Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

11

In this way, the white-clothed man disguised himself as a woman and became an ordinary maid in the palace, which started his road of secretly looking for the treasure all the way to the pinnacle of his life (the road of being constantly protected by routines against chrysanthemums).

For some reason, Bai Yilang always felt that there was always a scorching heat coming from his back, burning all the way from the back of his head to his heels, burning back and forth, it was endless.

Huang Xiaojing hiding in the dark: This king's enthusiasm is like a fire, burning up the whole wife...

Bai Yilang sneezed: Someone must be thinking about me.

12

Bai Yilang has been very busy recently.

Busier than a cowboy.

Huang Xiaojing, who was full and overstretched, did not know why he was going crazy, and always came to find fault with him.

The man in white was extremely terrified: This guy is not a meat-vegetarian eater of both sexes, is it?

Huang Xiaojing put on a grim face, pointed to the tea on the table, pretended to be silent, and made the strongest condemnation with silence.

Bai Yilang is about to explode. This is the No. 19 pot of tea he brewed today. This ancestor is really picky. He doesn't say whether it is salty, light, sweet, warm or hot. He has to do it every time. To explore, who knows what kind of tea he wants to drink?

Get used to him!

Bai Yilang barely suppressed his anger: "My lord, what kind of tea do you want to drink?"

Huang Xiaojing raised his eyelids: neither thick nor light nor lukewarm.

Is there any difference between saying this and not saying it?

Bai Yilang gritted his teeth: This is tea that is neither strong nor weak nor lukewarm.

Huang Xiaojing touched Bai Yilang's little hand: "This king wants you to make another cup."

Bai Yilang has never encountered such a picky and troublesome thing, immediately lifted the tea cover, poured it on Huang Xiaojing's head: "You are so used to it!"

After speaking, he walked away, leaving Huang Xiaojing stunned.

After a while, there was a chuckle from inside, followed by another chuckle...

Huang Xiaojing wiped the tea leaves from his face, bent his eyes and said with a smile: "As expected of the person I like, he has personality, I like it, Yiyi, this king has already developed an interest in you that is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea Come on, little one, just wait."

Bai Yilang sneezed again, touched his nose and said to himself: "Recently, there are a lot of people who miss me, it's just that popular, hey, there's no way!"

Voice-over: Come, come, come, Bai Yilang, let me tell you, you will attract resentment if you do this, don't you know?

13

Bai Yilang is too busy recently.

Huang Xiaojing asked Bai Yilang to practice flute with him.

Yes, it's the flute that plays the flute and tastes the flute.

Bai Yilang: "I only know how to blow on leaves, not that stuff."

Huang Xiaojing smiled coldly: "That thing is very interesting, I will teach you."

Bai Yilang: "I don't need to learn how to play the flute."

Huang Xiaojing smiled mysteriously and said: "No, you will use it soon."

Therefore, Huang Xiaojing taught Bai Yilang to play the flute, teaching him very seriously and with great patience.

As the sun shone into the bamboo forest, the man in white saw Huang Xiaojing's unusually serious and gentle side face, deep eyebrows, straight nose, and his heart suddenly swayed, up and down.

Huang Xiaojing's inner os: Wow, wow, I'm so happy, I got my wife, let's not talk about the ultimate purpose of blowing Xiao for the time being, I'm afraid that my wife will cut me to death with a stick.

Bai Yilang took a bite of the jade flute while puffing.

Huang Xiaojing's legs trembled, he was very worried about his second child, his face changed drastically, and he said intermittently: "Yiyi, you can't bite this, it will kill you."

Bai Yilang looked at him like an idiot, and said, "I just bite to see what kind of jade this is."

Huang Xiaojing: "...bite it lightly...this king hurts just looking at it."

Bai Yilang pondered for a moment, then suddenly seemed to think of something, held up the jade flute and knocked on Huang Xiaojing's dog's head, just like knocking on a wooden fish. After knocking, he flicked the jade flute and said, "Down~liu."

Huang Xiaojing: Yiyi doesn't hurt at all when knocked, one more and one more...

14

Bai Yilang is still very busy recently.

Huang Xiaojing was sick, he had a cold, and he was quite serious, and he was unconscious due to fever.

Bai Yilang felt a little guilty, maybe he got sick from the tea.

Actually not, but it still has something to do with Bai Yilang.Huang Xiaojing squatted on the roof at night to peek at the man in white to solve his physiological needs and get sick from the cold wind while taking a bath.

Bai Yilang didn't know, if he knew, he might beat this sick pervert into a pig's head with his own hands.

Huang Xiaojing was so burned that he was in a daze, and kept chanting "Yiyi", "Wangfei" and "wife" in turn in his mouth, and he was still clutching ~ holding Bai Yilang's hand, which made Bai Yilang blush a little, and his heart suddenly leaked One shot.

He looked at the burnt Huang Xiaojing, and felt that Huang Xiaojing, who was in a daze and quiet, was actually very attractive, and it would be better if he was less of a monster.

Bai Yilang quickly turned his head away, got up and was about to pull his hands away, if this continues, he might be bent. Yes, Bai Yilang has always insisted that he is a straight man, straight can no longer be straight, Straight as a mallet.

Huang Xiaojing grabbed him even more desperately, not letting him go, and while pulling, he moved his face closer to him, a bit like a kitten pleasing its master.

Bai Yilang frowned: "Hey, Huang Xiaojing, are you pretending to sleep?"

Huang Xiaojing slept soundly with his eyes closed.

The tip of Bai Yilang's nose twitched, and he stretched out his hand to pinch Huang Xiaojing's nose: "I told you to pretend, so pretend."

Huang Xiaojing pretended to open his hazy eyes, the water was shining, he was seven points pitiful, three points handsome, and said in a low voice: "Yiyi, I didn't pretend, you woke him up, his head hurts, you have to coax him to sleep .”

Bai Yilang's teeth were sour, and he rolled his eyes. Seeing Huang Xiaojing's pitiful appearance, he was too embarrassed to scold him, so he tried his best to recall the lullaby that Bai Dafa sang to him and his junior brother when he was a child, and hummed a few casually.

Huang Xiaojing groaned, and brought Bai Yilang under the covers.

His hands moved up and down very irregularly, and Bai Yilang was made weak by him, and he grabbed the salty pig's hands: "Stop moving, I will kick you down if you are not sick."

Huang Xiaojing didn't take it seriously, and slid directly onto the little red dot on his chest, and asked in a timely manner: "Yiyi, have your breasts been eaten?" As a result, he was kicked off the bed by Bai Yilang. Because I touched an unspeakable place, I was so happy that I couldn't think about it, and I rolled on the ground a few times. It's not a problem to have a fever, a cold and a cough.

Bai Yilang threw the pillow at him and said one word: "Get lost."

Huang Xiaojing obediently rolled a few more times, from one end to the other, repeatedly, and finally rolled into Bai Yilang's arms.

Bai Yilang said expressionlessly, "Where are you going?"

Huang Xiaojing was pretending to be dead again, his anger turned into Lin Daiyu: "I roll in my wife's arms, it's so soft and fragrant."

Bai Yilang almost laughed angrily at him: "Who is your wife, shameless."

Huang Xiaojing continued to talk poorly: "My wife's surname is Bai, her full name is Bai Yilang, and her nickname is Yiyi."

Bai Yilang: "Your brain is burnt to a paste!"

Huang Xiaojing grabbed Bai Yilang's hand and put it on his heart, and said affectionately: "My heart is full of clothes."

Bai Yilang blushed, turned his head awkwardly, and took the opportunity to jump out of the window and escape.

Huang Xiaojing: My wife is blushing, she is so cute no matter how you look at it, hey, little dick, bear with it for a few more days, you are useless, once you see your wife blushing, you will turn hard, you are really useless.

Little Second: What you said is so reasonable, I am speechless to refute it.