Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Xu Jun grinned.

When Roshienke jumped out from the rear window, he was like an old crow that had been pent up for three days, its hair bloated with anger.It is definitely not Ser or Weize who will call him at this time. Although they usually make jokes about him and Xu Jun, they have a friendship for many years after all, and they will not disturb him at this time.

Now the world of the two of the Demon Lord and the Hero is very precious, not a second can be wasted.

As for the chief guard, Bo Lai, and the other people brought here... If there is anything, they will go to Wei Ze.

Now the only one who has this kind of crystal and can call him, and who has no wink or IQ, is possibly that Essenmir from the Snow Blade Kingdom.

However, even Essenmir, who has no winks and no IQ, would not be looking for him for trivial matters, so it is not okay not to go now.

Just like any boss whose rest time was interrupted, Roshienke struggled for about five seconds, forced himself to tell himself that the overall situation was the most important thing, and finally started whining.

"Wait for me, I'll be right back." He rubbed behind Xu Jun and said.

Xu Junxiang waved his hands indifferently: "Get out, get out."

The tip of the ear was bitten: "I really have no conscience."

The way of getting along is not much different from any ordinary couple. This recognition makes both of them feel a little numb and itchy.

The little warmth made Roshienke feel a little better, but when he jumped out of the window and saw Essenmir who was hiding in the back wall and trying to shrink himself into a ball, he suddenly felt that he had come out Just a mistake.

"What does it look like!" Demon King Luoxienke looked Essenmir up and down, sweating profusely as he saw the other party, with a pigskin-like luster shining on his snow-white skin: "Stand up! Stand up straight! You can be regarded as such The king of a country?! Do you really think you are a football?"

Elsenmir knelt down with a plop, trembling under the gaze of the head of the teaching department of His Majesty the Demon King.For the first time in his life, he felt sorry for his obesity: if he was thinner and smaller, wouldn't the surface of his body under the inspection of His Majesty the Demon King be much smaller?

Damn, if he knew this would be the case, he might as well go to the embassy to find the abyss lord!At most, it's just a few words of teasing - what is that?

Roshienke took two steps closer, and Essenmir immediately knew why the other party was so bad-tempered. Although they were dressed neatly, they were all grown men, so there was nothing they didn't understand.Roshienke's cheeks were slightly flushed, and his hair was a little messy. This image might be normal for an ordinary human being, but as a perennially pale and meticulous demon king, his current appearance can already be called "slutty". word.

Who knows what is this guy and the brave Xu Jun doing in the house in broad daylight →_→

Essenmir murmured twice in his stomach that it was not advisable to "promote adultery in the daytime". When he selectively forgot that he was absurd in the past, he was a hundred times as absurd as His Majesty Roxienke Demon King.

"Your Majesty the Demon King, hehehe, don't be so angry, isn't there something urgent today..." Rubbing his hands nervously, he finished the story about the Sea Snake Clan that he had just said in a small meeting with Emperor Jinqi and Pope Dika Copy it to Roshienke.

While speaking, he looked up at Roshienke's face.Although Elsenmere is cowardly, he is not completely anything.The Sea Snakes said they wanted to target the demons, but they couldn't just think that they really wanted to target the demons.In fact, the Sea Snake Clan and the Demon Clan are quite similar in many ways.

According to the Emperor of the Golden Banner Empire, the Sea Snake Clan came to the ground decades ago, which probably coincides with the time when the demon king appeared in this world.The Sea Serpents were forced to go ashore because the seabed where they originally lived was polluted by the breath of the God of Darkness. Recently, the Sea Serpents discovered that the God of Darkness seemed to be brewing some conspiracy, so they wanted to unite with other races to fight against the demons.From a logical point of view, there is nothing wrong with it.

But in fact, where is the God of Darkness?Is he real?If the first priest of the sea serpents has been lying, then they have no reason to target the demons, so why unite with humans?

It seems that they want to stir up storms on the northern battlefield later, but if they don't look so far away and just look at the front, they will find that the fighting tournament that will be held next may be the highlight.

At the fighting conference, all races will release strong men to fight.This is the best opportunity to show your strength, because the strongest people have always been humans (the stronger elves and dragons do not participate at all), and it can also guarantee at least the harmony of face, so everyone clicks as far as possible, try not to There will be casualties.Because it might not be a big deal for human beings to die in a fighting tournament, but for the smaller races, the fall of the strongest fighters of their younger generation will have a great impact on their race, and it may even be because of The first soldier died, the overall combat ability of the tribe declined, and the third-rate tribe became the fourth-rate one.

Humans don't like to see things like this happen.God's Continent has become what it is now. For humans, of course, the more stable the territory of other races, the better. Stability means that nothing will happen.

So, what if the Sea Snakes seem to be targeting the demons, but they are actually allying with the demons?What if they wanted to set off a bloodbath at the fighting tournament?

Can the Emperor Jinqi never think of such a thing?Elsenmere didn't believe it, that old man was as cunning as an old fox.

There were many doubts. When he reported the matter to Roshienke, he was also observing Roshienke's expression.

Then he saw that the eyes of His Majesty Luoxienke Demon King narrowed, and he muttered: "Sea Serpents..."

Then he let out a gloomy sneer: "I see, you go back."

Ethanmere can probably see that no matter what the Sea Snakes want to do, His Majesty the Demon King in front of him should not be clear about the actions of the Sea Snakes.This is also very consistent with his original conjecture: His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke was a bit arrogant when he was still Prince Lane. Of course, this does not mean that he looks down on people without dust, but that he is not very respectable. certain behaviors.

Although he is a devil, he is not good at deceiving others, and he is even less willing to use his feelings to achieve his goals, and he will never form an alliance with someone he despises.

The Sea Snake people are domineering and bullying, and they are the kind of people that Luoxienke happens to look down on the most.

Then the matter of the God of Darkness should also be false.

He doesn't know much about demons, because after Prince Lane became the demon king of Luoxienke, he became enemies with Xue Ren and completely severed contact with them.It wasn't until some time ago that the other party came running like a grandpa_(:зゝ∠)_

But their Xueren is the country that has fought against demons for the longest time after all... The current demon fighters don't say anything about the God of Darkness on the battlefield, and the slogan has changed from "For the God of Darkness" to "For the Devil King" Your Majesty", isn't that obvious?

So now it might just be a conspiracy of the Sea Snake Clan.Why they did this, Elsenmir's fat head couldn't figure it out, but as long as they were vigilant against the sea snakes, they could relax their attention on the demon side, and the target was much smaller.

A smile just appeared on his chubby face: "Then I'll go first, good afternoon, Your Majesty."

I heard Roshienke lightly say: "Let the children who are discussing this matter with you be careful, this fighting tournament is very complicated."

kid.

King Elsonmere, who was over half a century old, was dazed and dazed.

Wait a few days ago, didn't you still say that you are a young man!Now call our children what kind of trouble!

Can we unify the standard requirements?

But he didn't dare to say nonsense, for fear of attracting the other party's firepower to the piles of fat on his body. King Esenmere sighed in his heart, he felt that he really should lose weight.

... Let's change seven meals a day to five.

Roshienke simply walked in through the main entrance this time.Walking through the window is a pleasure, but it will get boring if you do it too many times. This is also his home, and going to Xu Jun's bedroom will make you feel like a thief.

This is no different from not allowing lions to claim sovereignty over the territory, it is simply inhumane.

If Xu Jun didn't want their relationship to be exposed so early, he would like to bear it, but Xu Jun is willing to take him to go shopping hand in hand in the morning (although the ending is not happy), then there is no need to worry about anything .

He even made a detour on purpose, and walked in through the main entrance, only to find that the street was so quiet that there was not even a bird feather, and even the group of old cats, dogs, and old fish that he threw out didn't know where they were going. .

It's a little lonely to show off _(:зゝ∠)_

His Majesty the Demon King sighed, thinking that it seemed that he had to save the big move for the fighting meeting.

Now as long as Xu Jun is still waiting for him in the bedroom~(≧▽≦)/~

After finishing the business and finally freeing himself to do another "business" in life, Luo Xienke found that Xu Jun was not waiting for him in the bedroom, just when he thought it might be a new interest, for example, if you find When you find me, I will let you hehehe, a very faint choked sound came from the toilet: "Woo..."

Roshienke went to the door and knocked: "What's the matter?"

Xu Jun's voice sounded like a dying animal: "Damn... I eat too much spicy food, my stomach is going to explode..."

Roshienke: "..."

When Xu Jun came out of the toilet, his pale face was shocking.So the intimate exercise that could have been done all afternoon failed. Luoxienke was so distressed that he covered Xu Jun's stomach with his hands all afternoon.

The two snow lions just came back at night, as if they had been drinking outside or something, the faces of the old and the young were flushed, looking at Xu Jun who had just walked out of the bedroom and was having some inconvenience, and seeing Xu Jun who had been supporting Xu Jun all the time. Jun's Roshienke.

Oh my god, the former elder of the Snow Lion Clan was amazed in his heart, this really is the strength of a demon king!

The author has something to say: Demon King Xixi: When I stay with you, of course you are children.But when I was with Xu Jun, I was young.

I just want to be the same age as my lover, nothing wrong.

Elson Mill: Nothing wrong_(:зゝ∠)_

#Caught off guard, a bite of dog food#