Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

07

On the second night, Bai Xiaohuo flew into the palace again, this time he became a little smarter, stole a eunuch school uniform to put on his body, and still stopped on the roof last night, he wanted to catch and arrest the little eunuch from last night to spank, Unexpectedly, the little eunuch looked like a dog and had a very vicious mind. He tricked him to the slaughterhouse where chickens, ducks and geese were kept, and ruined his reputation as a generation of thief disciples, although he didn't have much reputation.

He waited and waited, but the little eunuch didn't show up, but it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Bai Xiaohuo gritted his silver teeth, pointed his toes, and rushed towards the emperor's bedroom.

The bedroom is brightly lit, but there is no guard outside, very suspicious, Bai Xiaohuo didn't notice this, his nose is more brilliant than a dog's nose, the smell of food coming out of it has already led the soul of a foodie away, Even if it is the pit of inviting you into the urn, you are willing to jump into it.

There was still no one in the hall. Bai Xiaohuo sniffed left and looked west. After finding a table of delicious food, he could not move his eyes. He was holding Huang Qingcang on the left, he was grabbing the hibiscus cake with the left, and the right hand was holding it. Self-pour rose dew, the Imperial Dining Room in the palace really deserves its reputation, and the dim sum made are even more delicious than the most famous Jiuxiangfang in the capital.

With a sound of "dong", Bai Xiaohuo fell to the ground with his head up, holding a piece of hibiscus cake in his hand, and said with an unbelievable expression: "Wow, shit, it's so poisonous."Immediately, his head tilted, his eyes darkened, and he fell unconscious.

A handsome man in a bright yellow robe walked out of the inner hall, looking at Bai Xiaohuo who was on the ground, he curled his lips slightly, his phoenix eyes narrowed like a big fox.

08

As the moon set and the sun rose, Bai Xiaohuo opened his eyes again and found that he was locked in a small black room with a chain on his feet. He looked up at the roof, and sure enough the people in the palace really knew how to play. This is to play with Xiao Hei. house captivity?Didn't he just break into the palace and eat a few snacks?

Bai Xiaohuo's upper and lower teeth were chattering, it might be frightening.

There are gold, silver and night pearls in the small black room, but there is nothing to eat. Bai Xiaohuo’s stomach growled with hunger. In fact, he would growl when he was not hungry. He glanced at the gold and silver treasures, and almost saw the night pearls. It became a crystal ball and swallowed it, but fortunately Huang Ying suddenly flashed and stopped him.

This Huang Yiying was Huang Xiaowu, the son of heaven, Huang Xiaowu slapped the Ye Mingzhu off Bai Xiaohuo's hand, and then breathed a sigh of relief, and patted Bai Xiaohuo's dog's head angrily.

Bai Xiaohuo suddenly felt that this action was very familiar, he raised his eyelids and glanced at Huang Xiaowu, his face was also somewhat familiar, like the little eunuch from the night before yesterday, he tried to say: "Little eunuch?"

Huang Xiaowu's face froze and she refused to respond.

Bai Xiaohuo continued his efforts: Little eunuch?

Huang Xiaowu raised her face, and said solemnly: "Bold, which palace are you from?"Gu sees that you have exhausted your brain, Gu knows that you were born handsome and unrestrained in Yushu Linfeng, you may have coveted it long ago, but you can't break into the bedroom in the middle of the night to dedicate yourself to me, this is after all It doesn't make sense, besides, Gu is not ready yet.

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What he said really sounded like that, and after he finished speaking, he straightened the eunuch's uniform on Bai Xiaohuo's body, and his movements were gentle enough to make Bai Xiaohuo want to cry.

solitary?He calls himself an orphan?What a square, Bai Xiaohuo is almost square, and what the hell is sacrifice?What's wrong with not being ready?

Bai Xiaohuo seemed to be in a fog, racking his brains to recall the plot of last night, but only the hibiscus cake and rose dew remained in his mind, so he could only cry out that he was wronged; the slave was wronged, and the slave never dared to think about the emperor.

At this time, Huang Xiaowu raised her left eyebrow and smiled evilly; this can be imagined.

Bai Xiaohuo: ...

Huang Xiaowu continued to ask: What's your name?I don't think I've seen you before?

Bai Xiaohuo had an idea, and immediately replied: Back to the emperor, the slave is the new Xiao Baihe, who is on duty in the imperial dining room.

Huang Xiaowu nodded, patted the other person's shoulder as if he had realized something, and said: "You dare to climb on the dragon bed when you first arrive, Xiao Baihe, I think you have a bright future. From now on, you will be my personal attendant and work hard." There must be a bright future, and I am optimistic about you.

Bai Xiaohuo wailed with nothing to love: Who the hell wants to climb onto the dragon bed?

Huang Xiaowu ignored the expression on the other's face, and introduced herself concisely: Huang Xiaowu's lonely name.

Bai Xiaohuo's direct conditioned reflex: Oh, hello, my name is Bai Xiaohuo, ah bah, my slave's nickname is Sayuri.

Huang Xiaowu turned around, her shoulders were shaking violently, she turned back expressionlessly after a while, and said meaningfully: Flower name?

Bai Xiaohuo felt that there seemed to be some problems with the emperor's focus.

In this way, Bai Xiaohuo changed his name to Xiao Baihe and became the emperor's attendant. He said that he was an attendant, but he really served him anytime and anywhere. He had to wait on him when he got up in the morning, at lunch, when he was correcting memorials, and at night when he was sleeping. To serve, to eat, drink, play, chat, and sleep, referred to as five companions.

10

morning.

Huang Xiaowu opened his arms, stood upright at attention, and obediently waited for the attendant to dress him.

Bai Xiaohuo expressed his helplessness, with a reluctant expression on his face, if it wasn't for his life and the dragon's feet, he really wanted to smear the other party's face with the dragon trousers in his hand.

Huang Xiaowu frowned: Xiao Baihe, the belt is too tight, I know you want to strangle me, if you don't strangle me, you will be unhappy and sad!

Bai Xiaohuo pulled his hands together, tied them tighter, and said in a low voice: Your Majesty is clearly aware.

Huang Xiaowu howled immediately, and the guard waiting outside said urgently: Your Majesty!

Huang Xiaowu took a breath: It's okay, your father-in-law is too naughty.None of you are allowed in without an order from Gu.

With a piece of lotus paste cake in his mouth, Bai Xiaohuo rolled his eyes at Huang Xiaowu.

11

at lunch.

Bai Xiaohuo looked straight ahead, he never expected that the little emperor served 32 dishes in one meal, and each dish was exquisite and delicious, he couldn't help but roll his throat.

After trying the dishes, Huang Xiaowu waited for Bai Xiaohuo to prepare the dishes, but Bai Xiaohuo's soul was hooked by the Eight Treasure Wild Duck, Kung Pao, Hare Ruyi Roll, Arhat, Prawn, Braised Fish Bone, Huang Xiaowu gave him a few He winked and coughed three times but didn't bring his soul back.

Huang Xiaowu looked doting and helpless, waved her hand away from the maids and eunuchs who were serving, and then rolled her into her lap with a big wave of her hand.

Bai Xiaohuo turned pale with shock: Huang Xiaowu, let go...

However, when Huang Xiaowu used ivory chopsticks to pick up vegetables and fed them to his mouth, the foodie Bai Xiaohuo compromised and grabbed one end of the chopsticks with one mouthful.

Huang Xiaowu was very happy to feed, although she still had no expression on her face, she fumbled dishonestly with her hands while feeding.

Bai Xiaohuo snorted softly, slapped the opponent's salty pig's hand off, frowned and said: "Hey well, don't touch randomly."

Huang Xiaowu reluctantly withdrew the salty pig's hand, and fed it even more attentively.

12

The night was getting dark.

Bai Xiaohuo propped his chin while "Kaka" "Kaka" eating melon seeds while watching Huang Xiaowu correcting the memorial. He felt that being the emperor was quite tiring, and if he was placed in Liangshan, he would have already slept for a while at this hour. I feel it.

Soon, there was a small pile of melon seed shells.

Bai Xiaohuo was nibbling on his upper eyelids and was about to fight with his lower eyelids, but there was no way, the emperor hadn't slept yet, he would never dare to sleep, who knew what this wicked Huang Xiaowu would do while he was asleep?

Huang Xiaowu raised her head and squinted: Xiao Baihe, why don't you go to bed first?

Bai Xiaohuo turned his head, the melon seeds crackled, and said inarticulately: "I won't sleep, I want you to take care of it."

Huang Xiaowu had a doting look on her face: I ate too many melon seeds, I got angry.

Bai Xiaohuo ate even more happily: When you get angry, you get angry, what's wrong with you?

Huang Xiaowu was hesitant to say anything but refused to say anything.

Bai Xiaohuo knew that a dog couldn't spit out ivory, but his curiosity was like a cat's paw, so he couldn't help asking.

Huang Xiaowu sat upright, with a gentleman's face on her face: getting angry is not conducive to walking ~ room.

Bai Xiaohuo has ten thousand grass~mud horses in his heart galloping across the river, his face is red and his ears are red: down~flow.

Huang Xiaowu shattered and shattered: A gentleman is lustful, and human nature is normal, so how could he be so lonely?

Bai Xiaohuo was so angry that he didn't say a word.

Huang Xiaowu argued vigorously: Besides, Gu just stated the facts, Xiao Baihe, what are you thinking about all day long?

Bai Xiaohuo saw that the other party was so brazen, he really wanted to kill this sanctimonious thing with one bite, and blurted out: Dragons are obscene by nature.

Huang Xiaowu stood up abruptly, and approached step by step with malicious intentions, the wind of domineering king suddenly rose: Xiao Baihe, is this what you said?

Bai Xiaohuo ran away holding the melon seeds.

Huang Xiaowu laughed out loud.

13

In fact, Bai Xiaohuo felt that Huang Xiaowu was a competent emperor besides being old and dishonest and fond of playing hooligans.The master wanted him to bring back the dragon's feet, but he couldn't cut off Huang Xiaowu's legs and carry them back, so he could only coax him to go to Liangshan slowly by sidestepping, the road is so long, Bai Xiaohuo felt like crying no tears.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Bai Xiaohuo often feels chills on his back, as if someone is always staring at him, and when he turns his head, Huang Xiaowu raises his head solemnly, meets his eyes, with "" written all over his face. What's the matter, what's the matter, is there something on my face?", and she would often smile flirtatiously: Xiao Baihe, I will be embarrassed if you look at Gu like that.

Would Huang Xiaowu be embarrassed?Even if Bai Xiaohuo was killed, he wouldn't believe it. This thing's skin is as thick as a city wall, okay?He was the first to play a serious hooligan.

Bai Xiaohuo grew up in Liangshan for 21 years, and has no experience in dating. He has no power to resist Huang Xiaowu's frequent teasing and hooliganism, but Huang Xiaohuo just likes to cling to him. Every step of the time is inseparable except for the upper court.

Of course, only Bai Xiaohuo was allowed to watch the bathing of the dragon body.

As the head of all officials and the lord of the palace, the Son of Heaven has a special bathing palace, and the name is especially fairy-sounding - Immortal Pool.

13

Huang Xiaowu lay on the side of the hot spring pool, coaxing lazily: Xiao Baihe, you really don't want to take a bath with Gu?

Bai Xiaohuo frowned, and refused righteously: No need.

Huang Xiaowu continued to work hard: this hot spring is really comfortable, it relaxes the muscles and relieves fatigue, makes the whole body comfortable, beautifies the skin, and has the ability to improve the happy life at night.

Bai Xiaohuo, who was eating almond cheese, raised his head and asked in puzzlement: Can it improve the ability to live at night?

Huang Xiaowu nodded with bright eyes, and was about to sharpen her sword to explain why the spring night is worth a thousand gold and one night's lingering energy is boundless.

Bai Xiaohuo's words are not astonishing: Can you improve the skill of stealing?

He was originally a disciple of the thief, and his night life was just flying over the eaves and walls to steal chickens and dogs, and order peanuts, melon seeds, and golden silk rolls.

Huang Xiaowu: ...

After a while, Huang Xiaowu smiled thoughtfully, with an extremely malicious smile, he raised his eyebrows and said three words forcefully: Of course!

Who stipulates that monkeys stealing peaches are not part of the art of stealing?Hahaha, Guzhen witty!

Bai Xiaohuo continued to eat the fourth cup of almond cheese in his hand, without raising his eyes, he said: Oh.

With just the word "oh", Huang Xiaowu expressed that he was a little injured, but there were still 36 tricks to cheat, and he became more and more courageous as he became frustrated: Sayuri, come here and rub Gu's back.

Bai Xiaohuo was about to eat the fifth cup of almond cheese, and had no time to deal with Huang Xiaowu.

Unexpectedly, the emperor raised his eyelids and said leisurely: "If you don't rub your hands, I won't give you food at night."

Bai Xiaohuo stopped immediately, and said weakly: "I can't eat, can you give me food?"

Huang Xiaowu squinted her phoenix eyes and said firmly: No.

Bai Xiaohuo continued to mess around: No food, but snacks?

Huang Xiaowu almost couldn't hold back her laughter when she saw this living treasure, but he had been a king for a few years, and he transformed into an extremely serious appearance in an instant, saying: "It's fasting, don't even try to steal it, just lock up the imperial dining room." .

Bai Xiaohuo patted his chest, thinking: It's okay, the lock of the imperial dining room should be easy to open.

Huang Xiaowu's eyes were bright, and she continued to add: I'll lock you up in a small dark room again.

Bai Xiaohuo's face turned pale with fright, and immediately turned over like a dog to fight in the bath.

You must know that in the eyes of foodies, food is the only thing that cannot be let down, and the life of a thief must be a little fun, and eating is obviously his lifelong pursuit. He will live and eat until he is old, and taste all the delicacies in the world.

Huang Xiaowu was very comfortable being served: a little to the left, if not right, a little to the right, lightly lightly, the skin will be rubbed to pieces.

14

Bai Xiaohuo endured humiliation for the sake of delicious food, and tried his best to become a scrubber.

Huang Xiaowu was so refreshed that the water was flooding again. He turned his head and looked at Bai Xiaohuo who was squatting by the hot spring pool from head to toe. Finally, his eyes stayed on the key parts, and he frowned and asked, "Sayuri , do you know what to do if you committed the crime of deceiving the emperor?

Bai Xiaohuo paused for a moment with his nimbly rubbed hands, and answered randomly: "Guan Xiaohei?"

Huang Xiaowu chuckled lightly: "It's made into a human pig."

Bai Xiaohuo's hands trembled a little, an extremely bloody and tragic scene flashed in his mind, he couldn't help shivering, and repeated incoherently: Human pig?

Huang Xiaowu's eyes glanced at the other party's adam's apple, which was slightly obvious at the moment, with a deep meaning, and her tone was gentle: Xiao Baihe, don't cheat Gu!

Bai Xiaohuo's hands trembled even more, Nima, why didn't he know that the crime of deceiving the emperor should be punished as a pig, now he doesn't know if it's too late, Bai Dafa is pushing his apprentice into the fire pit with his own hands No wonder he didn't come to steal the dragon's feet himself, it's the dragon's feet, the dragon's feet.

If Huang Xiaowu knew that he had been coveting the dragon's feet for a long time, wouldn't he be divided into five horses and die without a place to bury him?

He seemed to have seen a beautiful but unreal future life beckoning, beckoning, beckoning, and with a "plop", he was dragged into the hot spring pool.

Give the wall a thud!

Is Huang Xiaowu going to play the rhythm of hot spring play?

The author has something to say: the second update, hahaha, hot spring play.