Guandong Yunmengtan

It was another Wednesday, and Meng Xiang set foot on the podium for the second time to teach the students in the sketching class. There were several new students in the class today. It is said that they all came here because they heard acquaintances praise the new teacher's superb drawing skills. I am very happy, thinking that I will probably be able to gain a firm foothold in this school.

During the class break, Kazuhiro Komiya asked him to have a conversation. Last time, Gu Yi's narration affected his perception of this otaku senior, and he was not willing to deal with him, hindering his colleagues from perfunctory.Komiya's attitude is completely opposite to his, and he warmly invites him to have dinner after get off work.

"I am a member of a high-end sashimi shop in Azabu. Today they have a fresh bluefin tuna in the shop. I have already ordered it in advance. I would like to invite you to taste it together. Please appreciate it."

Bluefin tuna is the king of seafood, and the price is extremely expensive. Generally, people will choose this kind of high consumption when they have important business banquets. Meng Xiang felt that it was strange, and politely declined: "I'm sorry, Senior Xiaogong, I have something to do tonight, next time Have a chance to meet again."

Xiao Gong followed closely: "But I have already paid the deposit, you must know that rare delicacies such as bluefin tuna are hard to come by, even such a famous store depends on luck to get the goods, you shouldn't refuse me sincerity."

This strange remark made Meng Xiang's doubts aroused. He wanted to see what kind of medicine was in his gourd, and tried with a sneer: "Senior, you won't get paid for nothing, I'm embarrassed to make you spend so much money."

Xiao Gong bit the hook, bowed to him solemnly and bowed his head: "Since you said so, I will be blunt, Meng Jun, I need your help."

Meng Xiangzhang was confused, so he continued to socialize: "If you need anything, just let me know. If it is within my ability, I will be happy to help."

Xiao Gong showed joy: "Actually, it's not difficult, as long as you promise to have dinner with me tonight."

"what?"

"Let me just say it. I want to invite Tsubasa-chan to dinner. I have asked him out many times without success. I know he likes you. If you are here, he will definitely come."

This sentence was like a pumpkin hammer hitting Meng Xiang's weakness, making his face look like a malfunctioning traffic light, green and red uncertain, and he stammered: "Student, senior, what are you talking about? Me and Tsubasa..."

Modern Chinese advocate a straight-forward way of talking, and most people can't stand Little Japan's obscenity, but at this time Meng Xiang and Xiao Gong seem to have reversed their respective styles of execution. He looked very straightforward, and said bluntly: "You don't have to hide it, last week you and Tsubasa-chan kissed in the safe passage, I saw it all."

Meng Xiang was hit by the trident again after the pumpkin hammer, and green will-o'-the-wisps rose all over his body, as if the sins committed in previous lives had been dug up by someone, and he could no longer be a human being.

"Senior Komiya, I..."

"You don't need to apologize. I don't mean to blame you at all. Although we are rivals in love, I respect Tsubasa-chan's preferences. I am a big-hearted person who loves things that I love. If my cat is willing to be friends with mice , I don't mind keeping a few mice at home. In the same way, Tsubasa-chan likes to make out with you, and I don't object."

The mouse analogy immediately made Meng Xiang furious. Xiao Gong wore famous brands, and the Vacheron Constantin on his left wrist was worth several million yen at least. The sign of the rich man’s young master hung on his face. The sense of superiority was justified, but it couldn’t be like this Being explicit and belittling others, isn't this intentional to create class hatred?

Paralysis, is this person insane?Why are you talking so hard?Gu Yiniao didn't care about him, he still acted like a master, he felt that he was in heaven, who gave him confidence? !

As soon as he felt disgusted, he wanted to draw a clear line. He imitated the cold face of the tuna seller and refused: "I'm sorry, Senior Xiaogong, I don't want to get involved in this matter, excuse me."

"Wait!"

Xiao Gong blocked the way first, with a domineering posture: "I am your senior, you can't disrespect me like this. The principal here is my brother-in-law, if I tell him you are a guy who does not respect manners, he will definitely fire you. "

Meng Xiang hates this kind of bullying villain the most in his life. He is honest and responsible, but he is not a bun. He is like a docile golden retriever, who will show his teeth and claws when he is anxious.Right now, the Eighth Route Army pulled up the upper part of the body, pulled Xiaogong by the collar and pressed it against the wall, staring at his cramped face and scolding him: "Don't think that public revenge can scare me, you want to sue, right? Let's go, I'll go with you .”

Fear of the strong and bullying the weak is the root of the Japanese people. When Xiaogong saw that Meng Xiang was not easy to provoke, he immediately changed his face and gave in, and hurriedly agreed to apologize. I had to stagger to my knees and begged: "Meng Jun, I like Tsubasa sauce so much, I will die if I don't see him again, please help, I really just want to have a meal with him!"

There is no saying in Japan that "a man has gold under his knees", and it is not ashamed to kneel down. On the contrary, foreigners will be helpless when encountering this situation.Meng Xiang thumped his chest and was about to leave when Gu Yi suddenly appeared on the stage with his mobile phone.

"Meng Sang, is Xiaogong inviting you to dinner tonight?"

"...Yes, how do you know?"

"He asked me out first, and he said he invited you too. I had expected that this pervert knew that we would make trouble out of it, and I guessed it."

"Don't worry, I'm fine, don't worry about him."

"I know you're not afraid of him, but I would rather offend a gentleman than a villain. The Japanese like him have a dark mind, so it's better to be careful. Or I'll meet him tonight, and let him speak clearly in person. Don't harass me again."

Gu Yi's words are the best policy, but Meng Xiang is not at ease, looking at Xiaogong's sneaky demeanor, thinking that his filthy heart is full of filthy lust for Gu Yi, he really wants to kick him in the face kick.

"Isn't it dangerous for you to go alone? What if this pervert sets up a trap?"

He inadvertently revealed his worry, and Gu Yi immediately took the opportunity to be good-looking: "I'm also afraid of being plotted against, why don't you come and be my bodyguard, he won't dare to do anything to me with you around."

"……All right."

As it was about Gu Yi's personal safety, Meng Xiang was always aware of his duty, and the plan was made. After hanging up the phone, he said to the pervert on the ground with a serious face: "Tsubasa contacted me and agreed to have dinner with you tonight. I will go too, please." You stand up."

He answered the phone in Chinese, and Xiao Gong had been harboring suspicions all the time. With his approval at this moment, claiming to have won the game, he kowtowed happily and shouted excitedly: "どうもありがとうございます! (Thank you so much)"

That night, Meng Xiang saw the famous super-grade tuna sashimi, which is made from the belly of bluefin tuna, commonly known as "big top".

This nima just eats gold, how comfortable is it, maybe you will become a fairy if you eat it?

Novelties are more or less temptations, but Meng Xiang insists on being poor without losing his ambition, and has always been very different from people he hates, and he doesn't want to eat things bought by Xiaogong at all.But Gu Yi wanted to be a pig teammate today, and when the big dishes came to the table, he happily picked up his chopsticks and picked them up. He ate happily, and Meng Xiang's eyes were bigger than tuna fish. Talking in the box, slapping the table to stop drinking: "You forgot what you are here for? How can you eat the guests invited by that bastard and still eat so deliciously? Do you have the ambition!?"

Gu Yi watched him chew slowly, and when he finished losing his temper, he smiled sweetly: "Isn't it time to talk about business? The Japanese are used to eating before talking about things. It's rare to have such delicious food. I'm hungry again." It's been three days, why not eat it."

Meng Xiang thumped his forehead frantically, and growled: "You came to reject him. Since you are rejecting him, you shouldn't eat his food. Otherwise, how can you have a clear conscience?"

Gu Yi snorted coldly with a "ha": "What a shame, it's really funny. But he took the initiative to invite me to eat a few pieces of sashimi. Does this count as a debt to him? I'm not so It’s cheap, and it’s a reward for him to eat, I believe he wouldn’t dare to think that he can handle me with just one meal.”

He is strong and righteous, fully displaying his arrogant nature, just like a condescending prince.Meng Xiang thought about it calmly, and felt that his words were not bad. Judging by his demeanor, he was used to being kneeled and licked by others, and his ridicule like that meant to belittle him. No wonder he was unhappy.

"Okay, I guess I said something wrong, you can eat well."

"You eat too."

With a heart as big as a well, Gu Yi put a piece of tuna on his plate and told him to try it too.Meng Xiang was unmoved, so he persuasively persuaded: "How rare bluefin tuna is now, like the one we eat, it must be at least 8 years old to have such a plump meat. Think about it, an [-]-year-old fish is so fat. It’s dead, out of respect for it, shouldn’t we enjoy its remains with reverence? Only in this way can it die well.”

Meng Xiang's eyebrows twitched: "Hearing you say that, I don't even want to eat the remains? It's like we are ghouls."

Gu Yi shook his head and clicked his lips: "A man who is so pretentious is too boring. The whole thing is a fake Taoism, with a vain appearance, an ostentatious appearance~"

He had the vitriol of a little goblin, Meng Xiang looked amused, and deliberately asked sternly: "Who do you say is vain?"

Gu Yi sneered positively: "Talking about you, a person who looks very easy-going on the surface, but has too many clauses in his stomach, how tiring he must be living."

"You have to abide by all kinds of rules in life. You are also very principled, and you still pay attention to professional ethics when taking pictures of Jiwei."

"Then I'm just talking about principles, and trivial things like this can be done casually. Anyway, you are prudish, and you always like to set up memorial archways for yourself, hmph, but I know your true colors, so don't try to pretend to be in front of me. "

The quarreling words were said by him in a weird and mischievous tone, which was like flirting. Men basically liked this, and Meng Xiang also couldn't help but smiled: "What is my real face? Tell me?"

Gu Yi squinted at him for two seconds, left the cushion and crawled to his side, bit his ear and said, "I'm going to ask my little chrysanthemum and your little brother about this~"

Meng Xiang kept smiling wryly, his face was like a piece of burning coal, his palms would burn even if he wiped it, and begged for mercy: "I beg you not to say such things frequently, wouldn't you be more elegant?"

"Then you eat sushi quickly. If you keep raising the bar, of course I will fight back."

"Okay, okay, I'll eat."

He smoothed Meng Xiang's hair, and ate a piece of sashimi. The tuna fillet was smooth and tender, full of rich milky fragrance. One bite, the world lit up. That kind of luxurious feeling is really comparable to the king's landing on the world and proclaiming himself emperor.He understands why this sashimi is worth more than gold, such a delicious food should not be eaten by humans, it should only be used as a sacrifice to gods!

He was about to sigh, when Xiao Gong pushed the door open and came in, smiling and bowing: "I'm sorry for keeping you guys waiting for a long time, that person just now was a good friend of mine in college, and there are too many things I want to say after two years of separation, so I forgot time."

Gu Yi smiled and said: "Since we are good friends, we should catch up on the old days, and you will come back when we are full."

He practiced exquisitely in the court of love and moon, and he handled jokes and sarcasm just right, which made people not only not angry, but also complacent that he could make beautiful people smile.Xiaogong is exactly like this, seeing Gu Yihuxi slightly open and looking over with a half-smile, his body is like a snowman facing the fire, half of it melted away on the spot, and when he sat down, he fell down, his knees hit the edge of the table heavily, and he hugged him in pain. Kneaded a few times.

Gu Yi hypocritically asked: "Big man desu ka? (Does it matter)"

He grinned and said "big man", looking eager to hit him a few more times, in exchange for a lot of attention from the person he likes.

"Isn't this sashimi delicious? I heard from the chef that such high-quality tuna is rarely encountered once a year. The two of you should seize the opportunity to feast on it."

Gu Yi showed a smiling face as bright as a sunflower: "This sashimi is so delicious, we can finish it no matter how much it is, but I am worried that your wallet will cry when you pay the bill later."

Komiya hastily and solemnly promised: "Don't worry about this, as long as you enjoy the Tsubasa sauce, I am willing to invite someone who is 10 times more expensive than this. I bought the most essential part of this tuna. It is said that it weighs 3 kilograms. Guaranteed Let you have a good time."

Gu Yi's reaction was as precise as acting, and he turned his head slightly to look at Meng Xiang with a smile: "Did you hear that, Meng Sang, it weighs 3 kilograms, we must eat it with our stomachs open, and don't let Mr. Xiao Gong waste money."

Xiaogong regards him as a god, and it is also a great honor to be taken advantage of. In order to flatter Gu Yi, she does her best to show her courtesy to Meng Xiang, and keeps asking him to move her chopsticks.Meng Xiang clamped another piece of tuna sashimi out of courtesy, but he didn't clamp it securely, and the fat and tender fish fillet fell on the tatami. This piece of meat is worth at least 3000 yen, and his subconscious mind does not allow this kind of waste. Quickly pick it up and put it back on the plate.

The air on the dining table froze immediately, and Meng wanted to watch the ebb and flow of changes on Xiao Gong's face, from surprise to speculation to ridicule, and then his initial fear was diluted by contempt.

Picking up the dropped food and eating it, it doesn't matter if you do it in private, but it's shabby in social situations, Meng Xiang is simple and simple, losing face is nothing, but Xiao Gong is a nasty Japanese, and he looks down on others habit.Therefore, when in contact with him, he couldn't help raising the relevant matters to the national level. When he made a fool of himself, he felt that this matter was a great insult to the national prestige, and he couldn't help feeling frustrated and embarrassed.

Gu Yi had already understood this war without gunpowder smoke, rushed to help in time, and said to him with a smile: "Meng Sang, you also know the 5-second rule."

After speaking, he explained to Xiaogong: "The so-called 5-second rule means that the bacteria on the ground start to multiply on the food 5 seconds after it hits the ground, so it can be eaten within 5 seconds, just like this."

He naturally picked up the sashimi on Meng Xiang's plate, and gracefully delivered it to his mouth, while dispelling the embarrassment, he also shattered Xiao Gong's pride. The corners of the man's eyes were bloodshot with jealousy, and he nervously grabbed the towel Wipe the fine sweat from his forehead.

Meng Xiang never expected that Gu Yi would use this method to help him out. The unusual intimacy and meticulous thoughtfulness seemed to be roaring in his heart, which cleared his eyes and allowed him to see clearly the intelligence and beauty of the other party and his true innocence. Moved admiration.

He really loves me - this idea is like an inscription carved repeatedly, every stroke is deeply carved, and I am afraid that the sea will never be erased.

Meng Xiang was heartbroken by this discovery, as if he was holding a small fragile glass bottle, which was filled with a storm that could destroy the entire world. Following his pace, unknowingly put myself in a precarious situation, and looking at those smart eyes, they are also like soul-drawing banners in the maze, sending out invitations with wonderful sound, fragrance and magic, inviting him to be a guest in the palace of the devil .

He was terrified and ashamed, feeling that everything in front of him, including himself, was utterly absurd, like a sleepwalker who suddenly woke up and saw that he was standing on a cliff, and if he took another step forward, his body would be crushed to pieces.

When people panic, the dragon liver and phoenix marrow taste like chewing wax, and a meal is like sitting on pins and needles.After the main meal, snacks were served, and Xiaogong pulled up the red gauze curtain with a bloodless face, and waited for the waiter to leave, and hurriedly crawled around the low table in front of Meng Xiang, followed by another abrupt kowtow.

"Meng Jun, I actually have another unfeeling request today, I hope you must agree."

With the previous cognition as a foreshadowing, Meng Xiang didn't expect him to make any normal requests, so he calmly let him speak.

Komiya raised her head, and Baba Jiejie said: "Tsubasa-chan is the first person in my life to love someone wholeheartedly. I love him more than my parents. In my life, the biggest wish is to share this life with him. Please fulfill me." Give him my love, and I will definitely do my best to love him and give him the happiest life!"

This should be the scene when the son-in-law proposes marriage to his future father-in-law. It is out of place here, and it makes people laugh and cry.The black lines on Meng Xiang's head continued continuously, wondering whether this person escaped from a mental hospital.It is true that students majoring in fine arts are prone to immerse themselves in their personal world, and their thinking is different from ordinary people. The more serious the tendencies are, the more talented they are, but it is rare for Xiao Gong to be so extreme. As a typical example of weirdness, it is really too successful.

He stretched out his hand to pick at the numb scalp, and asked patiently, "Senior Komiya, did you make a mistake, why did you ask me to hand over Tsubasa to you?"

Komiya thought he was pretending to be confused, and said bitterly: "Because Tsubasa-chan likes you, only you can persuade him to accept me."

Meng wanted to give up communicating with this lunatic, and silently lowered his head to rub his Jingming acupoint, wanting to open his brain to see if it was full of gutter oil.Never thought Gu Yi, a mischievous ghost, would come out to join in the fun, and said to Xiaogong solemnly: "Mr. Xiaogong, I appreciate your kindness, but I can't accept it. The person I love is Meng Sang, and I only have room for him." One, you won’t be able to wait in line for 100 years.”

The hot confession was slapped on the top of Meng Xiang's head, which was harder than concrete square bricks. It pressed his already leaky brain into a tight meatloaf, and then fried it with an unknown fire. It was a delicious supper.

Xiao Gong only had Gu Yi in his eyes, and didn't see any difference in his expression, so he pleaded again: "That's why I asked Meng Jun for help, Meng Jun, please help me persuade Tsubasa-chan, I don't want to monopolize him, I can be with him It is very satisfying to share a piece of ground in my heart. You can communicate as usual, and I swear not to destroy your relationship, and I will never disturb you when you two are dating."

Meng Xiangzhen felt sorry for that tuna, knowing that it must die with such insanity after eating it.

"Senior Komiya, you are talking nonsense, I don't know how to answer."

"It's very simple, as long as you agree to my request, Tsubasa-chan will definitely listen to you! Right, Tsubasa-chan?"

Meng Xiang felt a tingle in the back of his head, it must be Gu Yi's staring gaze, according to his previous understanding, this little fox would not let go of this opportunity to tease him, as expected, he asked slowly: "Meng Jun, would you Give me to Mr. Komiya?"

Now Meng Xiang was placed on the partition of the mandarin duck hot pot, the soup was boiling on both sides, and the left and right were dead, but the taste was slightly different.Struggling for a long time, he jumped into the spicy pot with a Sichuanese taste, and declared to Komiya with a sullen face: "Senior Xiaogong, if you want me to answer, I have only one attitude, I don't want to give up Tsubasa to anyone. Ren, I advise you to stop thinking about him in the future. Thanks for the hospitality today, thank you very much, then, I will take my leave first."

Get rid of this lunatic first, and then put him to death and come back to life!

He grabbed his coat, got up and greeted Gu Yi: "Let's go."

Gu Yique happily bowed to Xiaogong, said some slaps in the face and thanked him, and left a large amount of Coptis chinensis for the dumb to digest.

"Hahaha, did you see that perverted expression? I think he was stupid in the end. Toads and toads wanted to eat swan meat, but ended up biting a mouthful of glass shards. They deserve it!"

Gu Yi was bouncing around under the neon lights, like a happy kid with candies in his pockets, walked to a place where no one was around, turned around cleverly, hugged Meng Xiang's neck, and said happily: "Meng Sang, you are so kind, then You are so handsome to protect me, I was so moved that I was about to cry~"

He pouted his petal-like mouth passionately for a kiss, but was pushed away by Meng Xiang's embarrassment, and still laughed mischievously: "Meng Sang is shy again? So cute~"

"Stand still, I have something to say."

Meng wanted to adjust her breathing, ready to start reforming herself, deploying all the defenses of her body to her face to resist the attack of shame.

"What I said to Xiaogong just now is to prevent him from harassing you in the future. It has no other meaning. I hope you don't misunderstand."

Suddenly a gust of wind blew past, Gu Yi's eyes froze, and the two of them looked like players who heard the referee's pause call, and they had nothing to say for a long time.The still minutes and seconds turned into wheels rolling back and forth in Meng Xiang's heart, and his fear of guilt took away his courage, and he couldn't even look directly at him face to face.

Gu Yi obviously understood his silence, it was a torrent carrying huge boulders covering the ground, violently impacting his heart.Fortunately, his heart was tough enough, this little blow could not make him show timidity, it only erased the soft light on his face, suddenly he was as strong as a piece of ice just pried out from a frozen lake.

"It turns out that you still don't like me at all."

Meng Xiang was full of knots in his mind, and when he crashed into this sentence, he immediately stirred up a series of messy lines, and he couldn't untie it even in the year of the monkey, so he hesitated without confidence: "I, I don't like men..."

"Then why did you sleep with me?"

"........."

"Just like to have sex with me, love?"

"........."

"Or is it just a momentary fascination?"

"........."

Every time Gu Yi asks a question, he is straight-forward, forcing the confused man into a turtle shell. Meng Xiang has always believed that he is a tough guy who can open roads and build bridges in every situation. In the past, he never flinched in the face of any difficulties, but today Gu Yi Ordinarily, just a few words can turn him into a coward, and he will succumb to self-blame and guilt, and if he slacks off a little, he will die.

Gu Yi waited patiently for him to reply, without moving an inch, as if he was willing to wait until the sea changed, which aroused Meng Xiang's heartache even more.

"I... my parents are very traditional people, and I too... can't do anything deviant."

He was frank and lenient, and Gu Yi's demeanor immediately softened, and he said sincerely: "I know this, I never thought of letting you come out with my family, as long as I can date you before you return to China, you don't have to be responsible to me."

"Then how can it work? Isn't this sneaking around like playing with your feelings? I, I can't do it."

"...Then you are not playing with your feelings now?" The sunshine on Gu Yi's face disappeared into the cloud again, and this time his eyes were really serious.

"You don't like me, and you still sleep with me because I saved your life, and you feel sorry for me, so you want to repay me in this way, right?"

"I……"

Meng Xiangxiang was slapped countless times, but a voice in his heart applauded loudly. His words and deeds at the moment are undoubtedly a jerk. If it happened to others, he would have been filled with righteous indignation and cast aside by the crowd.

If Gu Yi could scold him or punch him a few times, it might alleviate his guilt, but the other party refused to forgive him and used other methods to punish him.I saw him stiffen for a moment and survive the harsh winter, his expression warmed up and his brows stretched, and he said leisurely, "That's fine, let's have fun and friends, let's just have sex and friends, only develop physical relationships, and we will be able to avoid a lot of burdens when we part in the future."

Meng Xiang's eyes stared straight, Gu Yi's understatement was more powerful than a thousand thunderbolts, causing his world to shatter.He stared blankly at his smile, like standing on a sinking ship watching a beautiful mirage in the distance, even his voice seemed illusory.

"Then we don't need to make any extra contact except for going to bed in the future. Let's see you in Mr. Yamane's studio this Friday. Goodbye."

After Gu Yi finished speaking, he turned around calmly, and his actions were not sloppy at all. Meng Xiang felt that there was an invisible rope tied to his feet, and the other end was tied to his chest. Every time he took a step, his heart throbbed. In the distance, a large empty hole had opened in his chest, and the cold wind poured in, stirring up iron filings and gravel.