The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The "Chain Saw" series of horror and thriller movies can be regarded as the pioneering monsters in genre movies. Its historical status lies there. It is still talked about by movie fans and Azhai decades later, and the plot settings in the movies are often talked about Various types of online novels for reference.

It is precisely because of the popularity and legendary status of this series of movies that the current Internet supporters are too familiar with it. Players were a little panicked when they were thrown into an independent closed space. After seeing the puppets appearing on the wall screen After Billy... magically calmed down.Still the same sentence, if this scene happened in real life, one of the teleported ones would be completely scared, but Temiao is in the game, and the players in the game can still be afraid of this, so it would be funny—— Turning off the pain senses and amputating limbs is nothing to the players. There are many players who are too lazy to run around and commit suicide after getting lost.

I don’t know which coordinate point they are in. The two players who were nervous at first were greatly relieved when they saw Billy the puppet come out. One of them stood up while wiping sweat and leaning on the wall, cursing: “What’s the big deal, isn’t it? Playing the escape room, I was so scared that I thought Sadako was going to come out!"

The other is also wiping sweat and relaxing: "It's okay... I just played this a while ago, and the key is hidden in a corner of the room. Don't be dazed, let's take a look at this room first." Is there any hidden compartment here?" As he spoke, the man raised his hand and released the priest's skill "Flare", a ball of light rose from the palm of his hand, this person is... our fake mother-in-law Nai Mu wants to jump off the 14th floor.

"Oh, good." The person who spoke first was dressed in thieves' leather armor, and he was an individual professional player who had just joined.Neither of the two paid any attention to Billy the puppet chattering on the screen on the wall. They groped the wall as if they were really playing a room escape game, stared wide-eyed to find the mechanism, and roughly searched the not-so-large closed room. After reading it again... I felt something was wrong when I sadly urged Calm Tea, and asked suspiciously, "Why do I think it's not right? In the movies I watched, didn't they all have torture tools for the participants?"

If you want to jump to the 14th floor without looking up: "You are stupid, what use are those torture devices in the movie to the players, once the pain is turned off, the amputated limbs and feet can be recovered after drinking a blood bottle, isn't that in vain?"

It's really not stupid to remind calm tea: "Then there are no restrictions. If you don't give it, let people find the key and find the exit by themselves..."

Before he finished speaking, Billy the puppet in the wall screen seemed to say something. The screen that had illuminated half of the stone room was so full of light that it blocked the player's sight. I found that the world I was in had changed—it was no longer a closed stone room on the side of a mountain, but an outdoor space with high sky and wide land, blue sky, white clouds, distant mountains, farmland, a quiet and peaceful rural scenery... Uh, it’s the style of painting Something doesn't seem right...? !

"Damn it!" sadly reminded Dan Dingcha to stare blankly at the cartoon-style distant scene with his neck raised, and then turned his eyes back to sweep his companion, and the eyeballs of this guy almost fell to the ground, "Damn it?!"

To jump to the 14th floor, he was looking at him with a dull face, his eyes straightened, he swallowed his saliva, and said in disbelief, "This voice... are you calm?"

"Dude, you've become a Disney princess!" Tragedy urged Calm Tea to exclaim.

"Huh?" I was about to jump to the 14th floor and quickly switched to a third-party perspective to see my character, okay, he couldn't care less about the puppet boy who called out to calm down and tea - he has now become a character in Disney animation The classic shape, the painting style is about the style in "Frozen", the only problem is that it is not the costume of a prince and warrior, but a small cloak and long skirt similar to Princess Anna. The face is also completely cartoonized, with a shiny big face Eyes that exceed the limit of human acceptance...

"...It suits the current background." Sadly reminded Dan Dingcha to look at the desperate expression on the 14th floor, which seemed to be able to kill himself with grief and indignation with a push. This may be a special setting for this level? You will change back after breaking the level, are you angry?"

Transformed into a cute Disney princess, the 14th floor shuddered and quickly switched back to the first perspective. When he lowered his head, he saw again... a strange protrusion on his chest under the little pink cloak on his body Curve... It was discovered that Lei De on the 14th floor wanted to forcefully log off immediately, so he quickly raised his head and took a deep breath, trying to suppress the nausea.

Taking a breather, the eyes on the 14th floor looking at the sad reminder of calm tea are not so stiff, or there is a guy who is worse than himself, no matter what, he will always feel better in his heart: "It's okay, it's okay, just think of it as a time travel Attending a masquerade party. By the way, calm down, is that thing behind your butt real or fake?"

"Huh?" Tragedy reminded Calm Cha for a moment, and subconsciously reached out to touch his butt... Then he touched a handful of fluffy things, and what was even weirder was that he felt that his hands seemed to be different from usual, so He lowered his head and looked at his body in doubt... His eyes were full of beauty, fluffy beauty.

"Ni, Nima, Tigger?!" The shrill screams echoed over the harmonious rural countryside full of cartoon style...

A similar scene happened among all the players who participated in this round of escort mission levels. Yang Rui and Leng Qiubai fell down on the same cartoon-style green grass at this moment, and their eyes were full of eyes. It's absurd and indescribable.

Transferring from a closed space to an open space, Leng Qiubai's fear of being confined has subsided, but her mood has not improved much. At this moment, she touched the top of her head with... er, it should be said to be hand-shaped wings, and said dumbly. : "Although I haven't watched cartoons for many years, judging from the decoration and overall style of this wonderful oversized pink bow, the body I'm projecting now should be Daisy in the Disney animation Donald Duck—well, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck It is a classic series of Disney animation, and there is no difference between Minnie and Daisy when it is projected, and it is in line with the cartoon scene transferred now, but..." She pointed at Yang Rui with her hand-like wings, "You are too curious What the hell is the Hulk! Isn’t Avengers owned by Marvel? It’s true that the Avengers animation was produced by Disney, but your Hulk look is obviously the look in the movie! The 3D model is far from the cartoon style Right! The degree of precision is completely different!!"

Yang Rui had already looked at his new look carefully from the third perspective, and now he looked at his thick green upper limbs from the first perspective, dumbfounded: "Even if you say that, I don't know... …I only know Batman and Superman in American comic heroes, and I know Pleasant Goat in cartoons.”

Leng Qiubai took a deep breath, stood up and walked a few steps with the wobbly duck body, I didn't feel it when I watched the cartoon, it really felt so weird to walk with an anthropomorphic animal body.It’s hard to control the weird curiosity about how to wear high-heeled shoes, and don’t go to see the hot-eyed movie version of the Hulk. Analyzing the current situation with a calm attitude: "Billy the Puppet appears strangely, but after the transition, he throws the player into a cartoon projection space that is difficult to generate a sense of tension. This so-called cute contrast is probably what the game planner expects players to complain about... Regardless of what this bad mentality is for, clearance is the top priority for players. Then there is a big problem with the mission requirement of 'solving the puzzle of Gal Village and surviving to the end'—first of all, the player's appearance Being forced to change, professional skills are blocked, and the item bar is blocked, the only thing left to be used is the player's own basic attributes. In this state, it is definitely unrealistic to require players to participate in the battle, that is to say, this level is a pure solution. Mystery level..."

When Leng Qiubai was analyzing, the 3-minute reaction time given to players at this stage had also expired, and the system prompt sounded in the ears of all players who entered the cartoon space at the same time, and it was different from the previous ones that were displayed directly in the player's information bar with yellow characters The system notice, but read it in the form of a female voice narration:

"Dreadful secrets lurk in the village of Gal."

"No one knows what happened in this village. In the eyes of outsiders, it looks quiet, peaceful, and beautiful. It is like a demon devouring hope, lurking here quietly. All the foreigners who broke into it recklessly, no one survived. .”

"Now, another ignorant traveler passes by here..."

The system female voice who only read three lines disappeared, and the main line of the level in the task bar of the players also flickered as a reminder.Yang Rui turned his head and thought for a while: "This voice is quite familiar, it's so sweet that it's almost overflowing with sugar... It seems to be Yang Yuying's voice?"

Leng Qiu gave him a blank look: "Don't worry about your voice, whether you can leave or not, hurry up and enter the village."

Leng Qiubai is not used to the body of a duck, and Yang Rui is also very uncomfortable with a body like the Hulk whose upper limbs are too thick and disrupt the balance of the body.Unlike the muscular villains who appear in film and television works, the real martial arts masters are actually very well-proportioned, especially the Tai Chi masters who can fight (unambiguously) in actual combat. Tai Chi masters who don’t look particularly strong often To be able to easily knock down MMA fighters who are several orders of magnitude taller than me, the focus is on stable balance—wrestlers with a difference of tens of kilograms are difficult to knock down Tai Chi fighters, because the Tai Chi fighters have special footwork. Steady, almost unsolvable.

Muay Thai, as a skill that emphasizes comprehensive fighting, naturally also attaches great importance to the balance of the players themselves.The body of Muay Thai fighters is often perfectly proportioned, and it is not used for the pursuit of beauty.The Hulk, a superpower created in the Two-dimensional world, is invincible in film and television works, but if a person who has no movies and comics to have the body of the Hulk, then it is estimated that any MMA fighter will come Nobody can beat a heavyweight player—the upper and lower limbs are too unbalanced, and the overdeveloped muscle mass greatly limits the flexibility of the body. None of the star-level players in MMA (mixed martial arts) will be so stupid that they will lose it. Such a cumbersome muscle that has no other purpose except to be beaten hangs on his body.

That is to say... Although the Hulk's body looks very strong, letting Yang Rui use the projection of this body actually weakened his fighting power greatly.When ordinary people fight, it is true that the stronger side has a big advantage, but in indiscriminate fighting, the advantage of being one or two orders of magnitude heavier than the opponent is really not that great.

Now...Yang Rui stands up with his hands on the ground, he can move freely, but the discomfort is still strong. When he walks, his armpits are rubbed. This sourness...is indescribable.

Leng Qiubai walked forward, and the high-heeled shoes worn by the duck feet were not too difficult to walk on the cartoon-style grass. Basically, it was similar to wearing high-heeled shoes in reality. After walking for a while, she turned her head and raised her neck to look at the two meters Gao, Yang Rui, the green giant who is four times taller than her duck body, said speechlessly, "Am I a duck or are you a duck? Why are you wobbling more than me?"

Yang Rui frowns: "I don't want to either, the problem with this body is not only the armpit rubbing all the time, but also the thigh..."

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