Guandong Yunmengtan

He guessed that he had already heard about the quarrel, and Meng Xiang pressed the pause button in his mind, as if he was hiding in his room in high school to watch porn, and his mother suddenly opened the door and came in, trying to cut the screen, but the video just happened to be stuck on the yellow frame, embarrassing There is a sense of déjà vu that cannot be quibbled and speechless.Back then, his mother was magnanimous and blind and selectively asked him to help with grocery shopping. Coincidentally, Gu Yi's next reaction showed the same thoughtfulness as his mother. He smiled and said, "It's exactly four o'clock, so I'm on time."

"Oh."

Meng Xiang pretended to cough calmly, shattering and swallowing the embarrassment stuck in his throat.

Gu Yi went around to the chair and asked if the seat next to him could be sat. Meng Xiang moved aside with his cement-like calmness, keeping a distance of one person's width from him.

Gu Yi glanced at him with a mocking smile: "Do you have hemorrhoids?"

Meng Xiang was embarrassed: "Who said that!?"

"Then why you can't sit still in one place, you have to move around."

"I think it burns my butt after sitting in one place for a long time, why not move it to a cooler place?"

"Oh, so you have a hot constitution. I still think this iron chair is chilly, and it's creepy to sit on. Then give me the warm place you sat on."

Relying on his brazen skills, Gu Yi proudly sat in the position where Meng Xiang had sat, shortened the distance to zero, and exchanged body temperature with him.Meng Xiang is like a screw that has been tightened, unable to move forward, unable to retreat, stuck in a position waiting to be slaughtered, his mood fluctuates with the rustling trees, not only anger, but also some unknown elements swaying, however Tired of trying to figure it out.

"Let's make a long story short." With the aim of saving trouble, he put aside redundant emotions and asked bluntly, "I heard that you are from the Department of Architecture of Dongda University?"

Gu Yi asked back: "Miss Matsumoto told you?"

"Well, let me ask you again, do you have a Chinese female classmate named Tiantian?"

Meng wanted to observe Gu Yi's expression intentionally when he was talking, and saw him smiling at him: "You know Tiantian? Are you her friend?"

Now that the two of them knew each other on the Tiantian issue, Meng Xiang simply opened the skylight and lit a 100-watt light bulb to make the conversation brighter.

"Tada is my crush."

His frank confession has the dual purpose of demonstration and statement, warning Gu Yi not to use his brains on Tiantian, and not to have any wrong thoughts about him.

"So this is ah"

Gu Yi still laughed indifferently, and then teased: "Interview, are you dating?"

Meng Xiang immediately became angry and said tensely, "Not yet, but that day will come soon. Tiantian is my dream lover, and I will pursue her on the premise of getting married."

This is a nasty talk he conceived when he was in love and crazy. He planned to say it to Tiantian, but today he used it to attack Gu Yi, hoping to force him to retreat. Unexpectedly, it only got him a sneer: "The lines It’s quite small and fresh, but it’s a pity that the Mandarin is so poor that it sounds like a local comedy.”

"you!"

"Your Chengdu dialect has the same pronunciation pattern as Japanese. There is no distinction between flat tongue and front and back nasal sounds, but I heard that your Japanese is not standard. What's going on?"

"I like to say that, it's none of your business!"

"I'm just offering some pertinent advice. Think about it. You've sworn to each other with a girl. The atmosphere is romantic, but when you confess your love, it's Trump with a sense of joy. If you kill the scene, the other party will probably laugh."

Gu Yi picks out people's weak spots, like a delicate silver needle of ice soul, killing people in an instant, Meng Xiang became more and more articulate, and wanted to swear in his native dialect, but this kid couldn't understand, and chickens and ducks talked again and again. What lethality is there?He was so angry that the cheeks on both sides were like balloons for a sphygmomanometer, puffed up and contracted for several rounds, and finally gave up the battle.

"Stop rambling, I just want to say one thing today. When you chat with Tiantian in the future, don't say you know me. Even if she asks, you have to pretend to be a stranger and don't say anything more."

Gu Yi was very slick, and accurately captured the information: "So, Tiantian already knows that you know me? How did you tell her?"

Meng Xiang looked like a turkey, his neck was swollen red, he clenched his fists ready to go, if Gu Yi dared to use this as a threat, he would immediately resort to force.

"You don't care about our affairs. In a word, do you agree or not?"

Gu Yi glanced at his veined fist, and asked with a peaceful expression: "You are so nervous, what are you afraid I will tell her? Was it the first time we met, or the last time we took a shower together, or was it I'll help you in the subway..."

"Are you looking for a fight at ease!"

Meng Xiang fiercely grabbed him by the collar, just like a fugitive who was exposed for his crimes and wanted to kill him in desperation.

Gu Yi also seemed to have nine lives, and his smiles were inexhaustible.

"Tiantian hates people who use violence very much. You can't chase her like this."

"Bah! I only teach you one lesson!"

"Then I am enjoying special treatment? Does this mean that I have a special position in your heart?"

"Damn, why are you so shameless, the people in the crematorium should prepare a steel furnace for you in the future, otherwise your face will not be burned!"

"Hahaha, Meng Sang looks dull, but he actually has a sense of humor, which suits Tiantian's liking. Coupled with your accent, the smile will be even better."

The sense of existence is often a derivative of contradictions and conflicts. Gu Yi is clearly trying to attract attention. Meng Xiang's anger suddenly understood when it reached its apex. .

"You can talk whatever nonsense you want. Anyway, the relationship between me and Tiantian is not something you can easily provoke. If you really want to make a fuss, be careful not to shoot yourself in the foot with a stone."

He used the tactics of suspicious soldiers to intimidate, hoping that Gu Yi would not dare to act rashly.

The little fox cleverly explored the facts: "Is your relationship good? How far have you been dating?"

"…………"

"Have you ever dined with her? Have you been to her house?"

"…………"

"Do you know which ramen restaurant she likes to eat most? What color clothes does she like to wear?"

"…………"

"How often do you talk on the phone? Do you say good night to each other before going to bed?"

Gu Yi turned into a tricky reporter and kept asking questions. Each question was like a piece of gravel thrown at Meng Xiang, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He gritted his teeth and said nothing. known.Tiantian is a mystery to him. Although he spent three years painting the mystery with colorful colors, the inside is still chaotic and dark when the colorful paint is peeled off.This cunning man named Gu Yi seemed to have figured out his details long ago, so he tried to pierce the colorful packaging and put him in a self-defeating embarrassment, and soon he broke out anxiously.

"Never mind your business!"

He got angry when he was strong on the outside, and his momentum was concentrated on these four words, like a good-for-nothing gangster who smashed a shop window in the middle of the night and then turned around and fled. After he yelled, he got up and wanted to leave.Gu Yi quickly stopped her, and said tiredly: "Don't be angry, I promise you, I will never ruin your reputation in front of Tian Tian in the future, feel at ease~"

That face, which is more pure and cute than a little white rabbit, is a powerful filter, weakening the deafening shock wave of resentment into a helpless moan.Meng Xiang frowned and thought of a famous saying that he didn't know where he heard: Beauty is the capital of arrogance, and those who are good at using this capital are excellent economists.

Facing the thick-skinned economist in front of him, after losing the tit-for-tat confrontation, he chose to back away, and skillfully used Japanese cold words: "Do you need me to say thank you?"

Gu Yi more cleverly planned and then continued: "No, just treat me to a meal." With an interval of two seconds, matching Meng Xiang's expression, he said, "You can't be so stingy, you can't bear to invite me to a simple meal, right? ?”

Meng Xiang changed from retreat to appeasement, and said calmly: "Yes, but not today, I have something to do."

"To collect debts?"

Gu Yi pretended to be a slip of the tongue: "I'm sorry, I overheard you talking on the phone just now, and you were cheated by the landlord, right? Sigh, you must have met small citizens in Japan. They bully honest people and kill foreign students. One is more ruthless than the other, there is an idiom in Chinese called Yan Guo plucking hair, which is tailor-made for them.”

His sympathy is the noisy twin brother, Meng wanted to hear the irritability, closed his eyes and listened, and made a detour, but the way was blocked again.Gu Yi coaxed: "A strong dragon can't overwhelm a local snake. If you go to the door on impulse like this, not only will you not be able to get justice, but you will easily get into trouble. Why don't you let me help you?"

Meng Xiang wanted to give him a chance to climb along the pole, no matter how sincerely he refused, Gu Yi didn't bother, and said confidently: "It's not that I don't have long legs, I can walk by myself without you leading the way. It's just a round at the landlord's house."

Meng Xiang sneered coldly: "You want to follow me again? Is it interesting for a man to always be a follower?"

Gu Yi snorted softly: "I can ask Tiantian directly, she must know where you used to live."

"you dare!"

"It's not a military secret, why don't you dare to ask?"

The scary thing about a rogue's threat is that he can catch your handle like a grasshopper, but you can't even touch his weakness. Meng Xiang deeply regrets today's superfluous appointment, like Shackled prisoners are forced to embark on the road to liberation.Half an hour later, they walked out of the Nishimagome subway. Gu Yi said that the chances of winning with bare hands were not high, so he had to prepare some props and asked Meng Xiang to wait for him at the station for 10 minutes.

Meng Xiang couldn't trust him at all, so he warned in advance: "It's not like going to rob a house, why should we prepare a murder weapon, don't act recklessly."

Gu Yi smiled and said, "I'm a coward and a pacifist, how could I use force? Just trust me once, I've been undercover in Japan for more than ten years, and I still have to rely on fake devils like me to deal with real devils."

He hopped into a taxi and drove away. When he came back, he was still empty-handed. Meng Xiang didn't know what was hidden in his sleeves. He looked suspiciously at him from time to time on the road, but every time he returned because of his winking eyes.

At 05:30, they sat in the living room of the landlord's house, with two glasses of cold water and the cold face of the landlady's wife in front of them.

"Meng Sang, I've made it very clear. If you want to claim back the deposit, please go to the court to sue. It's useless to come here and talk nonsense with me."

Just as Meng Xiang was about to argue, Gu Yi answered first, his demeanor was in stark contrast to that of the landlady's wife, with a gentle smile, just like the endorsement of spring in the world.

"Please allow me to introduce myself first. My name is Xin Tianyi, and I am Meng Sang's friend."

The landlady's face was straight and polite, her eyes drifted directly over his head, and she vigorously performed contempt.

Gu Yi spoke calmly: "I have heard Meng Sang tell you about the details. It is stipulated in the lease contract that the landlord is obliged to return the deposit paid by the tenant in advance when the lease is terminated. It is against the spirit of the contract for you to withhold the money. Of course, as the party concerned, you You have the right to express your opinion from your own standpoint, but it is not up to you alone to decide whether your opinion is valid or not. You said that Meng Sang made noise every night and caused Mr. Ling to suffer from depression. Do you have any concrete evidence to support this statement? Is it? For example, a doctor's certificate, or a certificate for purchasing related medicines? You probably can't come up with these, but Meng Sang's claim for a deposit is not only based on law, but also clearly stated in the rental agreement. Which party do you think Make more sense?"

He kept talking, and the landlady interrupted several times, but when he finished speaking, he blushed and said angrily, "So didn't I tell you to sue? Let the court decide!"

Gu Yi didn't change his color: "Hehe~ Your purpose is too obvious. Because Meng Sang is a foreign student, it is the right way to threaten you with a lawsuit, but you can only bully honest and kind people. We don't need to follow you In a head-on confrontation, an eye for an eye is enough."

"What do you want?"

"Mr. Ling is about to take the college entrance examination, and the grades in moral education are also very important. The basics of being a man are honesty. If his classmates and teachers know that he was born in a bullying family and has a mother who does not keep integrity, he It will definitely get the school's attention, and then you may really have to visit a doctor who treats depression."

The Japanese cherish their reputation very much. For example, if an entrepreneur commits suicide due to the bankruptcy of his company, the reason is not his own failure, but the failure of everyone. The victim will blame it on the incompetence of the entrepreneur and denounce it.This phenomenon extends to other fields as well. When a large-scale security incident occurs in a school, the principal will commit suicide. If a large-scale traffic accident occurs on the railway, the person in charge will commit suicide. Some men even feel that they have lost the title of head of the family after unemployment Majestic, despised by family members will commit suicide.The shameful culture of the Japanese and the world’s number one group awareness determine that they are almost clean-spirited when dealing with the reputation of themselves and others in the country. If there are criminals in a family, the marriage of young men and women in the family will be affected. In the same way, if parents have low morality, their children will also be discriminated against.

Now that Gu Yi suddenly hit the landlady's wife by seven inches, even Meng Xiang was shocked, he didn't expect him to make such a crooked move, it was more than ten times more ruthless than simply yelling.

The landlady was trembling all over and scolded sharply: "How did you come up with such a despicable idea, it's really obscene!"

Gu Yi retorted: "Compared to your dishonesty, it's nothing more than half a catty."

"I won't let you go. If you dare to mess around, I can make you look good. I know where he goes to school, and I will complain to the school!"

"Yes, as long as you think it through, no one will stop you."

Gu Yi carelessly lifted up the hem of his jacket, revealing his bare chest and abdomen. Meng Xiang was dumbfounded when he saw his snow-white skin covered with green and red tattoos, the complex pattern of Rakshasa sea monsters and sea waves. The pattern gives the vision a strong sense of oppression and impact. Foreigners may appreciate this grotesque beauty, but ordinary Japanese will only be shocked.This tattoo is a wonderful product in their own culture-the identity mark of the underworld.

Most of the Japanese gangsters are legal organizations with licenses, and they generally do not commit crimes. However, the Japanese have too strict a concept of good and bad classes. The common people are afraid of getting involved with Yakuza, and they always follow the principle of not violating the river. If there are often gangsters in daily life The family's reputation in the country of residence is in jeopardy.

The moment Gu Yizhan showed his tattoos, the landlady's wife was miserable, as if those figurative patterns suddenly came to life, and they rushed towards her with all their teeth and claws, tearing her sense of security to pieces.She stood up tremblingly, ran to the room, ran back again, and put an envelope in front of Meng Xiang.

"This is the deposit you paid before, a total of [-] yen, please leave quickly."

Seeing her pale face and bowing begging for mercy, Meng Xiang was a little embarrassed, and reflexively returned the salute, picked up the envelope, and looked at Gu Yi in bewilderment.Gu Yi's smile was like a long tune sung by a full-fledged opera singer, and it was still full until now. He slowly straightened his clothes and bowed gracefully: "Thank you, then we will take our leave first."

The author has something to say: I can’t keep up with the collection when I see the end point, I hope that the little angels who think the writing is not bad can help me to collect it, and compare my heart~