I'm a global superstar after reiki

On the second day, as expected, almost everyone came.

Seeing that everyone was sitting together, Master Xingchi said, "Since everyone is ready, we have already talked about the general situation in the group yesterday, so let's start. If you have any suggestions, you can put them forward."

I saw an old man dressed in antique clothes, tightly wrapped up on a hot day, and said slowly, "Actually, our family has nothing to say, so why bother us to come here? The fare is really expensive to come here!"

He smacked in a drawn-out tune.

"Bang..." Daoist Liu, who was very angry yesterday, couldn't help it anymore, "Our WeChat video is fine, if it weren't for taking care of you guys who don't have internet, or even mobile phones, and spend all day in corners, why would you have to come? so?"

"Besides, the country pays you wages every year, and you are used, so you can't just eat food and do nothing!"

"You...you don't know how to behave, Women..." The old man blushed after being humiliated by him. He wanted to refute, but he bit his tongue. His fellow clan was as honest as a log, growing in the ground Generally, do not move.

The Taoist priest sat down proudly, but was thrown by a mother-in-law wearing Miao costumes beside him, and his expression changed suddenly.

"Old hag, what did you throw at me?"

"It's nothing, it's just a small stone. Who taught you to be like a firecracker, blocking people every day so that others can't breathe."

"Stone? I don't believe it!"

Tian Daochang saw that the trouble was like this, and it would not end well, so he could only comfort them with a wry smile.

"Everyone, let's get to the point, finish early and go home early."

"I think there is a high probability that the association will agree to go."

"yes"

"Of course Fan Lao, Xu Lao, Bai Lao, etc. can't go. The journey is tiring, and I don't know if there is any danger. Then choose a few of us."

"I think we should choose younger ones." Liu Daochang saw everyone looking at him, "For one thing, if the other party has young people, we will have a bunch of old spinach on it, and we will not look good if we win or not, and call them Laughing at our lack of talent."

"Secondly, just like what Xiaobai said yesterday, young people are smart, and it's good to have more experience. Besides, ordinary people pay more attention to appearance. With appearance, even small mistakes will not be laughed at severely."

"I still have a suggestion," Bai Zhaotang continued calmly, "If the reality show wants to be successful, we must upgrade our equipment?"

"what does it mean?"

"I don't know either."

Everyone was talking about it, Master Xing Chi saw this, he took the initiative to ask him.

"We also stand out to promote traditional Chinese culture. In addition to strength and appearance, we also need to have temperament."

"temperament?"

"Interesting, so what should we do?"

"It's very simple. First of all, our contestants must have a cute and unaffected personality."

"Personality?"

"That's right, it's to increase the popularity of the audience. At least, you can't let others hate you. For example, Liu Daochang has a bad temper. Although it's harmless, it's a global live broadcast. It's not good if you are chased and scolded by Huaguo black fans. "

"Then what should I do?"

"I heard that there is a treasure of the temple in the temple where Liu Daochang lives?"

Liu Daochang was a little embarrassed to hear this.There is a parrot presented by believers in their gym.That parrot is colorful and pretty, but it's a bit unscrupulous and likes to tease people. The more you scold it, the more energetic it will be.

"Yeah, I've also been to Daoist Liu's Gym. That parrot is a hooligan. The older he gets, the better he becomes shameless."

"Really?" Bai Zhaotang suppressed a smile, "If Daoist Liu goes, take him with you."

The irritable Daoist Liu was in a hurry, "That parrot? No, it's too embarrassing."

"Bringing a cute pet to ease your temperament, isn't it good? And this parrot, I heard it has some magical powers!"

"Then, we have to appear to be self-restraining and have heritage."

"Amitabha, the poor monk still doesn't understand." Master Xingchi said helplessly.

"That is, when the other party pulls out some poisonous snakes, monsters, or opens their mouths to bite people, we pull out well-dressed "dolls" and cats in clothes, and try to avoid disgusting scenes."

……

"Then each of our sects and clans can tell us about the candidate we are discussing." He looked at Bai Zhaotang, "Xiaobai Taoist priest must go. He is from a famous family and is proficient in Taoism. He is the best candidate."

Bai Zhaotang thanked with a smile.

Taoist Master Xing Chi smiled, "My family is a poor monk."

The Miao mother-in-law discussed with the people behind her, and said in blunt Chinese, "We are going to Junjun." The dignified girl behind her nodded.

Liu Daochang wiped his sweat, put down his phone, "We are sending my nephew." He was relieved that he didn't have to bring that annoying parrot with him.

The old man who argued with Liu Daochang earlier had a bitter face, "Our faction only lives on making paper men and stacking ingots, and we're not good at competitions or anything else, we won't go."

Bai Zhaotang looked at the master's bitter face, and said quickly, "The paper-making people of your school are also our country's precious art wealth, Master Ku Wu. Besides, grandpa said that the craft of paper-making people is about to be discontinued in Huaguo. Now, you said it would be a pity if it was broken in your hands?"

Hearing his words, Master Kunwu felt even more miserable. He sighed and patted his legs feebly.

"Think about it, if you show that lifelike craftsmanship abroad, foreigners will probably love it, and when the time comes to sell it abroad, you can live a little more comfortably.

Seeing the fellow next to him nodding, he strikes while the iron is hot, "There will be more people who are interested, so it won't be easy to recruit disciples?"

Ok, Ok.Looking at the old man's old but sincere eyes, Bai Zhaotang couldn't help but praise himself: I am such a good guy who likes to help others!

……

Finally set foot on the subway home, Bai Zhaotang sat on the seat, put on the black framed eyes that sealed his appearance, and successfully pretended to be a passerby.

He closed his eyes, ready to rest for a while.Rubbing your arms feels cool.

On the tip of my ear, I heard a girl next to her complain to her boyfriend, saying that the air conditioner in the subway was turned on too much, and it was so cold that it was uncomfortable.

Her boyfriend was a little stunned, and just comforted her to get out of the car later.

Bai Zhaotang was speechless, why is this guy so sincere, his girlfriend is cold, of course he should hug her or rub her hands!

Sure enough, the girl laughed and said, "You are so stupid."

Bai Zhaotang thought to himself, isn't that right?I just pity myself, the theory is so rich and useless!Just like that, he was robbed by Song Siwei.

Song Siwei: Since ancient times, routines have been used for a while, but only affection can keep people's hearts.

"Ah..." There was a burst of screams, Bai Zhaotang opened his eyes suddenly, and saw people screaming and making noise not far away.

A bloody figure appeared, his neck was crooked, his right hand twisted abnormally, moving towards the crowd like a zombie in a disaster movie.

The people around were screaming in fright, and they ran towards the two times frantically.

Bai Zhaotang pushed hard towards that side, but he couldn't get through.They pushed behind each other, just wanting to escape from that horrible place.

There was a monster's neighing sound from behind, Bai Zhaotang froze, the monster roared, grabbed a girl who couldn't escape, the poor girl was trembling, desperately calling for help, but now everyone is too busy to take care of themselves, who can save her?

Bai Zhaotang was also in a hurry, he had an idea and crawled over on the seat.

The girl had only vented her anger. Seeing him coming, the monster immediately rushed towards him.

There was a foul smell, Bai Zhaotang retched, immediately formed a seal, and chanted a mantra, "People come separated by heavy paper, ghosts come separated by mountains, thousands of evils can't get rid of it, ten thousand evils can't get rid of it."

I saw two talismans appear out of thin air, flying towards the monster, and the monster was indeed trapped between square inches, unable to move without authorization.

At this moment, the subway finally stopped, and he quickly called out to the surrounding crowd, and everyone fled out in a swarm. He also quickly helped the injured girl to go out, and he could still hear the crazy roar of the monster from time to time.

Seeing that the monster was under control, everyone became more courageous and started chatting with each other.

"Is this Nima a Resident Evil?"

"It scared me to death. I think if it wasn't for that little brother, I would have died a long time ago."

Seeing that people were still gathered around, Bai Zhaotang hurriedly told them to disperse, "Everyone, hurry up, I can only block it for a while, but it won't work soon, and the monster will come out!" He shouted.

Hearing what he said, the panic just came back in an instant, and they hurried to the exit, and the hall that was full just now became empty in an instant.

Soon, he waited for a lot of policemen. He also knew that person, and he had cooperated with the association several times.

"Bai Daochang, are you inside?"

"Yes." Seeing that he was about to go in, Bai Zhaotang immediately stopped him.

"It's trapped by me, let's wait until the association sends someone to talk about it."

Captain Xing nodded after hearing this, and he scratched his hair irritably, "How did this thing come about, and will there be more in the future?"

"It's hard to say," Bai Zhaotang was also a little worried, "It doesn't look like it's from our country."

"Huh? How do you know that?" Captain Xing asked curiously.

"Because all ghosts and monsters must be recorded in the Temple of the City God. The evil ghosts and monsters are all in the eighteenth hell, and they have no ability to come out."

"If you can get the permission of the King of Hades, the ghost who wants to avenge must be guarded by a ghost guard, and he will never come out to scare people at will. And this monster has no ghost aura, so I speculate like this."

"It's such a big mess this time, how can I explain it?" Captain Xing panicked.

"You can ask 'Approaching Science' to make a report."

"Ah? Will this work?"

"Even if someone says it, no one will believe it. At most, it will be regarded as a supernatural story. I have seen people swear by it before, and there was an army of zombies in Henan before, and they said it carefully."

"Is that true?"

Bai Zhaotang was hopeful and helpless, "Of course not, spirits and monsters are all nourished by one spiritual energy, how could there be so many?"

Captain Xing smiled embarrassingly. "I deal with you all day long, and when I get off work and go out into the street, I feel like I've been split into several people."

"I think it's similar to what you used to be a policeman. You're both traveling in two worlds, where there's light and there's darkness, it's normal."