The Invincible Dad of Online Games

The villager who poked his head out, to be precise...has a cute shape, with beautiful golden curly hair, exquisite facial features, and...uh, big watery eyes that take up half the size of his face.This is a human shape, but it's not a human shape - how many people are scared to death when a real person looks like this!

"Hosokawa Zhirong..." Leng Qiu said with a dull face, "Isn't this special meow a cartoon image written by Hosokawa Zhirong?! Nima opened the game with a Disney feast for the players, and then showed the players Two-dimensional Hobbit Village, the villagers who popped up in the end are ancient winds, why don't you plan to go to heaven?!"

"Uh..." Yang Rui looked at Leng Qiubai with a dull face. Although he couldn't understand, he always felt that this sister had revealed something unknowingly.

"Hello——" The female villager with Japanese girlish style was not as stupid as the players, she waved her arms as thin as firewood sticks at the two players in a sunny and vigorous way, then shrank her head back, and it didn't take long Bounced and ran out of the little house.The villager ran closer, and the overall image looked even more awkward-this NPC is about one meter tall, with a big head and a thin body, so it's ugly, but it's not, but it's beautiful... Uh, so to speak People's hearts are also quite big.

"...The two-dimensional painting style looks okay, but it's really scary when it's three-dimensional." Leng Qiubai complained.

"Ah!" The female villager originally raised her head with a pure and innocent smile, but suddenly changed her frightened expression and clasped her hands nervously to her chest, "Ducks, ducks can talk!"

"Damn it!" Both players were startled, and only then did they realize that the villager didn't use the word "men" when greeting, Leng Qiubai turned his head to look at the big green man, then turned to the villagers, pointing angrily, "The green monster is considered a human!" Ducks are not human?!"

In another parallel space, the female villager who was also bouncing up and down smiled and greeted Princess Anna on the 14th floor, glanced at the sad tea that followed, and innocently said, "Are you the animal trainer of the circus?" ?”

Tigger·Sorrowful Reminder Calm Tea With blue veins on his forehead, he rolled up his non-existent sleeves: "I'll beat this big-eyed monster first..."

"Don't be impulsive." The 14th floor quickly pulled him back, trying to show kindness to the female villagers, "Hello, we are travelers passing by here, we want to... um, add some water and food, what should I call you And you?"

"My name is Aina. There is no problem with the water, but the food needs to be approved by the villagers." The service attitude of this NPC, Aina, is as good as that of Haidilao's waiter. Explain to the player, "Don't worry about this. Although some villagers have bad tempers, most of the gentlemen and ladies are good people. Please come with me. I think we need to meet Ms. Jennifer first."

Brothers Bugs Bunny... No, the process for the fifth brother to enter the village is easier than other combinations of players. NPC Aina excitedly waved to the two fifth brothers at the attic window: "Cute little rabbit, come here quickly, I Prepare carrots for you!"

"..." The fifth brothers looked at each other silently, they all had the same long ears, red eyes and three-petal mouths, no one could make fun of the other.

"This village... is too quiet." Walking into this village, this small village that at least looks very quiet and beautiful gives people a stronger feeling of eerieness, Fifth Source glanced around slightly, and lowered his voice, "Did you notice?" , as soon as you enter the village, any insects and birds are gone."

"The village is for survival..." Fifth Lin frowned, and turned his gaze to the back of the cabin where NPC Aina was.

Fifth Yuan followed his cousin's line of sight and saw a large area of ​​perennial herbaceous plants.

"It's normal for nettles to appear in rural areas in the temperate zone." Fifth Yuan also frowned, thinking for a while, "Speaking of nettles, I think of a fairy tale."

The perspective returns to the parallel space where Yang Rui and Leng Qiubai are. NPC Aina takes the two players to the hut where she lives. Herbs that are less harmonious with the wind.

Nettle is a common wild plant. It is also called stinging grass or scorpion grass. Friends in southern my country should have seen it when they went to the countryside to play, or when they went outing in the suburbs of the city. There are tiny burrs on the stems and leaves. , After accidentally touching it, it feels sore and itchy like being stung by a scorpion, which is very uncomfortable.

Fei A Zhai Leng Qiubai stared at the nettles for a while, and then thought of the envelope Yang Rui found, a fairy tale popped up in her mind: "... wild swan?"

"What?" Yang Rui, who was looking around, didn't hear clearly.

"I'm talking about the fairy tale of the wild swan. Princess Alisa's eleven brothers were cursed and turned into black swans. She reluctantly made eleven clothes out of hand-woven nettles, turning them back into human beings." Leng Qiu Bai took out the envelope, "Look, the only name that can be displayed on it is Alisa, and there happens to be nettles here."

"Uh... The problem is that the person who lives here is not named Alisa." Yang Rui didn't know what a wild swan or a black swan was, and was at a loss.

"Then there must be someone like Alisa, er, this NPC." Leng Qiubai put away the envelope, and looked around in front of Aina's cabin. Unfortunately, this house is as small as a bigger slide, and inside is A single room, a simple wooden ladder to go upstairs, no flowers can be seen no matter what.

"Be careful~"

A cute voice sounded from above, and when Leng Qiubai raised his head, he saw Aina throwing two wooden barrels down from the attic window, and they hit the ground with two "bang, bang", and the ground shook slightly down.

"Damn—" Leng Qiubai still wanted to complain, the NPC twisted its slender body and danced down the wooden ladder, and made an apologetic expression to the players with the exaggerated movements of anime characters: "I'm sorry, I There is no way to take such a heavy thing down~" He apologized insincerely, and the NPC immediately stretched out his hand and made a request, "Please help me move these two barrels of wine to Ms. Jennifer's Let's go home."

...you can't take it down, so how did you move it to the attic!Leng Qiubai complained silently in his heart, turned over a dead fish eye and picked up a bucket of wine with his hand-like wings, turned to Yang Ruizheng about to say something, the expression on the duck's face couldn't hold back.

I saw... the mighty and huge Hulk Yang Liuyang squatted down at this moment, stretched his thick arms down, and hugged the relatively small wine barrel with his big hands like cattail leaf fans, but... Didn't pick it up.

"..." Leng Qiubai really tried his best not to let himself laugh out loud. Yang Liuyang's strength points are not a secret among relatives and friends. At this moment, it is said that he is using the Hulk's projection, but it is still Not as strong as the Hulk.

If someone else was present at the moment, it would have been a long time of heartless fun. Fortunately, this sister Leng Qiubai is quite kind, she pretended to be careless and moved over to stack the wine barrel she was holding on top of another wine barrel, and bent over again. He hugged the two wine barrels together at the waist, and said light words to Yang Rui's rescue: "I will do such a simple thing, Aina, you can lead the way."

"Miss Duck is really amazing~" NPC Aina clasped her hands and turned her head to make a cute gesture. To be honest, if her eyes were twice as small and looked normal, she should be very cute.

A cartoon girl leads the way, followed by a waddling Hulk and a waddling duck holding two barrels of wine. Walking on the country stone road full of cartoon fairy tale style, it is quite romantic to say the least. , except that the Hulk seems to be a little out of spirits...

The further you walk towards the village, the larger the area and scale of the house, and the more exquisite and gorgeous the shape is. When you walk to the center of the village, the three tripod-shaped houses already have the posture of a mansion.Aina led the two players straight to one of the mansions. After the two-meter-high gate opened, a guy about 1.2 meters tall, dressed in servant clothes and with a beard came out of it.

"Hello, Mr. Morgan, I'm here to deliver wine to Ms. Jennifer." Aina showed some fear and flattery towards this "strong man", smiled carefully, and pointed at the two players, "This is the green willow Mr. Yang and Miss Duck Leng Qiubai, they are passing travelers, came to greet Ms. Jennifer."

The bearded Morgan squinted his eyes to scan the two players, and pointed at Yang Rui with his stubby fingers: "Beast, stay away from Mrs. Jennifer's house." Then he pointed to Leng Qiubai, "Poultry, you can come in, but you are not allowed to come in." defecate in the house."

Yang Rui looked nervously at Leng Qiubai with veins on the duck's face, "Sister Qiubai, calm down!"

"...hehe." Leng Qiubai sneered, tilting his duck mouth, "Don't worry, I'm calm..."

"Morgan, who is outside?" A rather thick alto came from the mansion.

"Ma'am, it's Aina who brought the wine. She brought a wild animal and a poultry." Morgan quickly pushed open the door that was originally closed, bowed and retreated to the side of the door, and made a gesture of salute. Finally, a well-dressed female NPC stood in the luxurious corridor.

Seeing this female NPC clearly, Leng Qiubai's desire to complain was almost out of control again.Although this is also an exaggerated cartoon character with a height of about one meter, it is basically the queen played by Julia Roberts in the movie version of "Snow White"!How lazy and wicked it is to plan a special meow! !

A dwarfed beauty with a big mouth... No, the queen of the hobbit version... Uh, no, Mrs. Jennifer, who looks like a lady, is not tall, but she does have a bit of eyes on the player With a disdainful attitude, the NPC sized up the two players, then slightly turned his head and scolded the servant: "You are too rude to Morgan, you must not be so contemptuous of guests who come from afar."

"Yes, ma'am." Morgan bowed his head.

Mrs. Jennifer turned to the two players, and made a very British gesture, that is, she looked polite but was actually distant and indifferent: "I hope you can forget my servant's rudeness, please come in, both of you."

"I'm really bothering you, ma'am." Aina, who didn't look directly at her the whole time, looked inexplicably flattered, raised her skirt to salute, and then turned her head to tell the two players nervously, "Come in quickly... ah, Big man, don't bring the dirt into the lady's house, wipe your feet clean." Saying this, the NPC took off his apron and handed it over.

"..." Yang Rui didn't answer it, and it didn't matter if he didn't.

After a long time, the two players finally entered Jennifer's house.Thanks to Jennifer's house being spacious and tall, Yang Rui couldn't even enter Aina's house.Following Mrs. Jennifer to the living room, the maid looked at Leng Qiubai with strange eyes when she came up to pick up Leng Qiubai's wine barrel. Not long after, another maid came over with a bamboo dustpan and signaled Leng Qiubai to squat down. go inside...

"... How long will this kind of speciesist stalk of special meow be playing!" Leng Qiubai's face turned green.