Guandong Yunmengtan

That night, the wind was blowing, the gods were cleaning, and the garbage was dumped all night long. The sky was filled with rainwater and strangely shaped snow slag, and thin ice formed on the small pool outside.After dawn, Meng Xiang gets up on time, washes up, cooks, eats, goes out, takes a car, goes to school... His life is a system with well-defined procedures, and he can operate step by step without paying attention. A mechanical day is just an account of time, and there is no harvest.

Negative sabotage is unavoidable, his energy is consumed by troubles, and inflation continues, unable to support construction, the instigator of the predicament is himself, and it is Gu Yi who makes him lost.It's only been more than a dozen hours since we broke up, but he seems to have been sentenced to life imprisonment. When he is awake and asleep, his mind is full of Gu Yi's shadow, as if he has melted into every molecule in the air. As long as he is still breathing, he can't stop talking to him. Miss him.

After a day of walking dead, Xiong Pang's phone call at night made him regain a little popularity. This old friend said that he would come to Tokyo for business tomorrow and wanted to make a carnival plan with him in advance.

"I'm going to stay there for three days, and I'm going back to Osaka after the weekend. How's your filming of Kiwi doing? Is there any trick for me?"

Knowing that the show has been completed, Xiong Pang sighed wantonly, and asked about the sex scene to chat for comfort. Hearing that Meng Xiang would play the leading role in person, his emotions reached a new climax in an instant.

"Damn! Don't! You can do it with a doll. I've been thinking about it for hundreds of years and I've done it for you. You're the dumb guy who doesn't fart. You can shoot skyrockets as soon as you let it go. Dog, shit! It’s amazing. Hahaha, let’s put it quickly. It’s all done in one go. It’s done all at once, and it’s shot there, or it’s done with a different lens? Are ejaculation and ejaculation real? How many times do you shoot, or do you shoot once with different lenses, pretending to have shot several times? Does the director have to adjust the posture next to you when you do it? And beat you on the day? Oh, I’m just curious Very good!"

At this moment, Meng Xiang felt that there was a barren mountain in his heart that needed to be cultivated. Knowing that Xiong Pang was a good hand at reclaiming wasteland with violence, he asked him for help.

"Pang Xiong, I really suffered this time."

"What's the matter again, listening to your voice is so gloomy, it may not be that the baby has an infectious disease, and I passed it to you when I went to bed?"

"Alas~ You have applied too much lubricating oil to your head, and you turn to the horizon after a little turn. I am sick, but it is not sick to the body, but to the heart."

"Hey, I see that your turtle is full again, moaning and groaning all day long without sickness, what is the matter, tell me quickly, the boy Basa is always tired and begging. "

Meng wanted to get ready to put the bricks in the basket, and he sighed and expressed his distress. During the period, he wrote a few situational essays at the request of Xiong Fat. He had a good grade in Chinese in middle school, but he had never tried writing small yellow essays, and his vocabulary was limited. After Xiong Pang's careful polishing, he barely passed.

"Okay, I've written down your bedtime experience, and I'll post it on Weibo tomorrow, maybe I can get some rewards."

"Hammer, why don't you look at the occasion when you're joking, I'm so annoyed that you still want to wash your head, seriously, you can't run out of shampoo?"

"I'm just looking at your mood. I want to help you ease your mood. What are you doing?"

"If you want to help me, show me the way earnestly. It doesn't matter if you are so cynical, it makes people want to give you earwax (slap)."

Meng Xiang was also confused. He didn't want to think that he had just handed a bunch of information into Xiong Pang's hands and took the initiative to start a fight, and the other party immediately fought back fiercely.

"You still want to hit me? I just want to split your face and give you two earwax. Do you think what you are doing looks like what a human being should do? After sleeping with him so many times, the chrysanthemum is rubbed and blistered. Turn your back Tell others that you don’t like men, Meng Gua, I’ve known you for more than ten or 20 years, and I just found out today that you are a standard rotten eye. .”

He scolded eloquently, Meng Xiang had no words to refute, sorrow was like a gust of wind, breathing in and out through his nose and mouth.

"Is there anything I can do? It's not that you don't know the situation in my family. If my old man finds out that I've got into a mess with men, it's no wonder they don't get mad."

Pang Xiong didn't take it seriously: ""Since you knew it earlier, why did you take the initiative to go to someone's house to mess with him?As you said at the beginning, it’s just a favor, and it’s enough to sleep in that painter’s house, so that you can maintain a pure colleague relationship, put on your cannon (underpants) and leave without any worries .When you sleep in private, the situation is complicated. A normal person will think that you are interested in him after going through this kind of thing. Aren't you playing tricks on others? "

"Then how do I know? People can't help their emotions. I'm not a saint. How can I control my emotions 100%?"

"So I can only blame you for throwing it yourself. Uncle Qiu told you to be hard. You can't help but find a transparent glue to stick your dick and dick to your crotch. Don't allow it to stick up. You are going to fight again. Cat-hearted, he doesn't wipe his mouth clean after eating, and he still has to find reasons to make strange things here. It's because I've already knocked you on my face when I met someone like you, and I want to pursue political correctness when I make an appointment. You can’t find a fake player like you.”

Xiong Pang's words were sharp, and the words were like a quick arrow shot into Meng Xiang's heart. He couldn't maintain his demeanor in front of an old friend who knew everything, so he was able to strip off the disguise and reveal the truth.

"I was indeed a little tempted. When he told me that he didn't want me to be responsible, I almost couldn't hold it back, but when I thought about it like this, I was really disgusted. I really couldn't do this kind of pure advantage. "

Xiong Pang criticized and helped each other, and after scolding, he suggested: "But you have already taken advantage of him when you sleep, and now you are hurting his heart, and you are crossing the river and tearing down the bridge. It is better to meet his request and date him first, anyway. He can't ask you to give him a title, you treat him as a compensation for sleeping with him, and you will break up after returning to China in the next day, so you don't owe anything."

It's not that Meng Xiang never thought about it, but he still couldn't pass the test of conscience, and still refused: "I know it won't last long, but I'm still dating him, it's not just for fun, and it's impossible to be free when it comes to emotional matters. What should I do if we start to have a real relationship and feel reluctant to part with it? Maybe you will call me a gay for the rest of your life?"

"Hmph, after talking for a long time, the main reason is that you are homophobic. You are afraid that you will be completely bent after being with Gu Yi for a long time. Oh, I also understand you. You have been used to being honest since you were a child. You only dare to take the usual path in this regard, and you have a good heart. Seriously, when it comes to love, you just want to be with someone forever, so it's really not suitable for gay sex."

"That's what it means. There is an old man in my house, and I dare not play tricks, so I have to feel sorry for him."

"Hey~ You asked me to find a way for you, and I talked about it myself, so I have no choice but to scratch my head. Then, are you still going to the painter's house tomorrow? Immortal, how could I sleep so well?" Go on, I feel so guilty that I'm afraid I'll wilt after taking Viagra."

"...I'm afraid that I will be like this. I want to ask for a leave of absence from there tomorrow, and I dare not meet him for the time being."

"Then Gu Yi must think that you are hiding from him, it hurts even more."

"Then what do you call me? I can't even eat because of this matter today. It's like being a thief. Anyone I meet will feel that people look at me with contempt. I really want to find a veil to cover my head." rise."

Hearing his friend's situation, Xiong Panggou couldn't change his food, and smiled slyly, saying that tomorrow he would buy him an Ultraman headgear to take to Tokyo, and let him wear it to accompany him to go shopping and eat.Meng Xiang was about to scare him with Lin Chang, but just in the middle of speaking, he suddenly heard Xu Can calling Xiong Pang for dinner, so he quickly shut up.Xiong Pang thanked him for his quick response, and he didn't dare to make fun of him anymore. He sincerely comforted him a few words, and finally said: "I want to ask, what do you think about Gu Yi? Do you like him at all?"

Meng Xiang heard it as if someone was forcing him to jump off a cliff with a knife on his neck, and he didn't dare to face up to this problem, so he still used the excuse of rejecting Gu Yi: "I said I don't like men, what's the point if you're too tight to ask?" Well, stop talking, go and eat your meal, call me when you arrive at the station tomorrow, and I'll come pick you up."

Early the next morning, he received a notice from Yamane Ryohei's life secretary, saying that Gu Yi was not feeling well, and today's work was cancelled.Meng Xiang was in a conflicted mood. Not having to meet Gu Yi would surely calm his conscience temporarily, but he couldn't help but feel guilty and heartbroken when he thought of the reason why the other party asked for leave. He failed a sincere love, like smashing a priceless treasure. Easy peace?

Xiong Pang arrived in Tokyo in the afternoon. The two brothers reunited after a long absence. Xiong Pang was as rich as before. He booked a room at the Royal Garden Hotel in Ginza, and found a high-end western restaurant nearby to treat Meng Xiang to dinner. Then came the gossip addiction, Thief Xixi said to Meng Xiang: "Call Gu Yi and ask him over, I want to see what he looks like, he has a good foreign plate."

Meng Xiang rolled his eyes: "Look at what he is doing, he cares about your football business."

"Hey, it's not insane to watch the fun? You said that he is so comfortable, and the steel bars are bent when you lift him casually. Of course I want to watch him."

"What's the matter if you look at it? Maybe you will grow tall enough to hang your ears? It's dark all day long, so I warn you not to be troublesome."

Seeing that his face was full of tension and annoyance, Xiong Pang also confronted him with a sneer on his face.

"You're not someone else's boyfriend, why hide it so that no outsiders can see it?"

"The problem is that you already have a partner, and there are two more. You can't get enough of the ones at the top of the house, so you shouldn't be distracted."

"You're talking about the hammer, I don't want to be fooled when I look at it, maybe you won't look at other women after you get married two days ago? Guier is very funny, take out your phone quickly, you dare not call When I called, I told him that there was a handsome guy from Osaka who came to see him, invited him out for a glass of wine, and sent a selfie to him, he definitely wanted to come.”

Xiong Pang accurately smeared Meng Xiang's mouth with mud, cleverly disintegrated his combat power, and there was no suspense for the rest of the duel. Meng Xiang finally compromised and contacted Gu Yi as promised.When the color bell rang, he was nervous, timid to have a conversation, and afraid that Gu Yi would refuse to answer. The moment the call was connected, his heart went up to his throat, and he clenched his fists involuntarily.

"Hey, Meng Sang, what's the matter?"

Gu Yi still had that signature amorous tone, and he couldn't hear any depression or melancholy at all.

Because of this, Meng Xiang felt even more cramped, and with the suspicion of being self-indulgent, his voice was a little muffled: "Oh, I heard Secretary Jin say that you are sick, and I want to ask if it's okay."

Gu Yi smiled lightly: "I have a little headache, it's not serious, I'm sorry to trouble you."

He was too polite, as if he had unilaterally changed the category for Meng Xiang and exiled him to the category of ordinary people.Meng Xiang seemed to be ruthlessly pulled by his ears, and his face was flushed. Seeing Xiong Pang winking at the side and giving a signal, he coughed and said, "I have a good friend who came from Osaka. I want to meet you. Can we come out and have a meal together?" rice?"

Gu Yi directly questioned this abrupt invitation: "Why does your friend want to see me?"

"Oh... because I mentioned you to him, he was very curious."

"I'm not a rare animal. If there is anything to be curious about, please invite him to see pandas at the Ueno Zoo. He will be satisfied."

"...he was my classmate in elementary school and high school, and he is also from Chengdu."

"Hahaha, it turns out that's the case. Pandas are very common in your hometown, and you probably got tired of seeing them. Then take him to Kabukicho, where there are all kinds of weird performances, which are much more interesting than mine."

Once Gu Yi showed his social flair, Meng Xiang would never have the chance to contend. He negotiated for a long time, but he was always leading him by the nose.Xiong Pang became impatient, grabbed the phone, ignored Meng Xiang's obstruction, and chatted up Gu Yi with a smile.

"Excuse me, is this Tsubasa sauce? My name is Xiong Kai, and I'm Meng Xiang's old classmate. What? Hahaha, I know you don't know me, but I have admired you for a long time. Every time I talk to Meng Xiang on the phone, he They will talk about you. Yes, yes, he told me everything about you, yes, he is very honest and never tells lies. Yes, yes, yes, yes, oops, I know everything, you don’t have to Shy, I have a strong relationship with Meng Xiang, and he knows everything about me and my boyfriend. Yes, I am also gay, and I came out in high school, hahaha, there are many coincidences in this world, such as It’s fate that we can talk now. It’s not convenient to talk on the phone. Come here. We’re in Ginza 2-chome. The restaurant’s name is JeanGees. It’s a French restaurant. Huh? Years of French, thank you, thank you, everyone said my pronunciation is very authentic, at first I thought I was from the French department..."

Xiong Pang is also a self-confident and outgoing acquaintance. Not only can he speak well, but also his language talent often puts Meng Xiang at a disadvantage. When he was in school, Xiong Pang's Chinese and English tests were not as good as him, but his oral English is called a bull.Every time I go to a country, I can quickly master the standard language of the country, and the pronunciation can't even be heard by the locals. Unlike Meng Xiang, whose tongue is knotted and can't get rid of the salt and pepper cavity for a lifetime.

Gu Yi really accepted the invitation after his witty eloquence, he only said that he didn't know the way very well, and hoped that they would come out alone to meet him, Xiong Pang readily agreed, hung up the phone and slapped him heartily, don't put too much effort into it.Meng Xiang's face was already dark, and he felt unspeakably aggrieved, but he couldn't make sense of his eyebrows.After more than 20 minutes, his phone started to vibrate, and Xiong Pang grabbed it first. Seeing that it was Gu Yi's call, he said on his own initiative: "You don't want to see him alone, I'll answer it for you, wait."

As he spoke, he pressed the call button and smiled flatteringly at the phone: "Tsubasa-chan, where have you been? The station? Okay, okay, I'll be right over, it's cold outside, you wait inside the station, be careful not to freeze."

As he spoke, he picked up his coat and rushed out of the restaurant. Before he left, he did not forget to have a haircut and complete his clothes in front of the decorative mirror on the wall. Meng Xiang watched from a distance, his chest seemed to be stuffed with a handful of damp firewood, his throat was acrid and the seven orifices were smoking, Pick up the ice water and pour it fiercely.Unexpectedly, the fire was not extinguished, and the water choked into the intake pipe first. Because there were too many people around, they dared not cough loudly, so they had to choke their neck with one hand and grab their forehead with the other to endure it desperately, almost joining the ranks of bald men.

You are not an idiot, how can you not distinguish between the seven emotions and six desires?His state is clearly jealous, jealous of Gu Yi treating him differently, jealous of Xiong Pang's closeness to Gu Yi, but what about his qualifications?Where is the position?At the beginning, he was the one who took the initiative to draw a line with Gu Yi, and he was only willing to claim the identity of Pao and You, so to Gu Yi, he was a woman who didn't need to charge at all, and he had no right to speak after leaving the bed. After a while, the belly exploded in anger, and the carpenter could only suffer on his own.Or, as Pang Xiong said, go out and buy a bottle of green tea, tear off the label, and stick it squarely on your forehead.