Guandong Yunmengtan

As the saying goes, "It's easier to invite God than to send God away." At the beginning, Xiong Fat made Zhihui chase Lin Changqiong, kneel and lick, and finally became the other party's dog slave and foot-washing maid as he wished. Knowing that he is a high-end company that only recruits full-time employees, However, he treated it like a part-time job, and now that the incident is revealed, it's like leaving his name on the No. [-] arrest warrant of the Ministry of Public Security. He is doomed and doomed. Meng Xiang, an accomplice, must also stand trial with him.

When Lin Chang's figure appeared on the video doorbell again, he hopped around like a sparrow that had exploded, grabbing Gu Yi's arm with both hands and begging: "Xiaoyi Xiaoyi, let me tell you that you can't do it right now." Let's watch the fun again, this Lin Chang is very scary, he came here to take revenge on Xiong Kai, we must never let him meet Xu Can!"

Gu Yi glanced at the screen, disapprovingly said: "Is it that scary? I think it looks pretty good, like a high-spirited elite."

"He is a professor at Osaka University, and his students are not afraid of him. There was once a very tricky boy who opposed him, but he was subdued by some method. The principal of the school did not dare to offend him, he was asked to pick the time first for the new schedule of each semester, and the rest of the teachers did not dare to have any opinions."

"So awesome? Could it be that she is also a sex queen who relies on chrysanthemums to conquer the world?"

"On the contrary, he is apathetic. Alas, let's not talk about the topic. You must help me deal with him tonight. I can't handle it alone."

"Why are you afraid of this? It's fine if you don't open the door. He will leave by himself after standing for a while."

"No, Xu Can will be back in a while, and everything will be over as soon as these two people meet!"

Gu Yi has been bullying Meng Xiang arbitrarily since they met each other, but he has never seen him show such a cowardly appearance, and suddenly became competitive, thinking of meeting the man outside the door, he nodded at Meng Xiang.

"Okay, I'll go out and stop Xu Can first, let him come back later, you stay here to deal with this surnamed Lin, and come back to support after I comfort Xu Can."

Gu Yi's plan was based on two considerations: 1. He didn't want to be Meng Xiang's defensive shield from the very beginning, so that he wouldn't become dependent and become a shopkeeper. How can we put down the pick at the end of the day?You have to make him suffer a little bit to know how to go astray; 2. In the face of a strong enemy, remember to be rash. In ancient times, when two armies confronted each other, if the enemy's generals challenged them, the successful coach would first send a cannon fodder to find out the truth and try Think of countermeasures after trying to figure out a solution, but in the end, let Meng Xiang have a long memory. Let him be the cannon fodder, and wait for him to set out Lin Chang's three axes first, so that he has a bottom line in his mind, and the rest will be easy to deal with.

These thoughts are hidden under the wise decision-making, and Meng Xiang can't see through it even if he has ten brains, and he repeatedly praised him for his quick response.

"You hide in the yard first, and wait for him to enter the house before going out."

"Stupid, he doesn't know me, so why would he stop me from letting me go? Not only will I not hide, but I will also drop by to greet guests, so that he will not be too presumptuous if he knows there are outsiders at home."

Meng Xiang laughed like a rotten persimmon when he heard Gu Yi's words. People in his hometown said that a melon husband matches a smart wife. He is really a fool and a fool is blessed.

After Gu Yi left, he stood outside the door and watched anxiously, seeing that graceful figure floating towards him, the smile he tried to squeeze out was like wet cement, already covered with sweaty footprints.When Lin Chang walked in front of him, he bowed like clockwork, and automatically replaced the traitor who greeted the Taijun.

"Professor Lin, you're here, welcome... I was busy with other things just now, and I didn't hear the doorbell. I don't know if it's your presence. I'm really sorry for making you wait outside the door for so long."

Lin Chang continued the painting style on the phone to the three-dimensional dimension, and smiled mockingly: "The little brother surnamed Gu has explained it to you just now. Diarrhea is really hard to control. If you don't solve it It’s convenient for you to continue going, and you don’t need to come out in diapers to greet guests.”

Most smart daughters-in-law are narrow-minded, Meng Xiang has long been used to being teased by Gu Yi, although it was a bit too much to embarrass himself in front of outsiders this time, but he has done a great job in saving Xu Can and sending Xu Can away, and even a small mistake is not worth mentioning.

He graciously invites the guests to come in and sit down, pours drinks, cuts fruits, and takes snacks. He tries his best to delay the time, and his smirk accumulates on the dough to form a layer of stiff crust.

Lin Chang let him perform to his heart's content, and when he was at the end of his rope and could no longer hide in the kitchen like a little daughter-in-law, shrinking back and forth on the sofa and laughing, he asked leisurely: "That little brother Gu just now is your boyfriend, right? Are you waiting for him?" Come back to save me?"

"No, no..."

"He probably won't come back so soon. If Xu Can is to be dismissed, and he is to be stabilized and let him stay outside temporarily, it will take some time for a smart person to come up with such an excuse."

His ability to predict things like a god made Meng Xiang sweat and tie his clothes, and asked cautiously: "Professor Lin, how did you find this place? Did Xiong Kai tell you my address before?"

Lin Chang shook his head lightly: "No, today I took his keys and went to his apartment, where I found his other mobile phone. Location tracking just provided me with a detailed map."

This is called mantis catching cicadas and orioles. Meng wanted to blame Xiong Pang for being smart but was mistaken by his cleverness. Forced by the situation, he used all the tricks he could think of, and pretended to ask him where Xiong Pang is now. Lin Changgang said: "I locked him in the house when I went out this morning."

He immediately intercepted the call: "You locked him at home for a whole day, what should you do if something happens? Isn't it too thoughtless to do so?"

Lin Chang stared at him silently for a few seconds, with an expression similar to that of a zoo visitor. He felt that his stupid performance was worthless, so he casually exposed: "Didn't he escape long ago? My home's monitoring equipment is connected to my mobile phone, [-]/[-] Live video, I saw him jumping out of the bedroom window in the morning, and there was no news of anyone falling from the building afterwards, indicating that he had successfully escaped. Based on his thinking, he will definitely contact you immediately and remotely control the next action. The possible measure is to take Xu Can away and hide in a place where I can't find it. It's a pity that his plan is doomed to fail because he made a wrong assessment from the beginning. Do you understand what I mean? He, No, should, fool, trick, me."

Lin Chang's categorical and emphatic pronunciation at the end was like a letter spit out by a poisonous snake, which made Meng Xiang's back hair and scalp numb.

"Professor Lin, all the mistakes in this matter are the fault of Xiong Kai alone. You want to fix him and I have 1 likes and support, but please let Xu Canxing go? He is different from Xiong Kai. He is very simple and kind. , and I have been severely hurt by a heartless man before, and if he suffers the same blow, I'm afraid he won't be able to bear it."

Meng Xiang has been belittled by Xiong Pang for more than ten years, and today he finally borrowed his golden words to be a real teammate of pigs. If he heard such a bad pleading, his heart attack would definitely be 50 days earlier year onset.

Lin Chang pushed the glasses frame, the bright reflection swept across the lens, and then asked kindly: "Meng Xiang, were you a liberal arts student or a science student before?"

"liberal arts."

"No wonder, I said that the logical thinking of science students shouldn't be so bad. You seem to be majoring in directing now, right? I sincerely hope that you can change your career, so that the future Chinese film market will have fewer bullshit and garbage films."

Meng Xiang was so ashamed that he couldn't lift his head. Xiong Pang's three-inch tongue was useless in front of Lin Chang. His clumsy mouth seemed to be begging for beatings. After being hit hard by a dog stick, he retreated Without going forward, I only hope that my wise and beautiful daughter-in-law will come back to rescue the disaster soon.

Probably before it was time to send him off, Lin Chang was too lazy to talk to him, and sat for a while leisurely, when the doorbell rang.Meng Xiang thought it was Gu Yi, jumped up immediately, and suddenly heard Lin Changduan shout: "Sit down!"

The sudden sharpness of this man restrained him like a sharp bayonet. Before he could recover, the man had already walked up to the video doorbell and pressed the answer button. A fat, sweaty face appeared on the screen.

"Meng Guwazi is me, open the door!"

Meng imagined that the main character of a horror movie was about to usher in a frightening scene, and was about to scream, but Lin Chang's ghostly frosty eyes captured his vocal chords, his mouth was dislocated, and there was no sound in his throat. Press the key to open the door, please enter the urn.

Lin Chang turned around, picked up his indifferent smile, and said to him, "Meng Xiang, you are the master, shouldn't you go to the entrance to receive him?"

Meng Xiang's divine light was all faded by him, he obeyed the instructions like a puppet, and slowly moved to the door, just as Xiong Pang pushed the door and barged in, he hurriedly rushed to him and grabbed his shoulder.

"Meng Guazi, where is Cancan? Tell him to come out quickly, I have already booked a ticket for midnight today, let's go now!"

Meng Xiang's eyes were full of bad luck, and he said to Xiong Pang with the feeling of resignation to comfort his friends on the execution ground: "Xiong Pang, calm down first, don't get excited, today...you probably won't make it today."

Fatty Xiong asked with a gray face: "Did Chang Chang call Cancan and tell all about me and him?"

"Not yet...but almost..."

"Paralympia, if you have something to say, make it clear at once, I'm going to be seriously ill!"

"...You can go to the living room and take a look and you will know."

Xiong Pang was terrified, swallowed his saliva, took off his shoes and went in, saw the half of his back on the sofa, immobilized like a mouse stuck on a mouse board, Lin Chang heard the footsteps interrupted, and greeted loudly without looking back: "It's over so It's a long way, come over and sit down for a while."

Seeing Xiong Pang's dumbfounded appearance, Meng Xiang knew that he had let go of the three souls above his head and the seven lost souls under his feet. He stepped forward and patted his vest, and whispered heavily: "I can't escape anyway, let's just sit down and talk."

Accompanied by him, Pang Xiong seemed to have gained a little courage to survive in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. He slowly squirmed to his seat and asked frightenedly, "Chang Chang, why are you here?"

Lin Chang looked at him calmly, with a vague smile. Meng Xiang guessed that he might not want to repeat the answer, so he offered to do it for him and said, "Professor Lin went to your house and found the mobile phone you used to talk to Xu Can. The system found it."

Pang Xiong exclaimed as hell: "Impossible! I never told him my address and Cancan's. How does he know where I live?"

Chengdu dialect belongs to the northern language family, and there is only a difference in tone from Mandarin. Most people who can speak Mandarin can understand it without speaking slang. His yelling has the meaning of "let me understand it when I die". Lin Chang was happy to be satisfied, and sneered coldly: "You rented another apartment for the convenience of cheating, and used this temporary address to fill in the student status information. I was also deceived by this cunning trick before, but I immediately reacted after seeing your behavior yesterday. , called the bank customer service with your credit card and password, and quickly found your real address."

The Bank of Japan has a strict review of customer information and must register with the resident address. Xiong Pang has always burned fake incense in front of the real god, thinking he can deceive the world, but in the end he couldn't escape the palm of the Buddha.

The disparity in strength between the enemy and ourselves made him despair, and the unprecedented fear prompted him to kneel and crawl to Lin Chang's feet in a hurry, hugging his knees and begging: "Chang Chang, I know I was wrong, please be merciful and let me go!" , as long as you don’t go to Xu Can, you can do anything else, you can cut off your hands and feet, in short, I’m sorry for you, I’m a bastard, I’m dirty, I’m going to die, God will punish me for you!”

He slapped himself while talking, his cheeks turned into bright red teppanyaki in an instant, Meng Xiang stared straight at him, a man would rather die standing than live on his knees, no matter how scary Lin Chang was, he wouldn't have to Why should he be afraid of his life?But after thinking about it, I realized that Xiong Pang was afraid that Lin Chang would disturb his relationship with Xu Can. This playboy is unreliable, but he treats love more than gold. When he broke up with his British lover, he also fell into a wall and escaped death. Xu Can is his "wife" whom he has been in love with for three years and has brought back to his hometown to establish his identity. If he breaks up, it will be really heart-wrenching for him, and it might kill him.

Lin Chang seemed to be tired of seeing Xiong Pang's hand, stretched his legs and kicked him away, his beautiful eyebrows and eyes were full of swordsmanship.

"I told you not to do this. If you really want to repent, you can commit seppuku. Don't try to fool me with these clumsy tricks."

Meng Xiang was not angry with his cruelty and arrogance, so he got up and complained: "Professor Lin, don't overpower people too much. Xiong Kai even said that you can punish him, so you can't treat it rationally. Do you have to expand the situation?"

It is the practice of a sage to help the family and not to help the relatives. The three views of ordinary people will be more or less flexible when they encounter affection. If this matter is left on an outsider, Meng Xiang will not hesitate to beat the dog in the water, but the person involved is his best friend for more than ten years. He can only distinguish between right and wrong, and it is difficult to uphold justice, let alone sit and watch Xiong Pang being driven to a dead end, and he rejects the strong victim out of his own perception, and wants to share weal and woe with his friends to the outside world.

Lin Chang just reprimanded him for being logically disordered, seeing that he didn't know how to repent and insisted on jumping out to make a fool of himself, he unceremoniously increased the intensity of his attack.

"Meng Xiang, I appreciate your loyalty to your friends, but you are too lacking in understanding people, and you don't see whether the other party is worth your heart and soul. Do you know how Xiong Kai treats you secretly? Friends care most about other people’s status. You are a special case. I asked him why he looked at you differently. Guess what he said? He said that everyone should be equipped with a reference that is much worse than himself. When confidence is weak, you need Find someone more unlucky to comfort yourself. When doubting your own IQ, you also need an idiot to regain your sense of superiority. You are such an unlucky idiot blessed by nature. friend's."

Generally speaking, alienation schemes are more effective than murderous attacks. Lin Chang is obviously a good at instigating rebellion. He only attacks the enemy's weak points, and Xiong Pang is caught off guard, and even killing a pig is like howling: "Chang Chang, you are going to kill me!" It's too much, Meng Xiang is my good buddy, how can you provoke us!"

Lin Chang sneered: "I'm just repeating your original words. If Meng wanted to see your thoughts clearly, I don't know if he would like to be friends with you."

His thoughts are somewhat subjective. Meng Xiang has never misunderstood Xiong Pang's behavior. He has maintained mutual harm for more than ten years. Even if Chang didn't say anything, he could roughly guess Xiong Pang's opinion of him, and responded calmly: "Professor Lin, please don't digress, and concentrate on solving the problems between you and Xiong Kai."

Lin Chang was a little surprised, probably because he laughed at him for being mean, and the contempt in his eyes was even worse.

"Okay, let's talk about my plan first, Xiong Kai, you have been dating me for more than a year, you should know my preferences. I am very tolerant, idiots, hooligans, lunatics, and even criminals, as long as I can ignore anything that doesn't infringe on my vital interests, but there is only one kind of person that I can never forgive, and that is the guy who despises and fools me and successfully implements this method. I have only met one such person in my life, It's you."

Xiong Pang pissed and swore to the sky: "Chang Chang, I didn't despise and fool you, I really love you and want to be with you!"

Lin Changqing's beautiful face was rendered a little sinister by disgust, like a ghost, and her laughter was the most eerie: "I really love me but let me be a third party, and pretended to be a pig and a tiger and lied to me for more than a year. Isn't that true?" Contempt and fool? I see you now as disgusting as eating a fly, and I can’t tolerate a fly crawling under my nose. Last semester you paid someone to write a paper for you, and this semester you bribed the teacher to forge attendance records. I have put The relevant evidence was compiled into a report letter and sent to the school committee and your tutor."

This action combined the fire in the backyard to draw the bottom of the salary, and made it clear that he wanted to ruin Xiong Pang's studies. Meng Xiang was interrupted by Xiong Pang as soon as he opened his mouth. Instead of criticizing what he did to Lin Chang, he even begged for forgiveness on this condition.

"Chang Chang, I know you hate me, and I have no face to see you again. If you don't tell me, I will obediently leave. I won't go to school again. If this is not enough, I can leave Osaka and never be around you again. Haunting within a range of [-] kilometers, it is guaranteed to keep you out of sight and out of your mind. I beg you to let me live, and don't force me to die."

Lin Chang said: "Don't make random accusations, okay? Anyone who threatens with death is a scoundrel. I have always dismissed the threats of scoundrels. On the contrary, I will spare no effort to expose the tricks of liars to the end."

"I'm not lying, I really love you all, if you don't love me, you can tell me to go, but please don't separate me and Xu Can, I can't lose him~"

"Since you love him so much, why did you cheat secretly? A person's behavior is contrary to what he said, which can only show that he is lying."

"I, I'm that... Alas~ In short, I beg you to hold your hand high. Not only can I not leave Xu Can, but he can't leave me either. He has fallen out with his parents and has no relatives in Japan. I am his only support. If you break up with me, his life will be lost, and I don't want him to suffer."

"Hehe~ If you are really so important to him, then even if he knows the truth, he won't leave you. Maybe he can give you a chance to act like a prodigal son. Anyway, I don't mind being the touchstone of your love."

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Xiong Pang bowed and begged, like a big fly desperately rubbing his hands, but no matter how he humbly begged for mercy, Lin Chang was unmoved. Meng Xiang was tired of watching, so he stood for a long time when the doorbell rang, and Gu Yi and Xu Can are back.

He scrambled and fled back from the porch, and informed Xiong Pang of this serious danger, Xiong Pang complained anxiously: "Didn't you just say that Gu Yi picked up Cancan and left! Why did you come back so soon!? What is he eating!"

Meng Xiang was also annoyed when he heard the words: "They have been out for more than two hours, and they can't hold back anymore. Now the king of heaven and I can't help you. You can take care of your personal affairs, and I don't care about it!"

Lin Chang got up and straightened his clothes, and said complacently, "You two still have time to quarrel, why don't you go out to greet me?"

He was the first to walk towards the porch and stood upright, his posture seemed very kind, Meng Xiang's heart was burning like a piece of red-hot iron to his chest, hot smoke was overflowing from his seven orifices, he wished he could blow a mouthful of flames to burn this extremely embarrassing situation.The door opened, Xu Can followed Gu Yi into the room, saw the stranger standing in front of him, he jumped suddenly, he looked like a frightened little rabbit.

Lin Chang took the initiative to say hello, with a gentle and amiable voice.

"You are Xu Can, it's the first time we meet, my name is Lin Chang."

The familiar name caused Xu Can's surprise to superimpose. He looked at this handsome man hesitantly, but he didn't realize that the tense atmosphere had sealed the whole room like a glass cover.