The Invincible Dad of Online Games

It can’t be said that jumping to the 14th floor is really stunning in the world. For example, if Mo Shengsheng, who does not reveal her true nature, stands by her side softly and softly, the focus of the crowd will be designated on Mo Shengsheng.His advantage is that he has a good face shape, exquisite and harmonious facial features, he has a thin bamboo pole figure of an otaku standard, and he is still in puberty, and his masculine characteristics are not particularly mature. In the eyes of adults, he can only be regarded as a half-grown child.

Young people of this age group, coupled with their appearance advantages, will appear to be indistinguishable from male and female, but... to jump to the 14th floor, after all, he is a man, and he is a pure man with normal body and mind. As a transvestite, it is naturally impossible to carefully groom his appearance like a female player, and he does not have the unique charm of a woman in his actions. If he is not wearing a priest's robe, then the way he walks will have to sell him first.

The boss of Sanzui was addicted to "beauty" at first, and after walking for a while, he gradually felt that something was not right.The less gender discrimination there is, the smaller the difference between men and women will be. For example, children who develop gender recognition before the age of ten have no big difference in behavior, words and deeds.However, differences between men and women do exist after all. It cannot be said that if you are an extreme feminist, you will not accept that women are different from their male compatriots.At first, San Zui felt that the pure natural beauty of this beauty made him fall in love, but... After looking at it carefully, he felt that this beauty was too original, and the original feminine characteristics were a bit lacking... Even if the carefree gait is covered by the fairy robe, it is still like putting an awl in a cloth bag——

The venue for the Master Challenge Friendship Tournament is very large, and the crowd of more than a thousand players doubled the size of the venue, but no matter how big it is, it is still an event venue with more than a thousand people, and you will be close to the challenge area if you walk. The position of the podium;

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Boss Sanzui was still puzzled by the strong disobedience of the beautiful woman in front of him, Qin Jing among his little brothers and Beiqiu who was hanging behind were all scalped——Paralyzed Yang Liuyang was standing on that platform with integrity! !

Bei Qiu's psychological shadow on Yang Liuyang is so big, he was broken into and killed twice in his absolutely safe personal stronghold, no matter how rough his nerves are, he can't forget this kind of memory; this guy can't take care of reserve I immediately chatted with Gan Gantang in the team privately, and quickly sent a reminder: "Brother Tang, the short-haired woman in front belongs to Wu Lin and the others!"

When Gan Gantang saw the reminder of the private chat and was about to click on it to watch it—the audience in the friendship match suddenly booed strongly.

One minute ago... that is, when he was about to jump from the 1th floor to send Wulin a message "coming soon", Wulin asked a friend lurking in the crowd to challenge Xiao Wenyuan, and this arranged friend was Everyone's old friend - the domineering guy from the guild of "Handsome", who once stayed in the Yiqi guild and Xiaoping's good friend.

This buddy Feiyang Domineering is slightly stronger than Xiaoping. After challenging Xiao Wenyuan for two rounds, this buddy started winking and shouted in front of the crowd: "Brother Wenyuan, I just want to go on stage and meet my idol." Let’s take a photo together and give it a chance!”

Xiao Wenyuan laughed and scolded you for "thinking beautifully". Among the onlookers, some people who liked Xiao Wenyuan also began to boo Fei Yang; after all... Xiao Wenyuan was able to fight first, and second, he was handsome. It can't be lowered, and the act of being domineering and domineering in public is naturally ridiculed by the public.

However... Feiyang Domineering's wretched skills are not inferior to Kelong's at all, and even worse, he immediately raised his voice and shouted: "Brother Wenyuan! Be a human being and stay on the front line so we can meet again in the future! Brother, I see you now!" It’s not easy being an idol once. If you want to win love, don’t blame me for making up ten or eight scandals for you. By then, you won’t be able to find a girl in the whole game! It’s okay for me to be a single dog like this, but it’s okay for you to be like this Single, looking back many years later, you said that you spent your whole life with me just to keep you from having a lover, how unworthy it is!"

This kind of shameless behavior naturally caused the audience to roar with laughter, cursing and booing, coupled with the domineering and hard-working performance, it turned the friendship competition of challenging the masters into a stand-up comic, and the big leaders on the stage behind couldn't help laughing , Finally, President Cang Hai stood up and shouted to this side: "Brother, if you want to play a game, play hard, without coercion, and we can't accept the result."

As a result... the domineering guy whistled and blew kisses at the president of Canghai, and shouted excitedly: "Boss Canghai, President Canghai! I'm coming to see you! Wait until I kill this stalker and I'll be fine." come over!"

Cang Hai immediately slipped his feet, so he didn't fall off the rough platform that wasn't too high; the crowd laughed louder and booed more and more, and Xiao Wenyuan laughed so weakly that he said angrily: "OK, OK, I won't be horizontal." Dao wins love, you win, you can tell Boss Canghai how you feel!"

Feiyang Domineering immediately cheered and shouted "I won" and rushed to the podium. By this time, several players had already gone up, and the problem was not as noisy as Feiyang Domineering. What's more, he wanted to hide after saying "fuck"; not to mention the crowd laughing and cursing at such a farce, the players who acted as challenged masters were also very happy. The stomach is watching the fun.

The boiling voice reached its climax, that is, when the owner of Sanzui and others were attracted by the bustle here, they turned their heads and looked over, and saw a grasshopper-like kid jumping on the stage and chasing Canghaihui for a long-distance run, and the others didn't say anything. To help alleviate the embarrassment, on the contrary, I am happy to see President Cang Hai messed up by that kid's enthusiasm...

"Who the fuck is that kid? He's so shameless hahahaha..."

"President Canghai! You just follow him!"

"It's okay to be paralyzed, I also worship the boss of Canghai, whoever let me win once!"

Happy to hear... Amidst the roar of laughter, Feiyang domineeringly hugged the boss of Canghai to complete the group photo, while holding up the equipment won by the winner, he blew kisses and stepped off the stage contentedly, ignoring the overwhelming boos; don't care if this kid is a stand-up comic Inappropriate, after all, he has accomplished the great feat of entertaining the public and benefiting himself and dragging a general manager into the water. People will have subtle jealousy towards public figures under the spotlight, but when this public figure is in an embarrassing situation, it is very It is in line with the entertainment spirit of the public. Why don't variety shows with stars and guests last for decades?President Cang Hai, who used to be aloof and far away from the crowd, seemed to have been disgraced by this domineering kid, but he really entered the players' field of vision at this moment.

"President Canghai, I like you too!" Feiyang Domineering stepped off the stage, and several players there were booing in unison.

Cang Hai bared his teeth in embarrassment while jumping at many masters in the audience: "Don't bring such a game! You are not allowed to admit defeat, you know!"

The more serious he is, the happier the players below are. Amidst the bursts of laughter, someone will ask "Who is President Cang Hai?" "Disobedience to the Wind", do you know that the Grand Guild in the main city and the Second Guild are developing on our side..."

The boss of Sanzui outside the crowd was stunned... He didn't know who the two women and one man were on the simple platform, winking at Canghai, laughing and joking, but these three could stand with Yang Liuyang and Canghai, and the players could It is an honor to be able to take a group photo on stage, so it shows that the status of these three people cannot be lowered, at least they represent the other three big guilds in Liangyin Town; and then glanced sideways at more than a thousand players watching, feeling the cheerful and relaxed atmosphere of the players , his eyes became sharper.

Don't look at the players booing at Cang Hai, if Cang Hai can give the players recognition, who would give Cang Hai this face?It is never a bad thing for a public figure to be ridiculed. It is really terrible if no one pays attention and is ignored by the public.It is true that the president of the player guild in the game does not need to be obedient and cute like the entertainment industry, but being recognized by the public is still the most valuable intangible property.A president who can be accepted by a large number of players can still get up quickly even if he encounters huge changes. Otherwise, why are Western politicians so keen on putting on a show?

There is nothing wrong with it, no matter how you look at it, this is a successful show. Domineering is of course arranged, and Xiao Wenyuan, who released the water, is also arranged, but the performance of Domineering is beyond expectations, and the effect is surprisingly good. The two presidents, Yuexia He and Liu Jin, who have not dealt with each other much in "Disobedience to the Wind", have a much closer attitude towards the sea, let alone the onlookers who don't know the truth?

Guild activities need to maintain order, but the old-fashioned and serious guild activities are obviously not in the interests of several big guilds - the only way to hold this kind of "people-friendly" presence among casual players is to get closer to other big guilds. purpose of the activity.I am not afraid of accidents, but I am afraid that this accident will not be entertaining and topical.Guild Master Canghai said that it was an embarrassment for Feiyang and Domineering, but this also brought the guild of "Rebellious Wind" closer to the local players in Liangyin Town. The players of the guild laughed at Canghai, and made it a joke after the event. The imperceptibly domineering and particularly comical skills will be remembered by the majority of players. among the topics of the players.

"Being in a busy city, feeling like a cold winter" is the true portrayal of the boss Sanzui's heart at the moment. If he saw the lonely platform in the sea, he might not be so chilled than him. The situation is that Cang Hai has become the object of ridicule that the public loves to hear, and the aura of the president of the conference on his body does not arouse the disgust of the players, and he looks very kind, which is really disgusting!

It was at this time——Gan Gantang read the reminder sent by Beiqiu, the heart of this seemingly rough Yanzhao man was moved, and his eyes were filled with joy. Obviously, the new kid who joined the gang saw that he had a better future than Yiyue. He came over here; no matter whether he or his boss was drunk, they didn't care too much about Bei Qiu's "black history" in Liangyin Town, or maybe they have the kind of domineering that "bullying ordinary players is a fart" , Don't take Beiqiu's dark history seriously, it is more welcome for people with certain energy like Beiqiu to seek refuge.Glancing back calmly, Gan Gantang moved closer to San Zui's ear and whispered, "Boss, that girl has a problem..."

At this time, he was about to jump to the 14th floor after holding back for a long time, turned around, faced San Zui who had been following him for a long time, smiled maliciously, and parted his lips lightly: "Brother, why are you always following me? Eat brother fart?"

... A standard big stubble rough man's son's voice.

The 14th floor itself is from Suzhou, but the second child in the dormitory is from the Northeast, everyone influences each other's accents, and the soft and waxy Wu Nong soft language on the 14th floor has been influenced into a big stubble; speaking of local dialects in the country, except The devilish Trump is only as contagious as Northeast dialect...

Sanzui's brain froze for a few seconds, staring straight at the bright smiling face about to jump to the 14th floor, with his mouth half-opened and his eyes terrified, as if he was still doubting his hearing.

"Hey, what about you, what are you doing with me?" The 14th floor smiled sweetly, and said again with malice, "I don't want to be gay, why do you like poking chrysanthemums to find others."

...Let's not talk about three drunks, the younger brothers around him all have a shivering feeling of a shattered world view—what the hell? !This girl is a man? !

"Damn!" Gan Gantang's complexion changed, and he immediately changed his words, "Boss, this kid belongs to Wu Lin and the others!"

The sluggish San Zui was ignited by this sentence, and immediately roared: "You didn't say it earlier!!"

"Wori!" Qin Jing and Bei Qiu's scalps exploded again, and Qin Jing rushed forward, "Drunk brother, calm down—"

"Calm down, you're paralyzed!" Sanzui clicked at the moment, and Kuanghua yelled at Qin Jing, pointing his finger at the 14th floor with a face full of jokes, "Kill that dogecoin for me!!"

"Brother Drunk!" Yu Yue and Gan Gantang were in a hurry, and urged in unison, "It's not convenient to do it here." Gan Gantang added, "Go out and kill that boy as many times as you want."

"What about me—" Three drunks, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, glaring viciously at the 14th floor where the provocateur looked at. What consequences, but being sensible is one thing, this tone is so special that I can't hold it back.

"Shabi!" To jump to the 14th floor, he snorted coldly, dropped a sarcasm, rolled his eyes and swaggered into the crowd. His behavior...is the same as the "Jiaochen" that Sanzui thought before...

San Zui gasped, the blood vessels on his forehead were about to explode, "Brother Zui, don't be angry, they did it on purpose!" A group of younger brothers hurried up to persuade.

"That Goubi Wu Lin intentionally let this dead shemale disgust your drunk brother, we won't fall for it!" Gan Gantang spoke very quickly, "They didn't know how to do this, so if we go If they jump into the pit, they will be happy."

"Yes, Brother Zui, Brother Tang is right."

San Zui really experienced what it means to knock out teeth and swallow blood... However, this is not the end, and the laughter of players watching the master's challenge came over again.

The reason... is that the domineering guy has come to an end again, and Xiao Wenyuan is still the one to challenge.Xiao Wenyuan asked dumbfoundedly, "Why are you still here?" The audience began to laugh, and Fei Yang brazenly argued, "You didn't say that each person can only participate once." The audience laughed even more happily, and President Canghai yelled at Xiao Wenyuan nervously When "Don't let the water go, brother Wenyuan", the laughter almost broke through the sky.

To be honest... Even if the onlookers know that this is deliberately arranged, it will not prevent them from letting go and having fun for a while. Otherwise, where is the market for cross talk sketch comedy movies?

The better the atmosphere of the event, the more the three drunks outside the crowd will be broken. The more times the players shout "President Canghai", the more painful the three drunks will be. His entanglement with Cang Hai is really true As Wu Wulin can see through—this monster of self-esteem has a strong sense of competition for Cang Hai. After he took the initiative to sell the other party but did not "appreciate", this sense of competition reached its peak, so that he did not like Cang Hai. , and it was so serious that Cang Hai said "it's wrong to be happy, it's wrong to be sad, it's wrong to breathe".

This kind of loathing is different from the loathing among lovers, because Cang Hai is not a gentle woman who is affectionate and righteous to San Zui, and it is impossible to make changes to try to save something just because of San Zui's opinion of him, nor is it possible because San Zui stopped developing his career because of his antipathy; Cang Hai had many problems with his temper, but these problems did not prevent him from becoming the leader of a certain group of people. He slowly gathered people's hearts from ordinary players, established his own studio, and then Persisted in the countless studios that opened and closed down, and went up against the current firmly, not only developed, but also transformed into a large-scale player guild, and its career is thriving.

Cang Hai, who looks very inspirational to outsiders, has been upgraded to an enemy in life with San Zui.San Zui, who has never stopped attacking Cang Hai for these years, has already felt very frustrated when he saw that his career was going smoothly. Now...witnessing that Cang Hai won the acceptance of the local players in Liangyin Town from the standpoint of a foreign guild force, and followed him. The three local great guilds cooperated closely, and the frustration already hidden in their hearts rose rapidly, causing the anger in San Zui's heart to rise sharply.

Among the crowd, Cang Hai on the stage seemed to be talking to Yang Liuyang. The woman next to him patted him on the shoulder teasingly. Several people were having fun; in a harmonious and joyful atmosphere... Cang Hai glanced out of the corner of his eye at San Zui who was staring blankly at the crowd, he showed a look of surprise, then laughed and casually pointed at San Zui who met his gaze. He nodded, and turned his attention back to Yang Liuyang who was talking about something...

"..." A string in San Zui's brain snapped with a snap. This large-scale, lavish face-slapping action finally destroyed San Zui's sanity. This guy gave Gan Gantang a cold look. The cold gaze made Gan Gantang, who was trying to persuade, swallow his words back. He looked at the younger brothers again, and all the younger brothers who wanted to persuade him to express their loyalty bowed their heads.

"Call someone." San Zui said slowly with a livid face, "Call everyone online." After a pause, San Zui sneered wildly, "I want to see if they can really be monolithic... "

To jump to the 14th floor, it is not within Wu Lin's arrangement to get angry and get drunk first, so... this matter is not over yet. After Cang Hai's "provocation" finishes San Zui, Wu Lin's arrangement of the second move will really come into play.

A group of half-guild party and half-casual players walked over from directly opposite Boss Sanzui and others, chatting about what they had gained from participating in this big guild event, most of them were smiling; passing Boss Sanzui and others When he was beside him, someone inadvertently glanced at the group of them, and then shouted as if he had discovered a new world, "Hey, this woman, isn't this woman from that bastard Beiqiu?!"

... If Qin Jing doesn't follow, the player will point to Yu Yue, who appeared with Qin Jing in the Oak Tavern, and the lines he shouts will also change; but since Qin Jing is there, there is no need to make a detour son.

"what?!"

"Bei Qiu? Bei Qiu is here?!"

Immediately... the player's friends stared at Boss Sanzui and the others in unison, their attitudes were not very kind; many of the outside audience and passers-by also heard the shout, and they didn't know after a while. How many pairs of curious eyes swept over.

Beiqiu has many enemies, but it's not yet known to everyone; but the player who shouted first had a script, and immediately sang and sang with perfect emotion, shouting up and down: "Paralyze this one!" The last time the woman got into our regiment and harmed us, Bei Qiu broke his equipment! It’s her, even I know her when she turns into ashes!!”

Now... those who knew Bei Qiu and those who didn't all turned to Boss Sanzui and the others.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Qin Jing was in a hurry, and she reacted quickly, and immediately called out pitifully.

Immediately, a girl appeared from among the group of players, and she pointed at Qin Jing angrily: "It's you, you deliberately said that you can't get in the group and ask us to take you, after we bring you, you lie to us to go to Beiqiu's ambush spawn point , Exploded my brother's equipment!"

If it was an old man who confronted Qin Jing tit-for-tat, it would be inferior; if it was a girl who came up, it would be evenly matched. Qin Jing saw that it was not good, she burst into tears, pretending to be hasty: "I don't know you, you What do you want to do?!"

If we continue to entangle like this, it will be endless; but how do you say it?Death is self-made.If you want to take shortcuts to make quick money, you have to bear the consequences of making quick money. At this time, Leng Qiubai, who followed a group of guild parties to maintain order, "just happened" to come to this area. When she saw Qin Jing, her complexion changed drastically. , pointing towards this direction with full momentum: "You liar, you still have the nerve to show up? Qin Jing! The last time you got into our group and cheated, you haven't settled with you yet!"

There was another accusation, and the excitement became louder. Some players stopped watching the friendly competition, and enthusiastically gathered around to watch:

"Eh? What's the situation?"

"Say it's a liar, and explode the equipment."

"real or fake?"

"Fuck Beiqiu, you don't even know? Beiqiu, let me tell you, is old..."

If you want to do things, you have to do things from the standpoint of justice, and the target must be clear without being too involved, then the pace must be fast, and the action must be focused on the center of gravity. Leng Qiubai, who assumes the main role in this drama Immediately said: "Qin Jing, I don't care who you hang out with now, hand over Bei Qiu! Return the equipment that was blown away from our friend!!"

"You talk nonsense! I don't know Bei Qiu!" Qin Jing looked at Leng Qiubai with a familiar face, but she couldn't recognize her at this time!While acting aggrieved, she anxiously thought about the opportunity to get out, but she moved her feet, and the player who shouted first seemed to rush over with anger: "The paralyzed liar still wants to run!"

...Qin Jing is not a thief, it is impossible for her to run away from the eyes of the public; but if a "victim" calls out her actions, then it is inconvenient to explain her actions, and the angry players come up with a sword Blade storm, it can be said that it is not reckless, but how can people manage so much when they are angry?

In most cases, when encountering team battles, after the members of the team make a move, other people have to help out of the standpoint of team members; besides, this player has a good reason to make a move. reasoning?So as soon as the player made a move, the people in his regiment followed suit.

The onlookers who didn't know the truth were still in a daze, and Leng Qiubai's rational female voice shouted: "Don't make trouble! Don't hit me yet! Let her hand over Bei Qiu!"

While shouting, Leng Qiubai came up with her guild party members to dissuade her. Of course... Out of the mentality of sharing the same hatred, Leng Qiubai naturally took the lead in "dissuading" Qin Jing and her accomplices.

"do not fight!"

"Paralysis, don't make trouble! What do you want to do!"

"Stop it all! Stop it!"

Amidst the shouts that seemed to be maintaining order, Qin Jing turned into a white light and died, Gan Gantang, who subconsciously fought back because she was actively attacked, died, and those who tried to save Gan Gantang died, and even those who just opened fire died. Xiaoyue, who reduced his injuries to protect himself, also suffered a catastrophe... Beiqiu, who was sneaking and hanging at the back in the chaos, was knocked out of shape by someone, and the fun was even greater. He was still watching from the sidelines, but he had something to do with Beiqiu Qiu's players were immediately excited, and a wave of concentrated fire made Bei Qiu return to the resurrection point without even making a sound.

Pulling the side frame until one party dies and the other party is unscathed, there is nothing special about it-of course, from the purpose of the behavior, Leng Qiubai is just, and the angry player and his team are also just. Seeing that the onlookers are very calm, the situation has not intensified or spread at all!

San Zui, who was hanging back, looked calm and didn't jump.He kept silent for a while before beckoning Bei Qiu and Qin Jing over, and looked at them indifferently for a while, "Don't explain. Just tell me, what did you guys do here?"