The Invincible Dad of Online Games

"Let me do it..." Sometimes Wu Lin also hates him for his shameless procrastination, just like a painter who sees someone painting an egg into a potato and wishes to help him change the strokes, "This The village was affected by some kind of external force, and the villagers all had lesions that turned into cats after nightfall. In a feudal theocracy country, this kind of cursed village can't be regarded as a victim. If you want to avoid being burned, you have to be caught Be a man with your tail on your shoulders. So far, this village has done a good job of keeping secrets. Since the game was launched, only you, an accidental intruder, have discovered their secrets, and you pretended not to know and secretly increased the villagers' favorability. That's what it all boils down to, right?"

"Treasure..."

"It doesn't matter whether it's a treasure or not." Wu Lin interrupted sadly and reminded him to calm down, "First of all, you haven't triggered the hidden mission yet, and secondly, judging from the way you get in touch with the villagers, you chose to follow the village route. It is a story mode of helping the villagers break the curse as a warrior. If successful, there will naturally be rewards, but it must have nothing to do with the money the villagers kept before they were cursed. Let’s not mention whether the NPC’s treasures are valuable to the players. It’s only been half a year for players since the game’s server was launched, but it’s more than five years as an NPC. The former middle-class and above big family who have been trapped in the mountain village for more than five years are not in a hurry to use their previous savings to recover after getting out of trouble. Social status, what do you do for a foreigner like you?"

"...Huh?" Sadly reminded Dan Dingcha that this person's IQ is quite touching, and his only intelligence is spent on saving money to make money. Wu Lin said that the treasure is worthless and the treasure will not be given to him. He can understand, so His little expression of despair and horror from before was revealed again.

"..." Leng Qiubai twitched the corner of his mouth and silently shifted his gaze, this kid is so stupid that it makes people embarrassing...

"Of course, it's not that the starting point of brushing the friendship of villagers is wrong... This game claims to be the highest degree of freedom. There are multiple solutions to any task. Taking the warrior route to 'save' the village is also one of the solutions." Wu Lin paused here. He paused, glanced at the sad tea and calmed down, and said slowly, "But... we have to consider this issue by considering the game environment and background settings. The theocratic country like the Principality of Yalf, which is adjacent to the Holy Land, every city There are temples, and NPC priests are sent down to the village level. The so-called folk aliens with supernatural powers... are either captured and raised by nobles with ulterior motives, or they are burned on the stake. So can it be concluded that Dashu Village Is it the victim of a wealthy family of the same class? Not necessarily. One of the nobles does not say that they are powerful, but they are sure to cover the sky with one hand. If they have the ability to slaughter these villagers, why use any curse method? Aristocratic style, in other words, the person who cursed this village does not have the social status to compete with the original status of these villagers, so this person took a detour and completely destroyed the original social status of these villagers."

"...Don't go around Fifth Brother, it's hard for me to listen to you talking about this." He was about to jump to the 14th floor with a sad face.

"Then simplify it." Fifth Lin nodded, "We have all seen the pissing nature of plotters. From the standpoint of planning, lower the IQ to the same level as planning, and then look at the situation of this village. Plain and simple."

——The concubine can't do it!All the players on the scene roared angrily in their hearts.

"Someone who didn't have the power, that is, the person who didn't have the ability to curse, gained the ability under the 'processing' of these villagers, and used a certain way to cast a cat curse. The villagers who were cursed didn't care what he was. It is impossible for social status to integrate into a country where theocracy is paramount, so the only option left is to hide in the mountains.” Fifth Lin sped up his speech, “But from these villagers pretending to inadvertently reveal to those who stayed here From the perspective that adventurers own treasures, the villagers are undoubtedly eager to return to their status as normal people. How can people who once had social status be willing to live a life that is not much better than wild animals? But since the oppressed have been forced to risk their lives to resist According to the experience, only the Madonnas can believe that these villagers belong to the lawful and good camp. In this way, the adventurer who takes the villager route to solve the task, that is, the end of the player can be predicted, and the moment the curse is lifted is also the opposite position between the player and the villagers. At the beginning, not to mention suddenly turning around and attacking the player, it won’t hurt to be in the dark, such as guiding the player to a special place guarded by a beast, where the Treasure of Words is hidden..."

Wu Wulin didn't care how everyone reacted when they heard this place, he adjusted his angle of view, looked at an empty place, and smiled, "Is that the case?"

"...Who are you talking to?" Yang Rui asked.

"Nothing." Fifth Lin looked away.

"Hmm... I roughly understand why you don't want to touch the hidden things in this village. It's because of the depression department." Leng Qiubai rolled his dead fish eyes and said, pointing to the petrified sad reminder of calm tea, "According to What do you mean, this kid's hard work for so long to improve his friendliness is all in vain?"

"It's not too busy. If you pursue the highest degree of completion, it is reasonable to do so. For example, violently step on the pit thrown by the villagers and then kill these villagers in turn, and then report to your professional guild to destroy a certain Evil lair, world prestige, and various rewards will come naturally, and the sweat from the detours before can be earned back." Fifth Lin said.

Tragedy reminds Calm Tea to be tongue-tied, no matter how stupid he is, he knows that if he goes on like this, he will never be able to make it to the end with his own strength. In other words, no group of more than 40 people will fall into this task. After thinking about it, he feels quite It's not a taste, and said airily: "Don't just talk about me, what would you do if you came here?"

Leng Qiubai, want to jump to the 14th floor, and Kelong all gave this guy appreciative looks, boy, you can be brave!

"Of course...find the nearest village, trick an NPC priest to come over and see what the village looks like at night, and then follow the NPC army to flatten this monster hiding place." Fifth Lin shrugged, "Or like you are a For thieves, then kidnap the prodigal son of a noble NPC family and throw it over, and then collect the reward issued by the noble family and bring a large number of NPC mercenaries to call... It will be resolved painlessly within one night."

Sadly reminding Dan Dingcha to stare at Fifth Lin for a few seconds, he slowly crouched down with his head in his arms.

"Old Five, I have a question." Yang Rui stroked his chin and said in doubt, "It means that all the cats in this village have been demonized, so what's the matter with this blacksmith?" He raised his finger, and the functional NPC blacksmith Sam was copying The hammer stands on the side of the workbench to give players "clang bang" repair equipment.

"Functional NPCs are generally rarely involved in mission plots, unless the functional NPC is a hireable NPC. Blacksmith Sam doesn't seem to be of this type at the moment, otherwise George brought us here, and he would have to play the role of matchmaking , the player should not be left without saying a word. From the current point of view, this blacksmith is likely to be a safe point for the player to enter the village at night during the game time, and the villagers will not come here to reveal the secrets of the village. Or... this blacksmith He is the guide when cracking the route of the whole plot, and players can pry into the secrets of the village by interacting with him." Fifth Lin replied to Yang Rui with a much more relaxed tone, not as thorny as before, "In short... since everyone If it happens, let’s solve this matter, we don’t care about the whole plot if we want to solve the puzzle within an hour, it doesn’t matter whether we interact with the blacksmith or not.”

"W, T, F?!" Leng Qiubai's eyeballs bulged out, paralyzed, isn't that what you said just now?Doggie!

"Within an hour?" The sad reminder that the tea was resurrected at the speed of light, who was squatting on the ground, jumped up like a spring, and taunted Wu Lin, "I think you look decent when you analyze it, why don't you speak at all?" Dong Naozi, even if you cut the mess with a quick knife according to the method you said, wouldn't you have to go to some noble priest at dawn, what can you do in an hour?" After spraying this guy, he still looked worried about the country and the people. Yang Rui, "Brother, I'm talking to you, but anyone who is easy to brag about is usually not a good person..."

"...Damn it?!" Even Yang Rui was startled, Leng Qiubai and the others looked sadly and calmly, as if they were seeing a living Jedi warrior, and even jumped to the 14th floor with thumbs up, "Brother Catch! I will give you this broken game!"

Wu Wulin has no expression, no fluctuations in his heart, not arguing with the mentally retarded is a compulsory course for every smart person, just like every time he has something to look for "Handsome", he only contacts Xue in January and never goes You can't have fun with Mr. Galen.So... Calmly glanced at the sad tea, Fifth Lin continued as if he hadn't heard this guy's question: "Except for the unfriendly location, depressing plot, and maybe the rewards are probably not good enough, this hiding can still be done I did it. In terms of triggering, since this sad brother has brushed up to the friendship level of the close level..."

Leng Qiubai glared at Wu Lin, and continued to be angry at the unfair treatment of this guy before, and sadly reminded that calm tea had already called: "Brother, can you change the name?"

Fifth Lin paused, "Hmm...Brother Gucha has reached the favorable affection level that meets the requirements..."

"..." I was going to jump to the 14th floor and silently turned my head away.

...Many players rarely think about what the ID will be called when they call it an abbreviation when they create a game ID. He looks very domineering and has a personality, but when people call him helpless, the abbreviation is "scheming dog"...

Commanders who are used to leading a large group are always very wise to explain the tactical play to the level that an adult mouse (about an eight-year-old child with an IQ) can understand it when explaining. There is no way, the super god among gamers There are a lot of pitfalls, and there are so many pitfalls that there is no limit. Even if it is a guild group that has been running in for a long time, when it develops a new book or engages in some new activities, there will still be members who show you how cute and foolish they are.

If the main target of the commentary process was Tao Zi when Wu Wulin led the small group before, then what he has to do now is to make the sad reminder calm and tea understand his arrangement of cracking this task-repelling this guy is It's the same thing, since everyone joined in and relied on Yang Rui not to leave, then Fifth Lin had to consider bringing him to play, and he couldn't just sit back and watch him act cute and make a fool of himself.

How to solve this puzzle hidden in Dashu Village is "very simple" in Wu Lin's words. There are two routes. One is to use the intimate prestige acquired by Sad Tea to obtain information from the villagers. Well, the second thing is to go out in groups to take the unpopular route of the villagers: to expose the evil deeds they have committed.

It was fine when explaining the process, but Leng Qiubai quit during the grouping: "I didn't care about your attitude towards me before, how could you throw that crap to me?"

"The route that Yang Liu and I took is more difficult..." Fifth Lin explained.

"You doubt my IQ?" Leng Qiubai narrowed his eyes.

Fifth Lin was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Of course not, it is precisely because I believe in sister Qiubai that I entrust this problem to you! Even if there are any problems, Lao Ke and 14 can discuss it with you. The three of you It’s more than enough to hang me with two benefits and one that’s not as good as Zhuge Liang.”

After a long time of wrangling... Leng Qiubai had no choice but to give in, and led Lao Ke, 14, and Sad Ding Cha to find the Maohua villagers.Sadly, Dan Ding Cha, the guy who represents the lower limit of the average IQ of the yellow race, only reacted when he was greeted out of the blacksmith's house: "Huh? I won't go with my big brother?"

"..." Yang Rui watched the four of them go out with sweat on his forehead, and turned to Fifth Lin with his lips twitching, "Old Five, why do I feel that I don't understand what these young people are thinking at all?"

Wu Wulin said tactfully: "You know, there is always an age group where people think that they dare to love and hate themselves, and they are particularly special."

"...I don't really understand what you said." Yang Rui rolled his dead fish eyes and said.

"Don't care about these details... come on, let's go!"

In this link, Wu Wulin didn't keep Yang Rui by his side because of any secret poking mentality, but the best choice after weighing the urgency of the game planning.He himself is not interested in playing hidden missions, but many people come to him for help after encountering similar missions in the game, so his experience is not to mention rich.

"According to the theory of 'small universe explosion after blackening' in the cognition of patients with secondary disease, the characters who can curse so many people in one go must have had a positive label in the first place. Those with lower grades are also kind and upright, and those with higher grades should be It's compassion and squinting..." The functional NPC will not take the initiative to interact with the player, and will not pay attention to the shocking behavior of the player who is the guest, so Fifth Lin directly opened the back door of the blacksmith Sam Window, jumped from the window sill to someone's backyard.

"Let's not talk about how serious your words are, what the hell is squinting?" Yang Rui followed him to find out.

"Squint eyes are people who do big things. Forget it, don't care about this detail." Fifth Lin landed in the backyard of the blacksmith Sam, looked around, pulled out the system map to compare the real scene, "In the criminal investigation documentary, the prisoner The hiding place after committing a crime is either an inaccessible place, or a place where you can go to see if there is any place dug out by wild dogs at any time, and the rarer ones will move the corpse, where is the person and where is the corpse... But Since this is a mission in the game, if the NPC really wants to hide the corpse in the depths of the barren mountain, then no one can complete the mission, it is the pot of planning..."

"...Lao Wu, tell me something that I can understand." Yang Rui rolled his dead fish eyes and said.

"The evolution in the game world has certain rules. If the opening singer does not leave the stage, the lead singer will not be able to take the stage. For example, in this village, if the hidden here has not been discovered by the players, then it will continue to evolve and eventually go violently. I know. After all, it is a mission related to an entire NPC village. It cannot be said that after the version is updated, there will be a big plot for these feline NPCs? George brought us here, maybe it is the light brain system that thinks this village is The matter should be resolved, even if we don’t do George’s escort mission and switch to another player team, we still have to come here for a while.” Fifth Lin squinted his eyes as if he was calculating something, and after comparing for a while, he Use the flash to climb up the courtyard wall, jump down again, and walk along the backyard wall for a while, "...it's almost here."

Yang Rui climbed over the wall a little slower than Fifth Lin's direct use of flash. After following him, he looked at the ground where Fifth Lin was standing, but he couldn't see anything, "What's wrong here?"

"Corpse hiding place... It is impossible for the person who exploded into the universe to curse the whole village, old and young, to be alive, right? If you follow the plan, that person might still hang before the villagers are cursed." Received by Fifth Lin He picked up the staff of the abyss walker, took out the long sword of fate... and began to dig the soil.

The purple word epic weapon, or the rare dharma sword, was just used by Fifth Lin to dig the soil. The average player saw the mess in the wind and didn't know what it was like.Fortunately, Yang Rui was the only person present who didn't have the quality of a player. His focus was not on what Di Wulin used to dig the soil. After standing there for a while, Yang Rui said with a strange expression that is hard to describe. : "Earlier you said that the villagers are lawful and kind, and I didn't pay attention to what Qiubai said was depressing. After all, it's... the villagers here are not good people?!"

Wu Wulin paused his movements, and when he raised his head, he felt that he saw sparks burning in Yang Rui's eyes.

Yang Rui's brain is a bit dead, or in most cases he doesn't think too much about things, and often makes little jokes.However, this does not mean that Yang Rui is low-minded. Yang Rui does not lack the judgment and logical thinking ability of normal people. Get blown up.

"You can put it this way." After thinking for a while, Fifth Lin followed Yang Rui's understanding, "A big family with status and social status can live together in a village of this size after being cursed, and they can still survive after drinking their blood. In the context of this game, it is similar to modern Chinese toubob. Where there are oppressors, there will be oppressed, and there will naturally be irreconcilable conflicts with the common people at the bottom...Well, maybe there are more. Let’s talk about this village Well, the building has existed for at least 20 years, so...the current villagers drive away or use other methods to 'get' away the aborigines, and the doves occupy the magpie's nest...It is not unimaginable."

On the other side... sadly reminding Tan Dingcha to take Leng Qiubai and the others to the Orion in the village where he has the most friendliness.There is no hostess in this family. When he arrived here, he basically brought the children when the owner went out hunting. Even if he knocked on the door in the middle of the night, the children who stayed behind at home would come running to him. up.

"Mi..." A little white-striped milk cat jumped into Sad Ting Ding Cha's arms and was hugged by him, and the three eyeballs behind him all dropped a little, "This, this is this kid?" Leng Qiu Bai gasped.

"Yeah, his name is Tony. Tony, these are Uncle's friends." Sadly reminded Dan Dingcha to hold the little milk cat's buttocks with one hand, and wave the little milk cat's paw with the other.

"Mi—" the little milk cat yelled at the three dumbfounded players.

Leng Qiubai stared straight at the little milk cat for a few seconds, then silently turned to sad reminder Dan Dingcha.Tragedy reminded Dan Dingcha that there was no difference, and said there very naturally: "This kid looks pleasing to the eye when he transforms into a cat, but he is disgusted when he is in human form."

"Hehe." Leng Qiubai grinned dryly, and quickly sent a private message to the 14th floor: "Paralyzed, this insane guy can do the tasks here!"

"That's right, even if I'm a cat slave, I feel creepy!" The 14th floor replied quickly.

"Then this kitten can only meow, and we can't communicate with it when we come here." Leng Qiubai tried his best to be calm, as if nothing had happened.

"If you want to interact with him, you have to find Tony's grandfather. It's not easy to talk to him when you take Tony there to play a family card." Sadly reminded Dan Dingcha to go out with the little milk cat in his arms, and he didn't forget to help him close the door.

"...This guy is not stupid, how can he still think of this?!" Leng Qiubai was shocked.

"He's so stupid, doesn't he still know how to hug my brother Yang's thigh?" Yao jumped to the 14th floor and sneered.

"But he also mocked the fifth child." Kelong added coolly.

"..." Leng Qiubai and Yaojump were silent for a while, "It's still pretty silly."

Let's just say... the little milk cat Tony's grandfather's house is next door, sadly urged Dan Dingcha to knock on the door and enter the house, several players saw a big raccoon cat squatting on a chair as soon as they entered the door.

"If I didn't know that these feline NPCs are all villains, I would want to gain some reputation with the villagers here. Look at this big fat cat, and that chin, tsk tsk, it's comfortable to scratch." The eyes of a big raccoon cat are shining.

"Xiaodou, you, when the sky brightens in the game, the big cat turns into an old man, it scares you to death!" Leng Qiubai rolled his eyes.

They haven't regarded Sad Ting Ding Cha as one of their own, and they communicate in their guild channel. Sad Ting Ding Cha didn't realize that he was excluded, so he went up to interact quite honestly: "Grandpa Tom, I have a few friends who want to help the village. busy."

"Tom? What about Jerry..." I was about to jump to the 14th floor and complained on my guild channel, when I saw the big tabby cat looking towards the player, the eyes... were so sharp, so sharp that I wanted to jump 14 Lou Du subconsciously stood up straight, and his original lazy attitude became a little more upright.

It's not too weird to say that a black cat has such an aura. In the folklore of people of all ethnic groups, black cats are quite evil.A very down-to-earth big civet cat is so majestic, it feels weird, for example, Xiao Yueyue is possessed by the soul of Li Yunlong...

Grandpa Tom, the big raccoon cat, looked the players up and down with the slightly cold pupils of cats, and with a flick of his beard, he said, "Thank you for your kindness...warrior. But perhaps what this village needs is not salvation. , but... punishment."

The three players looked at the dead fish eyes, one with more white than the other, Leng Qiubai poked Lao Ke with his finger, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "If I heard you right, this special meow is Zhao Xxiang's voice, right?" ..."

The corner of Lao Ke's mouth was also twitching: "You heard me right, he'll just say 'it's mating season again' and he'll be alive..."

"I just watched Grandpa Zhao's commemorative documentary two days ago!" Wanting to jump to the 14th floor, the corners of his mouth and eyes twitched, he swallowed, and said, "Since I used Grandpa Zhao's voice... that means this The big cat is not a villain, but a tainted witness?"

Naturally, the big raccoon cat didn't know how the players were talking nonsense in their guild channel, so he sighed with NPC quality, and said affectionately in the most charming, friendly, and intimate voice among middle-aged and elderly men: "Please sit down first. , guests, thank you for coming from afar.”

NPCs addressing players seems casual, but in fact each has its own particular style.For example, the most common terms "adventurer" and "traveler", there are a lot of articles in these two terms: traveler is still a relatively neutral term, and the name adventurer means rejection, vigilance, and even discrimination Just a little more.

Fifth Lin often said that game planners love to dig into meaningless details... We won’t discuss whether his evaluation is right or not, but planners really like to play routines in some subtle places.For example, the word adventurer, the earliest meaning of the word is already difficult to study, but after the advent of the age of sailing, adventurer is undoubtedly not a good word-this word appears, and it is usually related to the white people. Bandit, Marauder, Pirate Hook.After Columbus discovered the American continent, the white people grandiosely regarded the American continent as their property. They plundered resources, engaged in colonization, and massacred aborigines.No matter you are a native of the desert, jungle, mountain, or island, as long as adventurers come, your relics, your mineral resources, and even you, your wife and children are theirs... (The two series of movies, The Plague of Python and The Mummy, have described the characteristics of adventurers who are robbers from the side. Before the founding of New China, white people went to our mountains to catch pandas... It is also recorded.)

... Back in the game, this metaphor of addressing is tantamount to reminding the player: the NPC calls you an adventurer, so you'd better pay attention to your words and deeds so that the NPC doesn't dislike you too much. If the NPC calls you a traveler, it means that the NPC has a good impression of you and you can continue to work hard.This old cat came up and directly called Leng Qiubai and the three as "guests". This is the role played by the friendly and intimate introducer of Tranquil Tea - in the eyes of NPCs, you are not just pretending to run away, and the society is unstable Those who are defectors, people treat you as guests.

Under the voice of Grandpa Zhao, the players took their seats honestly. The big raccoon cat waited until the players were seated, and let the sad reminder calm down and put the little milk cat on the chair it was squatting on. The carefree little milk cat played with the big raccoon cat. When the flower cat tailed, the cat-like NPC sighed, and said slowly in an inexplicably sad tone: "It's been several years... I've been waiting, waiting for the warriors who can liberate the people in this village to discover this village. "

Leng Qiubai was shocked at the time, and then stared sadly with a strange face, reminding him to calm down, this sandbag...doesn't even know that the hiding of this village is a group task, right? !If they hadn't come, the sandbag would have been in this village for a few more months, and there might not be a chance to trigger it!

"My people have committed unforgivable crimes...they are no longer qualified to beg forgiveness from the gods." The big civet cat lowered its head slightly and whispered softly. When it said this, everyone in the regiment popped up a task prompt at the same time:

"A special hidden mission has been triggered"

"Hilter's Elegy"

"Accept? Yes. No."

"Although I knew this mission was a depressive element...but I'm still very sad to see such a standard depressive element name." Leng Qiubai complained while rolling his dead fish eyes.