Guandong Yunmengtan

Chapter 30 Advanced Training

About 10 minutes later, Pang Xiong led Gu Yi back, the two talked and laughed when they entered the door, they were as familiar as old acquaintances.Meng Xiang still couldn't control his expression properly, his face was as tight as a compressed biscuit, but Gu Yixian greeted him comfortably, with a kind but distant tone, it would be hard for people who don't know to see that there was a skin-to-skin relationship between them.

At this moment, Fatty Xiong had already regarded Meng Xiang as nothing, and was concentrating on pleasing Gu Yi, and when he settled down, he enthusiastically handed over the menu.

"It's windy and snowy outside, it's freezing, hurry up and warm up."

Gu Yi smiled lightly: "Please help me order, our attributes are so compatible, you must know my taste."

Xiong Pang's face was full of joy: "Okay, let's have a cup of white coffee without sugar."

"Okay, hehehe~"

The short conversation has begun to emerge. Meng wants to understand Xiong Pang's habits. This guy sees a beautiful gay guy and he will go to his brain. When it came to the words "combination of attributes", you knew that you had already flattered Gu Yi on the road just now. Meng wanted to imagine his salivating and shameless face, his molars couldn't stop itching, and he squinted at Gu Yi. Looking at him, resentment surged.

Xiong Pang seemed to be blinded suddenly, and said happily to him: "Just now I recognized Tsubasa-chan when I arrived at the station, and it was so eye-catching in the crowd, it was like a red rose in the weeds. I was stunned, knowing that it was him, I didn't dare to ask, so I felt ashamed."

His flattery is so disgusting, but Gu Yi is very useful, and he joked with a light smile: "You are so good at talking, I have never seen such a sweet-talking person, in fact, I also locked you at a glance at that time. Sang has such a handsome friend, if I had known earlier..."

He left it blank on purpose, and Xiong Pang tacitly responded: "If I knew it, I wouldn't have looked for him, and I would have come to me directly, right?"

"Hahaha, you are so annoying~"

"Come, come, order whatever you want, today I will treat you."

"I have never been to this restaurant, so I don't know what dishes are the best here."

"His family has a branch in Osaka, and the signature dish is the top Kobe steak, which is worth a try."

"Kobe beef steak, it's very expensive, let me see... 4 per customer, it's too expensive, how dare you spend so much money when we meet for the first time."

"What's the matter, just because you have just met a guest, you have to be more sincere, so you can give me a face and let me curry favor with you."

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One of these two is a seasoned flirt, and the other is an expert at attracting bees and butterflies. When they got together, they hit it off and flirted with each other.Seeing their eyebrows and eyes, there was a thunderbolt stirring the ground fire, Meng Xiang was so angry that the expensive steak was like roasted red charcoal, and his heart was burning when he swallowed it. He buried his head and shrugged his shoulders, trying not to see it. bother.

However, his silence was exactly what people wanted, and Xiong Pang Gu Yi had completely dismissed him from the conversation, treating him as a passerby who shared a table, no, even if there were passersby present, he would restrain himself a little, they just acted like no one else, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian didn't show such arrogance in front of Wu Dalang.

In the middle of the meal, Xiong Pang went to the convenience, as soon as he left, Gu Yi picked up his mobile phone and started to scan, his eyes only looked at the screen, his face was full of leisure, and he continued to use Meng Xiang as air.Meng Xiang was thrown into the thorn bushes by him, like a defeated bull, irritated, he threw down the knife and fork and rushed to the bathroom, saw Xiong Pang fiddled with his hairstyle in front of the mirror, whistling melodiously, Want to gear up and show your skills.

He rushed to the Tanzhong acupoint with a wave of ignorance, grabbed the vest of the prodigal son and dragged him to the cubicle, closed the door, and sat down on the toilet.Pang Xiong was surprised and puzzled, and asked, "What are you doing, what are you doing, you're having a convulsion?"

Meng Xiang spat on his head: "You son of a bitch is just pretending to be crazy, what did you mean just now? You are so close to telling Gu Yisao that you want to make trouble again?"

Pang Xiong quibbled: "It's just a casual chat, what are you talking about?"

"Bah! You've said the words 'Which pose do you like the most', and you're still not flirty?! Your mother criticizes you as a flirt, and when you meet someone who looks a little better, you don't want to use your gun. , those lewd eyes, I really want to take a picture of you with my mobile phone as an emoticon, but I can't find anyone more wretched than you!"

"Hey, just kidding, Gu Yi didn't say anything, you are making a fuss here! Besides, he is not a little better-looking. I was a little skeptical when I heard you say it before. I really believed it when I saw it. The baby is really the best. Nima, I haven’t seen such a comfortable one for a long time. She has a good face, a good figure, and a coquettish personality. She is most suitable for sex. I just walked with him on the road A bunch of them, Jiashi swallowed his saliva, I really want to catch him for a game if I have a chance today."

Xiong Pang bluntly said that he was obscene and evil, how could Meng Xiang not be annoyed?Grabbing his shirt, he squeezed his neck with the other hand, gritted his teeth and warned, "Sue (try) me for messing around, and see if I don't break your baby's leg!"

While struggling, Xiong Fatty scolded angrily: "You're so angry with a hammer! Lao Tzu and Gu Yi's affair is between the two of us, who are you from him? The land master of Gui'er School, you are very strict!"

Meng Xiang was at a loss for words, and hurriedly changed his reason: "Aren't you worthy of Xu Can and Lin Chang for messing around outside? You have to be a man of integrity. If you mess around like you, the world will be messed up!"

Xiong Pang sneered: "Damn, there are many more people out there than me, why haven't you seen the world in chaos? You can have a date with someone, why can't I 419 with him? Seriously, state officials are only allowed to set fires and people are not allowed to light lamps Instigate? Wait until you really become an official!"

"Mom, you are just reassuring yourself and want to mess around, aren't you?"

"I'm messing around with your dick. I'm still a brother. I promised to have the same blessings and share the same hardships. You ordered the delicious food and ate it, so you don't allow me to pick up a chopstick? Guier is selfish. , bullying to the latrine pit without shit, the fart is bigger than the sky, and it is not honest at all!"

The villain Xiong Pang complained first, scolding Meng Xiang so much that he couldn't get out of his mouth with cotton in his mouth, and watched him swagger back to the dining table, and continued to chat with Gu Yi intensified.When the dinner was coming to an end, he really showed his wolf ears, and used the excuse that he was going to visit a professor at Dongda University, and wanted to ask Gu Yi for some information about the school first.It's impossible for Gu Yi not to see his ulterior motives, but he complied with it, obviously acquiescing.

Now Meng Xiang could no longer sit idly by, and waited for Gu Yi to follow up again when he went to the bathroom, and dragged him into the cubicle again. Sitting on the toilet seat, folded his arms and casually asked him what he wanted to do?

Meng Xiang had veins popping out of his forehead, and was pushed down by him just as he got up, this time Gu Yi spread his legs and straddled his lap in a big way, took out a pack of cigarettes, put one between his lips, and stared at him seductively .

"Tell me quickly, Xiong Sang is still waiting for me outside."

Meng Xiang was anxious and angry, and said harshly: "Do you really believe that Xiong Kai has serious business with you? That kid just wants to find a chance to sleep with you!"

Gu Yi smiled disdainfully: "I know, he is so handsome, humorous and generous, it's not a bad thing to sleep with him once."

His unrestrained style is clearly the same as Xiong Pang. Although Meng Xiang had an idea, he still couldn't suppress his jealousy, and angrily scolded: "Why are you so casual, you just slept with someone when you first met, tell you, Xiong Kai I have a lover, I'm just playing with you, I will definitely slap my butt and leave after sleeping!"

Gu Yi counterattacked casually: "Aren't I just playing with you? You did the same thing and then patted your ass and left. Why do crows laugh at pigs?"

"me……"

"I'm still single, whoever I want to be with is my freedom, if you really care about me, then I'll just give you a thank you ~ Meng Sang, ありがとうございます (thank you very much)."

(patch, see old place)

After a short rest, Gu Yi gently pushed him away, pulled out a paper towel from the board wall to wipe his body, and handed him a strand, saying, "I want to wash, you go out first."

Japanese toilets are equipped with automatic flushing function, and can also automatically adjust the temperature, which can be described as the best companion for home travel toilet PLAY.Meng Xiang wiped his second child hastily, and opened the door with his trousers in his hands. He was surprised to see Pang Xiong leaning on the opposite wall with arms folded and watching. He was as proud as if the KGB had successfully stolen a major military intelligence to overthrow the US Empire.

Meng Xiang was stunned, before he could open his mouth, he pounced on him and covered his mouth, and dragged him out of the bathroom. Hearing that he had paid the bill, he dragged him out of the restaurant and onto the street.As soon as Xiong Pang came out of the restaurant, he looked up to the sky and laughed, jokingly: "Meng Guazi, you can do it, you dare to open the head of the public toilet, you are a terrible young man, and you just slapped me to death on the beach."

Meng Xiang blushed and had a thick neck, and used curses to cover up her shame: "You pervert, you like to peep into other people's privacy, and you are not afraid of getting sore eyes!"

Xiong Pang justified his defense: "I am guarding the gate for you, otherwise so many people come in and out, you are not afraid of trouble, and the influence will not be good. If it spreads, it will be said that the Chinese are not disciplined, bullying the restaurant toilet to have a cannon, in case I made a video for you guys~ I'm afraid it will cause an international sensation."

Being caught in this kind of thing, what he said is irrational, Meng Xiang blushed and was stunned for a long time, then suddenly shivered, just now he just ran away, and he forgot his coat in the restaurant, and he was standing outside in only his unlined clothes on a snowy day. Can you stand the biting cold?He turned around and went back to pick up his clothes. Pang Xiong grabbed his arm first, and asked while the iron was hot: "Let me ask you first, do you still dare to say that you don't like Gu Yi?"

Meng Xiang really hated this picky dog ​​friend, he didn't give him any leeway when something happened, and insisted on stripping his clothes to wash them.In fact, it’s all because he’s not up to the mark. Ten or twenty minutes ago, he was still alive and kicking, and he wanted to show Gu Yi off. Now that the sperm has retreated, the hypocrisy factor has entered the room again in his head, painting and gilding the old ideas, so his face is sombre. Make a dead duck.

Seeing that he was silent, Xiong Fat changed his face and questioned: "Don't say you still don't like him, then this is really ruthless, and there is more bitch gas than the natural gas in the bottom of the Qaidam basin!"

"I beg you, don't make a fuss, okay? I gave you all my brains and messed them up, and you're trying to drive me to death for the truth!?"

Meng Xiang yelled angrily, and Xiong Pang also became angry, and sneered: "Well, you said this, then I don't count as cheating, and I got an appointment with him."

Without waiting for Meng Xiang to react, he turned around and returned to the restaurant. At this time, Gu Yi happened to walk out of the door, holding Meng Xiang's coat in his hand.After hiding his obscene posture, he regained his elegant and gorgeous demeanor, as dazzling as a limited edition product in a luxury store.Looking at him, Meng Xiang felt that he was a poor man with little money in his pocket, and he didn't dare to occupy his mind. If he couldn't control it, he would go bankrupt.

Pang Xiong greeted him warmly, and went to the restaurant to borrow an umbrella for him. Gu Yi naturally handed Meng Xiang's coat to him, meaning to pass it on to him. Pang Xiong took it and threw it on Meng Xiang's head. , it seemed that the butler was dismissing the low-ranking servants, and when he turned to Gu Yi, he was flattering again.

"Tsubasa-chan, where are we going next?"

Gu Yi glanced at Meng Xiang seemingly casually, and smiled: "I don't know, you decide."

Xiong Pang's face was even worse, and he emphasized seriously: "No, no, it's up to you to choose the place, and I will listen to you."

"Well, there is a high-end coffee shop on the roof of the hotel where you live. It's not bad to go there to drink tea and chat." When Gu Yi said this, he looked at Meng Xiang with a dignified manner, and asked him: " Meng Sang, are you going with us?"

His questioning is equivalent to interrogation in the court. Meng Xiang couldn't move an inch, just wanted to turn into a stone sculpture, pretending to be dead, and the little daughter-in-law held back for a long time as if she was having a difficult childbirth. Depressing.

"I, I'm going home to write my thesis..."

He said this with his head down, not daring to take a look at Gu Yi, after all he lost to the pressure of the world, he didn't have the courage to be his true son, and after tasting the fiery excitement, he swallowed disappointment, the feeling was really uncomfortable .I believe Gu Yi is the same, but with his pride, he will never put the emotion of defeat on the table, he just quickly becomes cold, like water condensing into ice, and he can no longer find the intoxicating tenderness.

"In this case, Xiong Sang, let's play a 1vs1 game tonight. I also have a lot of things I want to ask you."

He took Xiong Pang's left arm without pretentiousness, and appointed him as his guest of honor. Xiong Pang couldn't ask for it, so he directly pinched his hand on his arm, and set off affectionately. Remember the demonstrative rolling eyes.

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