The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

The "wounded" were too violent, and the originally planned drill process was completely messed up. The drill scene that was originally orderly at No. [-] Middle School was mixed with a lot of discussion, laughter, meowing, and someone's screaming.

The teacher who came to visit: "..."

Director Wu couldn't boast anymore, and the smile on his face couldn't hold back: "... Anyway, they are quite special."

"It's burning to death, you have no conscience." Xiao Yan picked up the paper cup on the table and threw it into the trash can on the ground, only then did he remember to turn off the microphone.

Two very special students turned off their microphones, and hurriedly cleaned up the messy rostrum. The projection screen behind them was not turned off, and it stopped on the previous ppt that Luo Zhiyu turned over. The white background was black and clear. It clearly says "you must be calm and calm when you are in trouble".

"What are they talking about?" Zhang Shu tiptoed to look around, "What did Brother Yan do to Luo Zhiyu?"

"I don't know." Fan Yue pulled Zhang Shu back, "Hurry up, hurry up, go and replace the glutinous rice balls as a wounded person."

Zhang Shu just replaced Tang Yuan on the stretcher, Tang Yuan whimpered and whizzed past the two, and a fat orange cat stepped on Zhang Shu's body.

Fan Yue: "..."

"Why are there so many big orange cats in school recently? I knew I was going to play the wounded just now, and it would be easier to lie down." Luo Zhiyu's back of his hand was a little red from the tea, "It still hurts, where did you get burned, it's important ?"

When the paper cup was knocked down, it was covered with rain and dew, half of which was splashed on the back of Luo Zhiyu's hand, and the other half was splashed on Xiao Yan's pants.

"It's okay..." Xiao Yan shook his head, tapped the space bar on the computer, and changed to a ppt.

"Come here and let me have a look?" Luo Zhiyu did two things today, making tea and turning over the PowerPoint, and the teacup was overturned. Yan.

Xiao Yan was taken a step back by his question, his eyes with complicated emotions stayed on Luo Zhiyu's face for a few seconds, and he shook his head as if disgusted.

Luo Zhiyu: "?" What are you pretentious about?

"Luo Zhi." Xiao Yan wiped the stool and sat back down again, "You are a little hooligan."

"Why did I just..." Luo Zhiyu was about to slap the table to refute on the spot, inexplicably recalling the results of his search yesterday, and immediately fell silent, even Xiao Yan was surprised by the speed at which he shut up.

The two people with no field control experience continued to cooperate. Xiao Yan turned on the microphone, and Luo Zhiyu continued to turn the pages. When he finished the last few pieces of safety knowledge that no one listened to, he just heard the class bell ringing after the big break.

The originally noisy playground gradually quieted down, and the students of each class lined up and walked towards the classroom in an orderly manner.

"What were you two doing just now?" Fan Yue trotted a few steps and caught up with the two of them.

"The boiling water was splashed." Luo Zhiyu was still rubbing the back of his hand, "What do you think we are doing?"

"Sure enough." Fan Yue felt relieved, "I said you two must be very pure."

Luo Zhiyu: "...Oh."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Due to the many situations in the safety drill for earthquake prevention and disaster reduction, which failed to achieve the purpose of popularizing science, the school decided to choose another day to conduct the morning meeting drill again, sign the blackboard newspaper with the names of Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, and stay at the gate of No. [-] Middle School for a while .

City No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

[This is the most exciting morning meeting since I entered No. [-] Middle School hahahaha. 】

1L: Old Wu's face turned green hahahaha, I feel sorry for him, it's a pity to meet these two in education work.dog head.jpg

2L: It's okay, big brother is serious. You will find that they can give the school a lot of face when you take the city entrance exam.I feel sorry for the glutinous rice balls, it's really not easy to be fierce, I ran around the playground three times before getting rid of the big orange cat.

3L: Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan are as funny as ever, and whenever I'm about to believe they're innocent, they can always do something else.dog head.jpg

4L: The two of them poured boiling water, let's go away, put away the yellow waste in your mind, 0% pheromone matching, what are you thinking.

5L: Follow the fourth floor and shout, they are impossible, just smile, don't take it seriously.

6L: It's impossible for them to be good. Then Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu appeared at the same time so frequently recently. Is the motive impure?Did Brother Yan wash his hands today?

7L (smoke filled): Director Wu, Director Xu, some teachers are using their mobile phones to browse forums in class, and it is recommended to investigate strictly.

"The physical education teacher has something to do in this section, so I'll change it to mathematics." Teacher Zhang stood on the podium, and the voices in the classroom gradually became quieter.

"The physical education teacher has something to do every day." Jing Ximing said in a low voice.

"Hey." Luo Zhiyu put a pillow on his arm, "I want to go out and play badminton."

"Luo Zhiyu." Teacher Zhang, who teaches mathematics, called out his name, "It's you, the one who pretended to be Xiao Yan, a sophomore in high school."

The whole class started laughing.

"Come up and solve this problem." Teacher Zhang tapped the triangular ruler on the blackboard, "Don't just write down the answer, write down the entire calculation process."

Luo Zhiyu stood up obediently, walked to the podium to calculate the problems, and Teacher Zhang stepped down from the podium to look at the students in the class one by one.

This question is not difficult for Luo Zhiyu, but it takes a little time to fill the calculation process. When Luo Zhiyu wrote half of the blackboard, he saw a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.

Xiao Yan opened his blue and white school uniform, took a badminton racket, and together with Fan Yue, passed by the door of Class One (3) of Senior High. Everyone still holds an ice cream in their hands.

When passing by Class One (3), Xiao Yan naturally gave the familiar seat a look, but unexpectedly did not see Luo Zhiyu, who was doing a question on the podium.

From the moment Luo Zhiyu saw Xiao Yan, he was already distracted, and a line of dog crawling was crooked on the chalk in his hand.

"Come out and play." Xiao Yan slowed down his steps, and pointed to the playground outside the balcony, "Got it, are you playing?"

"Get rolling." Luo Zhiyu mouthed back, "It's a question."

"Luo Zhiyu." Teacher Zhang roared, "If you don't do your homework well, who will let you go?"

"He..." Luo Zhiyu pointed out the window, and the two people standing outside the window used the window sill as a cover to squat down at an extremely fast speed.

Teacher Zhang:"?"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"It's okay, teacher." Luo Zhiyu gritted his teeth and pressed a line of calculations on the blackboard, "I'm looking for inspiration for the problem."

Under the admiring eyes of the whole class, Luo Zhiyu returned to his seat. He stacked the two piles of books on the table higher to block Teacher Zhang's sight, and opened WeChat.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: Hahahahaha.

[Excellent student representative of the second year of high school]: It deserves it hahahaha.

[It’s not cicada]: You wait.

"It's not cicadas" changed the user's comment to [stinky orange].

[Stinky Orange]: I'll wait.

In the self-study that night, Class 3 ([-]) of senior high school conducted an impromptu in-class test.

"Self-consciously, there is nothing to copy in the in-class test of physiology class. The score will not be included in the evaluation, and the unqualified ones will be fine." Teacher Xu distributed the test papers and looked at the time. "There is something at home. I have to go back first, there is no one proctoring the exam, everyone is self-conscious, if someone whispers, Xiao Yan will help me remember the name, and Lu Minggui will collect the test paper for me after the exam."

"Distribute the test paper." Teacher Xu handed the test paper to Fan Yue, "Three versions, don't send the wrong one."

[City No. [-] Middle School Physiological and Health Class Final Test, alpha version]

The first question is multiple choice.

The first sub-question (general knowledge question): It’s getting late, and an unmarked omega invited you out to play. He has no clear purpose, and he only invited you. His words are evasive and even a bit provocative. , what should you do at this time?

A. happily go out together

B. Refuse him sternly

C. Reluctantly agree to him

"Easy, don't think about choosing." Fan Yue has already started to do the questions, "Hurry up and finish the homework."

It’s really simple. If you send sub-questions, you don’t choose B if you are stupid. Xiao Yan pulled out the cap of the pen. Just as the pen nib stopped on the paper, there was a light knocking sound from the window beside him——

The second graders are all taking exams, the corridor is quiet, Luo Zhiyu hides by the wall, tiptoeing, his voice is very soft: "Come out and play, brother."