Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

15

Since Huang Xiaojing fell ill, he has been paralyzed in bed every day, paralyzed in the study room, paralyzed in the bedroom, paralyzed in the white clothes man's bed in the bedroom, paralyzed from morning to night, from night to morning.

He was sick and stayed on the bed for three or four days, but he was fine. He was almost paralyzed for ten days and a half months, and his ass was almost paralyzed with a layer of calluses.

If you say that Ge You is paralyzed, he is paralyzed, but he takes the trouble to harm Bai Yilang every day, so he almost wants him to paralyze with him.

After being paralyzed for so many days, Huang Xiaojing finally made a major discovery - Bai Yilang is very afraid of ghosts, it's fine if he doesn't say anything, Bai Yilang won't think of such a thing, and when he mentions it, he must be terrified to death.

Hehe, this king is going to eat meat.

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At night, after finally coaxing Huang Xiaojing to sleep, Bai Yilang returned to his room.

As soon as he opened the door and entered, suddenly a gust of wind blew by, the man in white was wrapped in his coat, it was so cold.

There was another gust of wind blowing, accompanied by a few humming sounds, Bai Yilang's heart pounded, he turned his head very slowly, but there was nothing.

Bai Yilang patted his little heart and heaved a sigh of relief. Before he could relax, a black shadow floated outside the window.

But he was frightened, turned his head and ran immediately, rushed to Huang Xiaojing's room at a speed of [-] meters, took a few steps, got into the warm bed, and rubbed directly into Huang Xiaojing's arms. not enough.

He tremblingly said: "Huang Xiaojing, are you awake?"

Huang Xiaojing almost laughed like a dog in his heart, and asked with doubts on his face: "Hey, Yiyi, why are you back again, this king knows that you don't want to part with me."

Bai Yilang continued trembling and said: "...it's nothing."

Huang Xiaojing chuckled lightly: "Duplicity."

Fearing that the ghost would follow him again, Bai Yilang rolled over from Huang Xiaojing's body and onto the bed, and after turning over, he turned Huang Xiaojing over to face him, only to shrink himself into the other's stomach.

No matter what Huang Xiaojing said, he was also a man of blood. The beauty was in his arms. The key point was that the beauty was twisting and turning, so that his throat was dry and the blood flowed from his whole body. ...I can't bear it any longer."

Bai Yilang has already fallen into the hellish mode, he continued to twist, and said while twisting: "Quick, hug me tight."

Huang Xiaojing really hugged her tightly, wishing she could strangle her to death in her arms.

The man in white shrank in again, and said in a low voice: "You are so hot, the top is hot, and the bottom is even hotter, why are you so hot?"

Huang Xiaojing kissed his hair: "It will be hotter later, Yiyi, are you still afraid?"

Bai Yilang diverted the question: "Why did you stand up again, how many times have you stood up this day?"

Huang Xiaojing said aggrievedly: "I can't help it, this king's little second will stand up when he sees you, thinks about you, dreams about you, and is even more energetic when he hugs you, Yiyi, if this continues, I will stand up." The king will be dethroned sooner or later."

Bai Yilang was ashamed, annoyed and funny after being teased by him, he was no longer so scared, and said: "It's best to abolish it, so as not to harm the ignorant girl."

Huang Xiaojing was straightforward: "This king only harms you."

Bai Yilang beat his chest with small fists.

Huang Xiaojing's eyes flashed with excitement: smash more, use more strength, my wife is so cute, awesome, kawaii.

Voiceover: No one understands the world of shaking M.

17

On the second night, Bai Yilang was still terrified and refused to go back to his room to sleep alone.

Huang Xiaojing, a wolf with a big tail, persuaded him to go back to sleep in a dignified manner, telling him a whole bunch of reasons why he should not be kissed, what he hadn't gotten through, what a gentleman was good at.

It really sounds like that, hehe, I laughed so hard.

The white-clothed man, Qingtian Bairi, was domineering, pointed at the floor and said, "You will sleep here at night."

Huang Xiaojing was straightforward: "No, it's better for me to sleep in bed with you."

Bai Yilang: "My lord said before that a gentleman is a good man."

Huang Xiaojing stepped forward tremblingly: "My king has not recovered from his illness, he is a patient, not a gentleman."

Bai Yilang rolled his eyes, he dared to treat himself as a patient after suffering from a cold for ten days and half a month.

At night, the white-clothed man quickly jumped onto the bed, kicked Huang Xiaojing down, and dominated a bed in a large font, looked at Huang Xiaojing and said, "I don't know it, I have to be kicked to get off."

Huang Xiaojing's fingers were curled up, and the blood on his body was ready to move. It is said that Bai Yilang's posture at this moment was like a small hook, which tickled Huang Xiaojing's heart one after another.

Huang Xiaojing had a flash of inspiration, his eyes widened, his face filled with fear, and he pointed to the window intermittently: "Ah... ghost..."

The white man's face turned pale immediately, he was already hanging on Huang Xiaojing's body like an octopus, and he couldn't even pull it off, his little face was directly hidden between the other's neck.

Huang Xiaojing showed a mouthful of small white teeth: Hehe...

Just like that, Huang Xiaojing's plot and scheme succeeded again.

18

If you come out to hang out, you have to pay it back. This sentence is not wrong at all.

In the study room, the white-clothed man flew in angrily, his white skirt fluttering.

Huang Xiaojing rubbed his eyes, just as he showed a gentle and doting smile, the black-faced man in white tugged at his ears and howled, the room echoed like someone killing a pig.

Huang Xiaojing pulled the corner of his mouth and begged for mercy: "It hurts, Yiyi, take it easy, your ear is going to fall off, it's really going to fall off."

Bai Yilang's face darkened, and he asked forcefully, "Do you know you're wrong? How dare you lie to me?"

Huang Xiaojing pretended to be stunned: "Yiyi, what are you talking about, I really don't understand."

Bai Yilang yelled even harder, and kept yelling: "You are still pretending to be stupid, come in!"

Hearing this, two ghosts walked in from the study, black and white impermanence, good guy, he was still pretending to be weird, his tongue was dragging to his heels.

Huang Xiaojing was startled, and suddenly felt bad: Is the king's fox tail finally picked out by his wife and swollen?

Bai Yilang raised his eyebrows, and smiled angrily: "Don't understand? My supreme Lord Jing, please explain to me what is going on here?"

Huang Xiaojing said weakly: "Yiyi, don't talk to me like that, I'm afraid."

The two ghosts below, no, it's two people, their long and red tongues fell out of shock when they saw their prince like this.

However, they didn't know that the legendary Prince Jing had already rolled down from the altar and turned into an idiot.

19

Under the coercion of all the witnesses and material evidence and Bai Yilang's magic skill of pulling ears, Huang Xiaojing confessed to the fact of scaring his wife, then hugged Bai Yilang's thigh and refused to let go, clinging to Bai Yilang's instep, unable to push away and shake off It doesn't drop, it's better than brown candy, and it's worse than sloths.

The white-clothed man looked up at the roof, holding himself like a big tree trunk, he was addicted to hugging this thing, so he almost fell asleep while eating and drinking on his lap.

Bai Yilang shuffled a step towards the door, and Huang Xiaojing followed suit.

Bai Yilang frowned, turned around and said, "Huang Xiaojing, can you let go?"

Huang Xiaojing hugged him even tighter, mouth crackling and said like pouring beans: "If you don't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you won't let go, you'll be alone forever, and you won't have a wife to hug you for the rest of your life. I will go wherever you go..."

Bai Yilang interrupted him: "I go to the bathroom and you go too?"

Huang Xiaojing nodded his head while pecking at the rice.

Bai Yilang didn't want to talk to him anymore, and threw a basket of blank eyes at him.

Huang Xiaojing hugged his thigh with all his strength: his wife rolled her eyes so charmingly.

Bai Yilang sat down in front of the desk, casually glanced at it, and the glance was incredible: "Huang Xiaojing!!!! What the hell did you draw?????!!!!"

On the table is a newly completed erotic picture! !

It still belongs to Longyang! ! !

The above two people who are shameless and rolling together are not Huang Xiaojing and Bai Yilang, so which one is it?

Huang Xiaowu quickly got up and covered herself up, covered her ears and rolled up the scroll, her eyes flicked around, and she answered indiscriminately, "It's nothing, it's really nothing, the king said it's really nothing."

The head of the man in white is about to smoke: Huang Xiaojing, you are going to die today, labor and capital will cut you to death!

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Huang Xiaojing was hunted down to the point where he almost died. Three rooms in the palace were demolished, two dozen porcelains were dropped, and most of the poor little saplings and flowers in the garden were cut off.

Anyway, basically wherever Huang Xiaojing hides, there will be bad luck.

Therefore, as long as the people in the palace see their palace turning into a rabbit and fleeing in an instant, for fear that the city gate will catch fire and the fish in the pond will be affected, Huang Xiaojing will feel quite fulfilled if he is chased and beaten. standard.

If you can't fight back if you hit or scold, it's fun to fight while running away.

That night, Huang Xiaojing sneaked into Bai Yilang's room with ease, like a thief, the big mouse squeaked and rolled to the side of the bed, first called carefully and softly, then quickly climbed onto the bed, contented Put the dog's paws on the slender waist.

Bai Yilang was tired from beating him during the day, he really didn't want to disturb his dreams in the middle of the night, and didn't bother to argue with him, anyway, the two of them were used to sleeping together, who knew that the big □□□□ Huang Xiaojing made an inch of it, and was dishonest.

In fact, Huang Xiaojing burst into tears: I haven't eaten this piece of meat yet!Touching is also good.

Bai Yilang opened his eyes in an instant, raised his hand and was about to hit the opponent's dog's head, Huang Xiaojing lowered his eyes and pretended to be pitiful, and said pitifully, "It hurts!"

Bai Yilang was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, he put down his hands. After all, he is a prince, and he is a prince who has made a name for himself on the battlefield. Now he is letting himself be bullied, although some of them are self-inflicted. rare.

Huang Xiaojing didn't remember to eat but not to beat, seeing the other party showing signs of letting go, he was so vicious, he hit the snake with the stick, he sharpened his knife in his heart, and entangled him swiftly, blocking the other party's lips and tongue in an instant.

Bai Yilang opened his eyes, but before he realized that a soft and greasy thing had been sent into his mouth, entangled like a spirit snake, the trembling sensation spread from the back of the spine all the way to the tailbone, and subconsciously let out a low sound from his throat "Well".

Even he himself was stunned, never would have thought that the ambiguous voice was coming from him.

Huang Xiaojing was suddenly ignited, burning all the way to his toes, kissing harder and harder, as if he had used all the techniques described in the little pornographic book of erotic pictures that he had read more than ten years ago, and his face would blush just seeing the erotic pictures The white-clothed man was on the bed with a book and hated it when he was ready to use it. He was so kissed that he didn't know the east, west, east, west, and north, and a dry and hot air rose from the internal organs.

Bai Yilang stretched out his hands to embrace Huang Xiaojing who was being gnawed by a wolf, and thought: I must be sick.

Huang Xiaojing, who was hugged, opened his eyes wide immediately, flashing with excitement, his heart surged, his guts became more and more powerful, and he kissed all the way down, his slender fingers untied the shackles around his waist, and kissed him from the collarbone. , chest, navel, lower abdomen, all the way down.

(Harmony 2000 words here)

In the middle of the night, the palace was crackling, thumping, thumping, thumping and thumping, mixed with the sound of "dare you", "forgive me" and "get out", Huang Xiaojing carefully knocked on the door of the room with a pillow in his arms: "Yiyi, be good, open the door, then The ground must be cleaned, otherwise you will get sick."

A prehistoric force rushed out from inside: "Get lost!"

Huang Xiaojing knocked persistently: "Yiyi, I won't dare next time."

He added the rest of the words in his heart: don't dare to use so much force, be sure to be gentle, and it will never hurt you.

Suddenly, the door opened from the inside, and an embroidered shoe that was obviously much larger than the standard size was thrown straight at Huang Xiaojing.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Huang Xiaojing dodged sideways and entered the door, and the embroidered shoe hit the visitor in the middle of the night.

The people who came here were none other than Huang Xiaowu and Bai Xiaohuo.

Bai Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment, then licked the sugar figure, and said, "Is it a goblin fighting?"

Huang Xiaowu beside him showed a bewildered smile: "It seems that the beating was quite fierce."

After a while, the white-clothed man didn't even lift his eyes, he carried Huang Xiaojing and threw it out the door, and the door was slammed shut.

The other party said that he didn't want to talk to you, and fired a Huang Xiaojing at you.

Huang Xiaowu spread out her folding fan, gloating: "Oh, what's wrong with the emperor?"

Huang Xiaojing was weak: ...

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In addition to being afraid of ghosts, Bai Yilang is also afraid of pain.

On the bed, behind the veil, a pair of entangled figures loomed.

Bai Yilang cursed in pain: "Huang Xiaojing, didn't you say that it doesn't hurt this time? Damn it! Get out!" Then he bit the other person's shoulder.

Huang Xiaojing also burst into tears from the corners of his eyes in pain, and said: "Princess, take it easy, don't be nervous, once you get nervous, the bottom will become tighter, I can't get out of the trap!"

Bai Yilang opened his mouth loosely, raised his head, and said, "Next time... I will be on top of... and hurt you to death..."

Huang Xiaojing bit his exposed Adam's apple, feeling pain and happiness: "Okay, okay, next time... I will definitely let you be on it."

Bai Yilang snorted: "That's about the same."

Voice-over: It doesn’t matter if you’re on it or not, anyway, Bai Yilang, you just accept your fate, there is another thing in this world called riding style.

Bai Dafa has two apprentices, the eldest apprentice Bai Yilang, and the younger apprentice Bai Xiaohuo.