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"There is one more thing. Countries such as the United States and India are going to hold an international competition for supernatural beings, and our country has been invited."

"What? They thought it was a Mathematical Olympiad. Is this a competition to trick people?" the lama in a red monk's robe spoke bluntly in Mandarin.

"I've never done this before, how should I prepare if I go?"

"This is very tricky!" Daoist stroked his beard and sighed.

"No wonder I called everyone here for a meeting. It turned out to be for this!"

"There shouldn't be any rush on this matter! There is no word of agreement from the religious association." Bai Zhaotang raised his eyebrows and asked thoughtfully.

"Why doesn't it matter? It's the face of our country, for friendship we can be like brothers, but for competition we can 'for' brothers." A white-haired priest said excitedly.

Bai Zhaotang looked at him, saw his raised eyebrows, and thought to himself, just looking at him made him very irritable.

"Yes, yes, I will go abroad to teach those crooked nuts how to behave."

"Brother Chen, don't be negligent. Foreign people are everywhere, so don't underestimate them."

"I heard that head-down masters are popular in Southeast Asia. It's amazing to practice that so-called 'flying head-down', flying with the head up and down. Does any Taoist brother know, so that the younger sister can learn more." A woman in national costume asked. road.

"Hey, really?"

"Of course, there are still vampires in those countries in Europe. It's quite scary."

"Did the bat become a spirit?"

"It seems... yes, I don't know too well."

Well, all of you are going to visit the 'World's Rare Creatures' Awards, right?

"Hey, do you think the United States will bring out the aliens that have been studied for many years?"

"It's possible."

……

"However, this game will be broadcast live, so the association is still considering it." Tian Daochang sat down.

As soon as everyone saw him coming, they all gathered around, wanting to find out some inside information.

"This matter is difficult! If we agree, we don't know anything. What if those people deliberately cheat us, what should we do if we lose? But if we don't agree, we will make those people look down on us, where will we put our face?" .”

"What if they think that our country is weak and are all Muggles, and send some weird things to make trouble?"

"Brother Dao is right, what should be deterred should be deterred."

"Then we should participate." A priest said.

"Yes."

"Use the spear of the child to attack the shield of the child. I have watched "Harry Potter" and "Interview with the Vampire" before..."

"Director Gui Zhihong's head-dropping movie "Gu", you guys should watch it carefully."

"Yes, yes, let's check the information carefully. If we don't fight, we will win. If we fight, we must win."

"Seniors, wait a minute." Bai Zhaotang smiled, seeing that everyone was looking at him, "I'm actually quite familiar with live variety shows."

"Oh?" Master Xingchi became interested, "Fellow Daoist, why not talk about it."

"It's a live broadcast, it's just about the appearance. Second, it's about the gimmicks." He replied with a smile.

"This... can this work?" a Taoist priest asked.

"Yeah, how you look has nothing to do with Taoism."

"I think what this little friend said is reasonable. At that time, some vampires will come out, handsome and beautiful, and we bad old men will go up there. The audience will of course support them after seeing it, and we will lose at the starting line. !"

"It doesn't matter too much. This kind of program looks quite feudal and superstitious. Not many countries will broadcast it."

"Yeah, the Chinese people probably won't pay attention either."

"You can't say that, you don't lose if you lose."

Daoist Tian saw that everyone was arguing, so he cleared his throat, "This time the country attaches great importance to it, and reporters will be sent to record the whole process, and it will be broadcast in the future. People who believe it will naturally believe it, and those who don't will not believe it. It doesn't matter."

"Then when everyone else has arrived, we can discuss it together. Daoist Tian, ​​let's form a group and tell them about the situation first."

……

After everyone dispersed, Bai Zhaotang also returned to his room.He saw that Song Siwei also sent a lot of text messages, so he replied one by one.The two complained about the strange things that happened today.

"You said it was funny, hahaha."

"Funny." His voice was low and gentle, like fireworks blooming in the night sky, blooming in the heart of a caring person.

"Siwei, how are you at home today? Are you tired of taking care of Diaochan and Xiaowa?"

Bai Zhaotang heard him chuckle, "It's just that I miss you a little."

When he heard it, he felt his heart being scratched, and his whole body was itchy.

"I miss you too."

"However, I'm coming back soon, you have to cook for yourself, don't be lazy, it's been cold these days, you have to take care of yourself, and give me a good Siwei when I come back."

"Well, Zhaotang, you should also take a good rest, go to bed early and obediently."

"OK, good night"

"Good night."

Bai Zhaotang closed his eyes, and after a while, he still tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. He lay down for a while, then sat up resignedly.

Suddenly, a shadow appeared beside his bed, startling him.When he was about to take a closer look, the shadow said, "You Taoist priest, you are so timid."

She didn't know what she was holding in her right hand, and she was drinking vigorously.He casually leaned against the window, bent one leg, raised his head and took a big sip.

"Is it... Sister Wuyan?"

"uh-huh."

"...Are you drinking?" Bai Zhaotang asked cautiously.Unexpectedly, it hit her on the head of the gun, "What kind of wine, the tomb has already been drunk, but it's just hope for water to stop worrying." She said angrily.

"Oh, I understand." He said, got out of bed, and turned on the light.

Taking a glass of water, she took a sip, looked at Zhong Wuyan's gloomy face, and suddenly became more emotional, "Oh, it's the first day Zetian is gone, I miss her, miss her."

Zhong Wuyan couldn't react when she heard this, "The second day when Zetian is gone, I miss her, miss her."

Zhong Wuyan realized that he was teasing herself, but didn't take it seriously. "I met the queens a few days ago. They heard that African diamonds are better, so they went there to buy some jewelry. I'm not interested in those, so I didn't go."

"You guys are also so closely following Yangjian's fashion."

She continued to take a sip of wine, "Speaking of which, you can play a lot of tricks now, and the underworld is certainly not behind. When I came just now, I saw Liu Shi, Li Chengqian, and Yinfeng fighting the landlord. "

Oh, the three of them really became good friends!

"I've also seen, Huan Wen, a dignified general, his wife ran away with his concubine, tsk tsk."

Bai Zhaotang ate the melon in surprise, he didn't expect the underworld to be so explosive, isn't the color of these two layers of green hats about to turn black?

"Also, let me tell you..." Bai Zhaotang watched her talk more and more excitedly, wondering if this sister could get drunk even after drinking water?

This is really not drunk, everyone gets drunk.

"I...haha, I was still in the Hall of Yama. I saw the female ghost and the fox family sued Pu Songling before the judge, but Pu Songling also had a lot of fans in the underworld. The two groups had a quarrel, and finally came to the King of Hades. gone."

Bai Zhaotang was about to lose his eyes in shock.

"The female ghosts complained that Pu Songling ruined their reputation in the book, and the male ghosts thought they were the same as in the book, and they wanted to have sex with each other when they saw a man. .”

"The fox girls are not to be outdone. They said that Pu Songling wrote that when the fox clan sees a straight-faced person, they don't want to be polite, honest and shameful, which makes their fox clan have a bad reputation."

"Although foxes are beautiful in human form and animal form, human beings are not good at their aesthetics. And it would be nice to reward poor scholars with money. Why do you have to change into human form? It's so troublesome."

"Then what happened next?" Bai Zhaotang asked, he wanted to know the follow-up very much.

Zhong Wuyan was a little drunk, "Yan Wangye brought those manuscripts when he heard the cries of the fox ghosts. Unexpectedly, the more he looked at them, the more angry he became."

"Huh? It stands to reason that there should be quite a lot of injustices in the underworld. Lord Yan is also well-informed. Why are you so angry?"

"I heard that there is such a story in this book. A poor scholar, he really had no money to rush for the exam, so he married a very rich wife, and with her dowry, he was admitted to Jinshi."

"However, as soon as he passed the exam, he disliked his wife who was a mess at home, and wanted to marry the daughter of a high official. His wife refused, so he pushed her into the river."

"Hey... beast, really a beast."

"It's not over yet. This woman was rescued by a senior official. After hearing what happened to her, he accepted her as a daughter and persuaded her husband and wife to reconcile."

Bai Zhaotang: Shocked.jpg

She sighed, "Yan Wang said that it would be fine if he wrote that the man was punished, but it turned out that the man was so successful in the end, how does this make the world think about the laws of heaven and morality?"

"and after?"

"Pu Songling said that the other thing is that he fabricated it to be true, but the man that Lord Yan said was the result of the world, and he couldn't change it."

"Then Lord Yan thought about it, and felt that what he said was quite reasonable, but he really damaged the reputation of the fox ghost, so he was sentenced to write [-] copies of the novel of the heroine, and in the next life, he will cast a female fetus. He has personally experienced women's lives, and he no longer talks nonsense. When I came out, he was still dragging the manuscript!"

...Yan Wangye also understands that for an author who only cares about water dragons and arrogance to write a novel about sweet pets and fresh heroines, the punishment is quite harsh!

Pu Songling: Isn't that just the article on Huang Liang? As for it?And I'm not the only one who writes like this, I'm caught plucking wool alone, and I'm almost bald.

I'm too difficult.

Bai Zhaotang could feel his aggrieved thinking about it. "What's the matter, you people in Yangshi are really brave. Not only did you give the first emperor Juju a CP, but you didn't even spare Daozu."

"Uh, how bold people are, how productive melons are, if you want melons, you can do it, if you want Xipi, you can do it."

"Hehe, it's interesting~"

"Oh, I've been chatting for so long, and I'm leaving too. It's been a long time since I've had a chat with anyone. It's so comfortable after chatting!"

Uh, others saw that you have an honest face, but they didn't expect you to have a wretched heart to eat melons at any time!

"However, I think you can come to me sooner next time. It's not good for a lonely man and a widow." He looked at the back of the disappearing figure in the air and said.

"It's okay, I don't mind!" Her words came faintly in the air.

"But I mind!" Bai Zhaotang gritted out the words.