The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Others play games with PVP and PVE, while Kelong plays PVBB.Of course, loving BB is not a bad thing, and Kronk usually knows how to pick people when he zooms in, and rarely hurts innocent people by mistake. Besides, watching a big muscular guy perform his mouth skills is also quite enjoyable, as long as he is not caught by BB. For himself, who cares if he has no limit to what he can talk about, is it a big deal to watch the excitement?

After receiving Wu Lin's private chat urging, Kelong adjusted his offensive route a little bit. Simply put, it was from the attack of mindless life to the direction of yin and yang that destroys the unity of others. For example, when mocking X Praise the goblin prince on the mud platform behind, this kind of trick is very common in game scolding battles among trolls, because it is useful and easy to use, it has always been enthusiastic about game trolls-for example, in reality As an example, why does the Asan family "love" the Chinese so deeply?Isn't it because they have been drawn to compare with the Chinese... Children are always full of resentment towards "other people's children", and that's the same thing.

"enough!"

The eunuch version of Yu X can still bear it, and the goblin prince on the mud platform has already blown his nose, pointing at X with his thin arm: "You idiot, how long are you going to be entangled with that trash! Squeeze that bug to death ,You idiot!"

"Wori!" Kelong couldn't calm down anymore, and immediately turned his taunting fire to the goblin prince, "That ET who was born ugly and cried for your mother, is your dad busy with receiving guests and didn't teach you how to speak human? Your father Selling your ass for the rest of your life to hold you up, you are in the rhythm of falling out with your father's benefactor as soon as your wings harden?"

... "I am one of the people who fucked your father" is more vicious than "fuck your father". The goblin prince's blood vessels burst at that time, and he stomped at X furiously: "Kill that guy! I order You kill that guy immediately!"

"The route is wrong?" Fifth Lin squinted his eyes and touched his chin. "Yu X is much more patient than Guo X. Should he directly provoke that goblin?" Seeing that Yu X couldn't resist the goblin prince's direct orders, he was ruthless. Reluctantly attacking Brother Kelong, "Qiubai, Yeyuege, and 14 follow me. Let's try out a wave of skills first."

The younger brother is playing cautiously not because he is afraid of death, but because he is holding his airs and sitting firmly on the mud platform.It’s not clear what the attack power of the eunuch version Yu X is, but the fighting style of this NPC seems to be quite powerful—the first move after Ya’s green name changes to red name seems to be a group repelling skill, double Klong stretched his arms and took out his shield, and was knocked back more than six meters away. Leng Qiubai and Ye Yuege, who caught up with him, were just enough to catch him: each with one foot , Kick the buttocks.

"Thank you, hey!" Kelong steadied his footsteps in embarrassment, "I'm not a bacterium, can I still be infected by stretching out my hand?!"

What made Kelong so angry was that Leng Qiubai, his own person, even gave him a thumbs up: "Old Ke, you are really good. I have never seen you so hard on the opposite sex before."

"...Brother has always been so hard!"

The eunuch version of Yu X, who was born in a circle of white land in Qing Dynasty, pinched his orchid fingers and shouted in a shrill voice: "Feel the anger of His Royal Highness, rude barbarian—the boundary cage!"

A translucent light wall with a height of more than two meters rises from the feet of Kelongge, Leng Qiubai, and Yeyuege who entered its attack range. The space inside the light wall is extremely narrow, and players can turn around in it It is very difficult to jump up with strength.Similar predicament skills are quite common in dungeons, but dungeon bosses will give some hints when using similar skills, and generally give players about two seconds to react. There was no warning at all, and it took effect immediately after the announcement.

According to the common sense of the game, if the player accidentally hits the monster's predicament skills, he will suffer a wave of damage immediately. The three trapped players with rich PVE experience have activated the damage reduction skills in seconds-then there is no more, success Yu X, the eunuch who trapped the player, didn't seize the opportunity to make up the knife, but stood still, and turned his head to look behind him, and saluted slowly and gracefully: "Your Highness, you How do you think it is appropriate to deal with these barbarians?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Goblin prince spurted out a mouthful of old blood, slapping the armchair made of mud and rocks and roaring, "You idiot! Kill them! Kill them!"

"Your Highness, I must obey your orders. You are the most wise man in the group, and you are the brightest new star in the Goblin Kingdom..."

To jump to the 14th floor and Fifth Lin, the speed is a beat slower than that of Leng Qiubai and Ye Yuege, just not within the scope of the eunuch version of Yu X's group dilemma skills, to jump to the 14th floor and raise his arms to prepare for the most injured The group members went to the energy infusion to save their lives, and saw the two bosses singing together, they were stunned, and looked at Wu Lin with a dazed face: "Fifth brother, is that fat and ugly NPC mentally ill?"

"This guy is not sick..." Fifth Lin rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes, "This guy is delaying time, so the longer the delay, the better for this guy..." He thought of something, and glanced at Leng Qiubai , laughed, "So that's what happened."

Leng Qiubai was staring at the two bosses with "you're teasing me" expression on her face, Wu Wulin's words made her froze for a while: "Fifth brother, why are you looking at me like that?"

"The hint given by the system, you have already said it before, Qin X is mixed with Yu X, how could he be summoned by the goblin to be his younger brother? After Qin Jian appeared on the stage, he obviously bullied the goblin, and his behavior The pattern also conforms to this logic." After Wu Lin figured it out, he calmed down, "Thinking about it differently, let's think for the time being that the goblin prince who appeared in this escort mission is the master of a small faction in the background of the game. , false group... This funny and dynamic social group does exist, so it is not surprising that there is an ambitious person in the group who is not the same as the leader. Judging from the current situation, Yu X's setting is this ambitious person, Qin The sword is its loyal younger brother, so when the goblin prince commutes...that is, when he comes to participate in the work of obstructing the players of this mission, it is only natural to throw out the disobedient younger brother as cannon fodder in the boss battle."

Half of the players in the group felt stern faces, half of them had constipated faces, Leng Qiubai was also one of the constipated faces, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth: "We have to run a mission and be forced to watch the grievances and grievances of the NPC group?!"

"Probably this is a plan to let players experience that NPCs are also alive, flesh and blood, and have feelings. This kind of situation occurs a lot in missions. Those guys love to dig out details and spend a lot of time in meaningless places. business." Wu Lin habitually taunted the plan, "In short...an enemy's enemy is a friend, since Yu X wants to wrestle with the goblin, let's not bother him to engage in internal strife."

So... the players really acted as onlookers watching from the sidelines in such a boss fight scene. When the two bosses pinched the goblin prince for a while to force the CD to be restored and sent it to X as the king's precursor, the players were still very excited. Cooperate with the large army to retreat, Liu Kelong, the MT, let Yu X "freeze"; Continue to chat with the goblin prince...

"...It's so boring, I want to go offline." Yang Rui finished counting the hairs on his legs, and began to harm the flowers and plants at his feet, "Old Wu, when will this day be the end?"

Fifth Lin was still staring at the time: "Come on, summoned beasts have a time limit. The warlock with the longest duration in the player's skill tree can last for half an hour at a time, and the summoned beasts of the boss can't escape this rule. No Because of X'devotion', the Goblin Prince's combat power can't reach full value, and the BOSS should be more anxious than us."

"I still don't understand. Didn't it mean that the goblin has some cool power of rules? Why doesn't it use that ability?" Tao Zi blinked her cute big eyes and said.

Leng Qiubai, I want to jump to the 14th floor, and Brother Kelong really wanted to gag this girl, but it was too late, Wu Lin looked at her with the eyes of "I really appreciate your curiosity to ask questions when you don't understand". Tao Zi opened the mouth and said: "From the beginning to now, the goblin prince has used the power of rules five times. The first time was to change the terrain and trap us here, the second time was to summon Qin Jian, and the third and fourth time were used to Resisting Willow, the fifth time it is used to summon X. From this we can see that the power of the rules of this BOSS cannot directly act on the characters. When defending against Willow, it can only set rules and use the power of rules to take effect The last ability throws Yang Liu out instead of killing Yang Liu directly. This is also reflected in its summoning younger brothers. Qin Jian and Yu X can be summoned by him, but there is a question mark on the level of "for his use". , before Qin Jian just secretly played against it, but now this Yu X directly confronts it, right?"

"Oh..." Taozi looked confused. In fact, she didn't understand halfway through Fifth Lin's speech...

"Not to mention the spineless Qin Jian, X showed obvious resistance after he appeared on the stage. It’s still the same. We already know that the dead little brother can increase the blood volume of the boss, and maybe it can also increase the combat power that it has not shown, so first of all, Yu X doesn’t want to die——Ordinary humanoid wild monsters with residual blood know how to run away .Secondly, after X delays the summoning time, its secondary purpose can be achieved: weakening the combat power of the goblin prince. After all, no matter what its purpose of delaying the time is, its interests are in the same direction as our players..."

Leng Qiubai rolled his dead fish eyes and answered, "You either go back to your old lair and wait for the goblin to burp, and it will reap the benefits, or it is still reluctant to leave and find a chance to make up for it... right? If it is reluctant to leave, it will be fine." It's more comfortable, kill the goblins, hug the grass and beat the rabbits and kill the girl, this level of boss can fight two at a time, and it is usually enough to grab a small wild boss."

"Yeah." Fifth Lin choked, "Sister Qiubai is right, but the words are a bit rough. Qiubai, why is your style of painting suddenly so unrestrained..."

Leng Qiubai squinted his eyes and said: "I'm not following your thoughts. What's the difference between being polite and being rude? The meaning is always the same."

"Of course there is a difference. Coming to Korea and conquering the world have the same meaning, but the artistic conception is different." Fifth Lin said seriously, "Besides, my thoughts are not so unpleasant. It is normal for players to fight bosses in games. Red name It’s just strange, how can I use the metaphor of ‘hugging the grass and beating the rabbit’...”

"Hey... the focus of attention is a thousand miles away..." Yue jumped to the 14th floor and complained.

In short... the first wave of ambush monsters in this escort mission may seem aggressive and domineering, but it is only the first level in the entire escort plot after all.The traps are dug there generously, and the clues are also provided wave after wave. If you can’t find the tricks all the way, pass the level and push the boss at the end, then in the end you will face a person who can copy Player skills, unparalleled blood volume, strong control skill points are full, and the ultimate version that can level A players with just one frame. Copy copy. Goblin prince... If you raise the BOSS to this level by yourself, there is no place for you to be aggrieved if you destroy the group Reasonable.

The eunuch version Yu X's summoning time is long enough, the fat man disappeared with a smile, and went back to his hometown to wait to receive the political inheritance of the goblin prince. The goblin prince who had no chance to swallow his younger brother to replenish blood had to deal with it in a semi-crippled state. Bright-eyed player—this guy's power of rules is more restricted than Wu Wulin expected. After three growth stages of replenishing blood, his power of rules is immediately banned.Of course, it won’t work if you don’t ban it. If there is a deadly player team to let it grow to the full BUFF level smoothly, and then have the power of rules like a cheating device, wouldn’t it be shown to you every day...

It is even easier for such a semi-crippled BOSS to push, Fifth Lin directly asked everyone to back off and close the door to release Yang Rui... Uh, it should be said that the BOSS has the ability to copy the first level, so everyone Just don't add to the chaos, just let Yang Liuyang, a fake fighter and a real priest, go up and single out.

Including VIVI and Qin Jian, the three logistics monsters transported two pieces of blue equipment, one piece of green suit parts, some gold coins, and some materials to the players. As for the equipment, you can be greedy as much as you need according to the needs of your profession. If you want more people, you can roll and talk. Generally speaking, the team atmosphere is harmonious, and all the players are beaming... The only exception is Yang Rui, who made great efforts in fighting the boss. .

"Although everyone gave me the boss to fight, how come I don't have any sense of accomplishment?" Said the melancholy Yang Liuyang.

President Yue Xiahe, who didn't even come in handy when trying out his younger brother's skills, didn't want to talk nonsense, but Ke Long, a guy who gave up his career in flirting with girls, said blankly: "Why don't I kill X & Guo with both mouths and guns?" Give you some of X Ming's sense of accomplishment?"

"...You keep it by yourself." The corner of Yang Rui's mouth twitched.

While a group of players continue to follow NPC George on the road, let us turn our perspective to a certain supporting character who will show a small face in this incident.

Tragic reminder Dan Dingcha, male, 23 years old, graduated from a pheasant vocational school.

Vocational schools...everyone knows it.A good school with strong teachers is almost daily. One by one, the graduates are blocked by a large number of companies and companies.The students have no idea that it is difficult to get a job. What makes them even more troubled is the choice of working for others or being their own boss to start a business.

Not just a close pheasant school, that's heh.Most of these pheasant vocational schools are privately run, with no teachers and poor educational resources. The teaching process is basically a struggle between teachers and students around truancy and class discipline. The way out for students is... the best is Going to the bottom to work as a factory sister and factory brother, or worse, maybe go in the direction of a dynamic social team.

Unfortunately, it was such a privately run pheasant vocational school that sadly urged Calm Tea to get involved. Some of his classmates were in pairs privately subscribed for life in the school, and both men and women could not write the word "responsibility". A bunch of people, their lives were suppressed to death in the pressure of family life that came too early, and it was harder than others to get to the bottom; I found out that those with higher education than myself were honestly serving as boys in the hair salon, so my dreams were shattered and I returned to reality; the other part, just like sad reminders, stayed in my hometown and worked hard as wage earners. The road that the parents at the bottom have walked, if you are lucky, you can get a job as a courier...

Sadly, I didn't have the luck to deliver the courier. After leaving school, I worked as a boy in a hair salon for a few years. I saved some money when I was frugal. I was ambitious and struggled to buy a house for 30 years. The virtual reality technology came out. , Sweeping all the online games on the market, the tragic calm tea that he dedicated to a certain 3D online game after work decisively surrendered his knees... Uh, the savings he saved by not smoking in the past few years.

The virtual reality technology game "The Second Continent" not only killed the online games on the market and swept the computer industry, but also killed the small illegal studios that used to regard every game as a scourge-horse hacking, robot scripting Gold leveling, a few people control a dozen computers to control thousands of game accounts, the scale is small, but the damage to the life of the game is amazing. Many game masterpieces that have been poured into the hard work of game workers for a few years are ruined. In the hands of this small, locust-like illegal studio.

Binding of game characters and citizen IDs, login authentication scanning when using the game warehouse, single-person and single-number restrictions, gave the illegal studio practitioners who entered the game to develop the market during the closed beta period a head-on blow, low labor costs There is no room for the "Second Continent" in "The Second Continent"; and the national network supervision department directly cooperates with the game GM detection department on the Internet, let alone cheating, even if you take off your clothes in front of a female NPC I want to talk to you, the group of people who are used to living in the gray area are devastated for a while, and many of them lose their popularity and directly participate in the attacks on new technologies by people with ulterior motives on the Internet...Of course, this is of no use.

Some "savvy people" once called for it, saying that the online player group should be more tolerant and loving towards the studio. It is they who have lowered the price of the game, popularized the materials and equipment needed in the game, and improved the game experience of the players, etc. ;Now, "Second Continent" silently proves that such remarks are completely incomprehensible. Without a large number of scripted gold mining robots, the game environment can only be more comfortable and peaceful. How can it destroy the game experience?

In short... the collective death of the Locust Illegal Studio has no effect on the player experience of the game. Players who enter the virtual reality space happily run on this game land that is highly close to the real body feeling.At the same time, without the studio that snatches players and dumps a lot of low-level materials and items, it is easier for free players to profit from the game-for example, the supporting player who appeared in this chapter sadly urged Calm Tea, when he first started the game, he just used He played games as a pastime, and he didn't have the financial ability to go out for some nightlife because he could only afford instant noodles for the game room.After playing for a while, Tranquility gradually realized that making money in this game is not much more difficult than being a boy in a hair salon in real life. The equipment obtained by swiping the materials can basically find buyers, and the price of gold coins is as stable as a dog. The RMB exchanged for the hourly gold on the game trading network is completely worthy of his concentration and sweat.

Three months after the game was released, after estimating the comparison between the game's income and the actual salary, he sadly reminded Calm Tea to abandon the promising job of the boy in the hair salon without hesitation, and joined the career path that thousands of freelancers yearn for - playing Gold monsters do tasks, offer rewards to run errands to lead the boss, don't worry about poor performance, the boss will show you face, and there are no piles of nonsense among colleagues, even if you only earn the hard work and income of the lowest level of gold diggers There is no comparison with the formal members of a large studio, and the sad tea is also sweet and happy like a husky.

As a dedicated personal professional player and a conscientious person with the purpose of making money, sad reminder Dan Dingcha never reads forums in the game, does not pay attention to gossip, does not participate in players' disputes, does not flirt with cats and dogs, and has nothing to do with it—as long as it has nothing to do with making money He's not interested in anything.Such a local player in Liangyin Town who is online for 818 hours a day and is active in the small gold coin trading market, has no idea what player guilds there are in Liangyin Town, how many famous people there are, and what shocking things happen. The [-] incident where the ghosts and gods were full of blood, and even this buddy who was active in the wild during the territorial war just wondered how the weather in the game changed, and then buried himself in killing monsters...

In the biodiversity of gamers, Sad Reminder is not an extreme example - there are many people like him, but some people are addicted to game content, some people are obsessed with life and career, and he is obsessed with making money and saving money. .The impact of the National Day holiday on the sad reminder of calming tea is that more people have recently bought gold coins, and he works harder and concentrates when killing monsters for gold...

This guy who has a big problem with communication has no partners in the great money-making business, and he is usually alone. One day, he accepted a mercenary mission posted by a player and ran errands for a boss. Sadly, he calmed down and found someone There is a mission line hidden in the small NPC village, and he didn't tell anyone, let alone post a post on the forum to pretend to be a comparison when he was full. After completing the single mercenary mission, he quietly left Tuolan Village (the village where Yang Rui first met Kelong Ge), spent more than half a month in this village hidden in the depths of the Teresa Mountains, and he would not stop until he dug out the hidden quest line to make a fortune.

This village named Dashu Village is not specifically marked on the map. There are too many similar small villages with only a dozen households in the urban area map. The Liangyin Town area is not considered a big map. There are also hundreds of them.Generally speaking, the NPC villages that are more common to players, either have geographical advantages in the vicinity of towns, or the geographical location is good enough to attract daily life players, or some popular tasks have been discovered, or there are people coming and going offline near the spawn point. The "adventurer" has become a rare and rare creature. From the time when he sadly urged Calm Cha to enter the village to explore the quest line, the villager NPCs in more than a dozen households regarded him as a rare creature.

This kind of attention is good for discovering the quest line and gaining favorability with NPCs. In the past half a month, he has been sadly reminded to calm down and brush monsters to make money. He also repaired the roofs of the villagers and ran errands to take care of their children. The NPCs in the village called him no longer "Traveler" has become a "Warrior", which means that the favorability is basically above friendly.

The sad reminder of this day is the same as before. After going online, I brushed the monsters for a few hours. After going back to the village to rest, I went out to the hunter’s house to take care of the children to do housework. Generally, this is a purely hardworking way to increase friendship. Other players don't like it, but he has a lot of game time and doesn't have much advantage in IQ, so he can only choose the most stupid way.

While feeding the little NPC kid with two tubes of snot, the usually quiet Dashu Village suddenly heard lively voices, as if someone was calling "Warrior"; When the hunters return, the village will be lively for a while, but he is not calm when he hears the title "Warrior". Without a certain degree of friendliness or NPCs asking for something, this name will not appear. He himself is squatting The dilapidated houses of the villagers are obviously calling him!

The thought of "a competitor has appeared" flashed through his mind, he was vigilant and at the same time felt pain in his heart, he calmed down and hurriedly left the little kid and ran out. , being robbed is only because he has to feel sad for a long time before he recovers. If the quest line that has been soaked for so many days is cut off by people, it is easy to say that he fainted in the toilet.

The villages deep in the mountains do not have the capital to build houses wantonly. The sixteen houses in Dashu Village are all close together to help each other, forming a circular pattern like cats sleeping together. It is sad to remind calm tea to run out and see a group of Players poured into the village, some of them were looking around curiously, some had a constipated face, and some were actually interacting with the villagers——

"...this village is mine!" Sadly reminding Dan Dingcha that he was immediately indignant, with a raging desire to protect his appetite and a sense of rejection...but he couldn't cry out from the depths of his soul.

"Hey, someone's here." The leader of the group saw the sad reminder of calm tea rushing out of the private house, and waved at him casually, "Hey, brother, I want to ask you something... brother? Buddy?"

Sorrowful and calm, he glanced at this man's head-to-toe gorgeous equipment, and quickly estimated in his heart the gold content of this equipment and the price of converting it into RMB... So he became even less calm, eyes like swords, glaring at class enemies His eyes stabbed at this guy, and he was very angry in his heart: the rich and the second generation are still here to grab tasks like me who are hovering on the line of food and clothing!

"..." Yang Rui swallowed, and quietly tore off the corner of Wu Wulin's clothes, "Uh, Lao Wu, did that buddy fight with us?"