[Onmyoji] The president of the COS club has been flirting with my make-up master, why is it so swoll

101L Landlord

Ahem, sorry, Xiaosheng got carried away.There are so many people watching Xiaosheng's long-winded words, and I don't know if there is a Chinese teacher for Xiaosheng among them, and I feel guilty when I think about it.

102L

I am a Chinese teacher, and I am already on the rooftop!

105L Landlord

COS language teacher is really enough!

Going on, the time point skipped directly to the beginning of school, Xiaosheng went to P University to report, and as expected, he met the COS club to recruit new students.The young ladies who exchanged contact information at the manga exhibition have long known that Xiaosheng has been admitted to P University, and even brought a group of little sisters to pick him up, but Xiaosheng was very moved.Then he was surrounded by a group of sweet-smelling young ladies, who forced their paw prints on the application for membership... D was also present, smiling gloatingly.

Well, in fact, Xiaosheng is very willing to join the club in his heart, but why should he act like a prostitute~

Forget it, no matter who calls the ladies and sisters, they are all so cute!

Since then, Xiaosheng has embarked on the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss...

No wonder!

After a few days, her nature was exposed, she was just a bunch of rotten women like tigers and wolves!The young lady who exchanged numbers took advantage of the chaos and poked Xiaosheng's ass! ! !

106L

Hahahahaha, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!

107L

If the rotten girl pokes your butt, it is very telling, the host must have a face~

108L

Still a fried hair subject!

111L landlord reply

Get a hairball!Xiaosheng is very aggressive!Xiaosheng eats melons without spitting out the seeds, eats grapes without spitting out the skin, wears flip-flops in summer and long johns in winter, what is wrong with him?

112L

Landlord, reflect on it, shouldn’t you emphasize that you are a straight man in this situation?

115L landlord reply

Trap, a proper text trap!Xiaosheng is going to cast a shadow on you!Terrible, I want to abandon the post...

116L

Landlord, don't go (Erkang hand)

117L

The landlord looks at me, I am more curious about what the ladies and sisters have done to you to make you find that they are rotten~

119L landlord reply

Xiaosheng's films are all gay plots, doesn't that explain the problem?

120L

Hahahahahahaha my heart (dian) hurts (zan)

122L Landlord

You will lose your niche sooner or later!

Why did you accidentally pull it off again?

To get to the point, shortly after officially joining the club, the club had a dinner. Of course, such a popular newcomer as Xiaosheng would go. I never expected to see L there when I entered the box!Xiaosheng was a little confused on the spot.

H was sitting next to L, and raised his eyebrows at Xiaosheng in a particularly pleasant manner: Hearing that D has recruited you, L also agreed to be our foreign aid makeup master.

foreign aid?President, are the three make-up girls here just for display?

L waved at Xiaosheng and said: Come and sit down, Azai.

Xiaosheng passed by and asked him secretly: Do you still have contact with H?How did he remember to let you join the club?

After all, they are from different schools, so foreign players still bring them like this?To say that L is also Xiaosheng's make-up master, it is not kind for H to cheat the wall!

L sighed faintly and said: He is sick.

What else can Xiaosheng say? !

After the food was served, Xiaosheng saw that L's favorite dish was far away, so he picked it up for him. H immediately glared at Xiaosheng, and then, relying on his height and long arms, he brought the whole dish in front of L, and asked everyone in the table hypocritically : Is it possible to get here?

Those people succumbed to their coercion and waved their hands wildly: "I can, I can, I can!"It's okay, I don't like to eat anyway!The president can do whatever he wants!

Mom Da has the right to be amazing!

L's ears were red, and he refused to touch the dish again, and H even put it in a bowl for him very attentively and watched him eat it!

At this moment, Xiaosheng frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

H Jubi didn't just want to ask L to be the master of make-up!Don't try!

Then D, who had been sitting beside him silently, suddenly asked Xiaosheng: What do you eat, I will pick it up for you.

Then the girls at the table started booing, and Xiaosheng was so frightened that he dropped his chopsticks.

I'll eat your father's kohlrabi!

Seeing that Xiaosheng ignored him, D came over with a chicken wing: eat a piece!

Xiaosheng felt that there were not many normal people in this club, so he took jujube pills!

125L

Hahahaha eat a block! D looks like he is going to do something big!

126L

Is the landlord's nickname a big deal? (funny)

127L

Isn't the owner's nickname A Zai?As mentioned earlier~

128L

Are you here to show off your cuteness upstairs?Little Chunjie, retreat quickly! The old driver predicts that this post will start a train sooner or later!

129L

Bet on a collar, within 500L!

130L

Bet on a pack of ketchup, within 250L!

149L Landlord

Going downstairs to pick up a takeaway is just a lot of money, what's the fuss~

I just saw that the young lady in the community group made a photo of D holding Xiaosheng's chicken wings into an emoji package, and Xiaosheng wanted to quit the group...

151L

When the landlord said that I was hungry too, I ordered chicken wings for 50 yuan first!

152L

People who eat instant noodles are crying!

154L

By the way, the host is so lazy that he doesn't even want to go to the cafeteria?

159L landlord reply

It’s like this. I’m not used to living in a dormitory, so I rent a single room near the school. When I’m not in class, I stay at home and order takeout, or go to L’s place for dinner. It’s not far anyway~ L’s cooking is delicious!

163L

Aw, L□□ attribute, I want to marry!

164L

Hey, I will take away the proud landlord with fried hair~

165L

To put it mildly, I just want to hug H's long legs~

166L

D is also quite cute, I dragged it away when no one wanted it!

167L

Stay upstairs and take me with you!

188L Landlord

What's the situation, there is still a young lady who wants to take H and D away?They are tall and handsome, but you can't be fooled by appearances!

There are not many people in the world who are as handsome as Xiaosheng from head to toe, with wisdom, character and beauty!Of course L is one!

But don't think about it, L, it's impossible.

So the only option is Xiaosheng!Come and take Xiaosheng away!

190L

Eh?What's the meaning?Could it be?

192L

Take the liberty to ask, is it impossible for the landlord to say that it is because of orientation?

195L landlord reply

Cough, L has never concealed this matter from Xiaosheng, even a blind person who has known each other for so long can see it.

Whether L likes men or women is his freedom. In short, Xiaosheng thinks that he deserves the best.

198L

Didn't the landlord worry about himself?After all, Fa Xiao likes boys.

200L landlord reply

Impossible, L is the kind of person who is proud and inferior. If he likes Xiaosheng, it will not be the casual way of getting along with him now.He is the kind who would rather swallow his likes into his stomach and hide away from a distance. He is especially afraid of causing trouble to others. Oh, it's a headache to talk about his character!It also has something to do with his experience!

203L

L needs a domineering president, so that he has nowhere to escape!

206L

So the host and L don't call each other, it's just pure brotherhood?

207L

Upstairs, I think it is more appropriate to change brothers into girlfriends...

208L

The upstairs said it well~~~

211L landlord reply

What a ghost, Xiaosheng is straight!

212L

Don't be angry, Mr. D told you to eat chicken... let's go...

213L landlord reply

I'll report the yin and yang strangely~

215L

I was wrong, please forgive me!

219L landlord reply

hum~

220L

Landlord, you are digressing again, but I like it!

222L Landlord

It seems that Xiaosheng is really not suitable for complaining...

So many people read the post, either questioning Xiaosheng's orientation or laughing at Xiaosheng's composition level!There is no one to help Xiaosheng solve the problem!

The world is so cruel and indifferent!

224L

So what is the problem?Is that what the title says?

The host listens to me, love is free, don't interfere too much with L's affairs~

225L

Since the landlord and L are just friends, why should he be nervous about H's intervention?Do you think the two of them are incompatible or what?

226L

Yes, the host, I feel that you don’t like H’s appearance very much. Have you ever had any conflicts?

227L Landlord

Xiaosheng has no opinion on H!

In fact, the H sheet matches the L quite well in terms of appearance, but the appearance does not explain everything.

Xiaosheng felt that H was so attentive to L that it didn't match the style of the painting, and the purpose of getting close to L was barely written on his eyeballs. L is cold and distant on the surface, but he is actually a thin-skinned person who can't help flirting. Xiaosheng has seen too many scumbags who run away after flirting. If unfortunately H is also a scumbag, wouldn't L be injured?

Specifically, how does H tease L? Xiaosheng will give me another chestnut~

The club arranged for Xiaosheng and D to produce a film. The characters are the CP couple from the comic exhibition. There are also several cameo characters in the plot, including H.The president appeared on the screen in person, and it looks very important at first glance, is there any reason?Then this heavyweight coser, our president Mr. H, appointed L to make up for him.Obviously, the three makeup girls are too busy eating melon seeds!

At that time, everyone was in the shed, L sat on the stool to adjust the color, and H went directly to kneel down on one knee, looking up at him, waiting for the makeup to be applied.

The young lady next to him was clapping wildly again, and the young lady who put on Xiaosheng's makeup was so excited that she almost stabbed the mascara into Xiaosheng's Kazilan eyes!

L felt embarrassed and wanted to stand up, H could not help but hold his waist, and said: It is most convenient to apply makeup in this position.

If it weren't for kneeling on one knee so much like a young man proposing, he would really think that the president is showing compassion for his subordinates!

L looked helpless, while H enjoyed it.

Xiaosheng also put himself in his shoes and thought for a while, what would Xiaosheng think if someone knelt in front of Xiaosheng and begged for makeup.

Then D became a demon, imitating H and knelt down to Xiaosheng!He even said innocently: Azai, do you think my eyeliner is crooked?

Then Xiaosheng found the answer in an instant, took a powder puff and slapped it on his forehead and said: Er Gouzi is flat~

Ergouzi is D's nickname, and this is what Xiaosheng heard from H.

So Xiaosheng is really straight and straight, so you don't want to be flirtatious!

230L

I feel sorry for Mr. D!

233L landlord reply

What's so distressing about D, he's just looking for trouble~ Looking serious, it's hard to guard against being a monster, okay?

234L

Can't the landlord see that D is interested in you?

241L landlord reply

How is it possible, it's just a joke between boys, don't look down on Renji~

And D should also be a straight man, so it’s true that he has a good relationship with Xiaosheng, but I feel that he has a closer relationship with H, and they often go in and out together.

244L

Um, are you sure that D is straight?I'm worried about your little Jufa!

250L Landlord

I feel that he is straight, and his popularity with girls is comparable to that of Xiaosheng!

Having said that, if D is curved, it is very problematic.

Because Xiaosheng heard that H lived with him, in the community where Xiaosheng lived.

251L

Living with my mother? ? ?

252L

Isn't H chasing L?

253L landlord reply

So, Xiaosheng is very worried about L now. It is estimated that L will not be able to hold the high ground under H's offensive. If H is just flirting, I can't imagine how sad L will be.

255L Landlord

Just now when I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I saw H and D entering the gate of the community side by side from a distance, and H adjusted D's collar.

Under your influence, Xiaosheng's eyes are also rotten...

They really can't be that kind of relationship, can they?

256L

Probably not, H is so obvious to flirt with L, if D likes H, can he bear it?

258L

It's hard to talk about feelings...

Did the landlord hint to L for a vaccination?

259L landlord reply

Although Xiaosheng's mouth is itchy, he still remembers the truth that he can't talk nonsense without a solid hammer. L is very sensitive, if he says one sentence, he can guess the next ten sentences, Xiaosheng is afraid of hurting him.

My mind is a bit confused, what should Xiaosheng do?

260L

It is recommended that the landlord investigate secretly, in case it is a misunderstanding?

261L landlord reply

Xiaosheng also thinks the same way, ladies and sisters, give me an idea, what reason is better to go to D's house to make a surprise attack?

D told Xiaosheng the specific address, but Xiaosheng has never been there. Would it be strange to come to the door without saying hello today?

263L

Let’s just pass by with soy sauce (funny)

293L Landlord

Xiaosheng is back.

Feeling very depressed, very angry, want to lift the sofa...

294L

What's wrong?Real hammer?

295L

Really?The landlord said it quickly!

297L

It was D who opened the door.

Two bedrooms and one living room, shared by H and D, seems to be no problem.

Xiaosheng sat on the sofa and watched the D edited film. After about 5 minutes, H came out of the bedroom.

He was wearing the little yellow chicken pajamas given to D by Xiaosheng.

Xiaosheng was so scared that he slammed the door and ran away!

300L

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310L Landlord

Why do you use ellipsis?Is there no one to comfort Xiaosheng?Ahhh, my mind is in a mess, I don't know how to talk to L.

D's little bitch really has an affair with H!No wonder he's everywhere!

Xiaosheng really had a brain twitch to give him little yellow chicken pajamas!Turn around and wear it for H!Blind Xiaosheng 200 yuan for nothing!

H is not a good bird either, cheating L's feelings!Scumbag!

313L

Well, the landlord, can I ask what happened to the little yellow chicken pajamas?

314L landlord reply

That, because once Xiaosheng accidentally spilled fruit juice on D, he originally wanted to compensate him for a shirt, but he said there was no shortage of clothes, and called at night to say that only pajamas were missing, so Xiaosheng bought one online and compensated him.He was quite happy with the specially selected little yellow chicken pattern, he didn't expect it, he didn't expect it!So angry!

315L

I really don't know where to start when I have something to say, let's touch the host and L.

318L

Well, who can draw a relationship diagram, I am a little dizzy...

319L

Please calm down, you can’t make a conclusion based on just one piece of clothing, what if it’s just that H has no pajamas and borrowed D’s?It is common for us girls to change clothes with each other.

320L

At least it shows that D didn't cherish the gift from the landlord so much, so he borrowed it as soon as he said it.

323L landlord reply

A ragged pajamas, Xiaosheng is not rare, just to defend L's injustice.

325L

It can be said to be a big show, but I am not excited at all, I feel very sad...

330L Landlord

Fuck, someone knocked on the door, so it must be H and D who came here to kill people, right?

331L

It should be to explain, the landlord don't panic, listen to them!

333L Landlord

Ahhh it's D!Knock on the door endlessly!

Xiaosheng pretends not to be there!

335L Landlord

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Xiaosheng can't escape, farewell ladies and sisters!

336L

Landlord?still there?

398L Landlord

Come up alive to report safety...

Xiaosheng couldn't help yelling at D, he really couldn't control himself. D had no time to intervene under Xiaosheng's mouth. He couldn't bear it and pushed Xiaosheng on the sofa. He was so scared that he thought he was going to be beaten, but in the end he was covered and forced to listen to his sloppy explanation. The momentum was a bit scary. Xiaosheng Still weak now...

I didn't expect it to be a misunderstanding, ah ah ah Xiaosheng just wanted to hit the wall!

400L

Misunderstand?Okay, I'm resurrected with full blood!

402L

So what is the situation, the landlord, you are so bluffing that I have an arrhythmia!

404L landlord reply

Xiaosheng was wrong, begging for forgiveness!

405L

Congratulations to the landlord for achieving the achievement of being suppressed!

407L Landlord

Xiaosheng walked in a hurry just now, so he didn't pay attention to it. In fact, that piece is from H. If it was from D, it would definitely look short on him.

You guessed it right, the one from H was given by L...

D specially showed Xiaosheng his little yellow chicken pajamas that hadn’t dried yet, grabbed Xiaosheng’s hand and touched the wet fabric: I didn’t lie to you, this one just dried, if you don’t believe me, have you heard it? The smell of washing powder!

Abnormal!Xiaosheng doesn't want to smell a man's pajamas!

Anyway, it's good to clear up the misunderstanding, but when Xiaosheng thinks that L gave H the same style, he feels a little gay...

Complicated inside...

408L

Sir, you feel right...

409L

Can the landlord give a link to the little yellow chicken pajamas~

411L

I'm relieved that there is no bloody Shura field!Ask for a link!

413L Landlord

Give you the URL, should Xiaosheng ask the store for an advertising fee?

416L

This can be available, and then we can know from the shopkeeper who the straight man in the universe who gave away the little yellow chicken pajamas is (insidious)

420L Landlord

D still lingered on the sofa, and Xiaosheng called for a midnight snack first.

422L

I hope Mr. D can seize the opportunity (insidious)

430L Landlord

Xiaosheng can't feel better!

Just now D answered H's call and turned on the speakerphone. H said that he was on his way to L's house, and he was afraid that Xiaosheng's nonsense would make L misunderstand him.Is Xiaosheng that kind of person?

Then D said: Got it, be careful, bro.

elder brother? ? ?

elder brother! ! !

I was so scared that the chili pepper choked my throat!

Why no one told Xiaosheng that they are brothers!

431L

Hahahaha, the stupid landlord is entangled for nothing!

433L

I can’t help it anymore, pull a big flag @我有故事你有光光@摇起我的小手鼎@见见何组织的大根女孩@星陈湛海@大义_

438L

Omg what did I see! @星星湾海@大义_

450L Landlord

After finally sending D away, he actually got angry with Xiaosheng, saying that Xiaosheng didn't believe him!

Talking about being angry isn't it just slapping your face and snatching up the kebabs?

I'm a little worried about L. H's rushing to the door at night will not scare him... Xiaosheng wanted to tip off the news, but D stared at him and refused to let him go. He even snatched Xiaosheng's phone, and almost found this forum.I called while going to the bathroom, but L didn't answer! H shouldn't be the overlord forcing his bow...

452L

Don't worry, the host, H is not that kind of person, he should go to show his heart!

455L landlord reply

ha?Feel like you know it well?

456L

No, no, I don't know it, I just speculate based on your description, I study psychology, believe me!

458L

I ask the big sister of the Department of Psychology to analyze whether it is possible for the host and D!

461L

I said that it is estimated that I will be blocked by the landlord, everyone understands!

480L Landlord

D even specially sent a message saying that he is home, mother-in-law.

482L

So here comes the question, is Mr. D straight and bent?

485L landlord reply

Xiaosheng really doesn't know, so you can't ask him face to face!

486L

Yes, if you ask him, he will answer honestly!

487L

It's almost 500 floors and there is no real progress. Is my environmental protection not working anymore?

488L

I've been crying all night over my stake in a packet of ketchup!

490L

I just hope that D can win a little bit, and the host can open up a little bit!

496L Landlord

It's getting late, let's leave, Xiaosheng has developed dark circles these two days, and tomorrow he will definitely be scolded by the photographer's ears, Xiaosheng went to apply a mask, good night, love you~

540L Landlord

I'm done, I'm so tired!

After nearly a day of filming, H brought L to observe, but Xiaosheng was too busy to talk to L. H is enough, afraid that L can't stand the light of the studio, he took out the sunglasses to cover L's face, and then L stared at him, Xiaosheng laughed outright!

Mommy's plot has changed again, so gay can't see it!Xiaosheng was crushed by D, and he couldn't love him!The group of rotten girls are also very enthusiastic to help pose!Ah ah ah ah ah!Xiaosheng doesn't want to have physical contact with young ladies in this state at all!

Sometimes it's called lifting your legs, sometimes it's called raising your neck, and it's also called Xiaosheng's expression is a bit more sloppy!Xiaosheng's innocent and straight boy image!

Shameless, I also suggest that the neckline should be pulled down a little bit, it is definitely a public revenge!Don't think Xiaosheng didn't see you winking with your arms around L's shoulder!

542L

Hahaha thank you for your hard work, what's D's expression when shooting?

543L landlord reply

Especially into the play, with a YD face!

544L

Oh oh oh oh there should be a book here!Is there a driver?

545L

I'll come, I'll come, please swipe your card to get on the bus!

546L

Drip ~ student card!

563L Landlord

Enough!Xiaosheng has already seen Xiao Huangwen next door, do you have a light for that I have a story, Xiaosheng is going to report you!Xiaosheng is serious!

568L

well written

569L landlord reply

You are the first to praise Xiaosheng, touched!

571L

It’s not about you, it’s about @我有故事do you have a light

573L

Ahahaha thank you boss!After this article is over, there will be a companion article, you know!

575L

Don't abuse, don't OOC

578L

Okay, I understand!