The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Most readers should have seen such a brain teaser: Which one hurts the head, coconut or watermelon?The answer is a headache.So which one is less painful?Of course hitting someone on the head won't hurt.

Human beings probably have such a common problem. It is difficult for oneself to empathize with the pain of others.Of course, this can be explained by "people don't kill themselves for themselves", defending the rights of individual selfishness and indifference of human beings, but... things are never black and white, otherwise, modern people's evaluation of civilized society Why is it judged by giving preferential treatment to women, children, old and young?Among other things, at least the Americans in Middle Eastern countries who regard women as large furniture are embarrassed to advertise that it is a democratic paradise...

No matter what stage the values ​​of social civilization develop, normal people can understand a person's selfish behavior, but they will not praise or flatter them. This is the minimum moral bottom line of an ordinary person.In the same way, people who endanger public safety and "sacrifice" others for their own interests will be cast aside and shameless by the mainstream society no matter what the civilized environment is.

The Five Killing Gods who blocked Prince Hao Shilie in the secret room of their own tunnel had an attitude towards this well-maintained, nearly [-]-year-old noble NPC who was still decent and glamorous.

"Who's coming? Guess the punch?" Yang Rui was gearing up, eager to try.

"I have a question. This time, you won't yell again and turn our brothers into animals or something?" The meal runner Li Bao was also eager to beat Hao Shilie, but when he turned into Alaska before The psychological shadow has not disappeared.

"Try it and you'll know... Hey, Liu Da, you go up and touch it?" Doctor Liu said.

"Cheng—hey? What am I doing?" Scout Liu Da rolled up his sleeves and took two steps before he woke up.

Yang Rui wanted to laugh but couldn't do it, so he hurriedly said, "Why don't I try first."

"Don't worry, don't worry." This time, Chang Wanli sent Dongfeng to hold Yang Rui back, push the boss to fight and control this Muay Thai fighter is more vigorous, and if he loses, things will be more troublesome.

What they are currently in is a gorgeous secret room under the Prince's Mansion that has existed for an unknown number of years. The ceiling is quite high, at least four or five meters high, and the area is quite large, not much smaller than the living room of the main house on the ground; the only entrance to the secret room Hao Shilie, who had been caught by them and was hiding in the pile of supplies, was like a turtle in a urn. When the players were discussing how to clean up the goods, this man was quite mature in appearance, and he looked like a middle-aged man despite his age. The human NPC looked down upon the players with a noble and glamorous expression, and his attitude seemed to be that of a persecuted loyal and righteous man who was facing the evil villain coldly on his deathbed...

"...No, don't pull me. I think my hands will itch like that. I won't be polite if you are a few brothers. Let me try the water first." Yang Rui walked forward with a blank expression.

Wanli sent Dongfeng to try his best to catch him. This guy is a serious fighter, but his strength points have never been accumulated, and he is not much higher than Yang Rui: "Oh, I have to fight anyway, so why should Brother Yang grab this?" First, I'll come, I'll come!"

"Hmph..." Hao Shilie, the boss, must have seen enough circuses, "Idiots like you, rude people, you and other ignorant juniors, are only worthy of being ordered by villains like Blanche to sell their lives cheaply."

Yang Rui was taken aback, and stopped struggling to look at the other four: "Is this for interaction?"

Dr. Liu touched his chin: "Death struggle? This boss looks a bit like trying to provoke us?"

Hao Shilie continued to be noble and glamorous, and raised his chin arrogantly: "A few poor people came to see me off on purpose? I'm afraid, they are also here to let me see you off... Ignorant bugs, you think you have moved me The prince of the kingdom, Blanche will make you both famous and rich? It's ridiculous, extremely ridiculous!"

Here... is exactly the hole dug by this plot dungeon for players who came to kill Prince Hao Shilie, or another option for players who take the route of force: interact with Hao Shilie, dig out another plot line that ends the script, and discard Blanche escorted Hao Shilie out of the city to completely rebel against Sarkos.This plot line seems to be a bit of a shortcut. For example, it can avoid the boss battle to avoid attrition at the last moment after the end of the dungeon. Of course, the system will not benefit players for no reason. I really chose this plot line. The contribution points earned by working hard on the main line will be cleared, and the level of settlement rewards will naturally drop to a rather sad level.

However, the five gods of death are not players who are afraid of boss battles, and there is no obsessive-compulsive disorder among them that they will not be able to understand their ideas without discovering all the plot lines. When Hao Shilie said this, Dr. Liu, who was rubbing his chin, lit up: "Look! He talks so much nonsense, this BOSS has even released Dafa, so there must be no other tricks!"

"Then what are you waiting for, beat me up!" Wan Li sent Dongfeng to let go of Yang Rui, and he also jumped on him...

After all, the game is a game. In the real world, a villain like Hao Shilie is in a similar desperate situation, so the difficulty of taking him down is probably lower than that of ordinary people sneaking up on a strong man on the street—the so-called traitors, villains, and villains. In fact, it is these people who rely on the community of interests entangled with these improper interests when seeking improper benefits, break up these community of interests, and break the so-called mysterious halo of darkness. The ontology of such people is so fragile that it is not worth mentioning.But in the game world... It is not so easy for players to take down Prince Hao Shilie. This guy himself is a boss template of the same level as Blanche. Judging from the stage of the boss battle and the size of this underground secret room, it is normal. If the player team overthrew him, at least a 40-member group would have to come.

Well... this kind of problem is not a problem in front of the five gods of death. Even if Hao Shilie has teleportation, magic instant killing skills, and a state of dominance that covers the whole process, he still can't exert one or two of his strengths—out of the five Doctor Liu, who was the worst in physical skills, had a comment from Yang Rui that "legs and feet are more nimble than Feng Qingshang". It was quite difficult for Hao Shilie to teleport out and kill him instantly. The battle ended in 5 minutes, Hao Shilie's health bar dropped to 1%, the name on the top of his head changed from red to green, and he entered the demonstration plot (burning the player's point card) and the interactive link again. Of course, at this time, Hao Shilie will no longer chat with the player Tried to dig a hole.

"Honor has fallen... the honor of the kingdom has fallen..." Hao Shilie, who sat on the ground and coughed blood on his chest, said the defeated dog... Uh, no, the BOSS exited the line, looking ashamed, "The noble blood of the royal family has been killed by you... The lowly ones trample..."

"Why do monsters come to an impromptu show before they die?" Scout Liu Da squatted next to Hao Shilie and waited for the treasure to drop, getting impatient.

"The final boss, I don't want you to grab a few more shots." Dr. Liu said cheerfully.

"There's no sense of accomplishment in playing this stuff, it's not as refreshing as the scuffle outside just now." Scout Liu Thumbs picked his nostrils, "Hurry up old guy, you have lived enough in this life, you, most people are not as good as you." The ability to endure misfortune."

"Irreverent!" Prince Hao Shilie still has the character of a big boss, and immediately roared with furious eyebrows, "I don't know dignity, I don't know etiquette!"

In fact, the five gods of death didn't take this boss seriously. It is impossible for these guys to have the kind of emotional animals who are addicted to games and can't tell the difference between NPCs and real people, but this old man's strong "desire to perform" succeeded This caused Yang Rui's displeasure, he glanced at Hao Shilie lightly, and said mockingly: "I said, since you attach so much importance to etiquette, then at least you must know that in a stable political power and an orderly social environment, etiquette... and Only your bullshit dignity can be maintained. Apart from other things, at least people like us can’t break into your house and make troubles during non-war periods, right? Then the problem comes, it’s you If you are making trouble and destroying the stability of the country that maintains your privileged position, what reason do you have to blame others for disrespecting a prince like you?"

Yang Rui doesn't like talking loudly. Having devoted all his years of being brave and ruthless to fighting, he is used to expressing his emotions with actions, but that doesn't mean he can't talk loudly; He didn't care anymore, squatted down and looked at Hao Shilie at the same level, with a half-smile, "The so-called skin is so thin that you can't get it, your prince status is given to you by your country, right? You don't even think about it yourself. Your own country is serious, so what is it about you, a prince, that deserves to be respected and treated with courtesy?"

Hao Shilie was silent for a while, then sneered again, "How can an insect who has never climbed to the top of the mountain understand the people on the top of the mountain...the urgency to see the scenery on the top of the mountain."

After throwing away such a seemingly forced sentence, Hao Shilie took the lunch box angrily, hung his head on one side, and revealed several pieces of equipment.

"Damn it—I knew I wouldn't interact with you, and I would run away after pretending to be a contest?" Yang Rui was angry.

"You don't care about him, it's just an NPC... Let's see what's missing." Doctor Liu said cheerfully, "According to the background setting of this BOSS, he is right to say that, after all, he was born in a high position and has no real self. Once you have climbed the mountain, you know the scenery on the top of the mountain is good, but you never thought about what would happen if you fell down."

"Fortunately, we were born in modern times. If we want to be born in ancient times, how can we bear such things on our heads?" Li, the meal runner, sighed.

Wanli Songdongfeng also smiled and added a sentence: "That is, even the privileged class in modern society understands that pretense should not be too much. If it is too much, the tail will be broken. You have to save face. It was bad luck in ancient times. The dragon robes are just made up, and that was the Song Dynasty when the royal family was very friendly to the people."

"Hey, you're pulling away Brother Dongfeng... Hey, this ring increases strength? It increases by 30 points?"

"Where? Oh, Doctor Liu, what kind of eyesight do you have? I'll let you discover it first again!"

Yang Rui, Dr. Liu, and Xiao Li didn't expect that they missed a lot of good things because they didn't interact with Hao Shilie properly in this link... The optical brain system said that the pitfalls are enough, but they can also use "clear rewards and punishments" to solve the problem. To describe, if he didn't fall into Hao Shilie's language trap to complete the kill, then Hao Shilie would have a chance to set out a deeper level of reward for the player, which is the treasure he collected; it is easy to achieve the conditions for receiving it, and the blood is still there Finally, pay attention to the interaction skills, let him give a long speech like the villain in the movie, vent his grievances after the conspiracy failed, and then there is a box in this secret room that allows the player to open the treasure.Now... Liu Da and Yang Rui directly and rudely "pissed off" Hao Shilie in relay, so naturally there is no such extra reward.

Hao Shilie's kill was achieved, the main mission of their route was completed, and the conspiracy hidden in the main route by the system was activated—the unsuspecting Dr. Liu walked out of the study room at the tunnel exit when a wave of arrows rained Falling from the sky, Dr. Liu did not forget to walk backwards to avoid damage, but how long his health bar can be for a ranger who doesn't pile up physical strength, and the blood bar is empty when he steps back half a step, turning into white light and disappearing .

"Wori!" The other four were taken aback. Brother Dongfeng, who was only one stature behind Doctor Liu, quickly slammed the tunnel door to block the round of magic attacks that followed the rain of arrows. I seem to have forgotten something—did the fifth brother tell us to kill Hao Shilie and be careful about those soldier NPCs who came with us?"

"...It seems that there is such a thing, I forgot." Yang Rui belatedly slapped his forehead.

"What's the matter, isn't the NPC defending the city with us?" Scout Liu Da was completely confused.

"Damn it, what does the fifth brother mean? These NPCs want to take the credit for killing Hao Shilie with us?" The meal runner Li...thought of another route.

"Let's ignore that, anyway, those NPCs are no longer our allies. Doctor Liu has already attacked them, so let's talk about killing them." Yang Rui said seriously, but when he looked carefully at the team members, he was slightly taken aback. , and then faintly hurt... The layout of the study outside the tunnel door is, to put it bluntly, spacious and transparent. It is not difficult to bury dozens of archers and magicians. It is proof that Dr. Liu can be killed in seconds with a wave of concentrated fire; troublesome The place is here. To go out and destroy those NPCs, they must at least survive the concentrated fire that covers the exit, but...the four of them can fight back and forth, and there is really no one who can resist damage. Even Played the knight's milk rider Xiao Li and the scout Liu Da, the attributes of the main stack are all agile, and the equipment on the body is mainly flexible and light leather armor_(:зゝ∠)_

Meal delivery runner Li Xi understood Yang Rui's sore face after thinking about it, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Uh... It would be nice if there was a player who played anti-riding at this time."

Yang Rui said with a sincere face: "Brother Li, how much defense can you get with the knight's perseverance, do you have heavy armor?"

The meal delivery runner Li was a little embarrassed: "Well...the burden is heavy with too much equipment on your body, you know..."

"The biggest crisis of this dungeon has appeared." Wanli sent Dongfeng to conclude with a blank expression.

Wu Wulin never expected that his reminder would be ignored by the five gods of killing who think highly of themselves (brains are lacking strings), and even more unexpected that Yang Rui and the others would be stuck in such an embarrassing link of not being able to defend against a wave of damage. After a while, they just successfully found a secret passage leading to the halfway up the mountain where the palace and castle are located, and they were climbing the secret passage.

I say climbing... because this secret passage was excavated along the channel of the mountain spring, and stretches upwards in a winding way. Some sections are half exposed to the mountain body, and some sections are buried in the mountainside.Although it was secretly repaired by the royal family to allow the nobles to sneak in when things were urgent, and the secret passage was relatively smooth overall, it also created a lot of difficulty for players who climbed up.

The 200-meter-long underground passage made the 39 members of the group panting and resting in the shadow of the wall behind the castle for 5 minutes before all members recovered their combat effectiveness.The next action was much simpler. He grabbed an NPC female officer and lured him with gold coins, and sneaked into the palace where the third prince lived.

The third prince is just a child, kind of in the top class of the kindergarten. It is not difficult to "hijack" him out, but the problem came out as soon as the child was taken out of his palace gate. Yun Xiao, Xiao Wenyuan, who was holding him, didn't even have time to gag, and the palace guards of No. [-] rushed out from all directions with a huff.

What's even more disgusting is that the old king who was willing to negotiate with me who entered the palace also ran out of the nearby palace and showed his face shouting "there are assassins" and "protect my son". Before this, the system did not give me a channel to communicate with them willingly. I was shocked when the old king ran out.

"...can't pass!" Wu Lin's heart rang out, and he immediately took the lead to run to the other side of the corridor, "All walk in a group, don't disperse, and rush out of the palace!"

"Just snatch the old king away!" Jun Wuyou shouted.

"No!" Fifth Lin said immediately, "This is a trap. The lady officer made it very clear earlier that the king is not in this palace area during the daytime. If we snatch the old king, the negotiation will fail, let alone the public. The old king has no prestige when the royal family is hijacked, don’t forget that maintaining the dignity of the royal family is also a condition for the completion of the dungeon!”

"What a mess - so annoying!" Jun Wuyou complained.

"Follow up and don't hang up! There will be settlement rewards at the end of your life, and if you hang up, you will lose everything!" Fifth Lin shouted.

Jun Wuyou's question is also the question of other players in the group. After such a conversation, those who want to show their "witness" are honest, and they rush out with their heads buried in their heads; Immediately persuaded the old king wittily, the words were nothing more than wise and wise majesty, you must not be in danger, the enemy does not know how many accomplices, and the old king was finally pulled back; The king is important, I am willing to fool the main force of the palace guards to focus on the protection of the old king, and the safety factor of Fifth Lin and their escape has risen sharply.

In other words, I am willing to live until now and save myself a lot of things, otherwise Wu Lin would have to teach Xiao Wenyuan for a long time to let him do this job. God teammates are quite flattering even if they are in a competitive position; but Although he made great efforts in this step, the guards piled up in the palace also made the players in the regiment suffer a lot. This way of rushing out without reluctance to fight, the number of people was reduced from time to time. Those who run slowly and have poor defense , or was too unlucky to be critically hit by an NPC throwing a throwing weapon, and basically didn't survive the danger...

On the other side, Yang Rui and the others were stuck in the tunnel entrance and struggled for a few minutes. The meal runner Li thought of something and drew a simple plan on the ground with his dagger: "The location of this entrance is behind the bookcase in the study. At this location, the corridor is at this location, and the living room that can be seen from the door is at this location, the size is about... Hey, who of you remembers what is the south side of the study?"

Yang Rui had a flash of inspiration and understood Xiao Li's plan: "This study seems to be next to the living room. The window of the study faces the courtyard. The living room and the study are both quite large, but it is very difficult to not pay attention to such two large rooms. It’s hard to find out how many rooms there are on this floor, isn’t that what you mean?”

"We haven't seen the floor plan of this house, nor have we searched carefully, but if we think about it carefully, we can hide a tunnel entrance leading to the underground secret room in the living room and study room, and it is possible to hide more secret spaces." Send The meal runner Li got up and tapped along the wall.

After tossing for a while, the four people finally found a place with a clear echo among the walls on both sides of the tunnel crossing. After a while, they broke down the wooden wall and got out. It turned out to be a small room with a hidden door. There are a lot of things that can be preserved for a long time, such as dried meat and spices.

The courtyard that can be seen from the window of the study creates an illusion that there are only two super large rooms on this floor. This small room is just sandwiched in the hidden area of ​​the first floor. Walls without joints.Leaving the main house through this small door, the small number of NPCs in charge of guarding in the courtyard will no longer be a problem to the four masters of martial arts, not to mention that there are flower beds, sculptures, and landscape trees that can serve as shelters in the courtyard.

After killing the NPCs in the courtyard, the four of them ran away without saying a word, and "surrounded" the direction of the study in a square shape in a tacit understanding. The NPCs who jumped out of the opposite window came out and beat one by one. Anyway, you took the initiative to attack me I will have the responsibility to kill you all. It doesn't take much for them, and it's easier than digging out the wooden wall before.

After killing all the 50 NPC soldiers, Yang Ruicai wiped off his sweat, and asked in confusion, "Why did these bastards suddenly turn their backs on you? They were so polite when they came."

Li Yi, the food delivery runner, clapped his hands: "Oh, if you didn't say it earlier, we'll understand if we keep alive and ask."

"I don't think it's necessary..." Brother Dongfeng looked over with a strange expression, and raised the things he found from the corpse of the NPC sergeant, "Look at this."

"Confidential Document No. N"

"Arrest the thugs who ransacked the Prince's Palace and killed Prince Hao Shilie. If they resist, they can be executed on the spot."

"Damn it!" Yang Rui was startled at the time, he was stunned for a moment after subconsciously yelling, and then said, "Damn it?!"

Xiao Li ran over to take the file from Brother Dongfeng and looked at it carefully. In fact, there is no need to study it. How can the system create a fake file in the copy to mislead the players?After flipping through and confirming the signature at the end of the document, Xiao Li was also a little confused: "What's the meaning of this copy... Obviously, the task requires us to kill Hao Shilie, so why are we becoming thugs again?"

"...Thinking about it carefully, when the mission of this mainline stage was released, there were only players in the command hall, not half of the NPC soldiers, and even the captain of the gendarmerie who stayed inside to send missions to the players didn't show his face." Wanli sent Dongfeng said coolly, "According to the pissing nature of this game 'Kneeling in the Real', that is to say... this is a secret mission with dirty hands.

...The "adventurers" who suddenly appeared to help defend the city were not the henchmen of the publisher Blanche, so it could only be the latter.

"The paralyzed NPC has such a heart!" Yang Rui said angrily.

"How about we go back to the camp and kill Blanche?" Li, the meal runner, made a suggestion that made the other three very tempted.

"It seems possible!" Scout Liu agreed with both hands.

"Let's pretend we didn't find this confidential document and go back to the camp openly?" Wan Li sent Dongfeng an idea immediately.

"Let's go!" Yang Rui waved his hand and took the lead.

As soon as he took a step, he couldn't move, and the angle of view was fixed; as the system prompt for the main mission update sounded, the last player in this copy entered the forced animation:

The first thing that appeared in the player's field of vision... was the dead figure of Hao Shilie in the underground secret room, and then switched to the four gods of death who were about to walk out of the courtyard of the Prince's Mansion. Their movements and expressions were fixed in the forced animation, and Xiao Li was filled with righteous indignation , Brother Dongfeng had an evil smile on his face, and Yang Rui had a bad expression; judging from the camera cuts, they looked like warriors who had just killed the villain, with traces of battle on their bodies, and their fighting will was quite high...

The next shot zooms to the sky above the palace and then quickly descends. In front of the castle, the old king, the third prince, Her Highness the Princess and Grand Duke Blanche are king against king... Uh, no, it is a cordial meeting and a triumphant meeting. Her Highness the Princess is bowing gracefully Lifting his skirt to salute, Blanche put his hand on his chest, and the old king also had a kind smile on his face; around the two important NPCs stood a circle of players, about twenty players, each with a lot of battle marks on their bodies, Most of the people gritted their teeth with resentment on their faces, while a few remained expressionless and seemed to be still sneering...

In the following animation, there will be nothing for the player. The heroic soldiers are fighting fiercely. The Grand Duke Blanche, who is sitting in the town, commands his troops like a god. They cheered and threw their hats on the streets, thanked for the coming of peace, warriors were rewarded, villains who had participated in treason were dragged out of their homes, and were cast aside by the world...

The final scene is that Her Royal Highness the Princess Yingying steps onto the throne, the old king crowns her, and Grand Duke Blanche stands in the audience with a happy expression.Facing the camera, the new queen smiled compassionately and gracefully: "Thank you for the hard-won peace, thank you for the warriors who sacrificed and dedicated in the war, and thank you for all the heroes. It is you who saved Sarkos."

Grand Duke Blanche also had a line, this old man with bushy eyebrows, big eyes and a righteous face had tears in his eyes, excitedly: "Yes, Your Majesty, we should thank the unsung heroes who made sacrifices in this war. Uphold justice in this world."

"Thank you, sister! Justice, sister! Unsung hero, you are paralyzed!" Seeing this shameless scene, the players roared silently in their hearts, with strong resentment that lingered for a long time...

【Long Escort Mission】