The Invincible Dad of Online Games

When Mr. Jia Lun met the Xiange and Yaoge team, although he was unwilling and could only temporarily partner with them, outside this majestic ancient city that was caught in the flames of war, the chaotic shantytowns that lived close to the outer city wall gathered together. In the middle of the area, two players sneaked up from the dilapidated and dirty courtyard walls, peeking at the foreign soldiers passing loose on the sewage-flowing streets outside.

"It's really like Sparta... With bare legs, the armor looks like it wants to save raw materials. How can this kind of armor be used on the battlefield, and it will almost kneel down after a wave of arrows?" Xiao Wenyuan looked at the gang in shock. Like an NPC soldier running out of a movie.

"...It's a Macedonian soldier. Although they are very similar, there are differences in the battle skirts, armor and shields." Fifth Lin rolled his eyes at Xiao Wenyuan, "If you draw conclusions like this, history and military enthusiasts will slap you in the face, you know No. Of course... the game planning is also uneducated. The NPC army imitating the Macedonian soldiers attacked the eastern kingdom imitating the ancient Greece? Do you have any brains... These two countries were killed by Rome. Since you want to engage in war epics, you can't come directly A battle where the ancient Roman army wiped out the country is even more tragic... Or a game version of the Whip of God in which the Huns swept across Europe, which is much more spectacular than this scale."

"...My knowledge of European history is limited to the Trojan horse and the 300 Spartan warriors. No matter how fanatical you speak, it is no different from singing Hokkien songs to the Northeast people." Xiao Wenyuan replied, staring at Fifth Lin.

"Leaving aside your ignorance, what misunderstandings do you have about Northeasterners and Fujianese?" Fifth Lin was puzzled.

"Don't people from Northeast China get along well with people from Fujian?" Xiao Wenyuan said confidently.

"...WTF?!" Fifth Lin was startled.

"Hey..." Mo Shengsheng stood under the mud hut in the courtyard with his hands folded, and said with twitching corners of his mouth, "I thought you two were seriously observing the enemy's situation... What the hell are you talking about?"

"..." Mo Shengsheng said this is so unconvinced. The problem happened that they were caught by someone when they were chatting casually... Xiao Wenyuan and Wu Wulin slid down the wall in despair, Under Sheng's contemptuous gaze, he entered the mud house aggrieved.

There are two people squatting in the room, one is Jun Wuyou and the other is Luting Buddha.Everyone didn't want to block the highway during the National Day holiday, so they got on the game early. One hour before Yang Rui's launch, the five of them formed a team and lined up a copy of the event story. The result... the champion team in August, in Guangming The dungeon level divided by the brain system is properly hell difficulty.

"Don't talk about gossip... The escaped nobleman's second generation ancestor who we blocked in the suburban countryside said it was true. Their country was really driven by the enemy's army, and they were beaten to the foot of the king's city without wind or waves." Wu Lin Saying that, spread out a map "borrowed" from the exiled noble NPC, "It's not that the system is molesting the player's IQ, and the difficulty of this story dungeon is unquestionable... The enemy army really only took a few days to cross the mountains and deserts In the Gobi Desert, don’t worry about your own logistics supply line, ignore the city checkpoints along the way, and go straight to the Dragon’s Nest in the royal city.”

"Didn't that noble NPC claim to be an earl? The country didn't fundamentally lose its city and land, and the royal city was not captured for the time being. A big noble who enjoyed the people's fat and people's anointing ran away shouting the slogan of exile. This eastern kingdom is really greedy." Yes." The buddha boy hugged his chest and shook his head.

"Countries with a feudal system of enfeoffment of power are different from modern countries. The earl shouted the slogan of exile and fled because his family was not powerful and had no fief. Once he has won the royal city, he can just call it a surrender. In the end, it is to pay taxes and force in exchange for one party's ruling power. If the country is not a country, it is not that important to these feudal lords." Fifth Lin said, "Of course... the enemy army is all the way' "Qiu Wuguo" pointed directly at Wangcheng, if it wasn't for the system molesting players' IQs, thinking that everyone treats war as a child's joke without considering logistics supplies and strategic depth, then it can only explain one point..." He raised a finger, " Remember the old man who appeared in the animation CG when he entered the stage, the system has already clearly reminded him that this eastern kingdom of Sarkos has a powerful leading party, or in other words... national thieves."

"How can the leading party still have such great power?" The other little friends stared blankly.

"The country is a large interest group, and there are naturally many interest factions within it. Non-modern countries are limited by transportation, communication, and the limitations of the era of political ideas. It is difficult to maintain a high degree of centralization. Those in power can only distribute power to lower levels. In the process of enfeoffment of power, it is natural to consciously support a group, suppress a group, and appease a group. Being suppressed...or in other words, the group whose interests and needs have not been met has accumulated dissatisfaction for a long time, and it is not surprising to act as a leading party , and let's say...the higher the status, the more people who have knowledge and wealth, the more destructive it will be after becoming a leading party." Fifth Lin said indifferently, "The collapse of any interest group starts from within. The disintegration of the Union, the small fresh politics of Wu Xlan, the Jasmine Revolution... There is nothing new under the sun, and such things have happened in reality. It's just that the plot tasks in the game can't be done slowly. For players to experience it, naturally it can only simplify the process and play a simple and rude party show."

"Speak human." Jun Wuyou said expressionlessly.

"..." Fifth Lin frowned, "In short... Judging from the main mission "Homeland" that was triggered after we obtained the map of the kingdom, this story dungeon is not boring enough for players to compete with thousands of troops. What we have to do Just mix into the city, find the superhero Grand Duke Blanche who is responsible for saving the world in this plot, be his younger brother, fight some bosses, and solve a few mysteries, this superhero Grand Duke Blanche will be able to eliminate the rebellion within the small universe Drive the enemy bandits out of the party, and our mission is successfully completed."

"I, shit!" Jun Wuyou said in surprise, "I didn't tell you to speak in human language, but I didn't tell you to talk about this kind of war epic mission as boring as ordinary errands! Big brother, can you be better, can you still chat !"

Mo Shengsheng was also shocked, looking at Jun Wuyou as if looking at a stranger: "Bitch, when did you have the illusion that Brother Fifth is a person who can chat? Have you been living in your own world?"

"..." The three men silently got up and squatted in the corner, giving up the home field to the two girls who had been strangled.

"That's it, I think it's very difficult for us to get in with this scene." Youfo first said, he is a hunter, and he used his long-distance vision to observe the battlefield earlier.

"I think the same way. Except for this shanty town where the door panels have been swept clean, the patrols and guards in other places are not so strict. We can't get in touch with the city guards. Even if we want to There is no way to sell to NPCs and let them take care of them." Xiao Wenyuan was in pain.

"Actually... I have an idea." Fifth Lin said, "I dare not say it until I get to the place. When I get here and see the scale of the scene, I think this plot dungeon may not be as simple as we imagined."

"Oh? How do you say it?" Youfo was curious, and added, "Don't say something too ideological, just be blunt."

"The first is the main task. The first step is to run errands to find NPCs. The general task is okay, but this kind of National Day event plot task, and a special copy of the plot, will it be so simple?" Fifth Lin said, "Do you remember Yangliu's The first step of the epic mission "The Unknown Secret" is to explore the mystery of Prince Ferdinand's disappearance. The condition for achieving it is to watch the NPC plot at the top of the city... The second step is to ask to repel the heroic spirit of Prince Ferdinand. "

"Uh..." Xiao Wenyuan and Youfo had dull faces, indeed...the first step of the task is just to be an audience, and the second step is directly the Chinese difficulty in the table tennis world.

"The first step in the mission of "Homeland" is to find Grand Duke Blanche. This Grand Duke cannot appear on the battlefield, no matter how positive the feudal lord is, it is inevitable for a positive person to die, so we must sneak into the city if we want to find him. This ...For us now, the difficulty is no less than the second step of Yangliu's mission." Fifth Lin concluded.

"Hmm..." Xiao Wenyuan and Youfo continued to look dull, "So?"

"So I doubt the mode of this story dungeon, it's not a comprehensive dungeon. Putting this kind of difficulty in the first step, I'm going to send a letter of complaint to the game company. Anyway, let's confirm first..." Fifth Lin Talking... I did an operation, opened the player's map channel, entered information and sent out, "Is anyone there?"

"Wori!" Xiao Wenyuan and Youfo fell forward and backward.

When the two brothers Xiao Wenyuan and Youfo were in turmoil...but seeing the common map channel of the players, someone really popped up:

[Map] Yang Liuyang: "Eh?! Fifth?!"

"Damn it!!" This time Xiao Wenyuan and Youfo were not messed up in the wind, but shouted wildly in unison.

... To be honest, whether players form a team or disperse, they will not think of using the map channel after entering the dungeon. After all, the dungeon is generated after the players in the team enter, and this channel can be used in the dungeon world All of them are in the same team, why can't you say that you want to open a map for your own channel?So... Wu Wulin and Yang Liuyang appeared one after another, and immediately a lot of people were blown up:

[Map] Yaoge: "Damn it! Fifth Lin! Yang Liu Yang! You are all in this book?!"

[Map] Feng Qingshang: "Hey, isn't this a one-line copy?"

[Map] Meal delivery runner Li ("Red Battle Flag" team milk rider Xiao Li): "Aha, I thought it was just our team playing. Hello everyone, brother Xiao Yang~"

[Map] Qian Moyou: "Hello, Feng Qingshang, and Yang Liu!"

[Map] Qu Li: "Hello Yang Liu, may I ask if the sea is here?"

[Map] Mirror: "This channel actually works! Brother Yangliu, where have you gone? Wait for us!"

[Map] I am willing: "Hey, Xiao Ming, why did you come in with your San Pai?"

[Map] Gentleman Ben: "Fuck me—how many teams are in this book?!"

... After the IDs of these top players in the PVP world were blasted out, the map channel was quiet for a while, and then another round of frantic swiping appeared. Stronger players in the small circle:

"What did I see? I seemed to see Yang Liuyang's ID just now? Feng Qingshang's ID? Goddess's ID? My favorite ID?!"

"Don't lie to me! I won't be fooled! I don't believe I met a lot of great masters by instinct!"

"I don't care if I want to confess! Sister Qianmoyou, I confess to you!"

"Go away, who is your sister, the goddess ignores him!"

"Xian Ge Da Da, are you there? Yao Ge Da Da is here, you must be there, right? Come out and take a photo with Da Da Da!"

"Feng Qingshang! I love you! Feng Qingshang! I love you! You lost to Yang Liuyang and I love you too!"

"..." Rao Wu Lin, who fired the first shot, never expected that Temiao would come up with such a situation. It was like a tourist throwing a piece of bread into the calm water, and the result was terrible. The feeling of fish heads popping out of the entire lake is the same; fortunately...his personality is relatively stable, when the others in the team were frightened into Shabi, he was the first to wake up, and immediately used his own As the captain of the team, he set up a temporary team channel and sent team invitations to the IDs he knew just now. Soon, several well-known player teams were added to the team, and there were actually six teams.

The first team is naturally Wu Wulin, the guild team, the second team is Yang Ruisan, the third team is the golden partner Yaoge and Xiange, and the fourth team is my heart willing and gentleman. , the guild team led by Yan Yunyuan, the fifth team is Feng Qingshang's team, and the sixth team is the "Red Battle Flag" team.

This group of people have met each other more or less, and when they entered the group, there was a wave of greetings:

Feng Qingshang: "I didn't expect so many old acquaintances to come to this dungeon? Haha."

Yao Ge immediately said: "We are not that familiar with you, but we are quite familiar with Miss Qu Li."

"Meal Runner Li, hello Brother Li, what's the difference between you special forces playing games and ordinary people?" This is Qian Moyou who has been brainwashed by YY novels.

"Oh my Goddess, the first person to greet is actually Brother Li, everyone else has lost." The person who joked was Xian Ge.

"Xian Ge, you are such a person! You can also joke!" Jun Ziben yelled.

"Brother Yangliu, don't move, the Demon King and I will be at your place soon!" This was in the bright mirror that hadn't met Yang Rui yet.

"Who is Yang Liu on the team with?" Qu Li asked curiously.

"Hehe...it's quite lively." Dr. Liu was shocked by the excitement of this dungeon, and laughed a lot until late.

"Hello, Doctor Liu, thanks to the spike master."

"Glory to the God of Instant Kill."

"Doctor Liu, last time you chopped me up three times, I still remember it to this day."

"Doctor Liu, besides Yang Liuyang, is there anyone else you can't kill with a few knives?"

Yaoge, who was still lingering in the tunnel, looked at the squad list in the team, and looked at Mr. Jia Lun with a surprised face: "You are on the same team as Yang Liuyang? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"..." Mr. Jia Lun's face hurts, can he say that he really doesn't want to be with this team and really wants to betray?

Said to be the top player in the game... In fact, he is also an ordinary person. After a group of people watched, Dr. Liu watched the three special forces in "Red Battle Flag", and the retired special forces came to watch Yang Liuyang again. This article turns the topic back to the main topic.

When it comes to business, there are only a few leaders who can take the lead in the team. The first person who speaks is the recognized number one milk rider, I am willing: "The difficulty of this dungeon is a bit astonishing. Besides us, there are many other players The team came in, which means that the system thinks that we alone cannot solve this dungeon of the plot...Let’s communicate with each other first, is everyone’s main story line "Homeland"? The first step is to find Grand Duke Blanche?"

Among the six teams, the meal runner Li, Feng Qingshang, and Yaoge Xiange have not yet triggered the main line, while the other three teams have the same main line.

Wu Wulin took the lead and said: "Then our three teams have triggered the main storyline, let's start with the entry, and see if there is anything worth learning..." He described the CG animation of the entrance, and just finished speaking, I said willingly, "Hey, no, your CG ends with ragged civilians being killed and thrown into mass graves?"

Fifth Lin Zhiji: "Is there really a difference from here? What is your CG?"

"It was a woman, wearing a turban, running in the tunnel. Later, we left the starting point and encountered the woman's body in the tunnel. We walked for a while, and gave a mandatory scare scene. Mission props." I said willingly and sent the prop "human finger bones" to the team channel.

"Eh?" Yang Rui was surrounded by people just now and didn't intend to make a sound, but now he said strangely, "The animation CG of our team ended up with a woman, and we also encountered corpses later, but there is no scaring plot, and there is nothing wrong with it." I didn’t see any quest props... Oh, Doctor Liu and I didn’t meet in this plot, but Mingjingli and the Demon King in the team met.”

Xin Gan and Wu Wulin hurriedly said, "What's your process like?"

Yang Rui honestly explained their experience from entering the book until now, including Dr. Liu's autopsy process and his taking the corpse out of the tunnel, etc... His own words were very simple and unremarkable, but well... Apart from his little friend's team, the other four teams in the team were unsurprisingly frightened by him, and Mizhi was silent for a long time...

Feng Qingshang was quite embarrassed: "Haha... So we were going to go to the heel of the female corpse? We took another road to chase the murderer, and we have been circling in the tunnel. Let's go back and have a look. Fifth brother, What is the follow-up in your direction?"

Wu Wulin took over the topic: "My team's refresh point after entering the map is a small village on the outskirts of the city. When we checked in the village, we noticed a nobleman pretending to be a commoner among the refugees. We found that nobleman with delicate skin and tender flesh... Well, please come here and copy... After consulting for a while, I got the information that the royal city is being attacked, and got the map of the kingdom from the noble NPC. After studying the map, I thought that what the noble said was not true, so I sneaked into the shed area under the outer city wall. Investigate..."

"..." Cold sweat dripped from the foreheads of the master players in the team. This Fifth Lin... is also very special. It is not a fuel-efficient lamp... It is worthy of being the teammate of Yang Liuyang who can pack up the corpse...

The experience of successfully triggering the main line of the two mission routes was given to the other three teams as a reference, and they immediately transferred the team according to the experience of others to find the correct triggering time.Among them, the teams of Yaoge and Xiange are rather peculiar. The CG animation of their team's entrance is also a scene where civilians are killed at the end, but their team is not refreshed outside the city, but thrown into a rough tunnel.

After this question was raised... No matter how awkward Mr. Jia Lun is, he is the president of a large guild, and he still has a place to take responsibility. Stand up and tell him about his experience of being "abandoned" by Yang Liuyang and others and entering a strange hall by mistake. down.

To be honest... the team that didn't take away the corpse was forced to encounter the ghost of a female corpse, which already belongs to the punishment level. Mr. Jia Lun's mission experience that is more punishing than the punishment level is completely a desperate scare... If it weren't for this guy in this respect With thick nerves, how could Ghost walk down the road safely like him.Among other things, how many people can calmly find a way out of that kind of mass grave that gives full marks to horror? !

"You guys in Liangyin Town are full of amazing people." Feng Qingshang sighed immediately after hearing this.

"..." The players in Bright Silver Town were powerless to refute.

"Hey, I almost forgot to mention it." Yang Rui said again at this time, "There is a hidden mission to bring that woman out, Feng Qingshang, don't leave her behind when you come out." Sincerely send the hidden missions received by their team to the team.

"...Okay." Feng Qingshang swallowed hard, "Thank you, Brother Yangliu."

Xiao Wenyuan's face was hot and the corners of his mouth were twitching. Yang Liu's kindness... can't be said to be wrong, but it is equivalent to deepening the impression of expert players that Liangyin Town is a special person. This is really unfriendly.He was in pain when he heard his teammate Mo Shengsheng jumping and scratching Fifth Lin: "Why does Paralysis ban my team from speaking? I don't accept it! Fifth Lin, you are jealous of me! Let me follow suit!" Shang talk ah ah ah!"

"..." Xiao Wenyuan bumped his head against the wall.

This kind of multi-line comprehensive large-scale plot dungeon, everyone knows which team can monopolize the rewards, it must be better than working hard for several months and a half years in the normal scene dungeon; the problem task planning is not brain-dead, it is a small universe of a certain team A dungeon that can be won by a big outbreak, why does it send so many teams in?

The strength of a team is far greater than that of an individual. If a large team can twist its strength into a single rope, then a small group will never be able to catch up.Not to mention that the protagonists are all golden thighs, bodyguards, and full-service masters who can monopolize all the benefits. The protagonist Long Aotian in YY novels really doesn’t have much room to play in online games. The damn guy who "dedicated to Kelong Aotian" was so angry that he deleted his account...

Wu Wulin shifted the team to meet up with the meal runners outside the refreshment city, Li. Yang Rui and Doctor Liu waited until the sweaty mirror and the dirty demon king, and they also followed the demon song string song in the tunnel, Feng Qingshang and the two teams matched their coordinates.

From a general point of view, the players who dropped into the city are all refreshed in the underground passage of this noble mansion, but the progress of each team is different, and the planes they are on are also different, and the exit may not be the same room. The evidence is The point of triggering the main line one step earlier than Yang Rui and others and leaving the noble mansion is completely different from that of Yang Rui's team.

The Yaoge and Xiange teams led the way down to the pit where nearly a thousand civilians were murdered and triggered the main mission, and then they were besieged by a large number of zombies... Fortunately, Lord Garen gave them a way out, and those who were not agile enough They were far away, and finally ran away smoothly; after their team got out of the tunnel, the four of them were not in the same room as Yang Rui, because of the weird armored soldiers in the courtyard, the two sides could not hold back for the time being, and waited for Feng Qingshang. The team came out to join.

As for Feng Qingshang's side... Knowing the experience of Yang Rui's team, naturally pinching his nose and holding back his nausea, he brought out the female corpse, candlestick, and candle. Except for the girl Qu Li and the priest player in the team, the other three The game masters took turns to carry the weight, and when they came out, they put down the female corpse, and even Feng Qingshang couldn't help but burst into tears...

"Criminal police and forensic doctor are really the greatest professions in the world." The most beautiful man in the PVP world who has never been aggrieved in his life said sadly. After a pause, he said again, "Where is Liangyin Town on the map?" , You are so old and strange."