Guandong Yunmengtan

It was easy to get the deposit, Meng Xiangxi brows, he is simple, he is used to discussing the matter, this time Gu Yi helped a lot, he was naturally grateful, walked out of the landlord's house and asked what the tattoo was about, heard that it was a sticker, he laughed Le Kua praised: "You can do it, you actually really bluffed that aunt, why can't I think of such a way?"

Gu Yi's smile also changed, becoming more vivid, and he said: "This is all life experience. To deal with the Japanese, you have to attack their roots. They can still put on airs when facing foreigners, but they can't do it internally. It is the "Use the barbarians to control the barbarians" as mentioned in the "Book of the Later Han Dynasty."

Meng Xiang was even more amused: "Do you still know "Book of the Later Han Dynasty"? I haven't even read it."

Gu Yi jokingly said, "It's good to read more history books. Didn't the ancestors always say that history is wise? Fortunately, you are still a native Chinese, so you should pay more attention to our country's cultural heritage."

"Hahaha, yes, I will read more books on this subject in the future."

This conversation was very cute, which made Meng Xiang feel a little more friendly to his compatriots after sharing the same hatred with the enemy, and was willing to let go of his grudges and conclude a temporary goodwill agreement.

"I just agreed, let me treat you to dinner, and you can order whatever you want."

He has always been generous to others, and today he was lucky enough to get the deposit back, feeling that he had gained a windfall, and he did not intend to spend the [-] yen warmly, even if Gu Yi was going to Roppongi to eat high-end Japanese food, he would be happy to treat guests.But Gu Yi didn't rely on merit to invite rewards, he said he wanted to eat ramen, so he took him to a ramen restaurant called "Komachi" behind Jueyuan Temple, which is not far from Tamamei University, Meng wanted to observe the scenery on the surrounding streets, I vaguely remember that I have been here before, but that memory is already a stone sunk in the bottom of the water, covered by water plants and sand, it is impossible to salvage it.

"Xiaoyi, long time no see, how are you doing?"

After ordering, the aunt who delivered the noodles greeted Gu Yi happily, exchanged warm greetings with him, and then turned around and went to work.Meng Xiang casually asked Gu Yi: "Are you a regular visitor here?"

Gu Yi shook his head: "I used to work here before."

"is it?"

Meng Xiang was suspicious. This shop was small and simple, and it was only a restaurant for flies in the country. Gu Yi had a flamboyant aura, like a walking luxury. Putting these two words together, it has a magical color of surrealism just like putting together the three words Fan Bingbing, Ye Liangchen, and Northeast Errenzhuan.

Gu Yi sensed his doubts and explained: "What's so strange, I'm also a child of ordinary people, it's a pity that I can't endure hardship without you, otherwise I would also go to Tsukiji Market as a porter."

"How do you know I work at Tsukiji?"

"Well...hehe, eat noodles~"

Seeing his evasive words, Meng Xiang loosened his vigilance and installed two more brackets. He speculated that this kid had been following him for a long time, and probably had already touched his daily activities all over. This kind of fanaticism had a strong The carnivorous animal smell can easily make the pursued feel insecure like a meat bun meeting a dog, not to mention being of the same sex.Meng Xiang didn't know what kind of expression to use to deal with him, so he stabbed at the noodle bowl, snorted and sucked, and finished half the bowl of noodles in one breath, but his taste buds kept neglecting his duties, and he heard Gu Yi ask: "Is it delicious? ", I hurriedly savored the taste.

"Generally, I know a few restaurants that taste much better than here."

He doesn't use white slander, and evaluates things objectively and sincerely. Gu Yi smiled ghostly: "I also think this restaurant's noodles are terrible, and I haven't eaten here since I resigned."

Meng Xiang wondered: "Then you still brought me all the way, don't tell me...Tian Tian likes to eat at this restaurant?"

Gu Yi's head shook briskly: "On the contrary, she hates this store the most."

"Fuck, then you shouldn't have brought me here!"

"I just want to remind you, let you remember that you won't bring her here in the future."

Gu Yi's eyes were bright, and he had a rare sincerity, which made Meng Xiangzu murmur.Now he has a triangle made up of arrows in his mind: he points to Tiantian with a single arrow, and Gu Yi points to him with a single arrow. The situation on Tiantian's side is unclear.So here comes the question, will a man help him to pursue his goal that he passionately pursues, willing to fulfill the chic and adventurousness of the other party, and fulfill his own blue sea and blue sky?If there is such a person, how noble this person must be, he must be a pure, moral person who is free from vulgar interests and beneficial to the people.Where did Gu Yi, a corrupt person deeply poisoned by capitalist ideology, come from such a great communist international sentiment?

But he did remind Meng Xiang, making him realize that the other party is the only person around him who has direct contact with Tiantian, and regardless of his motives for bringing him here, it is still feasible to ask him about Tiantian's information by taking the opportunity.

So he used his lame chatting skills to ask Gu Yi where his hometown was.

"Hangzhou."

"Hangzhou? You and Tiantian are fellow villagers."

Meng Xiang thought that he probably got to know why Tiantian would look at Gu Yi differently, meeting an old friend in a foreign land, yes, it must be like this!

Gu Yi seemed to deliberately tease his jealousy, and said complacently: "We used to live quite close in Hangzhou, almost on the same street."

"is not it?"

Meng wanted to take a hard bite of char siew, imagining that the bite was on Gu Yi's body.But after eating this piece of char siu, the anger seemed to disappear, and he had a plan: "Then you must be able to speak Hangzhou dialect, so let's listen to it."

Gu Yi is like a clever accountant, he can figure out what he is planning with his eyes and ears, and said with a smile: "You want to use my words to imagine Tiantian's accent? Forget it, her voice is amazing. Not as nice as me."

"Cut, narcissism."

"I'm serious, not only does she have an ugly voice, but she also looks ugly. She has a trapezoidal face, squinted eyes, an upturned nose, protruding ears, and two mouths that are fatter than your twice-cooked pork in Chengdu. She is also a standard fat and round body. People around say that She can't get married."

Every man in love is Athena's holy warrior, and he will never allow others to slander the goddess in his heart. Meng Xiang's kind demeanor suddenly condensed into a knife. Q.

"You are despicable, how can you say that about your friends!"

Because of others, it was inconvenient for him to speak loudly, and the deliberately low voice was filled with the smell of nitroglycerin, which would explode if shaken.

Gu Yi talked and laughed freely: "I'm not lying, she grew up like that, you will know after you test it with your own eyes."

"Bah! What kind of shit do people do to you! Tiantian treats you as a good friend, but you belittle her behind her back. I hate you the most duplicitous guy, the male version of Bichi!"

A sudden wave of conflicts wiped out the castle of harmony they built on the beach without a trace. Meng Xiang's resentment was like a few strands of disappointment rolled in sesame seed cakes. He really didn't want to face such Gu Yi, a man with such an appearance. Good people shouldn't be so dirty inside.

His attitude is that of a candle that flickers on and off, while Gu Yi's is a lamp with constant brightness. No amount of changes can burn out the strong wick. He seems to know all the reactions of Meng Xiang clearly.

"You hate me saying bad things about Tiantian so much, it seems that you really like her."

"Nonsense! My love for Tiantian can stand any test, even if she is not beautiful, I will never change my mind!"

"Hehehe~"

Gu Yi's smile didn't look like a loser in love at all, it was like holding a magic weapon to defeat the enemy, which made Meng Xiang secretly startled, and this little startle quickly turned into a storm after hearing what he said below.

"It's a pity that no matter how hard you try, you won't like you, because the person she loves is me."

Meng Xiang's mind was instantly emptied, like a bare tree in mid-winter, no matter how shaken it could not shed a single leaf, he heard the wind neighing in his ears, the air crackling, and the whole world shrank to Gu Yi's face. , condensed into a smug sneer, and drifted away into the distance.

When he struggled to salvage himself from the ignorance that resembled the prehistoric era, he was the only one left around.

A potential competitor suddenly doubled his worth and was promoted to a rival. Meng Xiang felt like a whale thorn was stuck in his throat, and he had difficulty breathing. Ji Ji rushed home and sent an email to Tiantian, trying to get the thorn out.

"Tada, I met Gu Yi today."

The soldier was already at his neck, and the rest of the matter was trivial. He no longer evaded and concealed, and he didn't even have the patience to go around in circles. Mang Guangguang wrote: "He told me something about you, I don't know if he is It’s not nonsense, I want to verify with you.”

Tian Tianxin replied in time: "You guys met, why did you talk about me? What did he say?"

Meng Xiang summoned up the courage of a strong man to break his wrist and said bluntly: "He said you like him."

The time that followed was like maltose being stretched by force, becoming longer and thinner at the same time, as thin as cow hair and spider silk, much like his tense nerves, broken in the sound of an email notification.

His fingers covering the receive button couldn't stop trembling, and he had already roughly predicted the direction of the situation, and luckily he was ruthlessly absent this time, throwing the hanging rope of truth naked in front of him.

"Yes, I have liked him for a long time."

Tiantian was frank to the point of cruelty, but how could she be blamed for this?People don't know Meng Xiang's thoughts at all, just like walking on the road with head held high, who would notice if the sole of the foot just killed an ant?However, Meng Xiang's heart was unintentionally crushed by her like an ant. In an instant, the darkness that even the light could not subdue came to him, and the feeling of being overwhelmed was so clear, so clear that it was unbearable.

Out of struggle, he acted out of habit.

"Tiantian, you can't like that kid, he's gay and only interested in men."

Tiantian sent a letter asking: "How do you know?"

Meng Xiang wiped his face off and put it in his trouser pocket, focusing on defeating his rival and regaining his love. He confessed shamelessly: "He has harassed me. Not only is this guy gay, but he was also a cowboy, messing around with women. He has no morals and no integrity." Character is not worthy of you at all."

He no longer cared about it, but Tiantian's reaction ran counter to his expectations. Not only did he not take responsibility for Gu Yi, but he also persuaded him with earnest words: "Meng Xiang, I can see that you hate Gu Yi, but I guarantee that there must be something in it." Misunderstanding. Gu Yi is definitely not the kind of person you imagined, he is bisexual and works in a cowherd shop, I knew these things, but it does not prevent me from liking him."

Meng wanted to suffer the crushed heart to be tortured again, and threw out the last hole card in grief and anger.

"Don't think too much of him! He's still talking bad about you in front of me!"

This behavior is really stupid, now that he and Gu Yi's position in Tiantian's mind is already clear, suing out of thin air is breaking the taboo of being close relatives, and it is very likely that it will only increase resentment.With Tiantian's personality, she would not be able to criticize him directly. She adopted a policy of being blind and wise, and blocked Meng Xiang's channels of advice: "Meng Xiang, I believe that Gu Yi would not treat me like this. It's all a misunderstanding. I'll go Writing a thesis, you go to bed early, good night."

After reading the email, Meng wanted to throw away the phone, and collapsed on the tatami mat like a landslide.Emotions turned into a swamp, a miasma of smog, and he was trapped in it, unable to move an inch, choking into the stinky water of regret as soon as he opened his mouth.

Why didn't he confess his love to Tiantian earlier?He obviously had the opportunity to try it for three years, but he has been hesitant to move forward. He cleverly implemented the foolish plan of "accumulating grain, digging holes and becoming king slowly", but he didn't know that the weather is not as good as the location, and the location is not as good as the people. No matter how long-term and comprehensive his plan is, he can't match it. .The result now is decades of hard work, and once they return to before liberation, they will not even be eligible to participate in and discuss state affairs.

So angry, so sad, like a child who has been greatly wronged, feeling that the whole world is against him.Being miserable and depressed to the extreme, he wanted to find a tree hole, and Xiong Pang was the best candidate to accept and keep the secret for him.

It took a long time for Xiong Pang to answer the phone today, and his voice was hurried and suspicious.

"Meng Guazi, what are you going to do, I don't have time to greet you right now, so I'll go and play on my own."

On weekdays, Meng wanted to guess that he was having sex with Xu Can, but at this time his left brain, which is in charge of logical thinking, was injured and paralyzed, and he could only see his own pain vividly, and said in a daze: "Fatty Xiong, I suffered... "

"What happened to you again, oops, as long as you don't die immediately, wait until I finish the 100-meter sprint!"

With a piercing noise, Meng Xiang's mobile phone set up the radio, broadcasting the reality Kiwi show live.Just listen to the creaking and creaking of the bed over there, and the slapping of the flesh, accompaniment to each other, while Xiong Pang's deep panting and Xu Can's high-pitched groans and moans merge into a high and low chorus, deducing the great harmony of life.According to Meng Xiang's previous reaction, he covered his ears and turned off the phone, but at this time, because of the love between the two, he was alone, just like an orphan wandering in the ice and snow, standing in front of the window of another house and peeping at the warmth inside. Happiness, the feeling of panic is really indescribable.

The two homosexuals have a good life and love you and me. I am so old that I have never played with a friend. The girl who has been in love with me for more than two years was picked up by the cowherd. Why did I fail so much? Woolen cloth?Lao Xi worked hard to prepare for the war for two years, and the entire army was wiped out without firing a single bullet. If he said it, a bunch of people would laugh to death...

He focused on the bitter inner monologue, like a narrator who took the wrong script and made irrelevant broadcasts for the passionate live broadcast on the mobile phone. This nonsensical situation lasted for more than ten minutes, and the chubby The [-]-meter sprint has been upgraded to a high-standard long-distance marathon. He didn't rush to the finish line until his cheerleader Xu Can became hoarse, and Meng Xiang was still repeating Xianglin's wife's narration: Why did I fail so much? ?

The excitement of the game was offset by the absurd commentary, so there was no applause or flowers. The athletes were expressing condolences to each other, and the host was absent-minded. Meng wanted to hear Xiong Pang feed Xu Can some water mouth to mouth, and listen to Xu Can's delicate urging : "Hurry up and call Meng Xiang back, he might really be in a hurry."

There was another stabbing in the phone, and Xiong Pang said in shock: "Oops, I forgot to hang up."

Xu Can blamed: "Why are you so careless! Meng Xiang must have heard everything, it's a shame!"

Xiong Pang coaxed: "No, this kid is not used to hearing this, he must have gone to the sidelines long ago."

He finished his tenderness, switched to a Chengdu accent, and yelled at Meng Xiang, "Hey, Meng Gua, are you still here? Hello!"

Meng Xiang replied weakly: "In~"

"My god, don't you really listen with your ears up all the time!?"

"...Xiong Fatty, I have suffered~"

The long-accumulated sorrow corroded Meng Xiang's eyeballs, and hot tears poured into his nasal cavity. He trembled and sobbed, and Xiong Pang was shocked: "Hey, what's wrong with you, if you have something to say, hurry up, why are you crying?"

"I, I have suffered a lot~"

"What's the matter? Maybe you were expelled from the school?"

"No."

"Is that something happened to your old man?"

"Not at all."

"Hammer! It's not a quiz with prizes, just tell me what's going on!"

"...I just communicated with Tiantian, and she said she has someone she likes."

Xiong Pang complained that he was making a fuss out of molehills, and growled: "I'm going to die every day, you're an old man." He cursed: "You bitch, sister and mother, this thing is worth crying about! She just sold it to someone else. You can also earn money to redeem it, but you’re afraid of a ball! Put your best effort into PKing that rival in love, if you’re not sure, come and ask me!”

Meng Xiang blew his nose and complained: "Do you know who that love rival is?"

"Which one? It may not be instigated by a rich little Japanese? Then we should give her a break, defend our sovereignty, and show off our country's prestige!"

"No...you won't believe it if you tell me, and I don't know why this happened to me. I'm so out of date."

Meng Xiang frowned and used flashbacks to explain his grievances and entanglements with Gu Yi, the intertwined relationship between the characters, and the unimaginable and bizarre encounters, just like a low-cost suspenseful suspense film full of gimmicks, which successfully moved Xiong Pang, who The audience with vulgar aesthetics made them sigh for the tragic hero.

"Oh, Meng Guwazi, the things you encountered are more mysterious than the storytelling. I read the "Xinhua Dictionary" to explain the word 'unlucky'. I just need to put your doll's photo on it. Sigh~Since Tiantian is determined to be a same-wife, you should stop thinking too much. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Why bother to fall in love with a single flower, let alone don’t know whether it is a peony flower or a red sweet potato flower. , you just pretend it’s nothing, I personally want to open it up.”

Meng Xiang cried bitterly: "I've been in love with her for two years, how can I think about it all of a sudden, Xiong Pang, why do you think I'm so miserable, don't be as old as me, and have children, I'm the only one who confused myself into a leftover man, it's so fucking frustrating~"

This is the key point that he can't figure out, so many men who are uglier, shorter, stupid, and worse than him can find girlfriends they like.But his sky was empty, the geese passed without a trace and the crows were silent, and he wasted his precious youth without even seeing a feather.It's fine if it's hoarding, but he's clearly overstocked!An inch of time and an inch of gold, how many gold mountains and silver mountains he has lost, how can he not be touched?How can I not regret it.

If a person loses his mind, it is best to follow the example of Fan Jin's father-in-law Hu Butcher and slap him hard. Xiong Pang's hands are not so long, and he uses swearing as a substitute.

"I said you are a ghost! Everyone knows that men are just mature at 30 years old, and you are not yet 26 years old here! I have only heard of 25-year-old leftover women. How long have there been 25-year-old leftover men? Guawazi, where on earth did you get so many sex-transformed feudal foot wraps to wrap yourself up? This life is just a little-footed daughter-in-law, I really want to spit on your baby!"

Xu Can could not listen any longer, and advised in a low voice, "Speak well and don't curse."

Xiong Pang is obedient to his lover, but this time he doesn't obey, the more he scolds, the more vigorous he is. This is a good doctor who treats the disease by attacking the patient's stubborn disease with tiger wolf medicine. A pot of dog's blood poured down, and really washed away the evil in Meng Xiang's heart In the middle of the scolding, he was completely enlightened and convinced, and cleaned up all the miscellaneous thoughts, decided to be brave after knowing the shame, and think about the future, so this troubled night finally came to a successful conclusion.

The author has something to say: this weekend, another chapter~

It is said that the rise and end are slow, and there is no reason to drop the review, I am also drunk~