The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Wu Wulin doesn't like to pretend to be mysterious, the presidents and executives of the three big guilds know the purpose of this joint activity against San Zui and against Bei Qiu.

People's sense of regional identity is a wonderful thing. "Disobeying the Wind" said that they worked hand in hand during the territorial war, but for the three local guilds, they are still "foreigners from the main city"; however, "Disobeying the Wind" " have been developing in Liangyin Town for a while, and a group of "from the main city" came to trouble this guild, so although the local guild may not have the consciousness to lend a hand to "Defying the Wind", but the three drunks It is impossible to have a kind look in the eyes of others.This time Wu Lin approached them to discuss cooperation, and they didn't need to mobilize their own personnel to fight for others in a PK team battle. It was purely a win-win model. Why not do it?

In the internal chat, the president Yuexiahe who had the feedback of his own people was happy: "This kills people back, can they still come?"

Fifth Lin said calmly: "The anger gauge is not full, give him more fuel."

"Hey, it's really here, they're out of town!" Yue Xiahe glanced at the new news again, "Oh, there are a lot of people..."

"Inevitable, more people can afford it." January's Xue laughed, "Have you seen Sanzui's 818 posts in the main city? Oh, let me tell you, what a show~!"

"Really? What is the ID of the post?"

"Let me see, I recorded it in my personal diary..."

There are two women in the channel, and the chat information is directly occupied by them.Wu Wulin didn't go to compete with others and chatted privately with Cang Hai: "I'll let the gang who did the work just now send a wave."

"Thank you, fifth brother, thank those friends for me too." Cang Hai replied in seconds.

"No need, you have to pay."

"..."

San Zui gathered people to go out of the city, and as soon as he stepped out of the city gate suspension bridge, he ran into the group of players who just made a move; Hui and all the younger brothers swarmed up and wiped out this team of more than 30 players.

Smashing minions is always the only way to boost morale. After brushing off these unsightly players, the three drunks are even more powerful, and they are aggressively fighting towards the guild event venue—they, the number one hundred and ten, want to speak out. It can't be designated to single out the four major guilds, but it is enough to add chaos to people and disrupt activities.

Seeing that... was about to enter the venue, suddenly two groups of people rushed out of the venue, one was running away desperately, the other was chasing and yelling with the full anger bar; No. [-]'s big team ran over, seeing that they were blocked, the fleeing players cursed angrily:

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

"A good paralyzed dog doesn't block the way!"

"Go away!!"

Three drunks had blue veins on his forehead right then, what the hell is someone calling him a dog and wanting to tell him to fuck off?Big hand wave!

The group of people who caught up saw that the head was robbed, so they stopped doing it:

"What paralyzes you?"

"Aren't there so many grass-mud horses? That's our head..."

San Zui waved his hand again.

A group of guild parties maintaining order "passed by" very coincidentally, and Leng Qiubai was in it even more coincidentally. This time Leng Qiubai did not have the cold and rational aura of a professional woman at all, but was with a "shrew" As if jumping out, he put his fingers on his hips and stretched out his fingers, cosplaying the big teapot with extreme dedication, "It's you! Bei Qiu's accomplices! Hand over Bei Qiu and that liar Qin Jing!!"

San Zui's forehead is densely covered with veins... Now Bei Qiu and Qin Jing's two IDs are very good at brushing up his hatred, and then he waved his hand again...

...If the flowers were here, San Zui would be stopped by death right now, but it's a pity that he was held back by something...

"San Zui dropped Bei Qiu T." Wu Lin received the news and chatted privately with Cang Hai calmly, "He still has a bottom line, but unfortunately, he's too stupid."

"That Beiqiu is also very good." Cang Hai smiled over there, "There is no one in the main city who dares to fool around like this."

"Your elite group is ready to harvest, it's almost 'raised'."

"to make!"

San Zui went off in person and led his own mercenary group into the event venue. As soon as he saw players wearing the badges of the four major guilds, he would slash them, and those who actively wanted to attack them, or those who were giving blood to the guild party, would also be slashed. All the way is to meet the gods and kill the gods, meet the Buddha and kill the Buddha, killing the concert and COS performance at the entrance of the venue, and killing scattered players to run away.

"That's right! Go against me so numbly!" Walking in the chaos, San Zui was filled with the pleasure of revenge, and he felt a sense of crazy joy at the moment. Aren't your local guilds going to join forces with "Defying the Wind"?OK!If you dare to form a group, I will even keep you in the account together!

It is not easy to organize such a large-scale event. The longer the noise is made, the closer the faces of several major guilds will be to the ground; Going down, it would be the same as San Zui stepping on the muddy ground of these big guilds by himself, and rubbing them with the soles of his shoes.

However... this feeling of "coolness" did not last long, and just pushed the riot to a place a little past the COS performance stage, behind the figures of scattered players who seemed to be running away from the left and right, what appeared was Cheng The platoon's heavy armored cavalry MT...

"...?!" San Zui froze with a sickly sneer on his face.

Jumping out of this row of heavy-armored MTs was a particularly strong and mighty knight, who, apart from anything else, erected a large shield and charged towards San Zui; the loyal boys immediately rushed to cover San Zui with wild firepower, but what the hell? The anti-riding came up with the knight's perseverance, and the defense armor value is a perverted value that can resist even the world boss. Drunk into a dizzy state.

"Fucking shit——" San Zui was alone in the blink of an eye, and he was the only general to be killed. The blood vessels in his temples that had just exploded were almost about to burst again; but... ok, I know Everyone is tired of reading this word. In short, there is a chic and handsome figure behind the row of heavy armored MTs with shields advancing steadily. I think everyone knows who this is...

After Yang Rui rushed out, he immediately hid cleverly behind Kelong's very safe body to avoid a wave of group attacks, and then stretched out his hand to Kelong's shoulder to jump up, volleyed in the air, and Sanzui's head fell to the ground. Like a ball, it rotated 90 degrees, and the whole person fell backwards.

"... Caoni will be fooled immediately!" This was San Zui's first reaction after he saw Yang Liuyang clearly. He had already prepared a row of heavy-armored MTs to stop losses since he entered the event venue until now. , Even Yang Liuyang, who was supposed to be a signboard for the event in the depths of the venue, is in place. If you say that this is the hasty reaction of several major guilds after they broke out of the city, who will believe it? !

The so-called conspiracies and tricks are only useful when the target person loses normal judgment. The group of people who are sent to Sanzui and others to kill one after another is a small conspiracy played by Wulin. There is no comparison to the conspiracy of slapping the face with a large amount of money; now San Zui realizes that he has been tricked, and then he reacts - the waves of numbness who deliberately gave them heads are too special. It's a coincidence that something is wrong!

It was too late to realize at this time, San Zui and others killed the semi-enclosed elite group of "Disobedience to the Wind" from behind, rows of heavy armored MTs in front, and crowds of players watching coldly after evacuating and fleeing. The eyes of this group of people were all hostile. The standard bag formation closed the door and beat the dog, and they didn't even pay attention to the surroundings.

As long as the player has 1 evil point, there is a probability of the equipment being released if he is killed by another player. The higher the evil point, the greater the probability. If the evil point exceeds ten points, he will become a big red name. There are also more than two pieces of equipment that explode after being killed.Wu Wulin painstakingly fed them these few waves, and Sanzui's subordinates did not have evil points. Except for himself, everyone who hung back to the resurrection point exploded their equipment and went out.

Sanzui returned to the resurrection point in less than 15 minutes with a cold face and a cold heart, almost as if he had been thrown into the refrigerator to freeze.He found out a very bad thing. It wasn't about exploding equipment, but his reaction and emotion, which seemed to be calculated by others - this is much more terrible than loss of face and money!

I know that my temper is completely different from the way others estimate my behavior. The transition from being happy in my chest to falling into the clouds is so fast, enough for San Zui to calm down and sort out the cause and effect. After sorting out like this, his cold sweat will not stop Living.

Excluding personal willows who are inconvenient to estimate, first of all, the row of heavily armored MTs that have been equipped for a long time and the large number of elite players who surrounded them from the rear can never be arranged in a hurry. The players in the game are not soldiers in reality. The employees are not so instructive; the few waves of people who pushed people's heads back to give them evil points, Cang Hai's provocative contempt, Cang Hai's sudden mingling with local players, the sudden big guild activities...

"—This is all a routine!!" After only two seconds of reverse calculation, San Zui completely woke up, roaring furiously...

Stupid and low intelligence are two concepts.During the Japanese tsunami, there were many shrewd businessmen, university professors who snatched salt, and victims of pyramid schemes and telecom fraud.San Zui is stupid, it doesn't mean he is so stupid that he can't see through anything.

Now... I see it through, I see it through, and San Zui is about to go crazy: "Is there something wrong with Wu Wulin? Such a big show is just to punish Lao Tzu?!"

He yelled these two sentences outside, and after yelling, all his younger brothers looked at him blankly.

"Hey, Boss Sanzui is back?" A particularly ear-piercing female voice rang out, and the one who spoke was the smiling Leng Qiubai. Sweet, "Come, come, everyone, thank you, Boss Sanzui, without Boss Sanzui, we wouldn't have a chance to make extra money!"

... In addition to San Zui and his younger brother, there are many players in the resurrection point... These players are naturally a group of friends who give evil points to the younger brothers of the boss of San Zui.

"Thank you, Boss Sanzui!"

"Thank you, Boss Sanzui!"

All kinds of laughing and booing sounds were jokingly yelled out by the group of players who were supposed to be killed and filled with righteous indignation. The more evil ones couldn't help but wink at San Zui, how wretched and wretched they were.

"Thanks to Boss Sanzui, everyone has come to get their wages!" Leng Qiubai continued, calling the part-time players to line up, not forgetting to wink at Boss Sanzui. Bonuses will be given out after paying off the dropped equipment. Don’t worry, everyone, Boss Sanzui is very generous, and bonuses are absolutely indispensable~”

"Ahhh!" San Zui finally couldn't hold back, and spat out a mouthful of old blood...

At the event venue outside the city, after the guild party cleaned up the battlefield, the concert continued and the COS performance continued. Other places were not affected at all, and the singing and dancing remained the same.

After counting the war bonuses, Yue Xiahe, on behalf of the four major guilds, thanked the players for their support in the campaign against the troublemakers, and said that part of the bonuses would be put into the prizes. The adverse effects are completely eliminated.After solving this matter, Fifth Lin sent a message to Cang Hai: "He won't cause trouble in Liangyin Town anymore."

Cang Hai replied quickly: "Fifth Brother, do you mean...?" He wanted to ask whether it was true or not, but felt that it was too weak to say so, so he simply used interrogative sentences.

Fifth Lin doesn't mind being questioned: "He will want to understand the cause and effect of today's incident. Even if he can't figure it out, Huakai will help him understand. They can target other people's weaknesses, and others can naturally use their weaknesses fight back."

Cang Hai stared at Fifth Lin's words for a long time before waking up, and suddenly realized: "The flowers are blooming!"

Fifth Lin was quite satisfied with Cang Hai's wit: "Yes. Huakai's noble vassal status is a convenience, but also a burden. I asked a life player to throw white gloves at Huakai's family in the name of an honor challenge. Aggrieved can only be dragged down by that life player to waste time."

"..." Cang Hai was at a loss for words... Fifth Lin found out the weakness of Huakai's aristocratic status so quickly, how did he paralyze his mind? !

"Although the matter of blackmailing my teammate was done by Sanzui, the person who came up with the idea is Huakai. I have told him that I understand his weakness. It depends on whether he is smart or not. He can get a fake Being an aristocrat is not easy, so it’s better for everyone to take a step back and not overdo things.” Wu Lin changed the subject, “Of course, it’s impossible to kill everyone in the game, even if San Zui has been depressed for a while and full of blood. He will continue to make trouble for you after he is resurrected. President Cang Hai, you have to be mentally prepared for this."

The sea is bitter!With a sad face: "Oh, I also encountered this snake spirit disease!"

"...Actually, it's not impossible." Fifth Lin said suddenly.

"Oh?" Cang Hai's spirit lifted.

"In reality, you bring a few brothers to find him, take him to the KTV to drink until he vomits, and let him sing a sad song. When he starts crying, you take a picture with your mobile phone."

"..."

Using domineering configurations and luxurious handwriting to get drunk, in the game, this is already the limit of Fifth Lin's ability to play.In the final analysis, online games are a gentle competition platform. A player with a normal brain can suffer the most damage when playing games. His wife is a pure man, and the male god in the game is a brick-and-mortar man... Of course, the weird 818 that mixes n-corner romance, derailment, pregnancy and abortion cannot be counted among the game risks that normal players have to bear. Why are you so stupid to go to people to say what you believe in and devote yourself to true love without knowing the basics.

…Sorry, to correct the previous sentence, those who can shout true love without brains are all warriors in life, true heroes who dare to face the bleak future.

The next day, Wu Wulin went online. First, he quickly blocked a bunch of good selling messages from various guilds, and then opened the competitive version of the forum.The situation is about the same as he expected, without the promotion and rhythm of the navy, all kinds of willows and black posts that were overwhelming yesterday are now so sinking that even the dregs can't be seen, it seems that the flowers are still very precious. His fake aristocrat Identity, life and death is holding San Zui.

There are really not so many so-called outrageous and righteous passers-by... If it is harmful to the world to defeat a team with beautiful women in the arena, then it is impossible for female players to enter the competitive team; infinite promotion of women's status is actually a harm to women's rights, so The simple truth can be understood by anyone with a brain.

Randomly flipping through the posts in the competitive edition to pass the time, Wu Wulin noticed that the top 200 ranked teams in the monthly competition had new ranking hot posts on both the beauty post and the handsome guy post.Wu Wulin...Of course he doesn't have the leisure to appreciate beauty posts like Xiao Wenyuan, so he directly clicked on the list of handsome men.

It's a little regrettable... Yang Liuyang didn't make the list in this relatively normal ranking.This is not surprising, Yang Rui has not accumulated popularity and fans, has not shown his face in the game, and has not deliberately hyped it. If it is not intentional, he will not pull him up to attract the hatred of fans of other players.Of course...understanding is understanding, Fifth Lin will inevitably still be upset.

For a while, he didn't really hope that there would be too many people who liked Yang Rui, but... after a long time, he really hoped that Yang Rui would let more people know-feelings can really make everyone irrational stand up.

After standing in the resurrection point for a while, Yang Rui came up at six o'clock sharp.Yang Rui, who logged into the game, was stunned when he saw Fifth Lin, and then nervously asked, "How is today?"

Wu Wulin comforted him with a smile: "I'm fine today."

Yang Rui lowered his head to open the forum, turned over two pages of the competition page and saw no one complaining about himself, so he covered his chest with peace of mind: "Oh, this is a mess, don't do it again."

No.5's eyes are slightly sharp, does Yang Rui care more than he thinks?Hmm... Could it be that yesterday he was too light-hearted and not ruthless enough?

"Wori..." In the main city in the distance, in a certain building, the owner of Sanzui shuddered, "What's wrong with the paralysis, the game will cool down?!"

The younger brothers around didn't pick up this accent, so it was like a gay friend Huakai said: "Sanzui, how are you going to deal with that Beiqiu?"

"Fuck him [beep--]!" After hearing Beiqiu's ID Sanzui, he was revived with full blood, full of fighting will, "That dog is playing with me! Why is there too many enemies in Liangyin Town, then SB is not a thing! This matter It's not over, don't even think about mixing Dogecoin!"

... The characteristic of self-esteem monsters is the fragile inferiority complex under the hard shell. It is often difficult for them not to touch the south wall and not look back when they encounter insurmountable opponents like Lengtouqing.In short... the hatred value of Boss Sanzui in a short period of time has been firmly controlled by Beiqiu.

In Liangyin Town, the departure of the boss Sanzui did not cause much disturbance. In other words, just a local tyrant who wasted money would have very limited influence among the mass players.There were still a few teams queuing up in the competition hall. After Yang Rui and others passed by, I was willing from "Disobedience to the Wind" and Galen Jun from "Handsome" both canceled the waiting at the speed of light. The 16 people in the two teams watched blankly. To the people of "The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry VS the Coexistence of Beauty and Wisdom".

"Are you playing?" Yang Rui waved to the two teams, since they saw each other every day, they were already familiar with each other, "How is today's record? Did it go well or not?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and line up, we can line up after you go in." Mr. Garen said impatiently.

"Wori is short! Why are you talking to Brother Yang!" January Xue hurriedly scolded Mr. Jia Lun.

"..." Yang Rui's raised hand froze in mid-air, awkwardly, "Haha...is this still waiting for us?"

"Hurry up and line up, brother Yang, everyone is very busy." I also made a joke with a smile, but the eyes did not seem to be joking.

"..." Yang Rui backed away with drooping eyebrows. The little friends in the team were really not smiling or angry, and all of them were sullen.

The monthly ranking competition entered the second half, and the teams entering the field were basically ranked in seconds. Wu Lin, who took the captain, just clicked on the queue to confirm, and "The King's Landing" was matched with his opponent.

When the system prompts, the two teams in the waiting period will see the hostile team information.Not to mention the reaction from the other side, "The King's Landing" can clearly see the other side... all of them have weird expressions.

The name of the team they encountered this time was "Mist, Cloud, Sorrow, and Eternal Day Male God Weapon Spectrum". The professional configuration of the players and players in the team is quite reasonable, but the IDs are more individual than each other:

A knight named "Nine Rings Golden Back Machete".

A warrior named "Eight-Length Plum Blossom Bright Silver Hammer".

A fighter called "Seven-section Bronze Flower Fish Scale Whip".

A hunter named "Six-petal Stainless Steel Lotus Sword".

A mage named "Five-Claw Black Iron Soul Chasing Hook".

The thief called "Pricked White Jade Ring on all sides".

……and many more.

"..." Yang Rui...has seen quite a few weird-style players, and he is still calm at the moment, "Well, this team is a group of relatives and friends, the IDs rhyme enough, and the numbers can even be connected."

The corner of Xiao Wenyuan's mouth twitched: "It's not a matter of rhyming or not... What did these people think when they came up with the ID—wait a minute, why do these names look familiar to me?"