[Onmyoji] The president of the COS club has been flirting with my make-up master, why is it so swoll

The author has something to say: Pay attention to CP!

Puppy Huang Lian Ssangyong

Landlord = Yaohu, H = Huang, L = Yimulian, D = Big Tengu

Silly and sweet to OOC

This is a work of entertainment, please correct me if the terminology is inaccurate!

Forum Name: Ping'an Beijing Shuaibi Gathering Place

Block: A hole in the tree

Subject post: The president of the COS club has been flirting with my make-up master, why is it so swollen!

Host ID: Xiaosheng is 1.8 meters today

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1L Landlord

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, let Xiaosheng think about where to start!

2L

After reading the title, I wanted to ask, did LZ feel like he was going to be NTRed, so he posted a post asking for help? (Smile)

3L

Front row, it's a good show~

5L

Landlord, your ID reveals that your height is less than 180~

8L Landlord

Someone actually watched it in the middle of the night!Xiaosheng was scared to death!

2L, close your bloody brain, hey!

Also, the young lady in 5L with a cute avatar is 175, rounded up to 180, okay?We can still be friends without mentioning our height!

9L

Who raised the height first?The landlord is blown up, so cute!Come here and let my sister pinch~

11L landlord reply

Thanks!Don't exaggerate Xiaosheng's cuteness, Xiaosheng is obviously Yushu Linfeng handsome cracking the sky!But it's okay to pinch your face!

14L

I haven't talked about the topic until now, are you upstairs going to take the host to go off topic and go to Heiye Mountain?

15L Landlord

Yes, almost digressed!It's all because you are so enthusiastic!

Xiaosheng briefly explained the past, Xiaosheng is a very, very amateur coser, he has produced several sets of films for his own entertainment, and the middle period has been inactive for nearly a year, because he has to prepare for the college entrance examination, how can he fix it!Master Zhuang is Xiaosheng's younger brother, let's call him L, he is one year older than Xiaosheng.

About three months ago, there was a relatively large comic exhibition in the location of L's university. The young student had just finished the college entrance examination and had nowhere to go, so he thought about bringing equipment and meeting some young ladies in the same circle.My parents are quite supportive of Xiaosheng's interests and hobbies, but they are worried that Xiaosheng will have an accident going out alone. Really, what would be unsafe for a big man, but my mother must follow, how can I hook up with a young lady? ah!

16L

Taking my mother to the exhibition, puff ha ha ha!

18L Landlord

Fortunately, Xiaosheng is quick-witted, and with L over there, Xiaosheng can join him for a few days!When my mother heard that there was L, she immediately felt relieved, and even called L to say hello in advance, saying that my son-in-law would bother you or something, how could Xiaosheng be so worried!

Fortunately, my mother will not follow, and my father paid Xiaosheng a huge sum of money, so happy that he flew~

19L

I envy the landlord, the family is very loving~

20L landlord reply

Hehe, Xiaosheng's parents are very nice people, that's why a cute and handsome boy like Xiaosheng was born!

21L

I can see it, the host is a little expert at slapping faces, and he said before that he should not praise him for being cute, but what happened? (Smile)

22L landlord reply

21L, you can shut up!

23L Landlord

No, I'm digressing again!I feel that there are fewer people watching. Is it because Xiaosheng's Chinese is too poor?Alas, when I mention Chinese, I think of the results of the college entrance examination, and my heart hurts...

Ahhh, let's not talk about this, forcefully change the topic back to the manga exhibition!

Xiaosheng is preparing to release a character in a recently popular mobile game, but he will not disclose the details. L is an art student, and he is very good at makeup, so I entrusted him with the makeup, and L agreed without saying a word, everything went so smoothly and perfectly!

However, I regretted it when I got the equipment. In summer, a furry body will kill me!But it’s too late to prepare for anything else!

So on the day of the manga exhibition, Xiaosheng was wrapped in fur and was surrounded by people like orangutans, and he cried when he said it!

Xiaosheng felt very ashamed! L is still comforting Xiaosheng, handing ice water and touching up makeup, working hard like a little angel!

24L

Wait, a mobile game character?hairy?I seem to have guessed something...

25L

The same upstairs, and three months ago there were only a few relatively large exhibitions (insidious)

26L landlord reply

Ahhh, don't guess it!I was so scared that I was about to abandon this post!

27L

The landlord is not afraid, we didn't guess anything (funny)

Everyone is ignorant, did you hear me!

28L Landlord

Ah, anyway, it's late at night and there's no one around. If this tree hole is red tomorrow, I'll be safe, so let's spit it out now!

It seems that I haven't talked about the topic until now, alas~

29L

The landlord must continue, okay!

30L Landlord

For this, Xiaosheng must insist on finishing his speech!

That day was actually okay. A pretty little sister saw that Xiaosheng was so hot that he was out of shape, so she pointed out a cooler place for Xiaosheng, but there were group activities there, so Xiaosheng would be a little embarrassed to go there.However, L urged Xiaosheng to go over, saying that he was afraid that Xiaosheng would pass out due to heat stroke if he tried harder.So Xiaosheng went brazenly, and when he arrived at the place, he heard screams all around, and the flashing lights crackled and blinded his eyes.

At that time, Xiaosheng's heart skipped a beat, because L had an accident when he was a child, and he couldn't see the strong light in one eye. When he turned his head, it turned out that L was covering his eyes, looking very uncomfortable.Xiaosheng was about to help him, when L staggered back and stepped on someone's foot.

L immediately apologized sincerely and said sorry I didn't notice you were behind.The man held him up and said with a sullen face what's the matter with you?

Xiaosheng immediately became angry, and rushed forward to pull L back: Didn't he just step on it, L even apologized, what a shame!

The man froze for a moment and said that I have no breasts.

A few cosplayers came to smooth things over, saying that their president is naturally cold-faced, not to blame.

L smiled kindly, apologized and silently went to the corner.The man explained a few words to the cosplayers, and ran to find L.

Xiaosheng also wanted to go there, but those cosplayers pulled Xiaosheng away, and they were very excited and said that they saw someone play this role at the exhibition. Brother, which club do you belong to? Can you leave a contact information? .

The girls are really super enthusiastic and super kawaii. It would be even better if they didn't push Xiaosheng to take a photo with another male coser.

Only then did Xiaosheng realize that his character and the cosplayer were a pair of popular CPs. It was because of this that he yelled and shouted "Short Cannon" just now, which caused L's eyes to flash.

Well, later, because of these few group photos, it became a little popular, and it rose a few hundred fans, so happy~

But I have also received abusive private messages, saying that Xiao transparent is scheming to hug her thighs and so on. I really can’t blame Xiaosheng. This is the character that Xiaosheng drew when he first started playing mobile games.Later, my father confiscated my mobile phone and concentrated on my studies, so I didn't pay attention anymore. How could I have thought so much when I played the role!

31L Landlord

Ahhh, it's not fierce, it's not breastless, it's hand cancer!

32L

Your input method betrayed yourself, it seems that the host is a straight man?As the site owner × L, I have mixed feelings. . .

33L

Upstairs you and I reversed CP!

34L

L is very distressing, I feel that he is very gentle and considerate of others

In addition, this post is going in the wrong direction, where is the male protagonist who the poster wants to complain about?Where is the role?

35L Landlord

You can hold your brains!Xiaosheng is a steel-like straight man who loves to have a childlike face and long legs!Single ladies here, please contact Xiaosheng Boots enthusiastically!

L and Xiaosheng are not adulterated brotherhood, okay?

There is also 34L, Xiaosheng didn't digress, the hero is the boss with no breasts, let's call him H!

Xiaosheng felt that he wanted to have sex with L!Sixth sense!

36L

Am I the only one who is curious about the landlord's cheap CP?

37L

Upstairs, seconded!

38L

Seconded!

39L landlord reply

Submit a ghost!It was an accident, what CP is not CP!But this guy played very well with Xiaosheng later, let's call him D!

D is already well-known in the circle, but Xiaosheng will surpass him soon, after all, Xiaosheng is loved by everyone!

Speaking of which, Xiaosheng's private message was ridiculed not because of him!So angry!

40L

Oh, I feel like I'm going to be bloody~

41L landlord reply

Your feeling is quite accurate, and Xiaosheng also feels that things are getting worse and worse.

By the way, Miss Sister is still not asleep at this point?The skin is not good after staying up late~

42L

I can't fall asleep with my appetite hanging, so I frantically refresh and wait for the dog blood!

43L Landlord

Okay, Xiaosheng continued

After the photos were taken, Xiaosheng went to find L. He had worked very hard that day, and his eyes were irritated. Xiaosheng was not in the mood to play anymore and planned to go back with him.

But when he got closer, he was shocked. L's injured eye was as red as a rabbit and teary. H squatted beside L, holding a half bottle of ice water in one hand and a tissue in the other.Nima, what's the situation, Xiaosheng thought that L was being bullied by H again, and immediately rolled up his sleeves to stand up for his brother.Who knew that D would follow him without anyone noticing, and even grabbed the tail of Xiaosheng's prop.

Xiaosheng felt that this was the rhythm of group fights.

Let me talk about the height here, Xiaosheng is 175, L178, Mom Da H doesn't know what to eat, it is estimated to be 190! D is also in his early 180s.In the face of confrontation, our side seriously lacks confidence, Xiaosheng's side!After all, Xiaosheng has been a good baby since he was a child, and he has always reported to the teacher!You can't count on Wounded L, he is just a support, and he has no desire to output at all!

Xiaosheng was cowardly for a second, and pretended to be pitiful to D: Big brother has something to say, and a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!

D froze for a moment, silently put down Xiaosheng's tail, and smoothed the hair very politely.

At this time, H stood up and said: L's eyes are uncomfortable, you should go to the hospital to see, I have a car, I will take you there directly.

L quickly said that it is not a big problem to go back and apply some ice cubes.

Only then did Xiaosheng realize that L's eyes were made by splashing ice water, everything was a misunderstanding.It was quite embarrassing, so Xiaosheng kept silent tactfully, pretending to roll up his sleeves just because of the heat.

Without further ado, H threw the car keys to D, put one hand on L's shoulder, and covered L's eyes with the other hand as he walked out: It's better to take a look, otherwise I will feel sorry.

Then L was dragged into the car, and Xiaosheng hurriedly followed.It was D who drove the car, and H led L to sit in the back seat. Xiaosheng wanted to squeeze to the other side of L, but H glanced at Xiaosheng blankly, and then Xiaosheng sat in the co-pilot in desperation.

I feel that this person H is poisonous!

44L

Seeing this, I already faintly feel two paragraphs of JQ...

45L landlord reply

two paragraphs?It is said that Xiaosheng and L are buddies!

46L

Cough cough, the landlord 484, pretend I didn’t say anything, continue~

48L Landlord

You're the only one, huh~

I don't know if there is such a person around you, but you can tell at a glance that he is very cold and not easy to get close to.Xiaosheng felt that H was like this, somehow he was a head shorter in front of him, of course it might be because of his height.But I never expected this person to be very nagging, asking L in the ear like an old lady if it hurts, is he thirsty, is it cold, big brother, you are so awkward when chatting awkwardly!

Xiaosheng had no ears to listen, so he chatted with D for a few words.

Only then did I know that they belonged to the COS club of P University, D freshman, and H junior.Xiaosheng is in awe, P is big, Xiaosheng is super looking forward to it!Then D asked Xiaosheng and L which school they belonged to.Xiaosheng changed the subject to fool him, so he wouldn't tell him that P University is his first choice. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he failed the ranking! D didn't ask any more questions, and drove the car all the way to the nearest hospital. H helped L get out of the car and went to register. Xiaosheng was about to follow. D pulled his tail and said, "Are you going to the hospital dressed like this?"

Well, Xiaosheng hesitated.

D also said, don't worry, H is very reliable in his work, let's find a parking space and go to drink something and wait for them.

Xiaosheng Jubi only agreed when he was stupid due to heatstroke, and he remembered it only when he was photographed at the drink shop. Isn't it also strange for Mom to enter the shop dressed like this?

D, as if he was used to it, offered Xiaosheng a cup of panda milk cap, and took out his mobile phone to take a selfie with Xiaosheng.Although it was strange, Xiaosheng still cooperated with him in posing!It's embarrassing to think about it now!

49L

I imagined that the landlord refused the body and still cooperated with the camera honestly!

50L landlord reply

Hold your head, the picture is too beautiful to remember!

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Later, Xiaosheng received a message from L asking Xiaosheng to help him pay for his medical expenses in advance. Xiaosheng was just about to go to the hospital to swipe his card, when L's news came again, saying that H had already paid for him.

At this time, D looked at his phone and said that they were about to come out. What does your friend like to drink, pack it and take it there.

So Xiaosheng ordered another cup of matcha milk cap, D raised his eyebrows and said: H also likes to drink this.

How does Xiaosheng answer this?Can't pick it up!

So we went out of the drink shop again in the naked or furtive sight, and went straight to the parking lot.When I saw H Xiaosheng, I asked him domineeringly: How much is the medical expenses, Xiaosheng will transfer it to you. H opened the back door calmly and let L get in, and waved his hand at Xiaosheng.

L pursed his lips a little unhappily, and suddenly said to Xiaosheng: Azai, let's take a taxi.

H hurriedly stopped him, saying that the medical expenses are not welcome, after all, I am very sorry for scaring L.

Xiaosheng remembers that the one who should be sorry seems to be the L that stepped on his foot first.

L was also shocked by his miraculous brain circuit, and H immediately added: How about treating me to a meal some other day.

L thought about it and agreed.Xiaosheng said to bring Xiaosheng with him when the time comes, Xiaosheng has nothing to eat when L is not at home!

D immediately said that I also want to.

Feeling that H's face darkened for a while, he asked L again: Is this your brother?

L just rubbed Xiaosheng's head and said: It's okay.

H didn't say anything else, and opened the door again to let L get in the car, and Xiaosheng sat in the co-pilot again.

All the way to the intersection near L's house. When getting off the bus, D asked: This is very close to University Y. Are you from University Y?

L is indeed a student of Y University, a niche student, just finished the college entrance examination.

L just smiled, neither admitting nor denying, and D had nothing to say: Mr. Y, I and H were here before, and before we finished speaking, H coughed and interrupted him forcibly, which was inexplicable.

Xiaosheng went back with L, H and they should also know that we don't want to reveal the coordinates, so they leave lewsdczerwwerwrcvfhk

51L

And then, sir, what's next?

52L

Is the landlord there?Why not change it?

53L

The landlord came back to update, I will never dive again!

54L

Did the landlord fall asleep in seconds?

55L

Probably abducted by aliens...

56L

Ah, it's crazy to get stuck halfway, you little goblin, landlord!

89L Landlord

Sorry everyone, Xiaosheng fell asleep without paying attention!

Woke up and saw that the post became popular, Haofang!Do you want Xiaosheng to □□!

90L

Capture the landlord alive!If you dare, just cut your penis~

91L

Let me just say one thing for the landlord: If you are a man, you will post more! ! !

92L Landlord

You still use the aggressive method!snort!

Well, in order to keep Ding Ding the host, let’s continue to update, after all, I fell asleep yesterday and the trough I wanted to vomit has not yet reached the point.

In fact, there was nothing else to do on the day of the manga exhibition. Xiaosheng played with L for a few days. During the period, L really invited H to dinner. Of course, he brought Xiaosheng with him. D also went. The four of them had a hot pot meal, which was very refreshing. crooked.Then H bought the order secretly, L was really upset, and asked H if he was a bit self-assertive.Anyway, it was kind of awkward at the end. H was a bit embarrassed by L's blunt words, but he was not angry and even apologized to L.Then L insisted on transferring the meal money to him.Afterwards, H invited us to have a small dessert, and the matter was over.To be honest, Xiaosheng was quite terrified, because L basically never blushed with anyone. It was the first time I saw him so untactful, and the other party was still a 1.9-meter iceberg. H actually changed Xiaosheng's outlook. I thought it was the kind of young master who was dragging his temper, but I didn't expect that he was quite easy to talk to.

After that, I will go home and wait for the results of the college entrance examination and fill in the volunteers. Hehe, although the expected Chinese scores are terrible, Xiaosheng barely climbed the P score line, so happy!

Mom and Dad were so happy that they took Xiaosheng abroad for a trip.

Now Xiaosheng is also a student of P University, let's cross his waist for a while!

93L

Haha, the landlord's tail is up, congratulations!

96L

So the point of the complaint is the landlord!Your Chinese teacher is crying!