Guandong Yunmengtan

I got up early when I was worried, Meng wanted to get up before 6 o'clock to do laundry and clean up, cooked breakfast at 7:20 and asked Gu Yi and Xu Can to eat, Xu Can dawdled in the room for more than [-] minutes, and reported a fire after serving Oiling news.

"Just now Xiong Kai's mother called me and said that she bought a plane ticket and will arrive in Tokyo at noon today. Let Xiong Kai stay in the hospital first, and she will personally pick him up and leave the hospital."

Meng Xiang's heart fell into his stomach like a yo-yo and bounced to his throat. He squeezed the exclamation mark tightly, almost breaking his chopsticks, and even pretended to be smiling.

"His mother came as soon as she said, and she was not prepared at all."

Xu Can was also nervous, and forced a smile: "She said that Xiong Kai did something stupid, and she talked with her until midnight last night. She was afraid that I would be angry, so she wanted to come and explain to me in person. I asked her what was wrong and she called again. I can't explain it clearly, it makes people inexplicable..."

Gu Yi had grasped the general idea thoroughly, glanced at Meng Xiang, smiled at Xu Can and said, "Does Xiong Kai's mother dote on him? Could he be a pacifier boy?"

Xu Can shook his head embarrassingly: "It's hard to say about the pacifier man. His mother only gave birth to him at the age of 40, and he is an only child, so she will inevitably spoil him. Until now, he still treats him like a child, and whenever he encounters trouble, he wants to solve it for him."

"How is his mother? Is it easy to get along with?"

"Well, a very gentle and considerate person, quite similar to Xiong Kai."

Gu Yi suspected that Xu Can loved Wu and Wu, so he turned to Meng Xiang to ask for confirmation: "You know Xiong Kai so well, you must know his family's situation very well, tell me~"

Meng Xiang's brain is already reading the information of Mother Xiong. This aunt is named Liang Meijuan, and she is also a fashionable aunt who refuses to accept her old age. The money she spends in a beauty salon every month is enough to support a middle-class family.But he only pays attention to the appearance and not the connotation. He holds a junior high school diploma and pretends to be an elementary school education. Xiong Pang is an heir, so he cherishes him very much, and he has never left his mouth since then.When it comes to personality, she is a typical Chengdu aunt: enthusiastic, lively, cheerful, straightforward, and a little bit of sharp teeth, her tongue is turned up faster than a sewing machine's jumping stitches, if you want to bicker with her, you must drink Sun Dasheng's urine... …

Seeing that there was another new force in the farce, Meng Xiang felt numb in half of his body, worried that he would suffer from coronary heart disease and die young.Gu Yi chatted with Xu Can as if nothing had happened, completely ignoring the unlucky guy beside him, and after eating, he put down the bowl and said to him: "I want to go home and do some errands, I won't open the shop today, I might come back later tonight, What are you supposed to do, don't wait for me."

This was actually a pretext they had discussed in advance, and it was specially used to deceive Xu Can. The ultimate goal was to reduce Meng Xiang's psychological burden, so that he could completely smear his face and get along with Xiong Pang.

Meng wanted to send Gu Yi out, thanking him while flattering him, and wanted to kiss him, but Gu Yi blocked it with his hand, and said seriously: "You are a Buddhist layman, you should know that lying and deceiving are serious sins, I think you should still abstinence For half a month, I recite scriptures every night to eliminate disasters, so as not to go to the hell of pulling out my tongue in the future."

When Meng Xiang raised an objection, he resolutely changed the half-month to a month. He was so frightened that he swallowed the chicken head and got stuck, and he didn't dare to say another word.

At 8:[-], Meng wanted to accompany Xu Can to the hospital. Xu Can's stomach was full of doubts, as heavy as ripe grapes. After leaving the door, he asked cautiously: "Is that Lin Chang you mentioned last time at the sushi restaurant?" Xiong Kai's unrequited love?"

Meng Xiang flicked his ankle, shook twice, and nodded vaguely.

Xu Can said again: "I think his temperament is much more mature than yours, and he feels different, not quite like your high school classmates."

Meng Xiang was already like a fish lying on a chopping board whose scales had been ruthlessly peeled off. He couldn't bear to face the innocent young man beside him, and he faltered with wandering eyes: "This... I'm too embarrassed to say it, let Xiong Kai do it later." Let me explain to you."

When he arrived at the hospital, Xiong Pang was still lying on the bed pretending to be sick. When Xu Can met him, he was concerned about his condition and diet. He took the opportunity to act like a baby: "The breakfast in the hospital is terrible. My mouth is so tasteless. I want to eat curry and chicken wings over rice." ~"

Xu Can coaxed: "Your stomach hurts and you should eat something light. Let me buy you porridge."

Fatty Xiong shook his head wisely: "I like to eat curry chicken wing rice, you know, every time I get sick, I'm very picky, and it's even more uncomfortable if I can't eat what I want~"

He is a strong man with a height of 190 like a three-year-old child. Xu Can is probably the only one who thinks it is cute. He stroked his hair and said in a stacked voice: "Okay, I will go out and buy it for you, but I don't know where there is a rice bowl nearby. restaurants, you have to check online.”

Pang Xiong said: "No need to check, I saw it when I came last night, it's next to the post office in the shape of a cartoon house."

It turned out that he had identified the target and ordered food, and sent Xu Can to a distance on purpose. If he used this mind to be a secret agent, he might be famous in history. Yes, as soon as Xu Can left, he went up to reward him with a two-sword blow, grabbed his neck and cursed: "You shameless critic, why don't you pretend to be more serious, I will get angry when I see you this time, and I just want to do it Kill your boss!"

After asking him why he told Liang Meijuan about this, Xiong Pang covered his face and defended: "You all know that my mother betrayed me to Cancan and sold me out. Tell me the truth, so as not to spill the beans again. How good is the relationship between Cancan and my mother, my mother came out to testify for me, so he can't doubt me."

Meng Xiang made another blow from the clear sky.

"You are safe, you made me miserable, your mother heard your nonsense, how should I look at me in the future? She can still recognize my mother, old man, if we meet and talk about it, I just jump into the Yellow River and die Unclear."

"No, my mother doesn't have such a big mouth, and she has always had a good impression of you. This time, she also said that you went astray for a while, and asked me to persuade you more, and don't break up with you because of this matter."

"Yeah~ Then it seems that I have to thank you? You bastard, you talk nonsense all day long, and you muddy the water. I will settle the score with you after this matter is over!"

Xiong Pangsheng had a sloppy face, which was peeled off layer by layer. Ren Meng wanted to beat and scold him. After making the sandbags, he still begged him to cooperate, saying that the current situation was too turbulent and variable. Response is prone to dogmatism. If you encounter a point where you need to turn the tide, tell him not to make a sound, and let him handle everything by himself.

"No matter what I say, you have to admit it. Anyway, Gu Yi's work is done well. It doesn't matter if you bear some false charges. Please bless me to get through this test safely. I will repay you wholeheartedly in the next day and divide the family property. You're halfway fine."

Meng Xiang was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, so he wanted to stab his friend one last time, so that each of them could live in peace and not owe each other.When Xu Can came back from buying food when he was young, he wanted to inquire about Lin Chang after serving Xiong Pang after eating, but Meng Xiang was in the way, so he had to say something unimportant first.

After he informed his mother that the lord was coming, Xiong Pang sat up and spoke.

"Chancan, I know that there are some things that have confused you these two days. In fact, I didn't deliberately hide them from you. These things are related to Meng Xiang. I was afraid that I would hurt his face, so I wanted to cover it up for him. Who knows the situation? It's getting worse and worse, and now the fire can't be covered with paper, and everything will be exposed."

Xu Can looked at the two of them in bewilderment, and asked with concern, "What happened to Meng Xiang?"

Meng Xiang felt that a sharp knife was scraping his face, the whites of his eyes rolled up and he turned his head away, Xiong Pang saw that he was forbearing as promised, so he felt relieved and boldly started talking nonsense.

"Yesterday, Lin Chang was a friend we met in Osaka. He was a professor at Osaka University. Meng wanted to like her. He chased him for more than half a year. Recently, he finally hooked up. However, Lin Chang accidentally found out that he was with him a few days ago. Gu Yi dated, and directly caught him cheating. Lin Chang is a powerful person, how can he bear this tone. I also offended him by covering for Meng Xiang, and I couldn't stay in school because of him, but He still didn't let go of his hatred, and he insisted on making Meng Xiang a piece of cake. No, I went to Tokyo last night to inquire about my crimes. Fortunately, I was ill in time, otherwise Gu Yi wouldn't mind Meng Xiang's derailment once it was exposed. will let him go."

This scheme of blaming others is really shameless, if Meng Xiang hadn't got him to kneel and kowtow to hand over the application first, at first hearing, three corpses would jump violently and spurt blood.Xu Can also changed his face in a daze as if he was listening to an overseas strange talk, his eyes wandered around Meng Xiang's face, and he believed it if he refused.

"Didn't Meng Xiang be a straight man before? He made a lot of determination to date Gu Yi. How could he hook up with someone he knew in Osaka?"

Xiong Pang hurriedly said: "He didn't know he was bisexual before, and he didn't dare to admit that he had a crush on Lin Chang. Later, when he met Gu Yi who unlocked his sexual orientation, he couldn't help but become greedy. He wanted to kill two birds with one stone, but he didn't have enough hearts. Snake Tunxiang, in the end, he killed himself."

Xu Can asked: "Meng Xiang mentioned Lin Chang to me last time, saying that he is your high school classmate..."

The orange-blue color that only patients with myocardial infarction flashed across Xiong Pang's face, squinting at Meng Xiang, and quickly filling in the gaps.

"He must have a guilty conscience. He was afraid that Gu Yi would suspect him. He made a fuss in advance. I said earlier that he was wrong. The value of a relationship lies in his single-mindedness. How can he be in two boats? Sooner or later, something will happen to him like this. But he is obsessed with ghosts. , I can’t listen to good or bad words, and I regret it only after entering the coffin shop, but it’s too late.”

His belly full of bad water is like a thousand-year-old sauce jar, and the words he speaks make people cover their noses. Meng wants to use the endurance of practice to fight against anger, so he pushes himself to be unscrupulous, and the anger only circles around. , did not penetrate a little to the surface.

Xu Can felt embarrassed for him, Bai Shengsheng's pink face flushed again and again, he was embarrassed to ask any more, so he sat for a while, got up to ease the atmosphere and said, "You are all thirsty, I'll go buy a drink."

Xiong Pang was afraid that Meng Xiang would beat him violently when no one was around, so he hurriedly grabbed his hand and pretended to be a giant baby.

"I'm not feeling well, I want you to accompany me ~ don't go ~"

The will-o'-the-wisp on Meng Xiang's head had already reached the Lingxiao Palace, he stood up abruptly, and said with a cast iron face, "I'll go buy it."

Walking out of the ward, he boxed against the wall and scolded himself for being with such a masked and heartless scum for more than ten years. Lu Yao really knew that his horsepower was insufficient, and his heart was broken after a long time~

I just saw Xiong Pang in vain in this game, Xiazi is just a rascal who raised his hand and set fire to it, and refused to recognize him with his fists, which made me miserable!No wonder people often say, "I'd rather have a solid person with a clumsy tongue than a clever ghost with a glib tongue." Xiong Fat's mouth is like a loach under an oil barrel, which is slipperier than anyone else. On the body, I am ashamed to use the words I usually persuade him to educate me, to paralyze the east and the west, the rooster lays eggs, I really want to drop a bomb to blow him to the White House...

He was angry and disgusted, and he didn't want to breathe the same air as that villain who harmed others and benefited himself, so he ran to the coffee shop opposite the hospital to stay, ordered a cup of chamomile tea to calm his anger, drank it while it was hot, and broke up in a short time After a nap, he crawled on the table and drool, the waiter in Heitianzhong tapped on the table lightly to remind him that his phone rang.

"Where are you, Meng Guwazi? Come back quickly, my mother is here."

Meng Xiang used to be a frequent visitor to Xiong Pang's house, and she came in and out just like the permanent residents. She hadn't seen Liang Meijuan for four or five years since she came to Japan to study. This time she reunited, she felt that her appearance hadn't changed much, she was still slick With a big face in a silver basin, the sense of age is fixed at around 45 years old, and the beauty doctor seems to be more powerful than Liu Xiaoqing.

"Meng Xiang, I haven't seen you for a long time, Madam Liang really misses you very much."

Her enthusiasm is still the same, when they met, she grabbed Meng Xiang and patted and squeezed, making out as affectionately as her eldest nephew.If there was no previous document, Meng Xiang would still be overjoyed, just because he ate the rat feces that Xiong Pang stuffed hard, and his heart stinks, and he had a premonition that Liang Meijuan would say something heartbreaking to her after listening to her son's slander, and laughed with her. He looks like a patient with hemifacial spasm, and the convulsions bring out many ambiguous meanings.Xiong Pang looked murderous, Xu Can looked ashamed, Liang Meijuan looked at him like a child who did something wrong, and when he sat down, he hurriedly began to preach with earnestness.

"Meng Xiang, we Kaikai told me about the matter yesterday, how did you start this game, why don't you learn how to be gay. We Kaikai are born weird, I don’t have any feelings for girls. You used to be normal. Why did you come to Japan and change your sex? Is there a problem with the water and soil here, or is there some kind of brainwashing course taught to you by Little Japan? I heard people say that the Japanese are only bad, and they are spreading homosexual thoughts to China. They want to turn all the male dolls in our country into homosexuals. When the Chinese are extinct, they will come to occupy our territory. Don’t you want to go to them Yes, engage in these traitorous activities."

Even though the nouveau riche aunts born in the 50s are flexible and know how to keep pace with the times, most of them are burdened by the times and have a low level of education. They are often misled by some strange talks and make ridiculous remarks.

Xiong Pang was very dissatisfied when his mother belittled homosexuality in front of Xu Can, and immediately interrupted: "Mom, you are talking here again, homosexuality is not a disease, what are you talking about is normal or not. The Japanese are engaged in cultural invasion , It is also impossible to break up all the men in China, even if the younger generation has more bends, the older generation can still get it, and then you can contribute our father to help others have a few more children."

Xiong Pang and his father had a bad relationship, and because of limited interests, he couldn't expose his misdemeanor to his mother. He held his guns and rods when he spoke out of breath, and taunted Liang Meijuan in front of Liang Meijuan whenever he had the opportunity.Liang Meijuan's husband is 17 years younger than her. He is handsome and knowledgeable.Xiong Pang's personality is completely born out of him, but it is like a magnet, like poles repel each other. Father and son don't meet each other. When they meet, they will be fried twisters and straw rope twisters. They will fight blindly. You, no one can persuade you to disagree, and the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping can be regarded as a unique landscape of Xiong's family.

Don't gossip, Liang Meijuan coddles her son, fearful from love, always let him speak, see him face down and blame, she pretended to be angry and then quickly changed her tone.

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you're gay or straight, as long as you find a good one that you like. For example, we, Cancan, are well-behaved, hard-working, good at learning, and have a gentler and more sensible personality than many girls. I think our Kai Kay found him just right, and I feel like I've gained weight, only so comfortable."

At first she made a slip of the tongue and offended others, and immediately turned around to praise and make amends. Seeing the aunt's cleverness, she knew who Xiong Pang's smoothness could follow. Xu Can was flattered by her mother-in-law, like a flower blooming in the sun, abnormal Sweet, it just formed a reference with Meng Xiang, who was an overripe olive, so bitter that it pierced the throat.

Seeing this, Liang Meijuan thought he was ashamed, and she urged her even harder: "So Meng Xiang, you have nothing to gain by being gay. If you want to do it, just focus on it and be good at it. Like us Kaikai, look for one, why can't you be half-hearted? Like a monkey breaking Baogu, you net one after another? I also heard that the one you netted is Kaikai’s university teacher. It’s so hard to fix something. We, Kaikai, have offended the teacher and angered Cancan in order to help you. Hey, although it’s right to help a friend, as a friend, you shouldn’t ask him to do it. These injustices should be spread."

Xu Can listened to her resentment, and hurriedly interceded for Meng Xiang: "Mom, I'm not angry. I didn't know about this at first. Yesterday, that Lin Chang came to the door. I was still confused. Meng Xiang has always been Kind person, I believe he doesn't want to make things like this."

Liang Meijuan was a little surprised: "Why did I hear Kaikai say that you had a quarrel with him because of this matter, and you even broke up with him? I panicked when I heard that of."

Xiong Pang had prepared for a long time, and frantically patched up before his mother finished speaking.

"I said it in advance because I was afraid of that kind of situation. That Lin Chang blamed me for protecting Meng Xiang and said that he would take revenge on me. I was afraid that he would run in front of Cancan and sow discord. If that happens, Cancan will definitely blame me .”

In Liang Meijuan's mind, her son is more honest than the kid who told the truth in "The Emperor's New Clothes". He listened to what he said, and immediately raised two stripes of thick eyebrows like caterpillars and scolded: "This man is a widow , It’s not you who lied to him, why didn’t he recognize that his opponent was looking for him, why did he make you trouble?”

Xiong Pang said: "Oh, don't worry about it so much. Meng and I want to be like brothers. What's the difference between his accident and mine. The most urgent thing right now is to find a way to get rid of Lin Chang. If If possible, pay him some money."

Liang Meijuan seemed to have eaten a bomb, and the roar could blow up an entire inpatient building.

"You are a two hundred and five instigate, why should the online mistress want you to lose money!? The family property earned by your mother and old man who has worked hard for decades is given to you for such a defeated instigation? In other words, he wants to be a mistress himself, melon Xixi was deceived by others, not one of them quietly covered up his ugliness, and even caused troubles everywhere, thinking that he was a good foreign plate, and put it in a place where I have no face at all!"

She showed her firm position, and played the good guy card to Meng Xiang, laughing and coaxing: "Meng Xiang, Ms. Liang is not a stingy girl, it is true that your handling of this matter is wrong, and people should resolutely refuse unreasonable demands." , how can you do some stupid things like playing chess with the head of the Go board? We Kaikai are honest and have never experienced any big things. People tell him what to do, and we don’t have a brain."

Meng Xiang stared at Pang Pang Xiong and slandered: "If he has no brain, then everyone else will become a single-celled organism." Not wanting to mess with Liang Meijuan anymore, he blushed and said, "Madam Liang, I know how to deal with this matter, as the saying goes The sky is watching, the sins made by individuals will always be borne by individuals in the end, and outsiders must not be affected, please rest assured."

Only Xiong Pang present could understand the code words, his lips trembled, and he complained loudly to his mother.

"Mom, don't come out and make a fuss. Meng Xiang and I are brothers. I will definitely take care of his affairs. I'm not afraid of getting involved!"

The essence of deception, maybe he even deceived himself.

Liang Meijuan hurriedly obeyed her precious son, took Meng Xiang's hand and said solemnly: "Meng Xiang, why are you cheating on Ms. Liang? Ms. Liang always treats you like her baby. How can I see you as a disadvantage? I will definitely take care of you if you have something to do." Tie it up for you, Ms. Liang has lived for decades, and eats more salt than you eat rice. I have never seen such a crooked person. I am not afraid that Lin Chang is very vicious. When you meet me, call him Sun Wukong went back to Huaguo Mountain and got home with a somersault."

Meng Xiang was about to refuse, she immediately played the emotional card again: "I just saw your mother at Shuangnan's side the other day. How long have you two been standing in the Longmen Formation? Marriage, two days old and no baby to take care of. Only when you are young, you can make friends with Duowei, and you will always have someone to take care of you in the future. You have been friends since you were young, and you are studying in Japan together. This kind of fate It's so rare, you should come here as your own brother. Ms. Liang has long regarded you as her own, and your mother also thinks that I am right, saying that next time Kaikai returns to Chengdu, she will recognize him as her godson. What do you say The relationship between the two of us is still talking about outsiders. Wait until the doctor comes and call him to see Kaikai’s illness. If there is nothing wrong, the lady will accompany you back. I will take care of Lin Chang when he comes. , Let's see what he dares to do!"

She made a bold statement and inserted her big foot into the center of the position, and the chaos is a foregone conclusion.At this moment, Xu Can's cell phone rang suddenly. After answering the call, his face changed suddenly, he faltered a few words, and finally said: "Okay, please wait a little longer, I will go back in the afternoon."

Pang Xiong asked who the caller was, and Xu Can gave the worst answer——Lin Chang.

"Before he left last night, he said that he would still talk to me today. He had already been to Matsumoto's house just now, and when he saw no one in the house, he called me to ask when we could meet."

Liang Meijuan was amazed: "It doesn't matter if he beat Kaikai, why did he come to talk to you again? This matter has nothing to do with you."

Xu Can still couldn't figure this out, so he still had doubts about Pang Xiong's comprehensive explanation. Pang Xiong was forced by the eyes of the two family members, and broke the lower limit again in a crisis, pretending to be Youyou's constant embarrassment and said: "This matter I don't even know what to say, Lin Chang came to Cancan because of Meng Xiang..."

The one who shits and shit is half crying is himself, and the one who talks half anxiously is others.

Liang Meijuan was about to die of anxiety from him, and she urged her: "Speak clearly! Because Meng wants to do something!"

Xiong Pang turned his back to Meng Xiang, seemingly embarrassed, but actually guilty, he gave up the last bit of conscience and lied: "Because Meng Xiang has a crush on Cancan, and Lin Chang found out, he just wanted to trouble Cancan because he couldn't be angry."

There was an instant vacuum in the ward, the sound lost its transmission medium, and it was unbelievably quiet. A few seconds later, there were some crackling sounds, which were Meng Xiang's fists screaming angrily. If you want to find a song to make the BGM for his current state of mind, then The most appropriate is the song "Yellow River Cantata".

"The wind is roaring, the horse is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring..."

A powerful melody was stirring in his mind, and he really wanted to pick up a foreign cannon, swing a big knife and spear, and chop up that bastard who was not as good as a dog.Pang Xiong curled his heart into a ball, and when he saw Meng Xiang's mouth twitch, he immediately became startled and called out in a daze, "Meng Guazi, we have agreed before, we will take care of things together, anyway, it's just us These people know that no matter how embarrassing you are, you can’t lose it, so I won’t hide it for you. Mom, let me say hello to you first. I don’t blame Meng Xiang for this matter, let alone you. Unrequited love, and didn't do any real action, we just pretend it's nothing, and let it pass."

Talking nonsense, blaming others, creating something out of nothing, and hypocrisy, this deception can be described as shocking. It seems that he has already designed various development options in his mind. He told Meng Xiang to pretend to be dumb when he was in trouble.

No matter how shrewd Liang Meijuan was, she could not be regarded as her son's Xiao Jiujiu. She was taken aback, her facial expressions changed too quickly, and the high-end foundation couldn't hold it up. A layer of powder fell off, and a few wrinkles around her eyes appeared. Meng Xiang, who looked like a terracotta warrior, couldn't hold back his mouth and sent a tactful criticism.

"Meng Xiang, why do you call me ma'am? No matter how beautiful the flowers bloom in people's courtyards, they are not yours after all. Why do you want to pick watermelons when you have sesame seeds? Hurry up and think about it, don't get stuck in these footless seas, it won't do you any good."

Xiong Pang interrupted angrily: "Mom, you still talk! Didn't I tell you to shut up, you are making a fuss!"

"Hey! Why did you talk to your mother, you stupid baby? It's been too long!"

The mother and son quarreled like magic sounds, and Meng Xiang felt that he was a pot of vegetable oil heated to 340 degrees, and it would catch fire if it was raised one degree higher, so he rushed out of the room immediately.Xu Can chased him out, and stopped him in apology and panic.

"Meng Xiang, don't be angry. Xiong Kai didn't mean to embarrass you. I don't know what to do when this happens, but I really don't want it to affect your friendship with Xiong Kai. He has too many drinking and meat friends. , the only one who is truly trustworthy is you."

The poor little white rabbit didn't know that he had fallen into a trap and was eaten to death by the liar, but he still cared about it wholeheartedly. Meng Xiang secretly scolded himself for helping the tyrant, almost unable to resist the urge to report, but he didn't want to wave the butcher knife himself. Gritting his teeth until the enamel was about to crack, he said angrily, "Xiong Kai and I will definitely not be friends anymore. Take care, no matter what happens in the future, I will support you."

Xu Can probably misunderstood what he meant, his face flushed suddenly, and the mobile phone in his bag yelled in a hurry, and it was Lin Chang calling again.After answering the phone, he was completely flustered, and said to Meng Xiang, "Lin Chang told me to stay in the hospital, and someone else has already arrived."