Guandong Yunmengtan

Lin Chang's attack speed was faster than the German blitzkrieg, and everyone was caught off guard. When Gu Yi saw Meng Xiang's miserable appearance like a drowned crab, he knew that he was not enough for the enemy's teeth. A pair of men's leather shoes, one pair belonged to Lin Chang, and the other pair was probably Xiong Pang's. The plaintiff and the defendant gathered together, and this lawsuit had to be fought if they didn't want to.

He sent a wink to Meng Xiang, but the fool had turned into a blind stump, staring blankly at Xu Can's face, looking like he was waiting to die.Gu Yi was angry that he was useless, but thinking that he must have suffered a lot of mental torture for being so languid, he couldn't help but feel distressed. Seeing Lin Chang's demeanor overwhelmed the audience, he was even more dissatisfied.

"Oh! It hurts me to death! Help! Mom!"

Everyone looked around in surprise, and saw Pang Xiong rolling around on the floor with his stomach in his arms, kicking his legs like a fish coming ashore.Xu Can rushed over in a hurry, hugged him and asked what was wrong, Meng Xiang was also surprised, wondering why such a good-looking person would become like this in the blink of an eye.Xiong Pang rolled into his lover's arms and cried out in pain: "I, my stomach hurts~"

Xu Can was flustered and distressed: "Why do you suddenly have a stomachache, did you eat something bad?"

"I don't know~ ouch~ I'm going to die~ ouch~"

Seeing this, Meng Xiang came to his senses, Xiong Pang was trying to disrupt Lin Chang's deployment with a bitter trick, and only his brain could turn around such unpredictable twists and turns. I believe the teachers of the Film Academy saw His gritted teeth and distorted expression of pain would make him lament, how could a person with such a superb acting talent not devote himself to acting career?

"Meng Xiang! Xiong Kai seems to be very ill, please call the ambulance for me!"

Xu Can was completely deceived by Xiong Kai's acting skills, and desperately asked Meng Xiang for help. Meng Xiang couldn't bear to see death, so he was forced to board the pirate boat again, ran to the landline ahead and called 119.Gu Yi folded his arms to watch, and when he hung up the phone, he walked over to Xu Can and said, "Don't worry, the ambulance will arrive at least 20 minutes later, let me take a look for him first."

He pressed Xiong Pang's wrist veins, groaned for a moment with three false eyebrows, and said: "He may be suffering from Sha qi distension and cold stomach, and the Sha distension caused by bloated meridians is not a problem."

Xu Can was surprised: "Do you know Chinese medicine?"

Gu Yi smiled and said: "My grandfather is an old Chinese doctor. I learned some basic knowledge from him when I was young. The symptoms of his disease are scary. In fact, it is easy to treat. Just prick the Sifeng acupoint and let some blood out."

While talking, he opened Xiong Pang's right hand, pointed to the second knuckles of the other four fingers except the thumb, and said, "Here, these are the four acupoints. Prick each of them with a needle."

Xiong Pang was startled, pretended to be crazy, and groaned: "I don't give needles, I don't give needles!"

Gu Yi faked it and said: "Why is a big man so useless? Stomach pain is much more uncomfortable than needle injection."

Xu Can also coaxed him earnestly: "Yes, getting a needle is better than a stomachache. You can bear with it a little bit. Gu Yi, do you have needles at home? Or should I go out and buy them now?"

"I won't talk about buying it now, wait, I'll get the needle."

Gu Yi went to Meng Xiang's room and took out a sewing needle and a bottle of medicinal alcohol. A few days ago, when he and Meng Xiang were playing together, he tore off a button. Where to put the box.Meng Xiang saw that he was taking Xiong Pang's pulse and guessed that it was a prank. Xiong Pang's deceit is certainly annoying, but Gu Yi's method of taking advantage of the fire is too ruthless. Seeing him biting his lip and tongue, he deeply felt this. My wife can't afford it.

"Be patient, I'm very accurate, I promise it won't hurt."

Gu Yi's face showed the color of begonia flowers, but he was hiding a knife in his smile. He stabbed Xiong Pang with a sharp needle, causing Xiong Pang to howl. His face was covered in cold sweat, which was regarded as a real prop for his realistic acting skills.He hid his old grudges and glared at Gu Yi, and heard him ask with a smile, "How is it, do you feel better?", and he had to continue to thank him feebly according to the script he had written.

Hearing him say, "It's much better.", Xu Can was relieved a little, and while sincerely praising Gu Yi, he said softly to Xiong Fatty: "When the ambulance comes later, I'd better go to the hospital for an examination, and be careful if there are other problems. .”

Xiong Pang waited for his sound, his chin clenched, and he kept digging into his arms.Lin Chang saw that he had fooled around, so he was happy to play the game of cat and mouse again, so as to prolong the sentence for the liar. Qian Qian walked up to the two of them, and proudly looked down on the shrinking man.

Xu Can's attention returned to this rare guest, and he apologized and begged: "I'm sorry, Xiong Kai is sick at the moment, and may not be able to receive you."

He intuited that Lin Chang was Xiong Kai's guest, but the other party's answer was unexpected.

"You're wrong. I'm here on a special trip to visit you this time. It doesn't seem to work today. I'll come back tomorrow. Please spare some time. Goodbye."

Lin Chang bowed and saluted Xu Can happily, and left. Soon after, the ambulance arrived and transported the group to a nearby public hospital. The doctor on duty could not cure the false illness, and suggested that the patient stay in the hospital for observation, and the visiting time would be one hour later. It was over, and the family members had to leave according to regulations. Xiong Pang said to Xu Can: "Cancan, I want to talk to Meng Xiang about something, you go back and rest first, don't get tired."

Meng wanted to know that Xiong Pang wanted to discuss with him a countermeasure, and echoed, "Yeah, you've been tired all day today, go back and go to bed early, I'll leave here after a few words, it won't hinder his rest."

The two of you sang me and Zhi walked away from Xu Can, Xiong Pang hid from the window to observe, and saw him walk out of the hospital gate, turned around and grabbed Meng Xiang, with a red face, and begged, "Meng Gua, you know what's going on even if I don't tell you now." The two of us have been brothers for more than 20 or [-] years, you must not leave me alone at the moment of life and death!"

Meng Xiang was so exhausted by him that he had already pretended to be a mountain of flames in his stomach, and slammed his hands and cursed: "Aren't you so good at pretending to be a fool? How can I help you? Why don't you just buy a bottle of poison or medicine and drink it to pretend?" Forget it, Lin Chang will definitely not be able to embarrass you anymore."

Xiong Fatty came to the crisis of life and death, willing to be his grandson, bowed his head and begged: "You have also seen Lin Chang's strength, he can't escape whoever he wants to punish, I am already a little suspicious from Cancan's appearance , Waiting for him to talk about the matter tomorrow, I will definitely die hard."

"Then there is no way. Uncle Qiu told you to provoke him. This is called breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, and plucking hair on the top of a tiger. If you don't die, which one will die? I told you more than 1 times earlier, but you didn't listen. Now I know." Wow? I think it’s a pity that Xu Can is such a good boy to match you. While you’re still young, you can start over if you break up earlier, or you’ll end up with something like this! "

Meng Xiang recalled the earnest admonitions in the past, his heart was boiling, and under the rage, he had the urge to wish Xiong Pang to fall. This may be the feeling that every loyal minister and general who served a faint emperor has experienced in the past. However, after being angered, they still We will carry out the purpose of being loyal to the emperor and saving the country, and strive to help the society in times of crisis.

It's a pity that under the disadvantage of the enemy's strength and our weakness's arms, how can it be easier said than done to save the nation?Only by holding on to the moral heart of going forward and retreating together with old friends, can they still have a place to burn incense and paper after going down to the underworld.

Xiong Fat didn't believe in evil before, and now he won't accept his fate easily, and still clings to chance to resist. Ren Meng wanted to scold him, grabbed his hand and said, "Don't worry, I still have a way to bring the dead back to life. If you are willing to cooperate, you will definitely be able to save the day."

Meng wanted to know that he had a lot of tricks, and maybe there was some kind of recipe. After hearing the plan, a mouthful of old blood flowed out of his lung cavity, and he grabbed Pang Xiong and punched him in the face.

"I'll die every day, you're a slab, you are so bad that you have sores on your head and pus on the soles of your feet, and your ass is black in your heart! How can you come up with this kind of crazy idea of ​​selling hooks (butts)? Let me drag you to the gutter and shake your head to instigate!? It’s in vain for me to be kind enough to help you, but your baby flies up to eat people!”

Pang Xiong fell back a few steps from the beating, and before he could stand still, he rushed forward to grab it, his legs softened, and he fell halfway down out of thin air.

"Brother Xiang! I beg you like this because I have no other way out. You know that I love Cancan so much. I really can't live without him. Anyway, you are on the same boat as me now. Please save me." Save to the end, otherwise you will feel bad seeing me die so badly, right? Only a few of us know about this, so you go back and talk to Gu Yi first, he knows you are helping me so he can’t blame you .”

In order to force Meng Xiang, he did not hesitate to use the little Japan's kneeling tactic, even though Meng Xiang stared and reprimanded, the two kneecaps seemed to have taken root on the floor, and they could not be pulled out.Meng Xiang was so angry that his eyes turned black, he couldn't stop punching his chest, Xiong Fat failed every move, and he launched a horse urine offensive, wiping his snot and tears on his trouser legs, from "grandpa and uncle" When he called "ancestors and ancestors", he looked miserable that day, as if he was accusing him in advance—if Meng Xiang didn't help this favor, he would be the number one cruel person in Tianzi, and he would be mainly responsible for all adverse consequences.

Crocodile tears only work on Mr. Dong Guo. Meng Xiang is not as pedantic as Mr. Dong Guo, but his heart is also made of tofu. , promised to pick up his feet (clean up the mess) for him.But Xiong Fatty’s dirty trick this time is worthy of the wrath of both men and gods. To implement it in front of people tomorrow, he must overdraw his old face of the next few decades. He must report to Gu Yi in advance, otherwise he might be expelled from his husband on the spot.

Xu Can was already asleep when he got home. Gu Yi had just finished taking a shower and was sitting on the bed playing games. Seeing Meng Xiang entering the door under the low air pressure, he said with a gimmick, "Is it appropriate for Xiong Sang to live in a general ward? I think his illness should be transferred When you go to the intensive care unit, it’s best to bribe the doctor to issue a critical illness notice, otherwise you won’t be able to escape.”

Meng Xiang carefully apologized, sat on the edge of the bed, rubbed his legs and feet, and made a flattering face.

"You're exhausted today too, I'll get you a basin of hot water to soak your feet."

After speaking, he acted immediately, brought a basin of hot water, helped Gu Yi up, soaked his feet in the basin and scrubbed him, his diligence and meticulousness were no less than that of the Chief Ouchi.

Gu Yi smiled without saying a word, patiently waiting for his next libretto, what Meng wanted to say was like a frog jumping up and down in his chest and throat, he was flustered, ashamed, anxious and ashamed, his face was like madder grass and sweat was falling like rain, he couldn't help but look up. He rolled up his sleeves and wiped.

Gu Yi reached out for a tissue box and pulled one to wipe his sweat. Seeing his starry eyes smiling and tenderness, Meng Xiang had the confidence to ask for forgiveness, and pinched his feet and said, "Xiao Yi, bear Fat used to have a date in the UK, he loved that person very much, but then they dumped him, he couldn't bear the blow, he went on a hunger strike for many days, almost died, and later contracted depression, and it took a long time to recover... "

Gu Yi interrupted: "Why did he break up with him?"

Seeing that Meng Xiang was dumb, he asked himself and answered: "The reason is that he cheated, right?"

He sneered coquettishly, and then said: "You want to say that he loves Xu Can very much now, and will seek death after breaking up? Hmph, this kind of half-hearted person deserves it even if he dies. Your sympathy for him is equivalent to supporting him in cheating, right? Are you longing for the life he holds the red flags and colorful flags with both hands?"

Meng Xiang tried his best to prove his innocence, and swore to the sky that he would never think so.

"I have always despised Xiong Pang's behavior, and I have persuaded him countless times. Just now, I was angry and beat him up in the hospital. But..."

"But let's avoid the latter, I don't like to hear it."

"Little Wing~"

Meng Xiang shook Gu Yi's legs and pleaded: "You should still think about it from my standpoint. The friendship between me and Xiong Pang for nearly 20 years is better than brothers even if he is not a brother. He has committed a capital crime. We You also have to hire a defense lawyer for him, don’t you? I can’t just watch him die, so how can I feel at ease? If you have such a friend by your side, it’s not hard to understand how I feel.”

Gu Yi said briskly: "I have always understood you, that's why I didn't stop you from helping him. Today he pretended to be sick in public and I didn't expose it. I even cooperated with him in acting."

His cooperation was bloody enough, Meng Xiang didn't dare to raise any objections, and begged him to be more lenient.Gu Yi also wanted to see what rogue tricks Xiong Pang had instigated, he had seen a lot of thugs, and he said he was not surprised when he saw them, but who would have taught Xiong Pang to refresh his cognition this time.

Frightened and angry, he couldn't help but kicked up a splash of water that made Meng Xiang's face drenched, still unable to let go of his anger, he scolded from the air: "Why is this man so shameless, isn't he a good brother? He actually asked you to take the blame for him, If I were you, you would break off friendship with him, and you are still stupid, help me, how many pits do you have in your head!?"

Meng Xiang had a sad face, and tried to persuade him: "I wanted to break up with him when I heard it, but he knelt down and begged me..."

"Just kneel down and buy you off, why are you such an idiot!"

Gu Yi stopped abruptly behind the idiot, this is Xiong Fatty's crime, Meng Xiang is confused, but he has no evil intentions, he has no need to destroy the stability and harmony of the family for a bastard outsider, the key to managing a family lies in relaxation Letting go freely does not allow external contradictions to become internal contradictions.

He swallowed his anger for a moment, and after the anger calmed down, there was a sneer on his face. Seeing that he didn't criticize him, Meng Xiang, who clearly meant to take care of the relationship between husband and wife, became a little more courageous, and gently fiddled with his toes, and kept sending Talk softly.

"Xiaoyi, I've already made a deal with Pang Xiong. This time is not an example. I've done my best to help him this time. I don't care if he acts like a god in the future. Just turn a blind eye and close your eyes, or it's better to go away." I really don't want to be ashamed in front of you... Please promise me, do you really want me to drink the footwashing water?"

Gu Yi finally couldn't hold back his laughter, stretched out his index finger and poked his forehead hard, and at the same time issued a warning: "You should really be glad that you are a man, otherwise I would never find a fool like you for the sake of the IQ of the next generation. But you have to After thinking about it, Xiong Kai's idea is to insist on treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He dared to act like this because of Xu Can's trust, but Lin Chang is not easy to deal with. You help Xiong Kai take risks and distort the facts. He will definitely hold grudges against you, and if he finds something against you, the consequences will be serious."

After being reminded by him, Meng Xiang suddenly remembered that Lin Chang knew that he had appeared in a GV, and had threatened him with this. If he followed Xiong Pang's strategy, he would undoubtedly be an enemy of him head-on. Will he be able to spare himself then?

The phrase "Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and preferring to go to the mountains with tigers" can sometimes be used as the same as "to save face and suffer." He was poisoned by loyalty, and was coaxed by Xiong Pang to do the dangerous deed of pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth. up.