monster shelter

Yuan Mo: "???"

Yuan Mo: "!!!!"

What kind of injury has not healed after more than 20 years!

Was it paralyzed?

And it's too unreasonable!

Employees who want to resign will be beaten?

What kind of bully is this!

It's the end of the day.

After staring blankly for a long time, he said weakly: "So, I, I can't leave..."

Tian Xiaolu sighed, and patted his shoulder, comforting him silently.

Yuan Mo waited for a long time before finally grasping the point of this matter: "... I would like to ask, your boss is the legal representative on the certificate: Mr. Ao?"

He remembered that the man seemed to be called Ao Fei.

The name is a bit special, but also has an inexplicable sense of familiarity...

"Yes." Tian Xiaolu nodded.

"...You said that this is a shelter for monsters, which is dedicated to detaining criminal monsters." Yuan Mo looked at Tian Xiaolu, and cautiously asked, "Then your boss, isn't he also..."

"He is also a monster!" Tian Xiaolu admitted decisively, and said with a face of reason, "We are a monster shelter here, of course, from the boss to the employees, all are monsters!"

Yuan Mo: "..."

He looked at the innocent and harmless Tian Xiaolu in front of him. After a long time, his face became stiff, and then he gradually revealed a stiff smile: "... So, are you all monsters?"

"Yes!" Tian Xiaolu blinked his big eyes, tilted his head and said, "You can tell by my name! My name is Tian Xiaolu, and I am a sika deer demon."

"..."

The corners of Yuan Mo's mouth twitched, but after experiencing the "big transformation into a living bear" incident, he found that his psychological endurance has also become much stronger. When he heard this, he didn't have much fear in his heart: "Oh, so you told me you were 150 years old, and you weren't joking?"

Tian Xiaolu blinked: "Of course."

"I see."

Yuan Mo took a deep breath, looked at the innocent Tian Xiaolu expressionlessly, and finally questioned his soul: "Then, I would like to ask this Miss Lu, your family is full of people from the boss to the employees, including the prisoners. Why did you recruit me as a human employee at the monster shelter?"

And don't let him resign!

Who knew that when he asked this question, Tian Xiaolu acted even more confused than he did: "I don't know either! It was our boss who appointed you to come in, and I have worked so hard to get your resume." gone."

At the end of the original "..."

Fuck, the amount of information in this sentence is too much!

Yuan Mo's mood at this moment was even more shocking than seeing the big bear transforming: "Your boss asked me to come in by name? I, do I know him?"

its not right!

He has lived for more than 20 years, but he has never dealt with monsters!

"How do I know?"

Tian Xiaolu finished speaking with a puzzled face, and came over gossiping: "Think about it again, maybe you really know each other? Let me tell you, our boss originally hated humans, and usually has a bad face when he sees humans. I didn't expect that this time I would take the initiative to recruit a human race, and there is a designated candidate! To tell you the truth, after knowing this news, not only me, but all the employees in our company are all excited... How about it? Just let me know , What is the relationship between you and our boss?"

Yuan Mo thought for a long time with a blank face, but he didn't remember when he knew a person named Ao Fei.

no, no...

This Aofei is a monster!Maybe what he knew was actually the original form of the other party?

He usually likes to feed stray animals, maybe Ao Fei is one of them?

Thinking of this, Yuan Mo asked Tian Xiaolu: "What is the real identity of your boss...?"

Tian Xiaolu was stunned: "His surname is Ao, you still can't figure out his real shape?"

Yuan Mo was at a loss: "What does his surname Ao have to do with his original form? Could it be that his family is a famous family in your demon world? They are well-known?"

It's not impossible to think about it this way.

They are both monsters, but they have different fates. Ao Fei can be the boss, but Tian Xiaolu and the others can only work for him.

Maybe the other party is relying on the power of the family and is a related household through the back door?

The corner of Tian Xiaolu's mouth twitched: "It can be considered a famous family... But now, he is the only one left in his family."

There was a surprised expression on Yuan Mo's face, and a pair of cat-like eyes stared round, bright and clear: "Why?"

"Because he is a dragon! In ancient times, after the catastrophe of the dragon and the phoenix, the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn clans killed each other, and not a single one was left. Because our boss was just an egg at that time and did not participate in the war, so we were lucky enough to escape. After one catastrophe, one life is left..." Tian Xiaolu seemed to be unable to bear his ignorance, and his expression was a little speechless, "Besides, isn't the surname 'Ao' very well-known in your human race? How could you not know it? "

"Dragon Clan?!" Yuan Mo was startled when he heard the beginning, and he didn't pay attention to what Tian Xiaolu said later.

Dragon!

That's a dragon!

National totem!Spiritual symbol!

Damn, it's amazing!

No wonder he always thought the surname "Ao" was very familiar!

Now think about it, the unlucky Dragon King who was robbed by monkeys in Journey to the West was called Ao Guang?

The unlucky third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea who got cramped by Nezha in the list of gods, isn't he called Ao Bing?

There is also the unlucky white dragon horse that was ridden by Tang Sanzang to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, isn't it called Ao Lie?

Yuan Mo: "..."

……

... Ma Dan.

Thinking about it this way, why does he feel that the Dragon Clan with the surname Ao is actually doing pretty badly?

I just don't know if this second generation of dragon who beats employees at every turn has any relationship with the above three dragons surnamed Ao?

Before he could ask a question, Tian Xiaolu patted him on the shoulder again, and said, "Since you have joined the job now, why don't you... I'll take you to the place where the monsters are held first, to familiarize yourself with the environment?"

She paused, and then explained: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the two-story building on the ground is actually just a cover-up. The real shelter is actually built underground, where the monsters are locked up."

Yuan Mo looked at her silently, then slowly shook his head and refused: "No, I won't go, I'm going to resign anyway."

With such a shabby little broken company, the risk factor is so high, even if the Dragon Clan is in charge, he doesn't want to do it anymore.

Tian Xiaolu: "..."

She didn't expect that after she told Yuan Mo about the lessons learned by the company's predecessors, the other party would still insist on resigning. She immediately looked up at Yuan Mo with the eyes of a martyr, and it took a while before she said: "You are awesome."

She felt that there would be another employee in the company who had been sick for decades.

Oh no, judging by the weak physique of the human race, the new colleague in front of him might not even have the chance to linger in the sick bed, and there is a high probability that he will be beaten to death directly.

Yuan Mo remained silent.

Although submitting a resignation application to an unreasonable and violent dragon requires taking certain risks...

But as long as he thinks that he will have to face a group of non-human colleagues and countless criminal monsters from now on... his courage will immediately come up!

Anyway, try first, if the dragon is really as ferocious as Tian Xiaolu described... Then, it's okay for him to admit it when the time comes.

After making up his mind, Yuan Mo left this weird place in a daze.

Before leaving, he made an appointment with Tian Xiaolu, and came to resign early the next morning.

When taking the bus back to the rented place, Yuan Mo remembered everything he had seen in that monster asylum, and took out his mobile phone to search the local news curiously.

Sure enough, he quickly found a local news about a black bear stealing something, and the newspaper even gave it a very eye-catching headline-"Bears Infested: Black Bear Stealing Corn in the Mountains, or Sentenced to Lifetime Sex"! "

In the news, the reporter used a curious tone to describe the specific process of the black bear's crime in incomparable detail.

How did it discover the sweet corn field at the foot of the mountain; how greedy it broke off the entire acre of corn; and after finding that it couldn't take all the corn away, how did this cunning black bear go? Sneaking into the yard of a nearby villager furtively, and stealing the sacks that they left to dry in the yard...

The ending of the story is that when the black bear was frantically stuffing corn cobs into the sack, a villager who happened to pass by discovered its crime, and the other party immediately yelled, alarming the nearby residents.

The villagers rushed here with all kinds of farm tools, and they worked together to capture this special thief on the spot and sent him to the forestry department.

The fate waiting for this black bear may be to be sent to a nearby zoo and kept in captivity for life.

The reporter who wrote this news also provided a picture for the report.

The background of the picture is a cornfield that has no more corn. A huge black bear is squatting on the ground very honestly, trying to shrink itself into a big ball.

At its feet were piles of corn cobs, and a half-filled sack, its mouth open, filled with evidence of its crimes...

As if it sensed that someone was taking pictures, this black bear covered its head and face with its paws as if it was extremely afraid of being ugly, and was unwilling to be photographed of its own specific appearance.

That posture, that demeanor, is like a prostitute captured by the police/yellow police, consciously ashamed to face others.

……

Below the news, there are also many interesting comments from netizens:

"Isn't this bear really a human being pretending to be? They all use sacks??"

"One acre of land will be destroyed as soon as it is broken... Don't just catch a sheep to kill you when you pull the wool, who will you catch if you don't catch it?"

"Stupid human beings, if you steal a piece of corn, you will die for life. Is there any law for the king?"

"This bear is still too inexperienced. Before doing this kind of thing, shouldn't you find an accomplice to look out for yourself?"

"The experience upstairs is quite rich, right? You don't have a lot of sneaking around?"

"It's so pitiful. Such a big man has shrunk into a ball. He should be very scared, right?"

"I'm afraid this bear has become a spirit, and its IQ is too high! By the way, is it covering its face because it found someone secretly taking pictures? Hahaha..."

"This bear has become a spirit +1"

"This bear has become a spirit +2"

……

"This bear has become a spirit +10086"

……

Yuan Mo exited the page rather sadly, thinking of the black bear he saw in the shelter hugging the door frame and crying "what face do I have", besides the word "sand sculpture", he really couldn't think of other adjectives .

It turns out that monsters can also make sand sculptures like this.

After trying to understand this point, Yuan Mo's original deep fear of monsters subsided a lot.

Early the next morning, Yuan Mo came to the monster asylum as promised, intending to resign.

The entire second floor of the small building was still quiet, only Tian Xiaolu was still guarding the front desk fishing.

Seeing him, Tian Xiaolu, who was still yawning, suddenly regained his energy and winked at him non-stop: "Our boss came back last night... Are you really going to resign?"

When she said the last sentence, she couldn't help but put on a complex expression mixed with three points of admiration, three points of worry, and four points of watching the show.

As soon as he heard that the legendary violent boss had really returned, Yuan Mo's relaxed mood suddenly became tense again: "Where is he now?"

"In his office." Tian Xiaolu said, "Shall I take you there?"

Yuan Mo swallowed, and nodded nervously.

The two walked in along the corridor, and soon reached the innermost position, where an elevator actually stopped.

When Yuan Mo was wondering how the elevator was still installed in the small dilapidated building on the second floor, Tian Xiaolu had already led him into the elevator.

After entering, he looked at the elevator button panel and found that there were indeed only two buttons above zero in the elevator, but there were as many as eighteen buttons below zero.

Yuan Mo: "..."

Tian Xiaolu did tell him yesterday that the underground is the real shelter for monsters, but—this "underground" actually has eighteen floors? !

So deep, you are not afraid of digging into the underground river?

The author has something to say: red envelopes continue to drop today~