monster shelter

Why is there an outline?He is not an animal.

Is it really a typo?But it's not impossible, this company looks like a grass-roots team, and the girl in front of me feels confused.

But in order not to embarrass the girl, Yuan Mo thoughtfully did not point out this problem.

After thinking for a second, he chose the former among the options of "pure breed" and "mixed blood". As for "compendium", he filled in "primate".

There is no blank space, and there is no need to point out mistakes and omissions to embarrass, perfect.

After filling out the form, the girl took out another labor contract and handed it to Yuan Mo: "This is the labor contract, take a look, if there are no problems, sign it, after signing, you will be a regular employee of our company .”

Yuan Mo took over the labor contract and went through it roughly, and after confirming that there were no problems, he quickly signed his name.

It’s just that he didn’t know if it was his illusion. After he wrote the word “Yuan Mo” on the paper, a faint white light suddenly flashed on the paper. Disappeared quickly.

Yuan Mo: "...?"

Could it be that he was dazzled?

Yuan Mo didn't care too much, he signed the labor contract with his name and handed it back to the girl in front of him.

The girl accepted the contract and said with a smile: "From today onwards, we are colleagues. Let me introduce myself, my name is Tian Xiaolu, I am 150 years old this year, just an adult!"

Yuan Mo: "..."

Tian Xiaolu, what a lovely name!

150 years old, what a cold joke!

In order not to embarrass the lovely girl, Yuan Mo smiled very flatteringly, and replied casually: "Oh, my name is Yuan Mo, and I'm [-] years old this year."

Tian Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "Hahahahahaha! Yuan Mo, you can tell jokes, you are too funny hahahahaha!"

Yuan Mo: "..."

No, don't you think it's because your laughing point is too low?

The girl named Tian Xiaolu laughed exaggeratedly for half a minute, then wiped the corners of her tears from laughing, led Yuan Mo with a blank face inside, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to familiarize yourself with it." Environment, by the way, get to know your colleagues."

Yuan Mo followed her obediently.

When the two were about to walk in, there was a sudden loud noise from outside the office, and the half-open door was knocked open from the outside. A petite boy of fourteen or five years old, who was quite fair and cute, was pressing the door with one hand. They walked in from the outside together with a burly man who measured about 1.9 meters tall.

The burly man had kept his head down all the time, but at the moment he entered the door, he suddenly trembled, broke away from the boy's restraint, grabbed the door frame with both hands and refused to go in again, and cried loudly at the same time: : "I was wrong, I was wrong, and I dare not do it again! Don't arrest me, can you? Don't arrest me, I don't want to get caught!"

Yuan Mo: "..."

The scene of a strong man nearly two meters tall crying with snot and tears was too eye-catching, he was deeply shocked, and was speechless for a while.

Hearing the wailing of the big man, the young man holding him looked indifferent: "If you don't want to be in trouble, don't do bad things. Is it easy for those villagers to grow some corn? You can go and steal it before it's ripe. If it's just a few It’s fine to just try it out, but in the end you broke the corn cobs of an entire acre of land... It’s not like this, if you don’t catch you, who will you catch?”

The strong man held onto the door frame and did not let go, crying and howling: "They always go to the mountains to dig my rations? What's wrong with breaking some corn? They owe me that!"

"Stop talking nonsense." The young man stretched out his hand to pull the strong man's arm, and at the same time asked blankly, "Is that mountain yours? Are the things that grow in the mountain yours? Why did they dig your rations? You give I get up!"

The young man didn't know what to do while he was talking, the crying burly man suddenly let out a scream, his whole body suddenly swelled up, he transformed from a big man into a big bear covered in black hair.

Yuan Mo: "..."

Yuan Mo: "????"

Yuan Mo: "!!!!!!"

He widened his eyes, looking at the astonishing scene in front of him like a Hollywood special effect in disbelief, almost thinking that he was dreaming.

He looked at the big bear, and then at the boy who was pulling the big bear's paw with an irritable expression. He felt that his brain was a little short of oxygen, and he couldn't help but took two steps back.

However, this is not the end.

After the big bear changed into its original form, it still clung to the door frame and did not let go. Its tears wet the hair around its eyes, and its long bear mouth opened and closed to say: "I won't go in! I won't die!" Go in! If I squat in the game, what face will I have in the future!"

The young man said indifferently: "You have lost face a long time ago. When you stole the corn, you used the form of a black bear. In the end, you were dirty by the nearby farmers on the spot, and someone took a photo and posted it on the Internet. This happened a long time ago. It was on the local news, and now everyone in the city knows that a black bear went to steal corn from someone's field... What face do you think you have?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Big Bear covered his peasy eyes with bear paws, and cried in grief and indignation.

The boy showed no sympathy at all, and pulled at its bear's paw with a blank expression, trying to drag it away.

The bear wailed, scratched the door frame with one paw, leaving a few deep scratches on it, and opened its mouth to reveal a mouthful of sharp teeth, trying to gnaw on the door panel to vent its anger.

At this time, Tian Xiaolu, who had been keeping quiet by Yuan Mo's side, finally couldn't help but said, "Hey, this Mr. Xiong, you cry, don't destroy our finances, we will lose money!"

When it heard that it was about to lose money, the bear silently closed its big mouth. It raised its head in grief and indignation, and its body spread out on the ground like a dead fish, allowing the boy to drag it away.

The boy grabbed a bear's leg with one hand and dragged the black bear, which weighed at least 150KG, toward it with great strength that didn't match his cute appearance.

When passing by Tian Xiaolu and Yuan Mo, he still nodded slightly to them, his posture very cold.

Yuan Mo: "..."

Tian Xiaolu held his face in a nympho, and after the boy walked past them, he lowered his voice and shouted: "Wow! Bai Tu is still so handsome..."

There was no fluctuation on Yuan Mo's face, and he glanced at her numbly, but behind the calm surface, there was a sudden twelfth hurricane in his heart.

=Dish=! !

What did he just see?

A big man... turned into a bear in front of him!

a bear!

And the kind who can speak human language! !

豮艸芔茻!

Is he hallucinating due to too much mental stress?

Or was the shock of not being able to find a job finally driving him crazy?

Yuan Mo clutched his chest, he felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest, but the more critical the moment was, the more he had to be steady and not panic.

So he turned his head and looked at Tian Xiaolu beside him who was still holding his face, thinking about something, and asked calmly, "What did you see just now?"

"what?"

Tian Xiaolu, who heard the question, finally recovered from the nympho state, she turned her head to look at Yuan Mo with a blank face, and when she saw the other's calf trembling unconsciously under the calm appearance...she couldn't help showing a dazed expression on her face. With a somewhat guilty expression, he cast his eyes randomly: "This...it's a long story."

Yuan Mo continued to pretend to be calm: "You can make a long story short."

The two looked at each other, and the scene became very awkward for a while.

In the end, Tian Xiaolu finally compromised. She thought about the appropriate wording, and explained slowly: "Actually, although our place claims to be an animal shelter, it is actually a shelter for monsters."

With a blank face, Yuan Mo tried to suppress the turmoil in his heart, and asked, "What is a monster shelter?"

Is it really what he thought?

Tian Xiaolu gave him a sympathetic look: "It's the place where monsters who made mistakes are imprisoned, such as the black bear you just saw - as you can see, he was arrested because he stole corn from someone else's field." Caught in."

Yuan Mo: "..."

Although he did see it with his own eyes, but, but that was a monster!

Isn't the reason of being arrested for stealing corn a bit too careless?

Yuan Mo was silent for a while, and then asked with a stiff face, "Then the monsters who came to your place are all like the one just now?"

So cowardly.

And it's hard to say.

"How is it possible?" Tian Xiaolu's eyes widened. "This kind of sneaky little monster will be released after being detained for a few months at most. We also have many monsters who have only been imprisoned for committing serious crimes here!"

Yuan Mo was silent, no matter what, he couldn't connect the huge black bear that was seriously oversized just now with the three words "little monster" in Tian Xiaolu's mouth.

He didn't dare to ask those monsters who committed serious crimes what their crimes were, for fear of hearing such terrible words as "cannibalism" from their mouths.

It's scary even thinking about it, he doesn't dare to work in this kind of place.

After hesitating for a while, Yuan Mo mustered up his courage and said to Tian Xiaolu, "Excuse me, can I not join the job?"

Tian Xiaolu was stunned for a moment: "No, you have signed the contract, and you have officially joined the job."

Yuan Mo: "..."

hate it!

How did he move so fast just now!

Yuan Mo continued to muster up courage, trying to save the country: "Then, can I choose to resign?"

"It's not okay to resign." The girl still shook her head, "I can only go through the entry procedures. If you want to resign, you have to tell our boss in person. But... I don't think you should get too hopeful."

"……why?"

Tian Xiaolu took a deep look at him, with deep sympathy in his eyes: "20 years ago, an employee in our company wanted to resign. At that time, our boss once said a famous saying."

Yuan Mo suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and couldn't help but ask, "What famous saying?"

Tian Xiaolu's face was solemn: "He said that he only has dead monsters under his command, and no employees who have resigned....Of course, it's the same with humans now."

Yuan Mo: "..."

His mind was buzzing.

This, is this a death threat?

If you want to resign, you have to die?

Did he join some super-evil terrorist organization by mistake?

Tian Xiaolu looked at him in a big blow, his eyes became more sympathetic, he couldn't help but reached out and patted his shoulder, and said: "My condolences, actually, if you get used to it, it's pretty good to work here."

Yuan Mo couldn't listen, he wanted to cry a bit: "Can I ask, the employee who wanted to resign 20 years ago...how did it go?"

Tian Xiaolu had a hesitant expression on his face, looking at him, hesitant to speak.

When Yuan Mo saw this, he wanted to cry even more. He tried his best to maintain the expression on his face, and said as calmly as possible: "It's okay, just tell me. I...I can hold on."

Tian Xiaolu sighed, omitted the specific process, and stated the result of the incident in a simple and shocking manner: "He was beaten severely and has not been discharged from the hospital...20 years of unpaid sick leave."

The author has something to say: There are still red envelopes dropping today~~