Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

40

Bai Xiaohuo squatted in front of the box full of night pearls and rubies, like a cat waiting to be fed: "Is the fairy here?"

Huang Xiaowu was bumped all the way, when she heard her own wife's voice, she immediately recalled, "Here!"

*^_^*!My daughter-in-law called me a fairy, it was so unbearable, and the heart of the lonely girl was melted.

Bai Xiaohuo poked and poked with his index fingers, awkwardly: "Is it true that you can predict the future?"

Huang Xiaowu pondered for a moment, then said calmly: "I really can't be more real, I lied to you like a puppy."

╮(╯▽╰)╭, puppies are puppies, woof woof woof woof.

Bai Xiaohuo asked expectantly: "Then will I become a generation of thief in the Jianghu, a legendary man?"

Brother is a legend, don't be obsessed with brother!

Huang Xiaowu let out a long sigh, hooked Bai Xiaohuo's heart fluttering, and asked anxiously: "What's the matter, great god, what are you sighing for? Is it possible that my fate was so bad that I died early?"

If this is the case, it should be me, Bai Xiaohuo, who should sigh and cry!

Huang Xiaowu continued to talk nonsense: "No, no, I just got a glimpse of the secret, Mr. Bai is indeed a legend."

Bai Xiaohuo laughed: "I knew I was a legendary man."

Huang Xiaowu said leisurely: "Well, Wang's man is indeed a legend."

Bai Xiaozhuo's laughter stopped abruptly: "(⊙o⊙), what did you just say?"

Huang Xiaowu remained silent and said nothing more.

Bai Xiaohuo: I always feel like I missed something important.

A man who becomes king, you deserve it.

41

Bai Xiaohuo knocked on the box: "Big Immortal, are you asleep?"

Huang Xiaowu answered in a second: "Not yet".

~(≧▽≦)/~!

Bai Xiaohuo blushed and hesitated: "Then can you help me find out the marriage?"

Huang Xiaowu, who had been starving all night and day, had her eyes lit up, and hit her head with a "bang": "Of course."

He suppressed his desire to jump three feet high, and secretly rubbed his words for a long time, pretending to be profound: "Mr. Bai's destined person is a man."

Bai Xiaohuo rubbed his hands nervously, heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, and asked anxiously, "What else?"

Huang Xiaowu continued to be shameless and unpredictable: "He looks very good-looking."

The tips of Bai Xiaohuo's ears were so red that they were almost transparent.

Huang Xiaowu continued to be serious: "He likes you very much."

Bai Xiaohuo: Why is it all about familiarity?

Huang Xiaowu was complacent and still talking.

Bai Xiaohuo's IQ went online instantly: "Huang Xiaowu, come out, I promise I won't kill you."

Huang Xiaowu's wrangling stopped abruptly, and the atmosphere was awkward: "Mortal, what are you talking about, why can't I understand this god?"

Bai Xiaohuo's face was red and white: You can pretend to be you, if you don't come out, right, I'll find an ax to split the box right now, it's fun to play with me, isn't it? "

Huang Xiaowu continued to pretend: "Mortal, are you sure you want me to come out?"

He pretended to be so into the show, Bai Xiaohuo was speechless.

42

There was a buzzing in the box.

Suddenly the box was opened from inside, and a white figure jumped out.Bai Xiaohuo immediately opened his eyes wide, took three steps back and pointed at the person who came out for a long time.

Huang Xiaowu's face was not red but his heart was not beating: "I said that the box is my clothes, but you still want him to come out."

As he spoke, he approached, his whole body naked and serious, playing hooliganism.

Bai Xiaohuo blushed and stepped back, saying incoherently, "What are you going to do?"

Huang Xiaowu smiled charmingly: "I'm so lonely, what do you think I'm going to do?"

Bai Xiaohuo's heart was pounding like a deer, his face was so hot that he could fry dumplings: "Huang Xiaowu, you are shameless."

Huang Xiaowu's eyes were dark, and her lips curled up: "Yes, yes, yes, I am shameless, I want you."

In an instant, Bai Xiaohuo was thrown onto the bed by a shameless big cat, feeling nervous and strangely restless.

At this time, Huang Xiaowu turned over and took out a package from under the bed. When she opened it, she found that there were all kinds of ointment, sweet-scented osmanthus, lotus, pear...

Bai Xiaohuo: (*ω)╰ひ╯, Huang Xiaowu, get the fuck out of me...

Talk about the horror of hiding grease under the bed in advance!

Huang Xiaowu cried for a second and pretended to be pitiful: "Xiao Huo."

Bai Xiaohuo: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and get out of here after you finish speaking."

Huang Xiaowu sighed, as if she was about to cry, and said for a long time: "My father and mother have passed away since I was a child, and other children are loved by others, so they can play as they please, and orphans can only sit in the room and watch the emperor's death. If you study the mind of an emperor, you will not be punished by the Taifu, and you will be beaten if you can't answer it. Someone like Gu will definitely not be liked by anyone..."

Bai Xiaohuo turned his head, his eyes drooped slightly, and he ran along the poor baby Huang Xiaowu's long hair, and happened to meet his eyes that were slightly moist and glistening, looking especially pitiful.

Bai Xiaohuo's heart softened, and he took the initiative to go up and kiss the other person's eyes.

Then things got out of hand.

(2000 words omitted here)

Huang Xiaowu: Woohoo, I finally have meat, my wife's heart is softer than her waist.

:.☆(~▽~)/$:*°★*! ! !Yo ha! !

43

It was three poles in the sun, and when Bai Xiaohuo woke up, his whole body had already been cleaned, but it was like being run over by a carriage. There were large marks on his neck, chest, front and legs. As a donkey, Bai Xiaohuo deeply suspected that he might be made to die on the bed.

I don’t know who came up with the Eighteen Long Yang Poses. Don’t you know that these postures are extremely difficult to do?

Bai Xiaohuo felt that Huang Xiaowu must have been studying every night, otherwise how could he be so proficient that he could be called an expert in all kinds of routines. He felt that he had fallen deeply into the routines, but although he was not right, after all, there was something wrong last night. Cool to.

Huang Xiaowu heard the movement, stood at the door of the room and poked her head quietly, her satisfied face was not too obvious, but as soon as she stepped into the room, she turned into a pitiful maiden wearing a reed flower dress, rotting in the field and no one cares about her cabbage.

Bai Xiaohuo originally wanted to say something harsh to him, but seeing him like this, all the words that came to his lips shrunk back into his stomach, since he liked him anyway.

Huang Xiaowu walked over to apply the medicine to him, and comforted him softly: "I will definitely pay more attention next time."

Bai Xiaohuo is the person who is most afraid of pain in his life, and his butt being hurt is like being split in half alive. The pain made him cry for father and mother. When he heard that there will be another time, he twisted his eyebrows and wanted to yell at him, "You Dare to mention it next time", but when he saw the pitiful face of the other party, he immediately buried his head in the pillow and said in a low voice, "Be gentle next time."

Huang Xiaowu: My wife's heart has softened.