The Invincible Dad of Online Games

Before Leng Qiubai was taunted by the NPCs, the time went forward a little bit—that is, the moment when NPC Aina threw the wine barrel into the attic, neither Leng Qiubai nor Yang Rui noticed the system information bar Quietly slid over a line of small words:

"The time to enter the village ends."

The player's system information bar often pops up some anti-fraud announcements, reminders when the small map in the area is changed, and the update status of the ongoing mission. These notices will remain in the information bar after they appear, even if the player does not pay attention for a while Check it out later.

But this row of boys...is actually in the sliding mode, and it disappears after three seconds of appearing on the player's information bar.The fifth brother who was also waiting in the parallel space saw this trick, and the three-petal mouths of the two rabbits twitched.

"Deliberately slide out the mobile text at this time..." Fifth Source glanced at the two wine barrels that Aina had just dropped in their space, "It's clear that I don't want careless players to find out Well, if you haven't even seen it, let alone have doubts, guards, and vigilance, and think about the meaning of this row of prompts."

"360 seconds... 6 minutes." The fifth source scanned the stopwatch function in the personal log and reset it, "From the start of the system prompt to the end of the 'Enter the Village' link, the given time limit It's a multiple of last time." He opened the team panel, his face condensed slightly, "Well... hang out nine."

"Nine?" Fifth Source also quickly opened the team panel. The player's external communication mode is restricted at this quest stage. It's not a problem to look at his own team panel, and his face is a bit unnatural, "...well, look Get up and the one who left alone has also hung up."

In a team of 35 people, one player will be left alone in two groups, and will be thrown into a parallel space alone.Although this level has nothing to do with horror and horror, the difficulty of the task itself is there, and the cute style of painting can't change its essence.If you don't realize that every link of this task has a hidden time limit, procrastination, dazed stupidity, etc., you may get a free return to the city.

When you die while fighting monsters, you can forcefully throw the pot on the healer's head. In the group mode, it really doesn't depend on anyone if you die.Fifth Lin only cares about whether Yang Rui hangs out. Seeing that Yang Liuyang's ID is still bright, he doesn't care. He closes the team panel and picks up the barrel: "Go ahead, wait until the next prompt appears." We will be able to judge whether our judgment is correct.”

Among the 26 existing players in the parallel space, not many people noticed this system prompt. Some people even glanced at it and didn’t delve into the meaning of it, and ignored it——No way, it’s a cute cartoon-style world It’s really hard to make people feel tense. Imagine shooting “Midnight Bell” with the characters of Pleasant Goat and not using BGM to exaggerate the atmosphere. No matter how scary your plot is, the audience will just doze off watching it...

Now... In the third period of death time from entering the space, more than four minutes have passed, and Yang Rui and Leng Qiubai, the two "diligent players" who have not delayed the time all the way, have also become The guests of Mrs. Jennifer's house, the main NPC in Gal Village, of course, not only did they feel no tension, they didn't realize that they were in crisis at all.

Uh... It's a little inappropriate to say that he is a guest. First of all, Yang Rui's Hulk shape can't sit on the chair designed for villagers with an average height of one meter, so he can only squat; while Leng Qiubai She was really too lazy to argue with the NPC about whether her duck would defecate indiscriminately, so she slumped in the dustpan brought by the maid.

The hostess, Jennifer, seemed unable to see the embarrassment of the "guests". She sat high on the armchair dedicated to the host, and first glanced at Yang Rui... Then she probably felt uncomfortable talking with her neck up, so she turned her gaze Transferring to Leng Qiubai who can look down, he said noblely and coldly, "Do you need refreshments, a guest from afar?"

"No, thank you." Leng Qiubai put on a duck face equally noble and glamorous.

Jennifer snapped her fingers, and the maid waiting aside brought up two plates of fruit snacks.

"..." Leng Qiubai was a little dazed.

"Gal hasn't had a new guest for a long time." The hostess, who didn't care about the needs of the guests, said to herself, "As you can see...Gal is the most affluent dream town in the entire kingdom, and we have the most fertile land , the best pastures, and the most industrious and kind-hearted villagers. You have never seen such a beautiful, rich, peaceful, and perfect village..."

"..." Not to mention Leng Qiubai, Yang Rui's eyes were a little straight, did this NPC steal all the lines that should be flattering from outsiders?

Next, the NPC praised Jiaer village in a 360-degree, all-round, 3-degree and no-dead angle from the perspective of others in a confident tone. Others couldn't get in the way, so they just kept talking for nearly [-] minutes. Mrs. Jennifer changed the topic and narrowed her eyes: "But... not everyone is qualified to join Cal and become a part of us." She suddenly spread her hand and pointed to Ai who was standing obediently like a maid. Na, "So far, only Aina has passed the test of Gal and has become a glorious villager of Gal. Guests from afar, are you ready to meet the unique and difficult challenge in this world?"

"No." Leng Qiubai finally found a chance to intervene, fearing that Jennifer would steal the conversation again, she spoke very fast: "We are not here to join Mrs. Jiaer Village, in fact we are here to investigate the incident Yes, a not-so-reputable incident happened in your village."

Mrs. Jennifer's proud expression collapsed in an instant, but what is suspicious is that she did not show disbelief, nor did she ask back, but turned angrily to Aina beside her: "Damn stinky bitch! Aina! That picture of yours! What kind of bastard nonsense came out of the broken mouth again!"

"No, ma'am, I didn't do anything!" Ina panicked.

"You maggot who betrayed the trust of my charity! I shouldn't let you enjoy everything in Gal!"

The furious Mrs. Jennifer waved her arms vigorously, and the two maids serving at the side immediately stepped forward and grabbed Aina who was trying to explain, and even the male servant who was guarding outside the corridor rushed in viciously—— Yang Rui and Leng Qiubai were about to react in shock, when the screen in front of them suddenly paused as if a movie was being played, and a large display frame in the style of an ancient RPG game directly bounced to the frozen screen. Right in the middle:

"Things are a little out of control. There seems to be a misunderstanding between Jennifer and Ina? In this situation, travelers have only two choices."

"1: Help Aina."

"2: Help Jennifer control Ina."

"3: We don't know what's going on between them, don't be impulsive, it's not good for everyone, wait a while, let's talk about it after everyone calms down, then tell Jennifer, Aina has nothing Just bullshit."

"4: This woman, Aina, has been chattering all the time. Maybe she really did something to make Jennifer very angry? Leave it alone, it has nothing to do with us."

"Damn it, it really is two choices. Aren't 2, 3, and 4 all on Jennifer's side!" Leng Qiu baimu complained with a duck face, exchanged eyes with Yang Rui, and chose without hesitation One.

The pause of the screen is released, and the characters start moving again. Leng Qiubai jumped out of the dustpan, picked up the sofa and smashed at the servant Morgan who rushed in—she was playing a dual-knife fighter, and her attributes were very balanced. Even if she turned into a duck, she was also a duck with strange power— —Yang Rui didn't have the strength, but his figure was right there. He got up and rushed to push the two maids away, protecting the panicked Aina behind her.

"This is completely a multiple-choice question for fools who tend to think too much, or who think they are smart..."

In another parallel space, the same RPG interface popped up for the fifth brother who also advanced to this point in the plot. Fifth Yuan glanced at the options and complained to his cousin.

Fifth Lin smiled, he was in a relaxed mood... because the moment he saw the selection of this level, he knew that Yang Rui would not be fooled by this link.When a powerful lady who is arrogant, arrogant, and doesn't know how to respect other people's ideas bullies Aina, who has already explained her identity as a foreigner and has a warm personality, most normal people will choose to help Aina.Similar stalks are not so new, there have long been jokes on the Internet about helping Nobi Nobita or helping Fat Tiger.But if you combine the current environment and think too much about the task content, you may be undecided—for example, the person who is the least like a prisoner in a suspense movie is a prisoner, so does Aina, who looks like a white lotus, cut black and white? ?Another example is that entering the village is to solve the puzzle and achieve the goal of surviving to the end. Isn't it too stupid to offend the powerful NPC in the village?After all, the player is not an adventurer who fights against the sky and the earth, and the equipment and skills are not used. In order to pass the mission, there is nothing wrong with it!

After the screen was paused, the stopwatch in the player's personal log also stopped. Realizing that this might be a back door left in this link, the player's thinking time is not counted in the mission limit time, the fifth brother simply took advantage of this opportunity to sort out the plot .Fifth Lin got up from the small sofa, walked to the still NPC Aina and stood beside him: "If you don't choose one, it seems that there is no problem, but it is estimated that we will usher in a game of destroying unity... After the player enters the village This NPC has already given enough hints. The nettle behind the house alludes to the fairy tale "Wild Swan". Two kilograms of wine barrels were thrown from the attic together, which also shows the force value of this NPC. You don’t need to try, and you know that this NPC will kill two players with empty attributes. "

The fifth source nodded and continued: "From the perspective of the character of the NPC Jennifer, the player must have been offended by the progress of the plot to this point. Even if you choose to help her control Aina, for this kind of NPC with a standard self-conceited template It won’t work to please the player. If Aina suddenly goes berserk and wants to kill the player, Jennifer will not help the player.”

"Besides, Aina, a foreigner who passed the test and joined Gall, got such a person who was not qualified to be seated, was easily angered, and was despised by everyone..." Fifth Lin compared Mrs. Jennifer's two hands with her fingers. The maid and the male servant, "It has already been made clear that Jennifer is extremely difficult to please. If you can consider this level, you will not choose other options. Optimistically... this level may not lose too many people."

Fifth Source shrugged: "I hope."

The two cousins ​​looked at each other silently for a few seconds, and at the same time opened the team panel.

"……Ugh!"