The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

The sweet peach aroma aroused his nerves a little bit. Luo Zhiyu deserved a beating, but the pheromones were sweet. There were not many pheromones on the school uniform, but they could not be ignored, as if they were in his heart. He scratched lightly, indifferently, but refused to give more.

Xiao Yan felt that it was necessary for him to watch the recording of Mr. Xu's little physiology class.

"What are you doing in a daze?" Fan Yue passed by the playground with a cardboard box in his arms, and patted his roommate on the shoulder, "What are you looking at?"

"It's okay." Luo Zhiyu walked away, Xiao Yan withdrew his gaze, shook his head with a stern face, feeling in a trance that at this moment he was quite "sanctified".

Xiao Yan: "..."

"Just now I went to pick up the courier. You have worked hard drawing blackboards, and I will help you carry them." Fan Yue offered to help carry the ladder, "Brother Yan, why are you wearing a school uniform?"

Xiao Yan freed one hand, took off the school uniform that Luo Zhiyu threw over just now, walked back together with Fan Yue in a ball, the two carried the ladder one after the other, and put Fan Yue's cardboard box on the ladder of the top.

At the entrance of the alpha dormitory, the two met Mr. Xu who came to handle student affairs. Mr. Xu recognized the two members of the student union and said hello first: "Your small refrigerator, I put it at the dormitory aunt's side for you , I will return it to you when you graduate."

"Okay." Fan Yue and Xiao Yan had a super good attitude and cooperated very much.

"Also." Teacher Xu reminded a little helplessly, "Auntie told you not to buy small refrigerators. She has three in her place and she can't fit them. After taking students for so many years, your dormitory is particularly obsessed with small refrigerators. I will deduct all of your rating points, do you hear me?"

Just bought a fourth small refrigerator, and the two who were carrying the fourth small refrigerator looked up at the sky and hummed guiltily.

Fortunately, Teacher Xu didn't notice the boxes they were carrying, nodded and was about to leave.Fan Yue and Xiao Yan looked at each other, raised their legs and stepped into the dormitory area, preparing to speed up to leave Teacher Xu's sight.

"Wait." Teacher Xu stopped, "You..."

A bead of sweat on Fan Yue's forehead rolled down with a thud, and he panicked on the spot: "I, I, we..."

"What are you panicking about?" Xiao Yan kicked his roommate, "Respond calmly."

"Why do you two alphas smell like omega pheromones?" Teacher Xu, who has a good nose, stared at them and asked.

Xiao Yan: "..."

City No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

[Wow!It seemed that he had heard something terrible. 】

1L: RT, I just came back from buying glutinous rice cakes outside, and I met Teacher Xu at the gate of Dormitory A, as well as the school girl and his roommate. Guess what I heard? !

2L: Don't guess, if you have something to say, speak quickly, and the headline party will be beaten.

3L: Teacher Xu asked them why they smell of omega pheromone hahahahaha.

4L: There is an internal smell.

5L (tangyuan):?Maybe things are not as complicated as you think.black face smile.jpg

6L: Upstairs soup source?I saw you running wild at school today.black face smile.jpg

"Thanks to the pheromone on Brother Yan, our No. [-] small refrigerator escaped disaster." Fan Yue opened a can of soda to celebrate for everyone, "Thank you Brother Yan for your contribution to our dormitory."

Tang Yuan took a can of soda in a trembling manner, and squatted on his shoulder was a big orange cat shaking its head.

"Respond calmly, Brother Yan." Fan Yue raised his glass.

"Your new school uniform has arrived, and I put it on the table for you." Jing Ximing was lying on the pile of test papers playing in the animal forest. When he heard Luo Zhiyu's door opening, he didn't lift his head. "Wash it before you wear it. That's right, I should be able to do it tomorrow."

"It's just right, I just returned the school uniform." Luo Zhiyu stopped in front of the mirror, only to find that he had rubbed chalk dust all over his head and face. Just now, he had quarreled with Xiao Yan with this dusty face.

"Go back?" Jing Ximing mulled over the meaning of these words several times, and tasted something unusual, "Luo Zhiyu, you didn't wash?"

"...I didn't have time." Luo Zhiyu said.

"Does Xiao Yan know that he's been tricked by you?" Jing Ximing reluctantly put down the game, and wrote his name on the exercise paper, "Thanks to the fact that the match between you two is zero, forget it for him, but don't care for others." Don't do that."

"Ah?" Is that so?Then he even slapped people in the face with his clothes.

[Not Cicada]: Didi Didi.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Fairy frowns.jpg

[It’s not cicada]: Then what?

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: What?

[It’s not cicada]: School uniform, I’ll give it to you after I wash it.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Soaked in water, full of chalk dust. [picture]

In order to prevent fading, Xiao Yan found two basins and soaked the clothes separately. He is more experienced than Luo Zhiyu.

[It’s not cicada]: Do you think I’m a bit of a hooligan?

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Do you think I am a bit perverted?

[It’s not cicada]: Well, let’s leave it at that and pretend I didn’t say it.

Luo Zhiyu was still curious. After dinner, he finished a physics test paper and searched the encyclopedia——

[Is there any special meaning for omega to give the clothes worn by alpha? 】

Answer with the most likes: Original?Ask for fuck.

Other answer 1: tease him.

Other answer 2: Give it to me, hit my face, come on.idiot face.jpg

Other answer 3: Anyway, uneasy kindness.

Other answer 4: +V to watch high-quality pictures, various short films *￥#￥#

Other answer 5: Why are you still asking, if it is alpha, just go directly.

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

[It’s not cicada]: I don’t mean that.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Neither do I.Frightened.jpg

[It’s not cicada]: Is what we said mean the same thing?

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]:?I said I'm not a pervert, what do you mean?

[It’s not cicada]: Well, let’s leave it at that and pretend I didn’t say it.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: ...

The new week is No. [-] Middle School's earthquake prevention and disaster reduction safety publicity week. Early on Monday morning, an expert group from another school came to visit. As soon as they entered the door, they saw No. [-] Middle School's traditional big blackboard newspaper.

"After so many years, No. [-] Middle School still keeps it here." The teacher who came to visit once graduated from No. [-] Middle School of the city, and was deeply impressed by the blackboard newspaper here.

"It was done by two excellent students from our school's first and second grades." Director Wu proudly tapped the two names on the lower right corner of the blackboard, "Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu, although their pheromone matching is about zero , but they are united and friendly, and they are a model for our school students. These two are members of the student union, and you can see them in the rehearsal later."

Earthquake prevention and disaster reduction drill No. [-] is held every year, and this year it was also organized by the teacher. The alarm sounded, and the students evacuated from the safe passage in an orderly manner and went to the open playground.This is the end of the earthquake evacuation, followed by the disaster reduction drill undertaken by the student union.

As the recognized face of the alpha students, Xiao Yan acted as the host of the drill, explaining the process on the rostrum, Luo Zhiyu sat next to him, holding a cup of freshly brewed hot tea, helping flip the ppt for screencasting .

Xiao Yan: "Next is the rescue of the wounded, we see..."

Tang Yuan, who played the role of the wounded, was wrapped in bandages, lying comfortably on a stretcher, closing his eyes and resting his mind. The students responsible for carrying the stretcher carried Tang Yuan into the arena amidst passionate music.

"That's the two students I told you about. They have a good relationship now." Director Wu was introducing his moral education work achievements, "There are also many times of cooperation, and basically every time they can be successfully completed."

The autumn wind was not cool enough, Luo Zhiyu was holding the paper cup, trying to cool the tea in the cup.

A big orange cat rushed into the practice site, and the "wounded" lying on the stretcher howled, jumped up from the stretcher and ran quickly.

Luo Zhiyu sneered mercilessly before Xiao Yan closed the wheat.

Xiao Yan couldn't bear to cover his mouth, but accidentally knocked over the paper cup on the table, which made both of them perk up.

"It hurts, you have no conscience." Luo Zhiyu's accusing voice spread throughout the campus.