The Invincible Dad of Online Games

If Yang Rui is willing to use persuasion and education (mouth gun), then he is not angry enough to do it.When he comes up to beat someone, then he promises to keep silent. This is called biting... er, a boxer who hits someone doesn't bluff.So if it’s okay, it’s better not to play tricks on people, even if the same team can’t lose blood, it’s embarrassing enough for people to put on various poses, isn’t it...

"You haven't settled it yet? Who is Lao Ke getting beaten up? Tell him not to use the team as the default channel. He's making noise to death." Leng Qiubai asked in the team.

"It's okay, Sister Qiubai, Brother Yang and Brother Kelong are having a heart-to-heart talk." The gangster who was about to jump to the 14th floor replied nonchalantly, and glanced at the dumbfounded sad reminder calm tea who was squatting on the ground next to him, "The psychopath who came here to find trouble has already been taken down. "

Leng Qiubai and Fifth Lin who were not at the scene didn't ask any more questions. It's normal for Lao Ke to be beaten up. It's shocking that Yang Liuren didn't hit him until now.

Not to mention the mighty old Ke being beaten in a fancy way and having no power to resist, how ruined the view of the world is... When Yang Rui stopped, he was sadly reminded to calm down and see that his eyes had completely lost the previous arrogance. There is a little doubt in the fear; there is no way, Yang Rui's beating routine is too special, and it is completely different from PVP players who rely on mutual skill moves, even if it is sad to remind Dan Tingcha to be a master of fighting skills , It can also be seen that this routine is not impossible to play after practice.

"Two points to explain." Yang Rui didn't show any expression on his face after beating the man. He kicked away Lao Ke and raised two fingers at the tea, "First, I have no problem with my sexuality. Second, I'm not rich. The second generation. No one can control your prejudice against the rich second generation group, but it’s best not to look at people with colored eyes. PK in the game is not a big deal, PK rules and crime value punishment will teach you how to be a human being... But Your behavior is disgraceful in the end, you are not a collection of judges, police and law enforcement departments, so it is best not to look like you are a messenger of justice, understand?"

Tragedy prompted Calm Tea to change his face, from the bottom of his heart... He felt that he should be unyielding, cold-eyed, and resolute not to bow to the violent elements, but, in his heart, he felt that the suspected rich second generation in front of him The guy is very dangerous, and if he doesn’t agree with him, he might be beaten up too——just like what Yang Rui said, PK in the game is not a big deal, the problem with killing others is to harvest their heads with their big skills, how can they be beaten like Yang Rui So cruel?Sad reminder that calm tea is a bit of a brain problem, but he also knows that he is afraid, so... this guy "gritted his silver teeth", blinded his heart, and nodded slightly aggrieved.

On the other side, Wu Wulin and Leng Qiubai entered Blacksmith Sam's house in the name of repairing equipment after the sky darkened. This NPC is a functional NPC, and there is a saying that the functional NPCs in larger player towns have shifts. In a small place, it depends on luck whether functional NPCs ignore people after nightfall.This time the luck was not bad, and the players were brought by blacksmith Sam's good friends, so they had such a face... the friendliness was good, Uncle Sam opened the door without saying a word, and repaired it on the spot In terms of equipment, he seemed to be "staying up all night" to complete this business. As for George who led the players... he was nowhere to be seen.

The price for players to find NPCs to repair equipment is a bit more expensive than that of professional blacksmiths. In official terms, this is because part of the income of NPCs has to be included in taxes. The wool comes from the sheep, and the money is naturally paid by the players.Although the cost of each repair is not large, and the accumulated numbers are quite astonishing, but this point cannot be torn apart from the official website. This is a reasonable gold coin recovery system. Players have agreed to this on the login interface when they enter the game. game deal...

The blacksmith Sam was knocking on the workbench, and the two players lay on the window sills and looked out. The village infrastructure of more than a dozen families was completely useless, and the tall things like street lamps were even more impossible to exist. Fortunately, the players all They are combat professions in the game world, and all of them are gifted after birth, and they can see the game scene clearly with a little light.

On the early summer night when the moon is sparse, Jingyi's small village is quite beautiful in the player's field of vision.Of course...only the big-hearted would think that this village looks beautiful, and the old players who have a little common sense of the game and have been playing for a long time will only feel creepy when looking at this village.

"There is no wall that is most commonly used in remote mountain villages to resist wild animals, no village chief, no militiamen, and no one even patrolling the night... If the NPCs in this village are all stupid and sweet, what kind of God's blessing is this village? A defensive barrier that is invisible to the human eye is justified." Leng Qiubai stared at the dead fish eyes and said, "But obviously... this village is functioning normally. From the perspective of similar family backgrounds, it is quite fair, and the conclusion that all the NPCs in the village are evil can be crossed out. In this way... it can only be judged that this village has the confidence to "not be afraid of any creatures in the dark", right? "

"Although it missed, it's not far away." Fifth Lin agreed.

"Then you said '中'?" Leng Qiubai said angrily.

Wu Wulin was embarrassed: "Why do we have to break the casserole and ask the bottom line? In another hour... no, we will leave this village in 55 minutes. There is no need to look for trouble."

"What does it mean to look for trouble when nothing is wrong, is it normal to be born with curiosity?" Leng Qiubai rolled his eyes, "Look, now I already feel that there is something wrong with this village, but it is only through a layer of window paper You can’t poke it open, you are standing by the window, you can see the situation in the room clearly, I asked you outside but you told me to stay away, don’t be so curious, do you know what your behavior is called?”

"... Pretend to compare."

"You are also self-aware!" Leng Qiubai patted the window sill.

"...With all due respect, there is a way to describe your behavior." Fifth Lin stretched out his finger, "It's called death."

Seeing that Leng Qiubai was going crazy, Wu Lin resolutely confessed: "Calm down... Actually, if you didn't go out for a walk with Yang Liu and the others, you were already approaching the secret truth of the village. The area-type protective barrier is set in the game. It is specially provided by the royal family and nobles, not to mention small villages such as Dashu Village, and rural nobles in small border towns like Sakarum are not qualified to use it. Then it is impossible to remove the remaining ones. No matter how unbelievable the result is, it is 'true'...Well, this is a common line in detective dramas, so you should understand it."

Leng Qiubai rolled up half of his sleeves, he was a little startled when he heard the words, and then his face changed suddenly: "You mean..."

"It's just what you think." Wu Lin helplessly spread his hands. Hidden missions are indeed the most cost-effective mission type in the game, but they are accompanied by... high risk, high difficulty and high probability of pain.The female ghost Sally mission that Xiao Wenyuan once received was one of these types of missions. It was not a particularly tangled concealment, but without Yang Rui’s humanoid plug-in, Xiao Wenyuan, who was triggered by the mission, would not be able to last half of the plot.Compared with the hiding that is full of pits and traps, and also presents the plot of causing depression at any time, Wu Wulin thinks (when he is in a hurry with a lot of girls) it is much more cost-effective to run an escort honestly.

Leng Qiubai calmed down a little bit, older people have this kind of advantage, they will weigh the pros and cons before doing whatever they want.This kind of measurement is very commendable. In most cases, people who know how to measure will always live longer than the punching sandbags.

After much deliberation... Leng Qiubai still felt that it was a pity to let go of a concealment that was within reach, so he carefully said, "Then you can also think about it for the better, for example, this village is actually a secluded world...for example A hidden race like vampires?"

Wu Wulin couldn't bear to see his face: "Eldest sister, how old are you this year?"

Leng Qiubai remained silent with a sullen face.

...Actually, when it comes to mouth poison, Fifth Lin can also be ranked first.It's just that he doesn't beat up children like Lao Ke with his cannonball skills, he usually only uses his big moves when needed.

"Think about the background setting of the Principality of Yalf. It is geographically within the radiating range of the Holy Land of the Priest and Knight's base camp. It is a proper theocracy kingdom. No matter how stupid the planning in this game is, it will not put vampires and ghouls in the background. Throwing this kind of anti-sectoral race NPC, even if you want to throw it, it will be on the battlefield of the territorial war..." Wu Wulin, as a person who is good at teaching others, let alone how difficult it was for him to keep it for so long, now he has spoken, he If you don't take the opportunity to show off your ideas, you can't understand, and you will immediately start talking, "Comprehensive game mainland background setting, if there is a dark side in the theocracy kingdom, it is nothing more than a few routines: a certain hero is persecuted, a certain noble Premeditated rebellion, a certain pagan clamoring for evil gods to come into the world, a certain great and righteous character is tempted by demons to fall... The large-scale missions that players encounter after leaving the Novice Village, or the official game activities are basically in the following ways The villain is the main one. The point I want to say here is not what types of villains there are, but what types of villains will never appear. In the theocracy kingdom Yalf, God is supreme and the spokesperson of God is pure and benevolent. These two points are absolute Politically correct, the Atheros believers want to appear on the stage, yes, they must be monsters, and these Atheists must not be allowed to mix into the positive NPC team..."

"..." Leng Qiubai hesitated between beating someone up and running away screaming with his head in his arms.

"Brother Yang, should I kill this guy first?"

Outside the village, not far away is the grassland in the mountains and forests. I want to jump to the 14th floor and carry forward the style of repaying grievances with kindness.

It is sad to remind Dan Dingcha to "do it if you don't accept it", so it is natural that life and death are bearish at the moment, but Yang Rui hesitated, thought for a while and said: "If you say that killing him is free, but he is not squatting in the village. Is it a mission? It’s not easy to come back after killing back to the city...forget it.”

I almost knelt down to him when I was about to jump to the 14th floor: "No, Brother Yang, this psychopath provoked us first, and even stabbed me. Can we give him a thumbs up for his initiative to die? We should send him back to the city and we should hide it, it is reasonable to go anywhere!"

Sad reminder Dan Dingcha first looked at Yang Rui with a dull face like an alien, but when the 14th floor said this, he became sluggish again.

"One size is one size. PK is a matter of PK. Other people's tasks are other people's business. You can't say that others are at fault and trample them to death, kill them all and take advantage of them. This is not called venting anger, it is called black. Eat black. Besides, we still have escorts on us, so don't join in the fun." Yang Rui calmed down after making a decision, "Of course he attacked you first before running away, or...you hit him again One meal, let's beat the remaining blood."

If I want to jump to the 14th floor, I really feel the pain in my crotch. Really, my brother Yang is good at everything, but Temiao is too serious. If he co-authors that psychopath and beats me to death, we can’t accept his dog’s head...Forcing myself to follow Yang Rui thought about walking around, and he didn't go into a dead end if he wanted to jump to the 14th floor: "Okay, he had to keep his hand before, otherwise I have to hang up and have a group of people waiting for me here." After finishing speaking 14 Lou felt that his thoughts were not clear again, so he glared at Ding Ding Cha sadly, "It's because you met my brother Yang, you are such a crazy sandbag, otherwise you can hug the toilet and cry!"

...The 14th floor said so in a vicious voice, but it also showed his attitude.As long as he doesn't try to hide from others, he feels empty and uncomfortable in his heart. He compares his heart with his heart, and he has been squatting for a long time to guard the task.After all, modern people are not uncivilized barbarians thousands of years ago, and they cannot be robbers without guilt.

Yang Rui left behind the sad reminder of calm tea, and slapped his head, finally remembering the two teammates who were thrown into the village by the three of them: "Hey, why didn't you call Laowu and Qiubai when you came out just now, we killed monsters and threw them to grind in the village Time is not an issue, go get them out first."

Naturally, Lao Ke and the 14th floor would not have any objections. Yang Rui lifted his foot and walked away. Before he had even taken a step, the mournful reminder who had been silent at first rushed forward to hug his thigh, and Yang Rui's body automatically turned reflexively. Turning sideways and throwing the elbow downward; before the elbow fell halfway, Yang Rui's gaze froze when he turned downward, and his body froze instantly due to the thunder...

Before... no matter whether he acted insanely, stupidly or paranoidly, at least in terms of self-awareness and external attitude, he was more "bloody", arrogant and upright; but now he is crying in a few seconds , the eyes filled with two bubbles of tears flickered like a deer, and looked up at Yang Rui with his head tilted, and said with a choked voice: "Brother, let me mess with you!"

"Damn it!" Yang Rui's dog's eyes were sharpened just by meeting the eyes of this guy, and then hearing the sobbing voice of this old man, Yang Rui's whole body got goosebumps, He flicked his legs, "What are you doing, what are you messing around with, young and Dangerous have seen too much of you, you still don't let go!"

"Brother! I'm serious! I was wrong for mistaking you before, but now I know that even if you are a rich second generation, you are still a rich second generation who is worthless. I have never begged anyone in my life, let me mess with you, brother! "The sad reminder calmed down and hissed as hard as possible.

"Yi, Yi Bo Yuntian, what the hell! Dude, please be more rational, you are playing a game, not an idiot, it's been more than 20 years, loyalty is not popular anymore..." Yang Rui couldn't laugh or cry.

"Wori, you crazy person, how dare you rely on my Brother Yang!" He was about to jump from the 14th floor and exploded, so he rushed over and stepped on it.

"Brother, believe me, I really want to hang out with you, I have a ranking on the ladder, and I can earn dozens of gold coins every day, I don't want a penny from you, I just want to hang out with you..." sad reminder calm tea with 14 Lou's Wuying foot insisted on not letting go.

He paused when he was about to jump to the 14th floor and kicked people. He had played the game for a few months and knew a little bit about the gold content of the ladder rankings. There are so many professional ladder rankings, and each ranking can reach 1000 people. How big is Liangyin Town? There are not a handful of people on the list of players with tens of thousands of players; but when he saw the sad look of Calm Cha, he became angry again. This guy stabbed him so hard before, and this feud has exploded. So he not only speeded up the flying kick, but also stretched out his hand to hug Yang Rui by the waist and dragged him out, "The paralyzed ladder list is amazing, my brother Yang is the champion of the mixed moon competition! How dare you come to rely on me, brother Yang? How far away is death!"

Kelong stood aside and picked his nostrils calmly. The characters in the game didn’t have secretions at all and they didn’t know what he was digging: “Take a break, man, I, the number one player on the knight ladder list, only use it for playing. You kind of snarky fart with a tail hanging."

"...I am willing to hand over the hidden mission of this village to share with everyone. I have been squatting for more than half a month, and the reputation of the villagers is all close, and I will be able to pick up the fire if it is too short." Tranquil tea resolutely released a big move .

I saw... I was about to jump to the 14th floor, so I immediately let go of Yang Rui's waist, retracted his kicked right leg and took two steps back, looking at Yang Rui firmly with bright eyes: "Brother Yang, I think this brother's IQ can be saved again."

"A hidden psychopath becomes a brother, 14, where's your integrity?!" Yang Ruiqi was neither smiling nor not.

"A man's friendship can't stand the test..." Brother Kelong sighed, and flicked his empty fingers... The next second, this guy looked at the sad tea with piercing eyes, "You said it was only a matter of time." How much, not to mention that you have to improve your friendship for a few days, if you dare to procrastinate, you have to go back to the city for a trip to the resurrection point today, believe it or not?"

"..." Yang Rui began to reflect on the problem of his social circle after entering the game, thinking about it... It seems that except Wu Wulin among the men, everyone else is very unreliable...

"So... During the few minutes you went out for a walk, Yang Liu picked up a younger brother, and the player who was squatting in this village took the initiative to join us?" In the team channel, Leng Qiubai's voice sounded quite calm.

In the blacksmith Sam's room, Wu Wulin looked at Leng Qiubai who couldn't help laughing until his facial muscles twitched, and remained silent.

"Hi everyone, just call me Dan Ding Cha." The sad reminder of Dan Ding Cha who joined the group was a little cautious.

"Nowadays elementary school students don't say hello to everyone when they join the group..." Fifth Lin muttered, instead of speaking in the group, he sent Yang Rui a private message, "Yang Liu, what happened to you just now? "

"...It's hard to explain in one word." Yang Rui's reply was full of Dandan's sadness.

Fifth Lin was silent for a while, and then went to private chat: "If you want to do the hiding here, I can trigger it directly. There is no need to add this guy. It's not that I'm xenophobic. Mr. Lun...similar."

Yang Rui was shocked by this private chat at that time, Mr. Jia Lun was paralyzed!He specially let a No. 2 Mr. Garen break into the interior!

... However, the special meow people have joined the group and say what's the use of warming up?Kick them out again? !

Yang Rui and the others didn't go far, and they returned to the village within a few minutes, and joined the two left behind at the blacksmith Sam's house.Chinese people have a characteristic of being overly tolerant towards strangers they don’t know, not to mention the sad reminder that calm tea is still a lamb who comes to the door with cumin on its back... Ah no, the player who came here with a hiding place, Leng Qiubai looked at this guy’s eyes No matter how you look at it, how friendly it is; Fifth Lin's perception is different, his focus is always on Yang Rui, so as soon as they 3+1 entered the house, Fifth Lin felt sad and calm. He was so close that he didn't look like a stranger who just met!

"..." Wu Lin, who was expressionless, had huge waves crashing against the cliff in his heart, and couldn't help but wonder how much meaning Yang Rui's "difficult to explain" contained.

Sang's heart was that none of his own people noticed that Fifth Lin's stern face was about to crack, and Leng Qiubai, who had no conscience, even went up to him to say hello to the boy that day... Uh, if she didn't, she would just exchange a few pleasantries. If she just asked about the hidden mission immediately, then her image would be more friendly.

Sadly reminding Dan Dingcha to defect, he naturally knows everything, and besides, this guy's IQ is not high enough to play tricks, so he turned his underwear out when he opened his mouth: "The villagers are not human."

He was about to jump to the 14th floor with a dazed look on his face, Ke Long's nostril-picking thumb was hanging in his mouth, and Yang Rui was a little at a loss...

Leng Qiubai already knew that the villagers were not human. Judging from the way she spoke, she realized that this guy didn't seem to be very good at talking, that is, he didn't understand what other people cared more about, and followed other people's inclination to continue the topic. So she changed her position and asked persuasively, "How did you discover this in the first place?"

"Oh, I accepted a boss's errand delivery task in the town. When I arrived in this village, it was almost dawn in the game. I saw a cat walking and turning into a human NPC. I knew it There is something hidden in this village." Sadly reminded Calm Cha to be stunned.

"...Cat? Cat demon? There is talk of a cat demon in the fantasy background?" To jump to the 14th floor hissed.

"Idiot...Curse." Krono rolled his eyes, "Haven't you read Grimm's fairy tales? The witches in this kind of fantasy background are almost invincible. If you want to turn anyone into a frog, you can turn into a frog. It's nothing to turn into a cat. "

"..." Yang Rui didn't say anything, he recalled the very bad memories in the copy of yesterday's event.

"Then you've been squatting in this village to improve your reputation for more than half a month, what did you find?" Leng Qiubai asked again.One day of the player is equal to six days of the NPC, and half a month is equal to three months of the NPC. During such a long period of time, the NPC will always expose something to the prestige and intimate players.

"Well... the villagers change into cats at night and humans during the day. Except for Sam the blacksmith, other NPCs cannot light fires and eat raw meat. They are very powerful when they become cats, and their fighting power is stronger than when they become humans." Relatively lacks the ability to organize language information systematically, and thinks it out when speaking.

"...Then where do you think the hiding of this village is directed?"

"Treasure!" sad reminder Dan Dingcha's eyes lit up as soon as he mentioned this, "I've heard the old people in the village talk about it a few times, these people were quite prestigious when they were not transformed into cats, and they hid a lot of treasures. money!"

"Damn it!" Leng Qiubai, the 14th floor, and Kelong were all in a mess. Is there any problem with this buddy?The one who co-authored the picture of you squatting for so long is digging other people's things? !The problem is that the so-called treasures of NPCs do not mean that they are useful to players, brother catch!The gems of the nobles fall into the hands of the players, and they are just rubbish that throws a few gold in the store. Did you catch it, brother? !