The golden rules for getting along with popular male celebrities

Looking at Bai Xiqing with a straight face, Bai Xiqing added: "He fought with me all night before calling me a scumbag. You can see my nature at a glance."

Li Chongran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, people are embarrassed to expose you because they see you as a popular male star, who knew that you would cheat people all night, or live broadcast, it is a tragedy on earth.

Bai Xiqing continued to flatter: "Besides, you are much better than him. He beats you so lewdly. I just like you who are upright."

Li Chongran was dumbfounded, if you weren't so profligate, you would rush up regardless of people when you saw them, would I have to bite the bullet and confront them head-on?

But looking at Bai Xiqing's pitiful eyes, he is trying very hard to please himself. With his IQ, it is not easy. Li Chongran is a little soft-hearted. Being serious, nothing went wrong. Bai Xiqing's last trending search won't lose fans anyway, and the company doesn't even use public relations.

Li Chongran was still hesitating between the two options of forgiving Bai Xiqing and getting angry and letting him remember better, when the phone suddenly vibrated, it was the alarm clock.Bai Xiqing quickly snatched the phone back from Li Chongran, opened the game again, and said, "I'm going to squat in the barrier! Six Star Taiko! I was busy eating chicken yesterday and didn't continue, and someone snatched it in the middle of the night! I'm so mad. I must grab it back!"

Li Chongran felt that his head was a bit heavy, and seeing the two spins on Bai Xiqing's head, he really wanted to slap him to death.Li Chongran closed his eyes, and couldn't help but ask himself in the depths of his soul—how many lifetimes of bad luck did he have to suffer from this mental retardation?

Looking back, last night was really quiet and peaceful.

[3] Shun Mao is the main focus, and coaxing is the supplement

Arrived at the airport, got off the nanny car, Bai Xiqing was still bragging about grabbing a six-star taiko drum in seconds, this mentally handicapped player charged 30 million to play a card-drawing garbage game without blinking an eye, just grabbing an enchantment can succeed like this, Values ​​can be said to be quite distorted.

Li Chongran suddenly remembered that when the two of them were still in high school in the early years, there was a game of stealing vegetables that was popular. This guy set the alarm clock in the middle of the night to steal vegetables, and put bugs on people by the way. Looking at his ethereal and weird laughter, if it weren't for the fact that there were only two people in their dormitory, and if it wasn't for his good temper, it is still a mystery whether he could have survived until now.

Li Chongran looked at Bai Xiqing's happy back, and suddenly felt that he was still the same boy back then, reckless, heartless, and he had never changed, even after entering the entertainment circle. Find him for filming, and you can get it done with one meal, unlike now, the appearance fee is scary high.

Why did Bai Xiqing enter the entertainment industry back then, Li Chongran recalled, it was not because he was stupid and good-looking, and he couldn't do other things, and his father was waiting for him to graduate and quickly dumped the pot, and the only thing he could do was to borrow The old man's shelter made the best use of this mentally handicapped man and made him famous.

Bai Xiqing turned around suddenly, pushed the sunglasses to his forehead, and called Li Chongran: "Li Chongran, hurry up! I'm going to starve to death!"

It's not easy for this guy to eat so much in the morning and still feel hungry.

Li Chongran smiled helplessly, quickened his pace, walked up to Bai Xiqing, raised his hand and pressed his sunglasses down again, and complained: "Why, there are so many people at the airport, why don't you wear your sunglasses properly?" Well?"

Bai Xiqing raised his chin, almost pointed at Li Chongran with his nostrils, disapprovingly: "Do you think this pair of sunglasses can hide Dad's handsomeness?"

Li Chongran took a deep breath, didn't bother to talk to him, raised his hand to press the back of his neck and pushed him forward, Bai Xiqing was unhappy: "Li Chongran! Let go! I advise you to let go! What's the matter? Let's discuss in the game, real name What kind of hero is a challenge?"

Li Chongran sneered: "Just you? Who gave you the confidence to beat me? The last three idiots will hang you."

Bai Xiqing was a little unconvinced: "Don't talk so much, three white eggs, come here, come here, don't bring Yuhun!"

Li Chongran was a little bit amused, he really overestimated his level of embarrassment, he justly asked you to let go, he felt that he deserved it if he won, and he would blow his hair if he lost.Li Chongran understands Bai Xiqing's urination all too well. When he was in college, he competed with him for arm wrestling. If he lost, please eat crayfish. Let him break his elbow with water. He could really happily hold his own elbow. How dare he So shameless, how could he let go of the water? In the end, he started to sulk when he won. If he lost, he didn’t admit it and didn’t accept the crayfish. Post scold yourself.

Later, I asked him to eat crayfish for a week before turning the page.

While waiting for the food to be served, Bai Xiqing was still thinking about the competition between the three white eggs. Li Chongran entered the game with a wry smile, and made three chapters with Bai Xiqing in advance: first, only compete for one round; Bring the emotions into the recording of the reality show in the afternoon; third, the winners kiss the losers as compensation.

Bai Xiqing nodded wildly, unceremoniously changed into his strongest lineup, put 5 golden SSRs on the field, and ordered to prepare.

There is no suspense, Bai Xiqing won, and immediately went to the world channel to watch a wave of swelling: I just hanged and beat Qing Xibai

Others should chat and continue chatting, but no one paid attention to him, Bai Xiqing was very angry, and sent again: I just hanged and beat Qing Xibai! !

After adding two exclamation marks, someone finally paid attention to him: Then you are awesome

Before Bai Xiqing could get angry, he saw the familiar profile picture and ID on the World Channel.

Qing Xibai: Well, it’s true

Seeing the frenzied swiping of "Worship Qing Xibai", "Qing Xibai in the same frame", "666666", Bai Xiqing raised his head to look at Li Chongran, and laughed unconsciously. Li Chongran chose He raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, as I said just now, if you win, how do you make up for the losers?"

【4】If you want to pet, be the best pet in the world

After the recording of the show, Li Chongran took Bai Xiqing to dinner. While waiting for the food to be served, Bai Xiqing replied to Weibo comments under Li Chongran's command. His all-night playing games yesterday was basically over, and there was nothing wrong with the phrase "fuck him" The aftermath, that is, everyone in the Weibo comments will blame Bai Xiqing for any disagreement.

In fact, Bai Xi cleared up talking about fuck him, but also teasing him and messing with him, that's all the vocabulary of this mentally handicapped person.

After replying to a few comments, the dishes came out. Li Chongran put a piece of scallop on Bai Xiqing's plate and reminded him: "It's hot, don't remove it with your hands."

Bai Xiqing used chopsticks to push the scallop meat into the spoon, blew it, and put it into his mouth. Li Chongran finally felt relieved to peel the prawns. After Bai Xiqing finished eating the scallops, Li Chongran also peeled the prawns, dipped them in soy sauce, and sent them directly to Bai Xiqing. Bai Xiqing opened his mouth and bit it.

Hearing the knock on the door, Li Chongran let go of his hands calmly and dissatisfied. The waiter brought the dishes into the private room, and put the dishes on the table while announcing the names of the dishes.

After the waiter left the private room, Li Chongran wiped the corner of Bai Xiqing's mouth with a piece of paper, and said, "I'm going to run around tomorrow, so eat more."

Although Bai Xiqing loves to play games, he is very serious about his work. He hardly slackens when recording shows, plays games hard, and takes good care of female guests. Li Chongran thought about it, this mentally handicapped character is probably a pleasing character Bar.

After eating, Bai Xiqing couldn't wait to say to Li Chongran: "Li Chongran, let's go to the Internet cafe and eat chicken!"

Who the hell is going to eat dick with you, let's not talk about dick, civilize you, me and him.

Li Chongran refused: "Why did you promise me that during the recording of the program, you will not play games all night, and it will not affect your work."

Bai Xiqing fought weakly: "Just play for two hours."

Li Chongran was impatient: "Why are you so addicted!"

Bai Xi strode away in a vigorous stride. Li Chongran looked at his back and wanted to laugh a little bit, and wanted to remind him not to mess around, but he held back and quickened his pace to catch up with him.

Back at the hotel, Bai Xiqing went to take a shower, then lay down on the bed to play mobile games. It happened to be fighting time. Today, Bai Xiqing hanged and beat Qing Xibai, the top ten leader in the server. After two fights, they used today's 5ssr lineup to slap Li Chongran, which had no effect other than European deterrence, and the opponent easily slapped Bai Xiqing.

Bai Xiqing became angry again, and lost his temper as soon as the iPad was lost, and greeted Li Chongran with indiscriminate fists, Li Chongran was not angry when he was beaten, picked up the iPad, changed his account silently, and fiddled with the soul for a long time, Handed it to Bai Xiqing, and said, "Six-star Baidan's violent injury is set up for you, we will bully them back, and the last Baidan will beat them to tears."

Bai Xiqing pouted and took the iPad, and glanced at it. Qing Xibai is now No.7 in the whole server, and all the people who are matched with him are high-ranking bosses. Bai Xiqing is a little timid: "How to fight, get on the white egg..."

Li Chongran coaxed: "What are you afraid of, just beat him to death with white eggs, my husband is the fastest in all servers, can he still run faster than you?"

Bai Xiqing regained some confidence, and launched the "war" solemnly.

Under Li Chongran's command, Bai Xiqing relied on absolute speed and control to suppress the two big bosses with white eggs, and instantly swelled up again. After getting used to the routine, he began to want to get out of Li Chongran's control up.

Li Chongran looked at it, three thousand points, the sixth in the whole server, enough for him to waste, and the second refund should not be lost by the end of the time, so he patted Bai Xiqing's head lightly and said: "Then I will go!" Take a shower."

Bai Xiqing didn't raise her head, and responded perfunctorily.