Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

01

Bai Xiaohuo is twenty-one years old this year. If he were to be placed in an ordinary household, he would have married a wife and a baby would be able to make soy sauce.However, he is an optimist, and his master will support him when the sky falls, even though his master is very unreliable.

Bai Xiaohuo's master, Bai Dafa, is a well-known peerless thief in the Jianghu, and has carried forward the fine tradition of a gentleman on the Liang. He can't steal anything as long as he likes it. Unfortunately, now Bai Dafa's hair is gray and his limbs are degraded. It is obvious that he is capable of fighting It is not as good as stealing skills, but there is still one thing that has not been stolen. If he cannot steal it, he will not rest in peace even if he dies.

This great and glorious figure fell on his apprentices. The eldest apprentice is Bai Yilang, and the younger apprentice is our Bai Xiaohuo.

Both Bai Yilang and Bai Xiaohuo were picked up by Bai Dafa in the haystack at the foot of the mountain. He picked up Baiyilang in the first year, and picked up Bai Xiaohuo in the second year. I would suspect that someone deliberately threw the doll at the foot of the mountain, just waiting to pick it up by myself.

Bai Dafa lay under the quilt, summoned the two unworthy apprentices to the bed, gently stroked the dog's heads of the two apprentices, and spoke out of breath, as if he was about to die in the next moment: Dalang, Erlang, As a teacher, I have one last thing to tell you both.

Bai Yilang interjected: Master, he is not called Dalang.

Bai Dafa glanced sideways, patted the big apprentice's dog's head heavily, and continued to groan and groan: "There is still one coveted thing that I haven't stolen in my life as a teacher. If I don't see it before I die, I will die as a teacher..." ...

Bai Xiaohuo took out a handful of pine nut candy from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth, and asked inarticulately while stuffing it: Master, what kind of treasure is that?

Bai Dafa patted Bai Xiaohuo's head appreciatively, his eyes sparkled, and said: "The horn of the dragon."

Bai Yilang and Bai Xiaohuo chose to agree with each other tacitly: the master may be sick and confused, and he started talking nonsense before it was dark, so let's go to bed quickly!

02

Bai Dafa looked at the roof that was missing several tiles, and really wanted to throw off the quilt and slap these two unscrupulous people into his mother's belly, but he couldn't, he gritted his teeth and pinched his big, Legs, tears soared, sighed, and said: If you don’t steal the dragon horn back and let me take a look, I will not let you two bastards go even if I am a ghost, and I will take you two away if I am a ghost, haha …

As evidenced by the sun and the moon, that "hehe" sound was so frighteningly creepy that goosebumps fell all over the floor.

Bai Yilang is a coward, and he couldn't help being scared. He looked at the grinning master with tears in his eyes, and felt that since the master had already said what he said, he would definitely do what he said, and then "died young", "died with regret", " Phrases such as "the thief who was frightened to death by ghosts" and "Da Lang's death in vain" ran through his mind as far as the eye could see, madder than [-] grass, mud, and horses.

Bai Yilang bid farewell to his master immediately, he was very eager to find the legendary dragon horn in the vast crowd, seeking death is better than being scared to death by ghosts, Bai Yilang thought so.

Bai Xiaohuo continued to take out a piece of sugar pancake from the other pocket and bit it in his mouth, saying goodbye to the elder brother happily while biting.

Bai Dafa looked at the happy appearance of the little apprentice who had just praised him just now, and he was very tired at once. The disciples had nothing to do with him. He exhaled, took another breath, and announced forcefully who would get back the dragon horn first. , who will be the next generation head of the Liangshang Junzi Sect.

However, it was useless. Apart from the three of them, there were only a bunch of living creatures flying in the sky, crawling on the ground, and swimming in the water. Therefore, the head of the Junzimen on Liangshan was unattractive on the surface.

However, Bai Dafa added: Whoever becomes the head of the sect will be passed on to him as a master.

As soon as these words came out, Bai Yilang bid farewell even faster, and went down the mountain with a burden on his back. Bai Xiaohuo hadn't bitten off a piece of cake, and he continued to bite while watching his brother go down the mountain. Bai Yilang's back became smaller and smaller, People go farther and farther away, and finally disappear at all.

Bai Xiaohuo felt a little sad, there was no one to talk to him on the mountain to watch the stars, but fortunately he was a born optimist, he could chat with little fish, wild boar, hare and pheasant even if no one talked to him, chatting about these things The companion and chatter were grilled by Bai Xiaohuo. The taste was really good. He has always been proud of his grilling skills.

03

Bai Dafa frantically ate Bai Xiaohuo's grilled fish, while driving Bai Xiaohuo down the mountain to find Longjiao, telling himself not to be bribed by the grilled fish, although it was really delicious.

Chasing and chasing and chasing for ten days, Bai Xiaohuo still stayed on the mountain without oil or salt. He was eating melon seeds while carrying around the freshly picked wild peaches. He washed one and threw it to Bai Dafa as usual.

Generally speaking, Yibai Dafa's skill is absolutely capable of catching it. However, Bai Dafa was thinking about how to drive this unscrupulous person down the mountain to find Longjiao. One accidentally got hit right on the ground. The wild peach was soft and ripe. After bumping into Bai Dafa's face, it turned into a rotten peach, and Bai Dafa's face was covered with paste.

Bai Xiaohuo was a little apprehensive, who knew that Master had such a thick skin, not only thick, but also extremely tough.

In this way, Bai Xiaohuo was thrown down the mountain with a peach by the violent master, with a pot lid on his head. Regarding this, Bai Xiaohuo said that it was a pity to hit someone with a peach.

04

After he went down the mountain, he headed towards the capital, because if you want to find the dragon's feet, you must first find the dragon. The only person who can be called a dragon in the world is the emperor.The emperor's eyes are called longan, the emperor's mouth is called Longkou, the emperor's mouth is called dragon and root, and the emperor's feet are naturally called dragon feet.

There was never a moment when Bai Xiaohuo felt that he was so clever and intelligent, and that he was the most intelligent person in the world. It's a pity that the senior brother was not here, otherwise someone would applaud, Bai Xiaohuo felt a little regretful.

He ate like this while walking to the capital city. Starting from the roasted sweet potatoes he stole from the foot of Liangshan, he ate the Maobuli buns in the capital city. He ate [-] of them in one go and was still not full. Send him to see a doctor.

There are so many delicacies in the capital city, it’s like this foodie’s blissful world. He regrets not coming down the mountain earlier. On the first day, the second day, and the tenth day, he ate the roast duck crystal steamed dumpling sauce elbow from Tianxianglou all the way to the street. The candied haws and gourd wontons on the table, after eating all the delicacies in the whole capital, I remembered the business.

05

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and a black shadow flashed across the palace. The black shadow flew over the eaves and walls at an extremely fast speed, with a slender figure and black hair fluttering, which inevitably made people think about it.

Bai Xiaohuo took out a handful of pine nut candy from his night clothes, and stuffed it into his mouth while flying over the eaves and walls. After stuffing the pine nut candy, he stopped and sat casually on the high roof, took out another bag of peanuts and started chewing , The peanut shells were thrown on the roof.

Bai Xiaohuo originally wanted to explore the palace at night to find the emperor's bedroom, and then discuss with the emperor to see if he would go back to Liangshan with him, but now he has been completely fascinated by the huge palace. In his eyes, the palaces of all the palaces all look pretty much the same.

At this moment, with a "squeak", the door was opened, and a little eunuch walked out, Bai Xiaohuo smiled, and flew down to cover the little eunuch's mouth with one hand and carried the little eunuch back to the roof.

05

Bai Xiaohuo: Stop barking, if you bark again I will throw you down and break your leg.

As expected, the little eunuch stopped barking, and obediently said: Who are you?How dare you break into the palace at night?

Bai Xiaohuo: I am a fairy in the sky.

The little eunuch let out a "tss", looked up and down the three roads, and said: "Ghosts believe it?"If you are a fairy, I am still a fairy!

Bai Xiaohuo: That's right, she really looks like a goblin.

Little eunuch: ...

Is it my fault for being good-looking?

06

The little eunuch was very good-looking, his phoenix eyes were like obsidian under the moonlight, his skin was fair and fair, his appearance was exquisite but masculine and elegant, he really didn't look like an eunuch.

Bai Xiaohuo quickly got back to the topic: Let me ask you a question, where does the emperor live?

The little eunuch expressed his doubts: Why are you looking for the emperor?

Bai Xiaohuo simply deceived the seemingly innocent little eunuch: I came to play with him.

The little eunuch's eyes lit up, and said: "What are you playing?"

Bai Xiaohuo tapped the little eunuch's dog's head, and said: "What's the matter with you?"You are not the emperor.

Little eunuch: ...

Bai Xiaohuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked again: Let me ask you another question, where is the imperial dining room?

The little eunuch expressed his doubts again: Aren't you going to play with the emperor?What is the royal dining room doing?

Bai Xiaohuo smiled charmingly: People are iron, food is steel, you can't let me eat the emperor first!

The little eunuch blushed: You little rascal.

With question marks all over his head, Bai Xiaohuo expressed his innocence: I would be a hooligan when I went to eat, you people in the palace really know how to play.

The little eunuch was speechless, and pointed to another corridor, which was the imperial dining room. Before his words fell, Bai Xiaohuo followed the direction the little eunuch pointed, and disappeared with a "whoosh", leaving behind The bewildered little eunuch stood alone on the roof, and there was a pile of peanut shells on the roof.

A gust of cool wind blew, and the little eunuch completed the rest of the sentence: That is the slaughterhouse of the imperial dining room.

Bai Xiaohuo ran to the imperial dining room with joy, with chicken feathers on her head, feeling a little hopeless: the chickens, ducks and geese in the palace are so fucking fierce!

The author has something to say: Hahaha, for the first article, Merry bowed and rolled here first.