The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"Rules?!" As soon as Wu Wulin said this, the expressions of Ye Yuege, Want to Jump to the 14th Floor, Yue Xia He, and Withered Ye Die all changed.

"..." Leng Qiubai glanced around the group members silently, and said expressionlessly, "Well, the dead house is clearly distinguished from ordinary people."

"Sister Qiubai, doesn't it mean that you are also one of the dead houses..." To jump to the 14th floor to complain, "In this way, the boss is not a question of whether we can pass it, but whether we will watch it here The guy who seems to be funny is wiped out... No matter what the setting of the worldview, the power of rules is unsolvable, right?"

Want to jump to the 14th floor and look at Fifth Lin, Fifth Lin did not disappoint him, nodded and said: "On the one hand, it can be said that the power of rules has no solution, on the other hand, since there is such a thing as the power of rules, it must also be affected Some kind of bondage."

"Can you please speak human language!" Tao Zi shouted out her heart for the others.

Wu Wulin pointed his finger at the boss who was sitting back on the mudstone armchair: "This guy directly exposed 100 points of basic HP after he appeared on the stage, and deliberately changed the terrain to make a force suppressing posture... More importantly, he had to sit Going to a high place and restricting players from directly attacking its body, what does it mean? It means that the BOSS itself does not have a direct attack method. If the BOSS uses the ability to change the landscape to attack the player, our group will be wiped out in minutes. It's not that the BOSS is just a bluffing paper tiger, but that the power of rules that the BOSS itself possesses is bound by some kind of rules... It's a bit gibberish. Yang Liu's probing attack behind the barrier is already very obvious: this boss needs to gain power in a certain way before he can fight the player, and absorbing the blood volume of the summoner is one of the ways to increase his winning rate."

Taozi's brain ached when he heard it: "Then we don't care what tricks it plays, can't we just kill it?" The reactions of simple-minded people are really the same...

Fifth Lin casually took out a bottle of blood tonic and threw it forward. The medicine the size of a vitamin bottle hit an invisible barrier and bounced back. Taozi stopped talking.

"This barrier was originally a little bit ahead of where we were standing..." Fifth Lin raised his foot and drew a line on the ground, "I tried kicking stones when the BOSS came on stage, and Ye Yuege hit the wall just now. You have seen it before." He moved a little closer to where the barrier is now, "When the BOSS let go of Qin Jian's protection, Yang Liu sneaked past, but I flashed after him and pretended to outflank Qin Jian's back, and was caught Blocked... the one-way shielding wall only relaxed for a moment, and we missed this opportunity."

"..." Except for Yang Rui who was vomiting blood, the other nine people looked melancholy and paralyzed.

Wu Wulin also nodded solemnly to everyone: "When I realized this, the opportunity was fleeting, and I did not fulfill my obligation to remind. However, judging from the results of Yang Liu's subsequent interviews and attacks, even if we seize this Boss chances are useless. The boss's "President's Judgment" is not a skill. Silencing words and divine seals are probably ineffective. Of course, there is no need to despair. This kind of rule ability cannot be directly applied to kills, otherwise Willow The blood bar can't bear the two moves. Yang Liu left the table with residual blood, and the BOSS did not perform any actions similar to making up the knife. From this point of view, the BOSS does not yet have the ability to directly attack the player, that is, the conditions are not met. If it is difficult to understand, You can think of the power of the rules of this BOSS as a weakened version of the god of death in the "Death is Coming" series of movies..."

The female players of "Tianjiao" are a little confused, and always feel that there is something wrong with the rhythm. In "The Incarnation of Heroes and Chivalry VS Beauty and Wisdom Coexistence", Leng Qiubai, Ke Long, who wants to jump to the 14th floor and install the background board, is the egg Painful face X3, the paralysis has provoked the nagging attribute of this guy again, looking at the situation, he won't stop talking about his understanding!

At a critical moment... Leng Qiubai stood up and forcibly interrupted Fifth Lin's long explanatory text: "We can understand what you mean, you said that the BOSS itself is also bound by certain rules, one is that it must release the so-called caller and brother. One is that it does not have absolute leadership over its summons, right?"

Fifth Lin seems to be a little bit unsatisfied, but he can't continue talking to himself after everyone said so: "Qin Jian, which was recruited by it in the second level, made a move to try to bully it, and I used it a little bit. There should be traps here, such as not paying attention to the middle scale when using Qin Jian. I personally guess that if this boss is completely defeated in the second level, it is very likely that other tricks will be used to even out the gap, so I have a little reservation. "

Fifth Lin's commentary finally didn't go any further, because the goblin prince roared a nonsense line and then waved his thin arm to recruit the younger brother of the third level-and when the general guard appeared on the stage, all the players present The skin began to twitch.

The guard boy who appeared in the third stage...is a round and fat man.The ball-shaped figure is matched with the exaggerated and gorgeous dress of a medieval eunuch. The upper body has puff sleeves and a waistcoat, and the lower body has tights with sequins. He even wears a top hat with long feathers, and his face is painted with colorful makeup. ...Compared to this horrifying look that blinds people's eyes, the name "Yu Zheng · Honorary Director of False Group" on his head is nothing.

"—The first few are still covering it up, this one is going to be called the original name!" Leng Qiubai's forehead burst out with veins, and he couldn't control his strong desire to complain, "What the hell is the honorary director? It's directly exposed on the title." The guy wants to usurp power? What are you talking about, the name of the fake group is so shameless, and there are groups of copycats under its command, this kind of power is usurping the fart!"

"Calm down, sister Qiubai, I'm going to rush your character design to collapse..." The desire to complain about jumping to the 14th floor is also very strong, "Don't you still fight for a rat boss in the rat nest, all the weird characters in the world Yes, besides, this is the game world, and this unlucky reminder mission of mine is also a plan to vent... I don’t think it’s meaningful to throw out any shit settings.”

"At a time like this, are you still in the mood to worry about who is setting things up?" Leng Qiubai glared at him.

Yue Xiahe directly turned her back to the direction of the mud platform. This elder sister who is famous for her ability is embarrassed at the moment, "I'm sorry, everyone, this blames me for taking a second look and panicking. Can I get a free card for this level?"

"It's okay, Sister He, this guy looks more funny than that guy on the mud platform, and he doesn't look like he can fight." Yaotiao 14th floor twitched.

"Cough, cough cough!" Yang Rui held his chest and spat out another mouthful of blood, and said with difficulty, "14, why can't you fill up my blood first after standing idle?!"

"...Brother Yang, I'm sorry, I was so shocked that I forgot about you." She was ashamed to jump to the 14th floor.

The first action of the eunuch version after X's debut was to shake his butt, the second action was to raise his hand to cover his mouth, pouting and shouting, and the voice of shouting was a strange aria: "Oh~ha! Youth! Girls! Fiery love and positive... Ah poo!"

"...I'm sorry, I can't help it." Yeyuege scratched her head and laughed dryly. After apologizing, she realized that the shield she threw had covered the monster's face, "Wow! This monster can be hit!"

"Hmph!" The players were just about to move and prepare to rush forward. Yu X, the eunuch version who broke the line on stage, shuddered all over his body and bounced off the shield with only his facial muscles. His stubby fingers pointed at the players. Pointing, angrily, "It's unreasonable~ It's a virtue not to interrupt the opera! Haven't you barbarians even learned the most basic etiquette? Wild cats are more elegant than you!"

"Natmeow is also called an opera, the coffin boards of the Florentines can't hold it down anymore..." Leng Qiubai turned his dead fish eyes and complained, "From ordinary people to guests to barbarians, these monsters love to set themselves up so much ?”

"...Although this NPC is indeed unsightly, the minimum information collection needs to be done." Wu Lin suddenly said in a calm tone, "This... object is not strange, at least not for now, even the name on the top of the head They are all in green, indicating that there is no battle plot now...you guys are really itchy, so at least make sure."

"Fifth brother, you are also facing that monster sideways." Tao Zi, a brave girl, said without restraint... no, bluntly.

"..." No.5 was silent for a while, "I probably need to interact with the plot first, who is willing to sacrifice for the team?"

——I'm going to tell you that the transfer is too blunt!The players in the group complained inwardly.

This level does not have a combat plot, or it is not intended to give players a chance to vent their violent emotions with violence-the eunuch version continues to perform its so-called "opera" performance with embarrassing lines after X scolded it. The degree of embarrassment is about 500 times the noise of the old driver of Shenqu. The sonic attack alone caused a group of players to back up 30 to [-] meters spontaneously, and it seemed that no one went up to interact with it and couldn't stop.

"I've had a bad appetite recently." Leng Qiubai said sincerely to everyone, "If I want to talk to that guy, I'll have to vomit for at least three days."

Rather shameless... No, Leng Qiubai, who is more able to pull off morals, gave such a reason, and the gentlemen in the regiment were embarrassed to leave this kind of task to the girls.Fifth Lin's resistance is on the table, since he wants to jump to the 14th floor, the NPC has never looked at him (literally) since he appeared on the stage, Yang Rui...Yang Rui doesn't care about this, but God special meow Dare to let this job transfer task go wrong to interact with NPC, so this glorious and arduous task can only fall on Ke Longge.

"Hey, I was thinking of me at this time." Kelong has been squatting at the back of the team and has not said anything. Wu Wulin and the others looked at the past. "Brother Kelong, it's okay, get the hell out of here...Brothers, it's not that my brother doesn't want to make such a move, brother, my heart has always been cool, can you make it up?"

Wu Wulin stared at him for a while, then turned his head towards the 14th floor strangely: "What's the matter with this guy?" Usually there are girls around, it's like he's been beaten, but now there are so many girls around, yay Actually playing high cold?

"Uh..." I have to jump to the 14th floor to look around. For the sake of choosing the candidates for the exchange, now they are a little far away from the girls, and they lower their voices, "I just taught Brother Yang how to be a man..."

On the 14th floor, let's briefly talk about what happened before Fifth Lin came, and Fifth Lin will understand why Lao Ke has such a bad attitude.Men over the age of 30 are still so crazy that they don’t know their last name. They are either mentally retarded or mentally retarded. It’s not that Brother Kelong doesn’t understand Yang Rui’s words, nor does he listen to persuasion, he just can’t let go of his self-esteem—from now on If you can let it go and don’t pretend to be in front of the girls, you can see the change of Lao Ke’s mentality. To put it bluntly, there are so many gardeners in the world who can grow flowers. Men, those who have experienced things will understand Monogamy actually protects men...what's the point of that.

If you want to say... If you come to a warm man at this time, you should go over to hook up with Lao Ke to ask for warmth, first recall the past and bring up common topics, then talk about the present "letting go" of everything and move forward lightly, and finally imagine the description of the future A better tomorrow, in short, the past was warm, the present is difficult, and the future is bright. It’s basically a routine to talk about comfort.Besides, many quarrelsome people don't really want others to accommodate him, cede land and pay compensation, he just wants to let others know his petty temper and personality, otherwise he bows his head too quickly, and he feels that his self-esteem can't pass.

It's a pity... Wu Wulin didn't have the patience to coax a rough old man. His reaction was to glance at Lao Ke lightly, and said to Yang Rui seriously: "Yang Liu, this is because you are wrong. This is how you handle this matter." Unclean from beginning to end."

Brother Kelong's ears were pricked up at that time, and he peeked at Wu Lin in surprise and disbelief, feeling quite excited in his heart. His father's fifth brother did not make friends in vain, and he even knew how to speak for his brother——

"Which time did the gentry in the Ming and Qing Dynasties be more obedient? Obviously the latter, right? In the Ming Dynasty, the old Zhu family was used to holding the gentry, and the gentry dared to push their noses on their faces. In the Qing Dynasty, the Aixinjueluo family took over the people from all over the world. They are all pigs and sheep, and the gentry are the fat sheep with longer wool and easier to harvest. Do you think the gentry turned to praise the stinky feet of the Qing court?" Fifth Lin said slowly and leisurely, "In the final analysis, the old Zhu family dare not No matter what you do to the gentry, the gentry have such a temper. But the Aixinjueluo family really dared to do something to the gentry, and the gentry lost their temper at all. The same is true for people. Will they be good after falling into your hands? That’s why human nature is cheap, what’s the use of preaching, it’s the last word to convince you..."

Brother Kelong burst into tears in an instant: "Old Wu, Lao Wu, brother, why don't you go and interact with that fat ladyboy now? I'm afraid of you, okay?"

Yang Rui watched Kelong's sad back go away with his mouth half open, and looked at Wu Wulin puzzled: "...Old Wu, what did you just tell me?"

Those who are listening have to jump to the 14th floor and slap themselves on the face.

"Eh? Brother Kelong has passed." The girls didn't know about the confrontation between the old men, and when they saw a warrior walking towards the eunuch Yu X, Leng Qiubai's eyes lit up.

As a professional editor of a game website, Ke Longge has seen all kinds of weird things. In his opinion, the shape of this NPC's invincible sour and hot eyes is just a child. The big-headed monster above is even more deformed like ET; under the watchful eyes of all the players, Krono, who bravely took on the important task of interaction, was a little staggering at the beginning, but after a few steps, it became smoother, and the closer he got to the NPC , his footsteps became firmer, and his momentum became more stable, erasing the frivolous influence he had given to the populace before, and at this moment, Brother Kron seemed to have a little bit of generosity despite thousands of people——

Everyone was quietly brewing emotions in their hearts, the guy suddenly stopped, turned around and gave a thumbs up to everyone behind him: "Do you think brother's footsteps are very tragic? I feel emotional when I walk, I just feel The setting is almost "Independence Day", don't you mean something like sacrificing yourself for the happiness of mankind?"

"What a trough!" A group of players were stumbling around, and Temiao was almost cheated by this guy. Is there any sincere feelings!

"Hey, with your cooperation, who will read the lines of "Independence Day" as the background sound?" Old Ke was still yelling.

"...There is no background sound, I have a sentence about Shabi, I don't know if I should say it or not?" Leng Qiu showed his middle finger with a blank face.

... Sister Qiubai is so black that she is close to ink, and her ability to complain is getting sharper.

You can still joke around at this time, Brother Kelong has really adjusted his mentality.Walking in front of the eunuch version of Yu X, the NPC's magical singing didn't affect him at all, and this guy even looked at the NPC up and down with very clear eyes: "Hey, Brother, you are ugly and have a personality!"

The words that highly arouse the hatred value, combined with the mocking expression of Krono that can be made casually, the eunuch version of Yu X's emotional "opera" can't go on singing, this ordinary person doesn't look at his face at all The courageous NPC glared at Kelong and said with a trembling voice, "What are you talking about, you barbarian?"

Brother Kelong clapped his hands suddenly, and compared his thumbs: "Didn't you hear me? I said you are ugly, stylish, and fat. After traveling around for so many years, I haven't seen you with your big brother. It seems so ugly and frank!"

Ah, this cheap picture that regards ridicule as a compliment, if it is replaced by someone else at the moment, it is probably already embarrassing him. It is also Kron who plays a knight with thick blood and high defense. The most feared thing is that NPCs (including players) suddenly Going berserk, if he wants to get angry with someone, he can do whatever he wants.

The eunuch version of Yu X's colorfully painted face is obviously blue and black, his flat nose almost exhales Erkang's features, and his mouth trembles as if he was suddenly thrown into the freezer of the refrigerator; but the strange thing is that this The NPC didn't go berserk, but calmed down after being angry for a few seconds, the drooping corners of his mouth were pulled up, and he laughed exaggeratedly: "Oh~ha! You are so interesting, a savage!"

Brother Kelong ignored the NPC's pretentious gesture, he walked half a circle to the left and half a circle to the right, and while admiring the strange shape of the NPC, he kept tsk-tsk: "It's reasonable, it's hard to see that this level can no longer be said to be a personal problem. It's time to escalate to a social security issue... Dude, are you all as hideous as you are or are you the only exception, has anyone used your portrait to ward off evil spirits?"

The eunuch Yu X's calmness couldn't be put on any longer, he was shaking with anger, raised his arm and pointed backwards vigorously: "Open your eyes! Can't you see there is someone uglier than me?! "

... The air suddenly became quiet.

The copy-goblin prince on the mud platform stared at X with murderous eyes, and after X blurted out, he realized that he had said something wrong, and sweat began to drip from his thickly painted forehead.

Brother Kelong clapped his hands happily: "Oh, it turns out that your aesthetic sense is still normal, and you can tell the difference between beauty and ugliness!"

"...so cheap!" All the players roared in their hearts, and at the same time couldn't help gloating at their misfortune—it should be!Calling you ghosts and howling wolves toss people's auditory nerves!If it's a monster boss, it has the quality of a monster boss. Don't BB come up and fight directly, can't you?

Brother Kelong continued to work hard, with an extremely sincere expression: "Then you put such a thick thing on your face to prevent yourself from being scared when you look in the mirror when you put on clothes?"

"Oh oh oh——" the eunuch version Yu X raised his arms and roared loudly. The anger and anger in the roar was as full of emotion as when Ya sang. Brother Kelong didn't give it in vain. Just look at the posture of this NPC , put his hand on the waist pocket of the player's space, and was ready to take out the big shield at any time. Unexpectedly... this NPC is still named green after roaring, not crazy, but the facial features are more ferocious, and people can't look directly at them (literally Meaning), the forced laughter was also extremely harsh, "Oh~ha~ Barbarian! You have a pair of lips that are good at turning black and white! How can my lord be understood by fools like you? Charm! Temperament! Talent! Demeanor! This is the value of being a higher creature!"

"I just praised you for your normal aesthetics. So you call ugly crying children charming? Then it must be easy for your race to get married. Are sows, horses and monkeys like angels in your place? You and these two animals Is there reproductive isolation?"

"What?! Do you humans originally regard low-level instinctive creatures as marriage partners?"

"This NPC's level of shamelessness is comparable to that of Kelong." In the team, the pure Tao Zizi commented seriously.

"... Has the first knight always been like this in your guild?" Withered Leaf Butterfly was stunned and trembling.

On the other side, a few old men squatting together are also silently watching the confrontation between Kelong and the eunuch version of Yu X. This kind of dialogue that lowers the overall quality of the players, and the SAN value plummets just by listening, is annoying. Rui wanted to turn off the volume of the game, and said in pain, "Is it because I am behind the times or we are too young, how can players fight with NPCs and still be torn into... this look?"

"Don't, Brother Yang, don't misunderstand. There are tens of millions of gamers, and those who can draw like Brother Kelong are definitely a minority." Yaoju 14th floor twitched and said, thinking for a while, and then added the emphasis ,"Very few!"

It's not that Wu Lin couldn't listen, but he was very dissatisfied with Ke Long's behavior of patronizing his mouth and not doing business, so he typed a private chat with Ke Long word by word: "Can you be more mature, Be rational, don't worry about bullying NPCs to gain a sense of presence? Hurry up and get down to business!"