Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Emperor Kalis of the Golden Banner Empire: "Originally, this matter could come to a conclusion at noon, but the two boys in my family insisted on getting involved, and they said that they should learn to do serious things when they grow up. It’s only now that I figure things out.”

King Esenmere, who was so ridiculous when he was young, was hollowed out and had no children: "..."

Pope Dika, a single old dog who cannot marry because he is a priest: "..."

What else can they say?But Emperor Kalis never let go of a chance to show off his children, and he shook his head and said: "These children are really disobedient, I can't even imagine how messed they will be when they grow up. Oh, you know I also have a young daughter named Analiya, who is also a naughty girl, and when she gets older, she will probably be even more difficult to deal with than my brothers."

King Elsenmere and Pope Deckard looked at each other, and there were ten thousand words of MMP that they wanted to give to the embarrassing old man in front of them.

Hehe, you are very happy to have many sons and daughters. When you die, your good sons and daughters will fight for power, it will be great. Do we still have to applaud→_→

After sitting down, Emperor Kailisi looked a little embarrassed. When he opened his mouth, he started to talk about his "falling ill" a few days ago.

"Let's put it bluntly. I'm not sick. That day, the first priest of the Sea Snake Tribe came to me and said something."

"Just like any race on the mainland, I am full of resistance to the Sea Snakes and Demons. The behavior of the Sea Snakes is annoying, but their strength is not strong, at least not very powerful, and the Demons are more powerful than others. The Sea Serpent Clan is much better, but this group of guys once ruled the Main Continent ten thousand years ago, and I believe that every intelligent race with a long history has that terrible memory."

He talked eloquently, as if he wanted to start from the historical background a long time ago.Pope Degar curled his lips, saying that the Sea Snake Clan is not very powerful at present, but if there are a few more strong people in their clan who are as strong as the second priest and the first priest, it will be just around the corner to develop.

The territory of this continent will change sooner or later. He has warned everyone about this matter after the end of the last fighting tournament. They feel that no matter how powerful the Sea Serpent Clan is, it is the business of the orcs, and humans will intervene.

——It’s not good to intervene, I just want to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight.

Elsenmere asked while peeling nuts: "What does this have to do with the Sea Serpent looking for you?"

Emperor Kailisi looked at the nuts distressedly, thinking to himself that the chicken is so expensive that you, a fat pig who doesn't know the value, will know how to eat it, and it won't kill you. "The sea snakes and demons used to live in the deepest part of the world, but the deep sea where the sea snakes lived was smoothly connected to the land of gods, while the hell where the demons lived was separate from the ground, only the dark abyss and the underground. Connection, living in a relatively similar place allows the sea snakes to understand the situation of the demons better."

"They said that the sea snake tribe decided to go ashore 30 years ago because the seabed was covered by a thick black mist, which killed many sea snake tribe members. Their first priest found that the shallow sea area and the environment on land would be much cleaner, so they decided to go to the sea. Go up. The black mist disappeared after a few years, and the Sea Snakes didn’t take this matter to heart anymore. They knew that when they were performing prophecy sacrifices in April this year, they saw the black mist rising from the dark abyss again. Rolling out, sweeping the power to destroy this continent, this is the power of God."

Emperor Kalis paused when he said this: "The first priest of the sea snake tribe said that this power is pure black and evil, with a smell of demons, and it may have something to do with the legendary God of Darkness. We must unite and resist the demons together." , after the fighting tournament is over, they will immediately send people to the northern battlefield, hoping that humans will agree to their support by then."

The original words of the first priest of the Sea Snake Clan were not so official, but they were more sincere and touching, not like what a cold sea snake could say.Of course, Emperor Kailis didn't believe even half of this nonsense, but it is of course a good thing that the sea snakes want to fight against demons together with humans, and he is also happy to see it come true.

That is to say, from watching tigers fighting on a mountain to watching three tigers fighting on a mountain.

Oh, and of course Xueren was also mixed in. After all, the border is the home field of the northern battlefield.

Essenmir was just a little stupid. After being a king for so many years, it's not that he can't really support the wall. After hearing the Emperor Jinqi's talk, he understood, but he didn't bother to pierce the other party's little thoughts: "Do you really believe it? And What does this have to do with your illness?"

Emperor Kelisi didn't even blush: "The Sea Snake Clan also requested to fight against the Demon Clan together in the fighting tournament. This time, if the rules for each clan are not fixed, the demons with fewer people will suffer. Yes, they want 'all righteous races' to unite against the demons. I agreed, and I told His Majesty Pope Deckard about this before, and you didn't object, so it was decided directly."

The last sentence was said by looking at Pope Deckard.Well, so it’s true that his well-timed sickness has something to do with changing the rules of the fighting tournament, and looking at Pope Deckard is because he wants to express “Don’t leave yourself so clean, you’re not sick like Denist As an excuse to stay in the church →_→" means.

The Pope wanted not to bring me together with you old liar: "Deniste is indeed not in good health all the time."

This is certainly not the case. Emperor Kailis is definitely hiding something, otherwise there is no need to talk to them after a small meeting.But he should have released all the main information, but why did the sea snakes target the demons?

Regardless of whether the birth of the God of Darkness is true or not, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the Sea Serpents.First of all, they no longer live on the bottom of the sea. Secondly, on land, their territory is the farthest from the demons, and they have nothing to do with the demons. Xueren is fighting and killing the demons because of the territory problem, but why is the Sea Serpent Clan?

Belief?As if they didn't show much fanatical faith either?

Or, if the devil is just an introduction...

Ethanmere spoke slowly: "At first, although you didn't understand what the Sea Serpents wanted to do, you also felt that they couldn't make too much trouble, and this time the Sea Serpents didn't bring many people. Changing the rules of the General Assembly seems to be of no benefit to them, so I don’t care about it. But now that the Sea Serpents are very ambitious about the dwarf’s new energy source, they are on guard against them again, and hope that we humans will unite?”

Emperor Kelisi nodded solemnly: "I hope we can let go of our past prejudices."

——Regardless of whether the other two people present could let go of their so-called prejudices, he was able to let go, and was surprised to find that he didn't even dislike the nut crumbs on Eisenmir's mouth.

After the meeting of the three of them broke up, this time Pope Deckard did not force Essenmir to go to his hut to continue chatting about the heir, and the boss is not in the mood now.Essenmir just wanted to report to His Majesty the Demon King Roshienke, and find out the specific relationship between their demons and the Sea Serpents by the way.

The Xueren Kingdom and the demons have actually ceased fighting, or in other words, they are engaged in a more daily "war".In the morning, the devil fired two cannons at the human side, and then the human fired two cannons back, which means that one day has passed, and now both sides call this "friendship cannon" or "alarm clock cannon".

However, other races are not very clear about this, because this situation has lasted for a long time. Before the upper level decided to officially cease fighting, the lower level has been fighting so sparsely.Even the orc mercenaries like this kind of life that only takes money and doesn't work hard. No one wants to die if they can live well.

So the current situation, on the contrary, everyone agrees that it is normal, and it is not considered a "truce".

It turned out that the news of the Xueren Demon's truce was suppressed because of the slack in the army's morale. If Essenmir knew, he probably didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

However, the army has been controlled by some big nobles in his country, and many news cannot be passed on to him.

Essenmir thought for a long time whether to go to the embassy to find the Lord of the Ice Field or go directly to Xu Jun’s house to find His Majesty the Demon King_(:зゝ∠)_Don’t look at him just talking about his elder brother in his heart, now he really wants to see him. .Luoxienke Demon King was just a bit old-fashioned when he was still Prince Lane, and he talked a little more to persuade him to lose weight, but he was not mean. He directly said such terrible words as "Being able to treat Xueren to the way it is now means that all the food you eat has turned into fat instead of brain cells".

Is it my fault? !Isn't it all because you have become the Demon King? !

Your Majesty the Devil King, won't your conscience hurt if you push everything on me? !

To sum up, he really didn't want to see Demon King Roshienke, but he was even more afraid of the Icefield Lord and Abyss Lord who came together this time.The Lord of the Ice Field is a human-sized iceberg, and one look at him will freeze him into ice slag.The abyss lord always liked to smile at him maliciously, and once even mocked him for looking like a pregnant woman weighing two hundred pounds.

——Nonsense, pregnant women don’t have two hundred catties.

——But he really already weighs two hundred catties QAQ

After thinking about it, he finally plucked up his courage and decided to face the big brother who had become mean and terrifying—no matter what, he and Demon King Luoxienke were a little familiar, and the other party would not beat him up for a little thing, but That abyss lord who smiles like a fox is not necessarily QAQ

Gathering up his courage, Elsenmir sneaked to the back door of Xu Jun's yard, and yelled twice through the calling crystal given to him by the demon king Luoxienke before.

The banquet in the house is over—or Xu Jun and Luo Xienke's love show is over, and the orc shaman, murloc priest, Naka witch clan, and great witches are trembling like quails waiting to be roasted.In the beginning, because Xu Jun acted too relaxed, they all relaxed, but now they became nervous, only to realize that there is a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the restaurant.

——The handsome young man in white is indeed an orc, but his specific identity is actually an orc of the unicorn tribe. After eating a very spicy pepper, the other party couldn't hold back for a while, and his aura exploded exposed his race.

The arrogance of the unicorn family is born, cleanliness is also born, and the "bad temper" that does not match the appearance is even more born.

The red fox shaman sitting next to him carefully moved half a person away.

On the other side, the dull-looking boy couldn't hold back his paws when he ate the last meatball, revealing a pair of claws belonging to dragon creatures, those sharp nails, those shiny scales, those ... The muscles and bones that contained terrifying power made the shaman of the Dragonhawk tribe who was silently eating next to him almost sit on the ground.

Omg Dragon Clan...

As for the last real horse orc who looked ordinary, he also dropped his vest and said it was a moonlight horse, which frightened the Shaman of the Sand Scorpion tribe who remained relatively calm in the end.

You must know that their clan had snatched territory from the Moonlight Foal clan orcs before, and even drove them to a wasteland where no shit.

Omg.

Is this still alive.

Only the great witch of Naka and the priest of the mermaid tribe escaped the catastrophe due to their relatively biased sphere of influence, but the two of them competed to eat chili and their stomachs became angry. They each ran to the toilet three times in just half an hour, and finally had no choice but to lead them.

Luo Xienke was quite satisfied to find that these old cats, old dogs, and old fish had calmed down in a sensible manner. Now he enjoys all Xu Jun's favor by himself, happily making pink bubbles.

"I want to eat that."

"what--"

Ah, even the most common radish seems to be sweet.

The few orcs present looked at each other, and felt that the food they ate was not too much, but the dog food was stuffed into their stomachs.

After a meal, a group of people, including two snow lions, were thrown out together under Luo Xienke's silent driving, and they looked at each other on the street.Everyone in their respective clans is a figure with a head and a face, but now they are so disgusted that they can't say a word, so they can only shake their heads and smile bitterly.

The former elders of the Snow Lion Clan kept smoothing things over: "Young people have to live in a world of two. Young people nowadays are like this, don't blame them."

Elder Mo of the Sand Scorpion clan patted him on the shoulder: "It's not easy for you."

They just had a meal here, so what kind of hot pot was treated like this. It is said that the elder of the Snow Lion Clan and the little warrior he brought lived in Xu Jun's house for several days. What kind of life did my mother spend there? ah?

The former elder of the Snow Lion Clan said it was nothing, at least Xu Jun was very kind to them, but it was useless to say it now, everyone agreed that he was very pitiful.This difficult experience of living and dying together (?) has obviously promoted their relationship with each other, and now even the elders of the Snow Lion clan from a small force are more integrated into everyone.

Elder Yuan thought to himself, this is another benefit Master Xu Jun brought them, and he must repay his kindness in the future.

At least when Master Xu Jun marries that devil...they need to prepare extra money_(:зゝ∠)_

Luo Xienke carried Xu Jun to the bedroom, but the housekeeper and the maid hid aside very colorfully, and the remaining Jess ran away with the two children shouting "not suitable for children", giving them a lot of room to play.

Luo Xienke is more crooked than a dog, and this guy is really at the level of a devil in terms of thick skin.It's not his true face to say that he is serious to the outside world, it's just that he hasn't encountered anything that can stimulate his emotions, but when facing Xu Jun, his body will become very straightforward, this is love.

Speaking of his upright body, the lower part became hard, poking Xu Jun's thigh.

"I love the bed in your bedroom, it reminds me of when I was still in your body, it's hot and soft."

His Majesty the Demon King whispered love words next to the brave man's ear, his whole body was like a clam, wishing to swallow the brave man's shrimp into his shell, and the two of them would become one.

Xu Jun had a fever on his face, and he didn't know whether it was from eating hot pot or being stimulated by the people behind him.

"While still in my body... when?"

He snorted and asked.

The pun made Roshienke's thighs tense, and he began to undress at the door of the bedroom, obviously before he got to bed.The tip of the tongue touched Xu Jun's pierced ears, poking and poking like some kind of movement.

"Drip drip!"

Suddenly, the summoning crystal rang.

The author has something to say: Luo Xienke: It’s getting cold, let the Essenmir dog take it→_→