Master drove me down the mountain to steal dragon horns

06

One day, a notice was posted in the palace to recruit servants and maids.

How can you get tiger cubs if you don't enter the tiger's den, Bai Yilang decided to sneak into the palace to steal the treasure and return to Liangshan. From then on, he became famous and reached the pinnacle of his life.

Considering Huang Xiaojing's unusual hobbies, and also for his own chastity, Bai Yilang dressed up as a chick.

It's true that the world is getting worse and people's hearts are not old, even men have to worry about chastity these days, Bai Yilang vomited silently.

The evaluation of servants and maids in the palace is very strict, but Bai Yilang is confident that he will win, thinking that he is the chief disciple of the Liangshan School after all, if he can't even apply for a maid, it would be too embarrassing.

However, when he arrived at the palace, Bai Yilang felt that he might have gone to the wrong set. Why did the team line up from the gate to another street just to apply for a servant girl in the palace?On the other hand, there are very few people in the row of young servants.

The man in white looked at the women's clothing on his body expressionlessly, and suddenly felt that there was a lot of competition in dressing like this.

Tremendous stress!

He leaned against the corner of the wall with his arms in his arms, waiting for the fascinated line to shorten slowly, frowning as he watched the little girls who failed to apply for the job and cried pear blossoms raining past him.

Suddenly, the whole team burst into cheers, and rushed forward in unison, with the potential of thousands of troops crossing the river.

Bai Yilang: What did I miss, why are these girls so excited?

He followed with a curious heart, but he didn't expect Dajiang's girl to cry and run back, bumping into Bai Yilang and fell to the side of the road.

Ass~ The man in white who fell to the ground deeply felt the horror of women.

It turned out that the rumored Prince Jing actually appeared, causing panic and out of control at the scene. In order to maintain the peaceful scene of the selection, all those who jumped in line out of control were disqualified.

No wonder those women who crossed the river ran away crying.

As a result, there were only ten people left in the team.

Bai Xiaohuo stood at the end of the line, barely covering half of his face with his sleeves, although Huang Xiaojing might not have seen him clearly last night, but it was better to come just in case.

Huang Xiaojing wore a silver mask on his face, with his hands behind his back, his head held high and his chest held high in a majestic manner. He pointed at the man in white, and said, "Why are you sneaking around and covering up?"

There is no harm in using two idioms in succession. However, Bai Yilang still couldn't help complaining:

Sneaky about your size, I'm too beautiful to be missed by you, okay?Don't think that wearing a mask means I can't see through the dirty thoughts behind the mask, big hooligan!

The white-clothed man lowered his head, leaned forward and said, "The prince's status is as noble as if a god descended into the world, and a girl of the people consciously looks at it as blasphemy."

Vomit, no, no, no, I'm going to vomit myself too, shit, I can't believe that one day these words will come out of my mouth, I can't afford it, my integrity seems to be gone Broken all over the place.Bai Yilang was crazy in his heart.

Huang Xiaojing, who was standing on the high platform, showed a weird smile, with an intriguing glint in his eyes, and then murmured softly: No, the corner of his swollen mouth was pulled again.

07

The selection contest for the position of servant girl in the palace officially kicked off.

Round [-]: Culinary Competition.

Background introduction: Bai Yilang once volunteered to cook a dinner, but in the end he served a large pot of black and smeared things.

Bai Dafa looked at his apprentice's expression of begging for praise and praise, in order not to hurt the other's weak heart, he ate with tears and threw down two words and ran to the toilet: poisonous.

Since then, Bai Xiaohuo, a foodie brother, has hung a sign in the kitchen, writing: Brothers are forbidden to enter.

That's right, Bai Yilang not only made dark dishes, but also almost blew up the kitchen to pieces.

Judge: Huang Xiaojing.

Although Bai Yilang has since been banned from entering the kitchen, he still has great confidence in his cooking skills.

Huang Xiaojing was sitting on the judging panel, obviously looking forward to his wife's craftsmanship, but he didn't know that a stomach disaster was coming.

Hehehe, my wife is the best, she is not afraid on the spot, she is courageous, she is worthy of being the man this king likes, holding her head high and begging for a hug, this king raises his hands and feet to wave the flag for his wife.

Come, come, children, hold your head high, look forward, and shout with me: Come on, princess!come on! Come on!

08

After Bai Yilang shoveled four pots and ten food bowls, a dish was finally cooked.

No, this can no longer be called a dish.

Huang Xiaojing poked his head and tried to identify again and again: Who can tell me what the pot of black and autumn soft as mud cooked by my princess is, at least tell me what the raw material is, okay?Why is deep fear churning out of my stomach?

In fact, Bai Yilang didn't know what he was cooking. He cleverly played on the spot and chose a very suitable name for the dish-Axi Bar.

What the hell is Axiba?

The melon eaters on the side were already stunned. Could it be that the legendary prince who has a picky taste and a cleanliness really wants to eat Asi?Fuck, I really can't imagine, what kind of Axi bar is too similar to something indescribable.

Bai Yilang brought the pot of things to Huang Xiaojing confidently with a spring breeze on his face.

The guards behind Huang Xiaojing couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his head, one of them covered his mouth and ran away.

Huang Xiaojing: ...

As long as it is cooked by the princess, even the king will eat it even on his knees, isn't it just a pot of unknown dark food that looks like that?

Huang Xiaojing picked up the soup slowly, stretched two inches to scoop up a spoon, closed his eyes and tasted it, then quickly put it down and stood up, clapping his hands and saying: "It's delicious, it's delicious!"

Everyone present (except for Bai Yilang, who was still immersed in the sense of achievement of being able to show his cooking skills and affirmation) secretly shed tears of sympathy for the prince: I didn't expect that the majestic prince would like to eat something that even pigs would not eat. The prince's quality of life is not as good as in the legend.

Huang Xiaojing was generous: "The rest of this king will be rewarded to the guards in the mansion!"

The guards who were also shot while lying down: ...

09

Second round: Calligraphy competition

As a qualified palace maid, in addition to mastering basic skills such as embroidering and serving tea, she must also write well and have poems and books in her belly, so that she can add fragrance to her red sleeves in case of people's quiet at night, and she can also spend time reciting poems and painting.

Bai Yilang thought to himself: It's exactly what I want, I'm the second most educated person on our mountain, and I know a lot more characters than Bai Xiaohuo.

Voice-over: Wake up, dear, I'm ashamed to say that there are only three of you on the mountain, and Bai Xiaohuo only knows how to eat, and the words he knows are not enough to fill a basket.

Standing in front of the prepared white paper, Bai Yilang racked his brains on what to write: the writing was too profound, and he was afraid that Huang Xiaojing, who couldn't even speak clearly, would not be able to understand it.

Finally, he figured it out, and with a swipe of the pen on the white paper, he wrote it in one go, and he seemed to have the demeanor of everyone in a trance, making the onlookers wonder what he wrote.

After submitting it, Huang Xiaojing stared at the work, frowning, then the corners of his mouth curled up, and finally he burst out laughing.

Bai Yilang frowned and looked at Huang Xiaojing, thinking: Why are you laughing, what's so funny, forget about it, if I didn't look at you, I wouldn't be able to understand what you said, and I wouldn't draw a rabbit to show you.

Obviously, this round of Bai Yilang broke through again.

Bai Yilang: Hmph, it doesn't make sense for me to be so smart, so powerful, so civil and military.

Huang Xiaojing: What should I do about the princess?

By the way, how did the cleanliness prince say the word shit in his heart?

I didn't expect you to be such Huang Xiaojing!

10

The last level: tug-of-war.

Bai Yilang passed five levels and cut six generals and finally reached the last level with his unparalleled strength (beauty).

As a maid in the palace, in addition to adding fragrance to the red sleeves, she must also have infinite strength.In order to prevent special circumstances in the palace, even the maids have the ability to escape with the master on their shoulders.

According to the rules of the competition, the contestants must be compared with the five maidservants in the palace, that is to say, one must face five, but Bai Yilang didn't notice it at all, let alone five, even if he came to beat him It's easy to get it done, could it be that he is a man of seven feet but can't pull a few women?What a joke!

However, the man in white couldn't pull out a few women. The servant girls sent by the palace were stronger than the other, and their waists were twice as thick as the man in white. It was really doubtful that they were not women.

Bai Yilang: ...

Just when Bai Yilang was at a disadvantage and was about to be defeated, Huang Xiaojing coughed, and in an instant, the situation took an earth-shattering reversal, and the five strong girls all fell forward and fell a big somersault, just like bone promise cards stacked on top of each other got together.

Bai Yilang won so gorgeously.

Bai Yilang: That's fine too, I am the Child of Destiny and I am proud.

Child, if you are so innocent and don't understand routines, you will be fucked.