Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

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Bai Xiaohuo and Huang Xiaowu lived for nothing in the palace for several days. They witnessed goblins fighting every day. Ling Li has learned everything, and he deeply suspects that Huang Xiaojing is a serious trembling, doing evil tricks, cheating and coaxing Bai Xiaohuo to leave this place of right and wrong.

Bai Xiaohuo and Bai Yilang held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes, reluctantly saying goodbye.

The rest of Huang Xiaowu and Huang Xiaojing stared wide-eyed, their faces darkened.

Huang Xiaowu: "Xiao Huo, just say goodbye when you say goodbye, what are you talking about."

Huang Xiaojing: "Yiyi, this brat is not dear, he is taking advantage of you."

Bai Xiaohuo (Bai Yilang): "Go to the side (get rough)."

Sure enough, the double yellows went to the edges together.

Huang Xiaojing squatted by the corner, recalling the heroic appearance his wife had just told him to get out of.

Huang Xiaowu looked at her uncle rolling so happily, as if she saw herself in the near future, and looked up at the sky.

What about revitalizing Fu Gang to show off his glory?

Huang Xiaojing: My wife is so handsome, and she is so handsome even if she says she's going to fuck off, so handsome that the king's face is bloody, holding her mua high!

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Counting that Bai Xiaohuo has been down the mountain for more than two months, although he doesn't need to steal the dragon's horn, but the promised experience is still there.Considering that the master might take peaches again, no, the peaches are already off the market, this time he might be thrown down the mountain with a watermelon, Bai Xiaohuo resolutely chose to go back after the master forgot about it for his own sake. .

After all, a watermelon is different from a soft peach. Even with the lid on it, it is still possible to smash your head into a hole if you are not careful. According to Master's skills.

Bai Xiaohuo decided to change his mind and practice hard, so that the master would look at him with admiration after a three-day farewell.

He, Bai Xiaohuo, doesn't eat besides eating. He is a qualified Liangshang gentleman who learned from Bai Dafa, although Bai Dafa is also very unreliable.

Where in the world is the hardest thing to steal?Where are the most babies in the world?Where in the world are so many gentlemen on Liangshang fascinated but discouraged?

Ha ha, there is only one answer.

Huang Xiaowu's house.

Huang Xiaowu: ╮(╯╰)╭

The wife steals how she wants, steals when she wants, and steals whatever she wants.

Anyway, it's a dowry.

All orphans belong to wives, and wives are lonely.

witty.

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The night is dark and the wind is high, it is the time for murder and arson, ah bah, it is the time for rats to steal lamp oil.

Bai Xiaohuo's soldiers and horses went ahead without moving food and grass, and had already inquired that all the treasures in the palace were hidden in the imperial treasury.

He flew over the eaves and walls like flying, his lightness skills are really amazing, he flew around the main palace of the palace a few times before landing on the top of the imperial treasury.

There is no way, the master said that the thief must have a cool and unusual way of appearing on the stage!

Bai Dafa: Blame me (⊙o⊙)!

Bai Xiaohuo sat on the roof, took off the bag hanging around his waist, and ate melon seeds while waiting for the guard standing like a pile to fall asleep.

The people eating melons expressed that they were very idle.

He licked and licked, waited and waited, his mouth was foaming, but it was almost dawn, and the guards were still standing like piles.

Bai Xiaohuo is very sad, these days even the guards are so conscientious, how can the snitch survive?

Bai Xiaohuo decided to come back tonight in night clothes, and if it was not good enough, he would cover his face and knock them all out.

Emperor Curry.

The big box studded with night pearls and rubies moved, and then someone opened it from the inside. Huang Xiaowu, who was almost suffocated, took a big breath to recover.

Huang Xiaowu: The baby is unhappy, the baby is wronged, the baby is bitter, the baby has a little emotion, but the baby can't help but not say it.

Is it easy to sit alone in a box all night?

These idiots pretend to be dozing off like a pile, no wonder the wife is afraid to come and take Gu home?

Don't think about giving them rewards alone this month, hum!

Wife, come to the bowl quickly!

~(>_<)~

sad!

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It's day and night.

Huang Xiaowu: (~o~)~zZ.

Bai Xiaohuo: (~o~)~zZ.

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Huang Xiaowu hid in the box early and waited.

He waited and waited, waited left and right, waited with eyes open, and waited with eyes closed, but he didn't wait for Bai Xiaozhuo to steal him.

Huang Xiaowu: T_T.

After waiting until dawn, Bai Xiaohuo's shadow did not appear.

He purposely screened off all the guards in advance, just waiting for Bai Xiaohuo to come and steal him.

Two hours ago, Bai Xiaohuo sat on the roof and ate sunflower seeds for a while.

However, he found that there was no one guarding the imperial treasury tonight. Why was this scene so familiar? In an instant, Bai Xiaohuo felt a deep conspiracy.

It seemed to be the same when he first sneaked into Huang Xiaowu's bedroom. As for the ending...

─=≡Σ(((つω)つ

Bai Xiaohuo: I'll run, I'll run, I'll come back tomorrow night.

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In the middle of the night, the lights are dark.

Bai Xiaohuo looked at the imperial treasury three times, the guards didn't look like piles this time, each of them swayed around and turned into tumblers.

Being trapped like this and still holding on to the position firmly, I am really dedicated and must add chicken legs.As an idle student of the thief, Bai Xiaohuo felt more and more that his profession was not easy to mess with.

As usual, he sat on the roof and cracked a handful of melon seeds. After he finished cracking, he covered his face and flew down on his toes. His figure was so fast that he was ready to knock people out one by one.

Before the hand was chopped off, the head of the guard suddenly turned around, and seeing the man in black was like seeing a ghost, his eyes were widened, and his mouth was so wide that a duck egg could be stuffed in: "You, you... oh my god, It turned out to be the rumored Death Palm..."

Then he rolled his eyes and fell unconscious.

Bai Xiaohuo was dumbfounded: "O_o, I haven't done anything yet?"

He swept across the crowd with an innocent face.

All the little ones immediately rolled on the ground: "It turned out to be a life-threatening eye, uh..."

Bai Xiaohuo: →_→, I really didn’t do anything!

Who said that the guards are rigid and upright, and this exaggerated and gorgeous acting skills are no one else, come on, come on, big brothers, don't pretend to be dead.

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The door was pushed open with a "squeak".

Huang Xiaowu almost wanted to cry, looking forward to the stars and the moon and finally looking forward to a daughter-in-law, it's not easy.

There are too many treasures in the imperial treasury, and Bai Xiaohuo felt that his eyes were going to be blinded. After turning around, he sat on the box studded with night pearls and tried hard to think about a question: "What should I steal? Glass cup? Nine chains?"

Huang Xiaowu hiding in the box: "Steal me, steal me."

Bai Xiaohuo was taken aback immediately, jumped down from the box, and said, "Who? Who's talking?"

Huang Xiaowu couldn't help crying, so she accidentally spoke her heart out, changed her strategy in a flash of inspiration, pinched her nose and said, "It's me, it's me, I'm the little god, I'm the little god."

Bai Xiaohuo knocked on the wooden box cautiously and tentatively, and said, "You are lying, how could the gods be locked in the box?"

Huang Xiaowu continued to babble: "Who said that this fairy was locked up, this box is clearly my fairy's clothes, you mortal!"

Pretending as if there is wood?Haha, Gu Zhen is so gifted and talented, he lied to you for a few minutes, and it is what everyone expects if he hugs the beauty back.

Bai Xiaohuo knocked on the box again, and asked: "You are really a little fairy, can you conjure a treasure?"

Huang Xiaowu: ...

Bai Xiaohuo continued to ask: "Then can you live and die?"

Huang Xiaowu: ...

How to do how to do?What my wife said seems to be very difficult. Is it true that the concubine can't do it?

Bai Xiaohuo let out a "tss" and said, "Then what do you know?"

Huang Xiaowu thought for a while and said, "I am an immortal who knows everything from astronomy to geography, and can predict future events."

Bai Xiaohuo: "Then do you know who I am?"

Huang Xiaowu chuckled: Your name is Bai Xiaohuo, isn't it?This immortal not only knows your name, but also knows that you are a disciple of the thief. Your master is called Bai Dafa, right? Oh, you also have a senior brother in white. You not only pretend to be a eunuch but also want to steal treasure. This immortal wants to tell the emperor. The current court regulations..."

Before Huang Xiaowu could finish speaking, Bai Xiaohuo kicked the box and almost knocked it over: "I'll steal you back and see how you tell the emperor."

Huang Xiaowu was heartbroken: "I'm an immortal who won't give in, hum!"

However, Huang Xiaowu: My wife's kick is so good, steal it, steal it, I have finally waited for this moment, my wife loves you!

Just like that, Bai Xiaohuo hummed and went back with a big box on his back, complaining as he carried it: After digging out the shell, why is it heavier than a pig like Huang Xiaowu? "

Huang Xiaowu: ...

Gu was disliked by his wife and was unhappy, how can a pig be so handsome and handsome?

By the way, where does a pig have eight-pack abs?

be happy!