The Invincible Dad of Online Games

I don’t know if you still remember the cartoon series of Donald Duck you watched in your childhood...Of course, everyone’s attention is often on how Donald Duck died and how rich Uncle Scrooge Mike is. The transformed duck probably doesn't have too many thoughts.

But now, walking with a teammate who used the appearance of Donald's girlfriend Daisy, Yang Rui couldn't calm down—after adapting to the slightly bloated body of the Hulk and shifting his attention to the surrounding space, Yang Rui Rui's eyes are always caught by the white duck's butt in front...

It’s not that I think it’s cute or cute. Yang Rui’s thick nerves haven’t grown the fine nerves to find beauty, but even people who don’t like dogs can’t help but look at Corgi’s ass more. People who keep saying that they hate giant pandas will be silly when they see panda cubs falling down. This is a very indescribable problem of human visual attraction... If the owner of this duck's butt is a man, Yang Rui would have held back a long time ago I can't help but go up and touch it, what does it feel like!Worry!

... In order to avoid embarrassment such as sexual harassment, Yang Rui simply quickened his pace and walked in front of Leng Qiubai.The player's skill bar, item bar, and equipment are all locked, but the basic attributes are still preserved, and Yang Rui's speed is still there.

Focusing on the observation of this side of the sky, Yang Rui quickly discovered something was wrong—Leng Qiubai’s Daisy Duck was [-] centimeters tall, and his Hulk was about [-] meters tall, and his field of vision was completely different. , the [-]cm Leng Qiubai didn't notice the abnormality, but Yang Rui found it with almost two eyes - based on the distance he took, the village in front of him seemed to be close at hand, only about [-] meters away , even though he moved a few steps and got closer by at least ten meters, the distance did not change at all.

Combat and fighting attack and defense have high requirements on the sense of space. The longer distance may not be as sensitive as shooting, but the sense of distance within 200 meters cannot be much different.

So Yang Rui, with the mentality of giving it a try, bent down and picked up a lot of weeds on the grass where the two of them were walking, pinched his hands, and continued to move forward.Leng Qiubai looked at him suspiciously, then looked at the grass that had been pulled out a small gap, and said nothing.

Yang Ruifu walked towards the village again, paying attention to his right side, which is the direction where he picked up the weeds, when he walked, he stopped walking when he looked at it.

"En? What's the matter?" Leng Qiubai walked to Yang Rui's side strangely, and followed Yang Rui's line of sight... The sister's expression froze.With her duck mouth open for a moment, Leng Qiubai hurriedly ran backwards—that is, the refreshment place when she and Yang Rui moved into this space. Sure enough, they both had walked for at least 2 minutes, but they were only a few behind Walking along the road, the collapsed weeds that were pushed out when they fell down just now appeared in front of them.

"W, T, F?!"

"Not good..."

In another parallel space, an anthropomorphic rabbit about one meter tall, with long gray fur and long ears, two front teeth exposed on its upper lip, and wearing black gloves squatted down to pick up a small cloth bag, and walked out to its companion behind. Said: "It is estimated that this level will eliminate many people."

Not far behind this player stood a rabbit with the same height of about one meter, gray fur and long ears, and wearing white gloves.That's right, I think someone has figured it out, yes, this is Disney's classic animated character, Bugs Bunny... and these two rabbits who only have different colors of gloves are the fifth brother.

"Relaxing cartoon-style scenes, funny cartoon character projections, players will inevitably lower their vigilance when complaining." The white-gloved Bugs Bunny Wu Wulin said indifferently, "The notification sound only vaguely mentioned 'there is a traveler passing by here. ', not only did not clearly remind the players of the steps that players must go through before entering the village, but also focused on describing the possible traps in the village... Under this kind of inductive hint, it is normal for some players to be fooled. It’s okay to waste some time if you are fooled. Just go back in time and search for the refresh point."

"That's what I said, I'm afraid I don't have so much reaction time for the players to consume." The black-gloved Bugs Bunny Fifth Source straightened up, trying to put the small cloth bag into the pocket of the space... until he was blocked, he remembered the item The bar was locked, and the cousin was stunned. Anyone who has watched the animation knows that Bugs Bunny, an anthropomorphic character, has no clothes other than gloves, and there is no place to store any small items that he wants to decorate. "...From the moment we enter this space to the sound of the system prompt, the time is exactly 180 seconds. Then from the end of the prompt to the player entering the village, it is estimated that there is also a time limit."

What Wu Wulin found was not as inconvenient as his cousin. What he got was a weird bracelet, just put it on your wrist.He also considered his cousin's hypothesis. When he turned sideways and walked towards the village with his cousin, he thought for a while and said, "The distance between the village and the player's refresh point will not exceed 200 meters by visual inspection. It is impossible to find such a short distance. It should be very fast to approach the village directly, and the time it takes to go back and forth will not be exaggerated... At least the basic attributes of the player are not locked at this stage. If there is something to worry about...then It’s just that I’m afraid of encountering those who are stubborn and don’t use their brains.”

The cousin didn't understand what he meant, so he spread his hands indifferently and said, "I've been playing games until now, and when I meet mission levels and people who don't use their brains, they hang up for nothing."

The two teams of the fifth belt are not purely groups of relatives and friends, both are mixed with outsiders, but for the player command in the game... It should be that the team you lead can be particularly good. That's the fault of you, the commander. Regardless of relatives and friends, outsiders will definitely pick their noses and eyes.When there is a large-scale event and you are recommended to be a conductor, when others nominate you, it is inevitable that someone will come out with eccentricities, such as "XX can also be called a conductor? You can hold a concert if you have a microphone", "XXX has a lot of black history, who Dare to join the girl group" and so on.

Of course, this is not what the fifth brother cares about. The two of them compare... um, what they hate is that they judged the wrong direction before entering this stage of the checkpoint. They wasted time merging teams and adjusting teams, but it was useless at all. For the fifth brother who has always been more conceited, or a little bit above the top, this special meow is simply a slap in the face... What's worse is that the two of them who look at each other Those who hate each other are also classified into a group. Neither of them is the kind of character who will directly express their dislike and dislike in a disgraceful way, like the protagonist and villain in American movies, tearing their eyebrows and scolding hooligans I scolded Bie San for throwing the table and smashing the bench to make the protagonist more villain than the villain, but Hao Lai directly expressed his emotions with body language, which is better than the peaceful and harmonious, polite and brotherly relationship between them. Gong, in fact, the longer the relationship lasts, the more uncomfortable it becomes for both parties...

Closer to home... The Fifth Brothers were the first group of players to discover the traps of this stage of the mission. Search the refresh point to find the key props that trigger the next link "entering the village".

Yang Rui can also be regarded as an early "waking up" player, and his partner is the careful and witty Leng Qiubai. The two circled around the refresh point for a few times, and found it from under the grass and from the tree hole. Two props:

"Letters Without Destination"

"The text on the address field has been blurred, and only the sender's signature 'Alyssa' can be seen scribbled on the envelope."

"Broken Cat's Eye Gem"

"Perhaps some thief crow hid in this tree hole?"

Leng Qiubai was not very confident when he first found the letter from the grass. When Yang Rui took out the broken gem with his little finger from the tree hole, the task bar of both of them changed at the same time. A new text description is refreshed under the main line of the stage of ":

"Before entering the village, the travelers found some things of unknown meaning. These things look weird, but anyway, the lost things are best returned to their owners."

This "Survival Game·Gal Village" was originally a branch of the escort mission, and it seemed that the planning did not intend to add more branch excavation requirements to this branch. Leng Qiubai frowned and stared at the newly released mission text for a long while. Too sure: "There is no refresh mission... But literally, it means asking or allowing players to enter the village?"

Yang Rui didn't think too much about it, turned around and took a step forward: "Just walk around and see... Hey, Qiubai, the grass pit I picked up has fallen behind us."

"Then let's go." Leng Qiubai raised her legs to follow, and while walking, she first took a closer look at the broken gem that Yang Rui found. The explanatory text on the gem was just as vague as the description in the mission text. After reading it for a while She couldn't see the flowers either, so she simply put them away and turned her attention to the letter she found.

This letter looks like a prop that appeared in an old-fashioned British drama. A coat of arms that has lost its true color and pattern is stamped on the seal, and a windmill stamp is attached, but there is no postmark. When Leng Qiubai touched the seal, , and a system prompt popped up: "When you were about to peek at this letter, a bad premonition suddenly rose in your heart."

"..." Leng Qiubai, as a non-homemaker, although she hasn't played many games and doesn't like to study ancient RPG games, she can still see the warning in this reminder, so she sent the letter without hesitation. Also put away.The little dress worn by Daisy has no pockets, but there is an interlayer where you can put things in the pocket, and there are some items that women would bring in this interlayer-a small mirror, a mascara, and a lipstick branch.

A hulk and a duck lady slowly approached the small village that was impossible to get to. Looking closer, this Garr village is also full of dreamy cartoon style, like the Hobbit village in Two-dimensional, which is in harmony with the green Small wooden houses, exquisite landscape trees and flower beds, village trails paved with round stone slabs, the fairy tale wind blows in before entering the village, making the players face a bear.

"Judging from the height of the houses and the width of the aisles, the average height of the residents in this village will not exceed one meter, otherwise the door beams would not be enough to cause disaster..." Leng Qiubai visually inspected the scale of the buildings in the village, and complained with a straight face, "Yang Rui, you are not allowed to enter the village according to your tonnage designation, and you will be blocked by traffic wherever you go, so it means that you want me to go in by myself?"

"Uh...that's enough." Yang Rui rubbed his eyes, looked at the size of the house at the entrance of the village more than ten meters away, and then at his current size, quite speechless, "What is this task for, if you have nothing to do, let me do it Such an inconvenient skin is here."

"Let's see what's going on in this village first... Huh? Damn it!"

The two of them stood at the entrance of the village and looked inside, and saw that the window in the attic of the small house closest to the entrance of the village with the "Gal Village" signboard was pushed open, and a certain villager poked his head out from inside.

"..." Even though they were mentally prepared and saw the villagers' shapes clearly, the two players were still dumbfounded.