The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"People will be hungry if they don't eat, and they will die when they fight. Such a simple truth is hard to understand, and you can't do anything."

Yang Rui and Dr. Liu stood on the street in front of the Prince's Mansion. There were a lot of poorly dressed civilians who looked like skeletons, or servants and other NPCs rummaging through the corpses. They didn't see any players. Seriously, as long as they don't get close, these NPCs don't seem to be hostile to players.

Those aristocratic guards and thugs who were killed by the five gods of death before are now stripped like white pigs, basically there is no valuable clothing and equipment left, and the white butt is super invincible Hot eyes...

"That's because some players intervened and we came." Dr. Liu said with a smile, "If you don't have food and hunger, you can't kill the privileged class. If you die in a war, no one will kill them. Don't you have nothing to fear. If you say that in the game, the war The form of expression is relatively harmonious, it is really a siege in the real world... These guys can't keep the whole body, if people are extremely hungry, the recipe will have to be expanded."

Yang Rui naturally wouldn't lament the fate of the "white pigs", what he lamented was the death of these guys.This time, there is no obstacle in entering the inner city. The plot progresses until Princess Sabastian walks out of the front desk, and Grand Duke Blanche has a righteous name. They were all compulsorily summoned to defend the city, and the access to and from the inner city was naturally less stressful than usual, so... more civilians from the outer city dominated the undefended virgin land of the inner city.

The so-called power is built on the spear, and the political power emerges from the barrel of the gun. The nobles in the inner city who have lost their defense by force cannot have the power to resist under the collapse of the order. The privileged status and the so-called noble blood, It is useless under the tide of hungry and crazy civilians; rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, let alone human beings who suffer from class discrimination and oppression and live in a closed and depressive environment for a long time?Coupled with the catalyst of hunger, no matter how docile and obedient people are, they will inevitably burst into wolfishness.

Of course, as Dr. Liu said, the form of expression in the game is relatively harmonious. At least in reality, rape and other places that are inseparable from burning, killing, and looting will not appear in front of the players. The civilians who flock to the inner city spend more energy on searching In terms of property and food, massacres and atrocities, these discordant things don’t need to be specifically evolved to confuse players.

"I remember that the princess's background stated that she was 'loved by the common people', so let the common people enter the inner city to cleanse the nobles... Is this kind of thing intentional or unintentional?" Yang Rui watched a group of commoner NPCs rush into the nearby mansion to rob. There was screaming and cursing, and his feet didn't move.It's not like you're brainless. Even if you've completed the task and entered the inner city three times, even the most stupid people can see the tricks.

"If you don't let it go, it's impossible to eliminate the grievances of the people." Doctor Liu said, "The civilians have robbed enough, and the nobles who may hinder the princess's ascension are also dead. The princess will stand up and stop the riots, and take orders internally and externally. Drive out the powerful enemy, and have Blanche's full support, and the succession to the throne will be a matter of course."

"..." Yang Rui didn't say anything. He always felt uncomfortable and couldn't explain it. This is indeed because he went abroad too early and was not bombarded by Gongdou movies, TV dramas and novels like people who grew up in China. The adaptability of Dou Nai Nai is not very high, and it is difficult to accept the common people who are like the background board in Gongdou's script...

The ones who are not used to him are the meal delivery runner Li and the three veterans. The chaos in the inner city caused the third brother to suffer from occupational diseases. He followed over from the street all the time, his nose was not his nose and his face was not his face.

"How is the peacekeeping work going?" Dr. Liu joked with a smile.

Xiao Li said shamelessly: "Hey! Don't mention this, what about the soldiers? Let's continue with our mission."

"Go inside." Dr. Liu pointed at the Prince's Mansion behind him, and grabbed Xiao Li's shoulders, "Brother Xiao Li usually does few tasks, so you can't calm down in such a small situation... I guess, you want to go Save people, why did the NPC noble master not give you a good face?"

"It's okay not to mention this..."

"I didn't agree with you, hey Liu Da, tell me about your unhappy experience to make me and Xiao Yang happy?"

"..."

The Prince's Mansion directly under the control of the city's defenders is not as chaotic as outside, but it's not much better. During the last main mission stage, this magnificent Prince's Mansion has been ransacked by hundreds of slaves. The valuable items, furnishings, and decorations that could be seen were all removed, and even the relief murals were dismantled in one piece; of course... the loss of property is not a big deal, and the eye-catching thing is the open door of the main house In the hall, in front of the fireplace and the spiral staircase leading to the second floor, there are NPC corpses on the ground. Judging from the delicate, white and well-maintained skin, these should be "Master" and "Miss" with status in the Prince's Mansion. ", "Madame" and the like, although the clothes and valuable jewelry on the body are gone, what is better than the "white pig" outside is that the "violent" slaves left some underwear for their former masters, It demonstrates the moving "deep love between master and servant".

"...These soldiers don't follow in?" Li, the meal runner, stood at the gate of the main house and glanced at the NPC soldiers who were guarding the courtyard.

"It's not a battle plot for players to play soy sauce. I guess these NPCs are at most cleaning up the original thugs and guarding the courtyard, and will not help fight the boss." Dr. Liu squatted in the hall to check the corpse of Prince Hao Shilie's family, without turning his head. " If you want to be free, come and search, the intention of these corpses is too obvious, they are just for players to search."

There was no taboo in the team, so Qi Qi stepped forward to help. After a short while, Yang Rui found a key from the pocket of an NPC who looked like a noble lady, got the key, and popped up a system prompt:

"Mission Item: Refuge Tunnel Backup Key"

"The backup key... that means there is still a main key." Dr. Liu took the key and looked at it, "Needless to say, the main key must belong to Hao Shilie. Dere, let's find the tunnel together."

Yang Rui said casually: "I remember that in the movie, the escape tunnels of the nobles like to hide behind the bookcase, so go directly to Hao Shilie's study?"

"Ka Ka Ka..." Amidst the sound of the mechanism starting, Li, the food delivery runner, said in shock, "It's really behind the bookcase in the study, Xiao Yang, your guess is a bit accurate."

Yang Rui didn't even think that he hit the mark when he casually said: "Uh... that's not always the case in movies, haha."

When the five of them were playing tunnel hunting... On the other side of the royal city, on the rotating road leading directly to the castle and palace, Fifth Lin and the others were having a terrible headache.

The royal city itself is a place surrounded by mountains and rivers. The inner city where the nobles and cabinet officials live is the closest to the foot of the mountain. The castle and palace are located on the mountainside where there is only one road around the mountain. It seems to be connected to the royal city, but it is actually independent of the royal city.

My idea of ​​"the Son of Heaven guarding the country" in the Ming Dynasty has no market in the feudal monarchy—this seemingly romantic and fantasy-like construction pattern of separating the royal palace and the royal city, the essence is that even if the final royal city falls, the royal palace will be destroyed. Still have the use of natural dangers to protect yourself, and cut off the road around the mountain to protect yourself.So... no wonder Prince Hao Shilie is not reconciled. He said that he is a prince and lives in the inner city protected by two gates and walls, but he is still trampled under by the palace.

This section of the road around the mountain is guarded by royal palace guards throughout, and no one is allowed to pass unless called by the royal family.The players have two leading maids given by the princess, so there is no such trouble. However... the NPC at the entrance who takes over from Thomas Hazlitt, Viscount Thomas Hazlitt, who turned into an undead, caused a little trouble for the players. : This uncle who is also a viscount allows players to pass, but they can only enter one by one, and there must be a 3-minute interval between each player.

"Snake spirit disease, one person enters in three minutes, wouldn't it take two hours for the forty of us to enter?" The players were very upset when this request came out, and some impulsive ones even proposed to kill the Master Chief and more than a hundred people. A brain-dead suggestion for a guard to force a breakthrough.

"This arrangement seems to have two purposes. One is to limit the number of players entering the palace, and the other is... to delay time." Xiao Wenyuan didn't make any fuss with the newcomers in the group, rubbing his chin and thinking, "Limit the number of players. This is easy to understand. It is estimated that the old king is also worried about being assassinated. We are relatively lawless 'adventurers' in the eyes of NPCs... It is understandable to delay the time. The old king wants to give us who represent his daughter Dismissal? Or are you attached to the throne and don't want to face reality?"

"It's so smart." Fifth Lin patted him on the shoulder expressionlessly, and then turned to look at me willingly in the next second, "I'm so sympathetic, are you inside and outside?"

I frowned willingly and hesitated for a while: "Fifth brother, do you think there are any traps?"

"Who can tell if the mine doesn't explode?" Wu Wulin spread his hands.

"That's right." I was willing to be a famous player for a long time, and I actually laughed at this time, "Then I can see it, and I have to pass this test."

After finishing speaking, this not-so-handsome guy said seriously to his four teammates: "I'll go in alone, and you guys will act with Fifth Brother." After speaking, he turned and walked into the small door that the Master Chief NPC let only one person through. Looking at it is actually quite chic.

"Brother Gan?" The gentleman didn't even understand what kind of riddle they were playing. He called out and wanted to follow up, but was stopped by the Master Chief, glared at the NPC, and then went to open the team channel, "Damn it? Why is Brother Gan so frustrated? !"

I am willing to step into the door, his avatar on the team panel turns gray, and the external communication information is also banned by the system, which is the same as before when Feng Qingshang and Mr. Jia Lun fell into the penalty level; Fifth Lin After staring at the team for two seconds, it closed, and greeted the others: "Let's go, let's find another way."

Jun Ziben immediately exploded: "Fifth Lin, what do you mean? You let my brother Gan go in alone?"

Wu Wulin ignored him, did not look at him for a second, turned around and took the lead.

"I know you have bad intentions from paralysis!" The gentleman jumped, and Xiao Huai and Yan Yunyuan beside him hurriedly pulled him back, "Brother Jun, don't be impulsive, brother Gan, didn't you say that he went in alone?"

"My Brother Rigan was deceived by Wu Wulin, or are you brothers and let Brother Gan go alone?"

Wu Wulin had no choice but to turn around and look at him: "Junziben, if you don't believe in others, you should also trust the judgment of my deputy...Let's put it this way, if you follow the NPC's requirements to walk this road around the mountain, you need to fight all the way through it." Yes, then other people can help my Xin Fuhui if they follow up. If not, other people going in will be a drag on my Xin Fuhui, what do you think?"

"Uh..." Gentleman was speechless. In fact, similar level traps have not been seen before in dungeons. In the early days of keyboard games, there were dungeons that required a single person to solve the dungeon link that was too many people to make things wrong. (Have you ever beaten the palace? Do you still remember when Xiao smashed the mechanism?)

Fifth Lin was just worried that the gentleman would follow up impulsively and cause trouble for me. He and I were willing to compete with each other, yes, but it was too stupid to use the slow-down method to throw out his own people.What should be persuaded, he continued to take the lead to leave, the gentleman was annoyed for a while, and finally felt that what Wu Lin said was reasonable-after all, I made it very clear, and he can't doubt me if he doesn't believe anyone. His judgment was not—so he followed the large army in desperation.

At the front of the large army, Mo Shengsheng looked at Xiao Wenyuan with a look of "I pity you very much": "You are so clever...huh?"

"...At least I can see that this link is to limit the number of people entering." Xiao Wenyuan said sullenly.

"Such a witty handsome Xiao, tell me what Brother Wu is taking us to do?" Mo Shengsheng teased.

Xiao Wenyuan pretended to be profound and contemplative, and privately exploded his hand and quickly went to Wu Lin for a private chat: "Fifth brother, help the world!"

Fifth Lin glanced at the private chat and closed it casually.Familiarity is familiarity, you are better than me, I don't want to help you pretend...

"Fifth brother is so heartless!" Xiao Wenyuan was sad and indignant.

On the other hand, I am willing to enter the door and my face changes, and I am very lucky-fortunately, he and Wu Lin have reached a consensus, and he will never take any chances about the pitfalls in this dungeon-this is so meow. The Huanshan Road, which looks unremarkable from the outside, is simply a hell amusement park!

I am willing to enter from a lintel similar to the toll office of the park, but when I step here, the world in front of me seems to have changed to another dimension: all I see is a thick gray fog, and the visual distance is less than three meters. And the first thing he saw after he came in was a mirror image copied from himself: a guy dressed as a knight stood at most two meters away from him, with a shield in his right hand and a hammer in his left hand, and a " Willing to me", not only looked at him like the image in the mirror came to life, but also had the constipated face common to ghost movie actors and evil smiles on his face.

Behind this mirror image, which is also the limit of the player's line of sight for this level, a closed door is looming in the fog. Obviously, if you don't pass this mirror image, you will have no chance to open that door; "He made a very pretentious shaking of his head, spread his arms, smiled charmingly, and said his lines like an evil boss: "Welcome to hell...me in the real world."

"..." With such a middle school two-level line, I am so embarrassed that I am almost on the verge of committing a cancer... It is so special that I still use my own face to say it.Of course, I have nothing to say about my professional quality, and I can still stand upright and endure goosebumps to interact in a similar style, "My first meeting, me in the mirror, what kind of meeting gift do you plan to give?"

"Of course it's... a game to face the real fear in your heart." Gan Yi smiled evilly again, "To be honest, I have never been able to understand why you, who are weak, hypocritical, and incompetent, can represent us walking under the light, the real world The me in the game... If you can't prove your worth in this game, then you can stay here instead of me..."

I am willing to be expressionless, and there is no fluctuation in my heart: "From this point of view, it is a puzzle-solving level... From the comparison of the coordinates where I am standing now and the coordinates before entering the door, this space is not a multiple space, which means that there are as many people as there are people who come in." No matter how many levels there are, the difficulty will roughly double... Leaving aside the difficulty of the level, there is no doubt that the planning of this link should enter Anding Hospital."

Here I am willing to compete with my own mirror image. On the other hand, Fifth Lin led the people in the regiment around the entrance of Huanshan Road and came to another foot of the mountain range where the palace is located.Except for the area covered by the city of Wangcheng, the foot of the mountain in other places seems to have been artificially trimmed, and a section of rock mirror is cut out near the surface to prevent people or animals from climbing.

"Fifth brother." In the regiment, Yinshan Guilin, the pastor of Feng Qingshang's team, couldn't hold back for a while, so he took advantage of the opportunity of everyone to split up to find the route up the mountain, and came to Fifth Lin's team. Bian whispered, "Can I ask... Do we have to go up the mountain and get into the castle?"

"Yin Shan, did you see it too?" Fifth Lin was a little surprised, Feng Qingshang's team had a lot of talent.

"I just figured it out... There are traps in this main quest, right?" Hidden Mountain Guilin smiled, "The stage quest requires a 'difficult choice' cryptic reminder to get rid of Prince Hao Shilie and complete the negotiation with the old king. These errand boys are useless to Blanche and Princess Sabastian. Combined with the hints in the hidden mission we went outside the city, the NPC who released the mission does not belong to the Sakos kingdom... …The player can follow the main line to get closer to Blanche, and can also get closer to the NPC hidden outside the release city, so naturally there is an option to join Noel’s army. Players have multiple choices, and the NPC forces they take refuge in may not be reliable .”

Wu Wulin nodded. The pastor of Feng Qingshang's team is not a showman, but he is indeed a talent. If Feng Qingshang is not too popular, Hidden Mountain Returning to the Forest may also be the soul of the team.For such a person who is easy to deal with, Wu Lin can be polite even if he is in a difficult position: "Since it is a dungeon with difficulty in hell, naturally I will not give players a sloppy eye. On the one hand, we know too much about Wang Guoyin Personally, on the other hand... Barnard is fine, even if Prince Hao Shilie is indeed a traitor, he is still a prince after all, and someone must be responsible for his death. Foreign 'adventurers' like us are of course arranged for NPCs by the system The backer."

The friends in the Fifth Lin team were completely dumbfounded, including Xiao Wenyuan, who thought he was very witty——Paralyzed knew that this dungeon was pitted, but it was too unreal to be pitted to this extent, right? !Can this special meow still have players alive! !

"Blanche, that old man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is really so sinister?!" Jun Wuyou said in disbelief.

"First-rate talents play politics, and second-rate talents play business... Those who can hold a high position and survive will not be simple characters. The general story dungeon is fine. No matter how insidious the NPC is, it will not have a real conflict of interest with the player. With this The difficulty of the dungeon, let’s talk about it.” Fifth Lin said, “The announcement of the mission of the main storyline stage is not easy for the plot, and it is the same for the players. This problem is actually not difficult to understand. Let us Thinking about it from the standpoint of an NPC, will you tolerate a group of foreign 'adventurers' who know the big secret that can threaten their own status and continue to be at ease?"

"Doesn't that mean there is no solution? There is no way to clear this dungeon?" Xiao Wenyuan said weakly.

"Of course... yes. Otherwise, why would we bother?" Wu Lin said seriously, "The pit is on the surface, and the vitality is also on the surface. The difficulty of the final stage of this mission is not just negotiation and killing Hao Shilie, how did you survive this dirty mess until the end of the dungeon? We don’t need to worry about Yangliu. With the strength of the five of them, after killing Hao Shilie and being attacked by the soldiers, they can complete it without any danger. Anti-killing, maybe they still like this kind of 'surprise' very much. On our side...the so-called difficulty is only two steps: First, someone can enter the palace and reach a negotiation, which is the clear goal of the main mission. On the one hand, we can fully trust the Vice Council. Second... those of us on the outside line can enter the castle and take hostages while the negotiations are in progress."

The really witty Yinshan Guilin's complexion also changed, and he said in amazement: "The fifth brother means... the third prince?"

"The prince system is a potential threat to the king's status, but from another perspective, the prince system also maintains the stability of the king's status. For example, those who oppose the contemporary king will naturally gather under the prince's flag if they want to express their demands... This is the same as the democratic placebo in modern society. How can Britain, where monarchy, aristocracy, and democracy run side by side, be able to openly maintain the privileges of some people under the enlightenment of contemporary society? The channels for venting excessive emotions and the shoe-shine cloth of the cabinet...Of course, we don’t know how long this democratic placebo will last, but it is certain that it will be useful.” Fifth Lin said calmly, “We kidnapped the third prince, Shabas If Princess Tian wants to be crowned successfully, she can only let the title of prince fall to the head of the eldest prince. This is definitely not in the interests of Princess Sabastian and the old king. In this way, players who are foreign 'adventurers' , don’t you have the best amulet?”

The author has something to say: About democratic placebo: We have seen the Brits protesting the cabinet and demanding that the Prime Minister step down. Have you ever seen the Queen protesting and demanding that members of the House of Lords (non-elected) step down and take responsibility?

The ending of this dungeon is not easy to write, and I spent almost all of it here today, deleting, deleting, modifying and modifying at least tens of thousands of words_(:зゝ∠)_