The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Veterans who have played a lot of punishment levels in the game have encountered them before, not to mention those in dungeons who offend NPCs when running missions, or those who mess around with their experience without reading the mission text, are not uncommonly punished by the system. Molesting—for example, the wild wolf village where Yang Rui was thrown to, or Yang Rui’s work was harder than other players when he changed jobs... or the mountain village mission that Yang Rui and Xiao Wenyuan did, among them, enter The part of the mountain forest can also be regarded as a penalty level.

Of course, the penalty level is not just about unleashing the malice of the game plan on the player. If the penalty level is triggered in the task or the dungeon, then the maliciousness is often accompanied by good luck, that is, the completion of the task and the completion of the dungeon after the successful pass. degree of improvement.

Both Mingjingli and the Demon King are old players. They figured out that this weird frightening scene was a punishment level. Although they were still terrified, they were not as terrified as before.In the penalty level, not only the player's summoned creatures are isolated, but also the external private chat and chat channels are also blocked by the system, or the external contact is not given, then the system uses vague means to fool the player, Der Spiegel also figured out that he was in the He called Yang Liuyang on the team channel, and the reply from the suspicious figure in front of him was just an illusion made by the system—Yang Liuyang himself must have not received his call.

"...Calm down, think carefully...the height coordinates of Doctor Liu and Yang Liuyang are above the two of us, and Mr. Jia Lun is below us...that means that Doctor Liu and Yang Liuyang are following the correct plot line The two of us made a mistake somewhere, and we will be given the punishment space below them." In the mirror, he stared at the woman not far away, and slowly stood up while leaning on the wall, "In this case, Mr. Galen is worse than the two of us." He made a bigger mistake, and was thrown into a place deeper than where we are..."

In the bright mirror, he was less than ten meters away from the woman and was able to calm down and think. The Demon King was not as courageous as him, and he had a strong urge to escape even standing 20 meters away.In the mirror, this person is usually charismatic as a leader. Now his calm attitude has more or less affected the Demon King. He took a look at the Demon Dynasty, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration: "Who is in the copy of the scene?" If you paddle, whoever gives you less at the time of dungeon settlement, if the two in front took the female corpse away is the correct route, then are we... making too little contribution when encountering the female corpse, and we are suspected of 'paddling' ?”

"Wait...you shouldn't have said that. If other player teams were to do this plot task, how many of them have the genius idea of ​​Dr. Liu to perform an autopsy on the corpse of an NPC? And how many of them can be like Yang Liuyang?" Take the corpse away?" Ming Jing said, "I'm afraid... the two of us now encounter this is the 'correct' process for normal players to do this plot task, and Yang Liuyang and the others are what triggers it Special drama."

"... How special is this Dogecoin mission!!" the Demon King said angrily.

Is there any mission in this game?In the mirror, you squinted at the demon king with your nonsense eyes: "Anyway, this is not a battle scene...it should belong to the decryption type. Think about it carefully...a normal player team encounters an authentic female corpse, and goes around or dispels the poisonous gas of the corpse After crossing, after walking for a while and being chased by this female corpse, how would you usually deal with it?"

"How many people were scared off the line, how many people were bounced back to death, etc." the dirty demon king complained.

"Brother, do you still want to continue this mission?" Ming Jing looked at him expressionlessly.

"Brother, I was wrong... what the hell! Be careful!" the Demon King exclaimed.

The authentic female corpse stood for a while to give the players time to react, and then drifted towards the mirror.

He was calm in the mirror, but he was bold when he was not. As soon as the female corpse approached, he immediately raised his legs and ran wildly without any hesitation.As soon as the two of them ran, the speed of the female corpse, which was fluttering at the beginning, also increased. Not only did it stick tightly behind the two of them, but it also kept opening its teeth and claws to perform classic movements in zombie movies.

"Didn't you pass the decryption? Why, I think that thing looks like it's going to eat us!!" The demon king glanced back while running wildly, and the tears were frightened again.

"Fuck me, how do I know what kind of trouble this plot is about? The game planner is sick and doesn't treat people here every day!" Ming Jingli's forehead is full of veins.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'hhhhh!"

...His shout of giving up treatment really triggered the key word, the female corpse who was chasing the two of them stopped, and uttered a very sad sentence: "I...so...hate...ah..."

The two players ran out for a while before stopping panting. Before Der Spiegel could express any emotion, the dirty demon king who came back started to complain crazily: "Isn't this the dubbing of a mountain village old corpse Chu Renmei? Magical game girl The ghost speaks Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, are you going to be a super god!!"

The intelligent NPC under the optical brain system has already entered the era of artificial intelligence, but no matter how insane the game planner is, it is impossible to design an NPC that can match the player's complaints; Facing the two players, resentfully: "Help me..."

"Okay, designated helper, just tell me if you have any requirements." Ming Jingli realized that the female corpse was interacting with each other at this moment, and hurriedly said.

The female corpse seemed to be brewing for a while, and then resentfully said: "My heart was trampled under the feet of that ruthless and indifferent person... I hate my stupidity, and I regret that I didn't see that cruel soul clearly soon... I can't go wrong anymore Now, please bring my experience to Your Excellency the Grand Duke, he is not... a reliable person, please be vigilant, Your Excellency the Grand Duke..."

After finishing the lines of the plot, the female corpse made a gesture of fetching something... But she reached into the scarf with her hand, took out a piece... a small white bone, and handed it to the two players.

The evil demon king immediately turned his head to look in the mirror, with a resolute expression on his face that you told me to go and get it and I would drop the line to show you. The mirror was speechless for a while, and he didn't dare to let the female corpse wait too long for another accident, so he bit his bullet Walking over, suppressing the nausea, he squeezed the bones in the female corpse's hand with his fingers.

As soon as the skeleton was in the player's hands, the female corpse showed a gratified smile and dissipated into green smoke. At the same time, a prompt popped up in the system information bar of Mingjingli and the Demon King:

"You got the quest item 'Human Finger Bone'."

It’s fine if there’s no prompt, but as soon as the system prompt pops up, Der Spiegel wants to throw out the thing in his hand—the seemingly natural and disgusting method of paralysis. The game planner is really good at it. Look at the players are not pleasing to the eye!

Der Spiegel also cannot say to throw away the mission props in hand, hold back the nausea and put them in the player's space pocket.After the interaction, look at the coordinates of the teammates. After they met the female corpse, the coordinates were on the same plane as Dr. Liu and Yang Liuyang, but Mr. Jia Lun was at a height of more than 40 meters away from them...

"Will the thief come back alive?" The Demon King was comforted when he saw that someone was more unlucky than him.

"...Let's catch up with Yang Liuyang and the others first." Ming Jingli stepped forward according to the coordinates of his teammates, walked for a while, and suddenly had a flash of light in his mind, "The punishment level we both encountered is actually not too difficult. Don't rush to do it, calm down and interact, you can pass without wind or waves. Thinking about it carefully, the body of the female corpse was taken away by Yang Liuyang and the others. This level is actually dispensable and can be avoided."

A normal team of players would not take away a disgusting female corpse in a daze. Naturally, they needed props such as "human finger bones" to prove that they had encountered a female corpse in the tunnel.But their task team has two strange creatures, Dr. Liu and Yang Liuyang, so there is no need to go through this kind of frightening level if they say anything; when Mingjing said this, the dirty demon king was a little stunned, this guy is easy to say A strong man who plays PVE, his head is flexible enough, but after thinking about it for a while, his face changed.

"Think about it carefully... the way the female corpse appeared, and Dr. Liu's autopsy has given a clear hint, 'the murderer came from behind'. In other words, the passage after encountering the female corpse hides a malicious trap planned—— Players can’t turn back when they walk this way, there will be a ‘surprise’ when they turn back.” Ming Jing said expressionlessly, “At that moment, I felt the wind blowing on the back of my neck, but because the two people walking in front were the key points, I just I didn't think to look back... Besides, after the female corpse appeared, there was no active attack intention, that is to say, no one looked back, we have already followed Dr. Liu and Yang Liuyang out now."

"..." The Demon Demon King immediately had the urge to burst into tears... He was the one who found out such a shock.

Der Spiegel said this, not to pursue the responsibility of the Demon King after the fact.One is that their team was randomly matched by the system, and the Demon Demon King is not his relative or friend, so he has no reason to blame a strange player whom he met for the first time for not being sharp enough, and the other is...he noticed another more important thing.After a pause, he looked sideways at the demon king with tears in his eyes in the mirror, and said with a strange expression, "Think about it again... When did Mr. Jia Lun miss the plane we are in? Before meeting the female corpse... How long has Mr. Jia Lun not made a sound?"

The dirty demon king's face slowly became terrified: "You, you mean..."

Ming Jing gasped and said, "After I removed the door panel of the passageway, we met the authentic female corpse within ten seconds. Before that, Mr. Garen had spoken aloud, but after that, Mr. Garen has not made a sound. Mr. Jia Lun didn't even say a word about Dr. Liu's autopsy and Yang Liuyang taking away the corpse, and even his frightened attitude... seemed to be imitating us..."

"Fuck!" The Demon King couldn't help cursing.

"Fuck?!" At the same moment, Mr. Jia Lun also spat out this exclamation.

Mr. Jia Lun is also in the tunnel at the moment, but on his plane, they didn't encounter any real female corpses, and Dr. Liu and Yang Rui didn't perform any autopsy or take away the corpses.Mr. Jia Lun, who was very dissatisfied with both Yang Liuyang and Dr. Liu, fell to the back of the line and followed impatiently. After walking for a long time, the surrounding scenery was all the same dark and gloomy. Fear, fright, and the like, but inevitably more restless.

Just as he was wondering how long the Dogecoin tunnel was, Mr. Jia Lun saw four teammates not far ahead silently turning into a fork in the road. An ordinary person would ask why they didn’t go straight ahead. , But Mr. Jia Lun has such a temper that he is unwilling to talk to the four sandbags in front of him. He staggered with his hands in his pockets and followed him at an uncle's pace. When he turned a corner, he was stunned.

But see... this fork that suddenly appeared leads to a double-row door that emits a faint light, and the four people who should have walked in first all saw each other.Mr. Jia Lun hurriedly looked at the team interface. The four teammates were still there, but they were not on the same plane as him.

"Fuck, I knew that Yang Liuyang's dogecoin was uneasy and kind, so I wanted to get rid of me!" Mr. Jia Lun didn't think about it, why suddenly everyone was not on the same plane, but blamed him for all problems The most annoying guy... such emotions as uneasiness and fear can't be bred on the number one middle school disease in Liangyin Town, "I can't complete tasks and play games without you and me? Get out! "

With such an attitude, Mr. Garen walked towards the double-row door that looked so weird, and he stretched out his hand to push open the door that was glowing with cold light...

As soon as the door opened, Mr. Jia Lun said "Fuck", and saw... Behind the gate is a quite spacious hall, with wooden cabinets and display racks around the walls, some supply boxes piled up in the corner of the hall, and a A long wooden table, with two rows of wooden chairs on both sides of the wooden table; many people, or NPC corpses, were sitting on these wooden chairs. The most characteristic feature is that all of them have bruises on their faces and bleeding from the seven orifices. Modern people who have watched movies and TV shows can recognize at a glance that they all died of poison.

If this scene were changed to the demon king, he would be scared to pee, and if it was changed to the bright mirror, his legs would be weak for a while, but Mr. Jia Lun didn't feel it at all. He walked in curiously and walked around the wooden table. He leisurely counted the number of NPCs who were poisoned and died.

Mr. Jia Lun touched the corpse of a certain NPC with his hands, and the system prompted: "This corpse is already cold"; he moved the food left on the long table, and the system prompted: "Suspicious poisonous items ".

Such a cruel group poisoning scene... After a rough inspection, Mr. Jia Lun stroked his chin and gave the conclusion: "Group suicide? Escape from war? Oh, let me go, what a fragile little heart, beat me!" But you won't surrender!"

He gave this evaluation that the mission planner would vomit three liters of blood... Mr. Jia Lun, a guy with a very player quality, immediately "touched the corpses" of more than a dozen dead NPC corpses...

... After such a search of the corpse, Mr. Garen really found out a lot of things, a total of about [-] gold coins, a lot of accessories that can be thrown in the store, and a lot of gray garbage.Mr. Galen accepted all of them with a smile, and he didn't throw away some noble family crests that couldn't be sold for money. He even picked and picked the poisoned food on the long table and took a few packing belts that sold better. Walk……

The idea of ​​bypassing the four teammates to make a fortune alone made Mr. Galen feel good. After touching the corpse, he continued to search the hall. The material boxes in the corner are undoubtedly quite valuable, but unfortunately these boxes must be opened with tools. If you pretend to go, Mr. Jia Lun, the thief, doesn't have that much weight, so he can only look at it greedily; instead, he found a few documents marked with quest items in the box under the display shelf, opened it and looked, and there were some NPC letters inside. , he didn't bother to look at it carefully, so he threw it in his bag and took it out first.

When he found the cabinet next to the wall, Mr. Galen accidentally discovered that the cabinet could be pushed. He immediately pushed it away, and a hidden passage was exposed behind the cabinet.

This dark, hidden passage... In Mr. Galen's eyes, it was useless to deter him at all, so he walked in without saying a word.

After walking a few steps, Mr. Jia Lun kicked something under his feet. He looked down...but saw that it was a human skeleton, which had already been ossified. The tattered clothes on his body had a suspicious color, and he was kicked by him. It's the skull.

"It's really disgusting." Mr. Jia Lun hurriedly jumped over, waving his hands and cursing, but he heard the sound of rubbing behind him, and when he looked back, the white bone in tattered clothes stood up unsteadily , and stretched out his bone claws to pick up the head kicked away by him...

In such a gloomy environment, facing the reanimated skeleton alone, the scare value of each person has to soar; the problem... Mr. Jia Lun is not an ordinary person!When watching horror movies, he is the type who can complain about the fake makeup and the silly plot. When he saw the skeleton man stand up, he yelled angrily, "I am paralyzed and want to sneak attack me!" Pull out the dagger and do it past...

Mr. Garen, who has truly carried out the spirit of not being cowardly but doing it to the end, is not difficult to single out a skeleton with the combat power of a humanoid monster. Can't lose.After a bloody battle, the bones fell to the ground and fell apart, and the blown head let out a moan of resentment unwillingly: "The traitors...will be destroyed...curse you..."

Mr. Jia Lun flew up with a kick: "Treason Nima's head!"

... The mission planner vomited three liters of blood again.

Kill the reanimated bone and move on. After walking for a few minutes, Mr. Garen came to a... mass grave.

Thousands of corpses were thrown into the pit that was dug carelessly, some of whose blood hadn't coagulated, some of which had just rotted, and some of which were completely boneless. It alarmed the undead lingering here, or whispered, or sharp and desolate wailing, pleading for help, cursing, and resentment boiled up:

"Don't...don't kill me..."

"Who can help me……"

"Hateful... stupid people..."

"I won't say it... let me go..."

The attire of the corpses in the pit is mainly cotton and linen, which is in stark contrast to those wrapped in silk and silk in the hall. Of course, people who are frightened by this scene may not be able to find this obvious reminder. Mr. Jia Lun, who will not be frightened at all, can't find it... This guy didn't care about the commotion of the corpses in the pit at all, but explored the surroundings and walked along the edge of the pit, "There is no way? Nima won't return it." Do you want me to go back? Oh, there is a way, I said planning can't be so stupid."

Mr. Jia Lun, who found another passage, was about to lean over with a face of joy, when he felt a slight vibration on the ground. Looking back, many of the corpses in the big pit stood up crookedly like the bones that had been revived before. Those who were closer to the edge of the pit also climbed out of the edge of the pit and stretched out their rotten arms to Mr. Garen.

"Fuck!" Mr. Jia Lun raised his foot and ran away, not because he was scared, but because he felt that he couldn't beat so many "humanoid monsters"...

This newly discovered passage is much rougher than the previous tunnel. The walls are made of mud, the supports are only wooden boards, the water-logged ground is also full of potholes, and there are many scattered and discarded human bones along the road. If you are not careful, you will kick it to a block and a half.With his high agility, Garen Jun quickly got rid of those wobbly resurrected people. He was breathing a sigh of relief when he suddenly heard the player's voice from ahead:

"This shit is a plot mission? Isn't it a horror movie? It's a war plot, I won't be surprised if there is a zombie siege!"

"It's alright, alright, didn't you hide it, find the exit quickly, this underground is suffocating to death."

"Why don't you skip the main mission, how pitted is this event dungeon!"

Mr. Jia Lun is also an old player. After hearing this movement, he understood that the plot dungeon he scattered in was not a single type, but a comprehensive type, similar to the large-scale missions done by the player team. It wasn't just their squad that came in.

"Hi! Who's over there!" Mr. Garen didn't think much, and immediately yelled and ran over. He yelled and scared the other team of players. After a while, someone trembled and echoed. "Who, who is calling?"

"The event dungeon is lined up! It's the player, not the NPC!" Galen Jungao shouted.

They were all players, and the other side obviously relaxed their vigilance, and responded loudly; the two sides looked for the source of the sound and approached, and after a while, they bumped into Mr. Garen.

"...It's you guys!" Seeing this team of players clearly, most of Mr. Jia Lun's surprise dissipated.

"Hey, you are...you are...you are Mr. Garen from the "I'm So Handsome, I Can't Die" team?" Don't meet... Hey brother, why are you alone?"

The system matching team arranges the difficulty of the dungeon according to the strength, and it can't be far behind in a comprehensive dungeon team with master players such as Jia Lunjun, Yang Liuyang, Doctor Liu, Ming Jingli, and the Demon King. The team that the team met with Mr. Jia Lun... It was the five players who also scattered the dungeon and were assigned to the master field by the system, and were matched to a team.

In terms of overall strength, these five players are really comparable to the team that Mr. Jia Lun is in. The one who recognized Mr. Jia Lun is the golden partner of the well-known players in the PVP world, Fist Fighter Xiange and Berserker Yaoge, and the two of them Among the teammates, the thief is Qian Moyou, the number one beauty player among the two goddesses, and the healer is Tiding, a soil-eating girl who is famous on the ladder list, works in the studio, and has a close relationship with Xiao Wenyuan. As for the last mage player, He is also well-known in the PVE world, his ID is Jinguchan, and his ranking on the mage ladder is only second to Feng Qingmo.