After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

Of course, Gong Yaoyao couldn't let Yu Zhou go back to the dormitory with him. After asking Yu Zhenxiong, he learned that there were four people.

Back in the dormitory, Gong Yaoyao had just sat down and before he had time to inquire about the military situation, there was a burst of children's noisy voices in the corridor.

"No way..."

Sure enough, the moment the fat man pushed open the door, two little girls in tutu skirts, white boots and twin ponytails rushed towards Gong Yaoyao.

"Little uncle—"

"Little uncle, little uncle, the restaurant in your kindergarten is so big, even if there are many people—"

Gong Yaoyao was bumped into his arms, worried that his little niece would bump into him by running around, so he held one in one hand, and looked at Gong's mother and sister-in-law who followed behind: "You didn't say anything before you came!"

He needs to make some preparations, at least he won't live outside yesterday.

The roommates went to bed and gave up their chairs to the four female generals of the Gong family. Mother Gong took off her fur coat and looked at the dormitory environment: "Didn't you never say anything when you didn't go home? We have to come to the door, usually Not even a phone call."

"You didn't fight..."

"We are busy, are you busy?"

At times like this, Gong Yaoyao envied Yu Zhou very much. He had a pair of reasonable parents, so it was not like his double standards.

Seeing that the mother and son in front of her were about to quarrel, the sister-in-law hurriedly smoothed things over: "Yao'er, mom just misses you, and keeps talking about you every three days at home. I haven't been home for more than half a year. Isn't this a surprise for you?"

Obviously there was only surprise but no joy.

"Where did you go last night?" Mother Gong still had a straight face.

What should come will always come. Gong Yaoyao thought about the solution all the way, and it finally came in handy: "I studied too late last night, so I couldn't go back to the dormitory, so I went to live outside."

"Study?" Sister-in-law and Gong's mother looked at each other, communicated wordlessly, and then asked, "Is that the one you called last time, a classmate from a scholarly family?"

Gong Yaoyao was speechless and nodded.

"Then I'm relieved!" Gong's mother patted her chest, her face changed instantly, and she looked up to see Yu Zhenxiong on the upper bunk, "Our family has no opinions at all, and he almost failed in high school. What happened, I didn't expect to really play with a good student..."

Yu Zhenxiong blushed and said, Auntie, you are so naive, not only playing together, but almost sleeping together... Cough, no, maybe you have already slept together.

Of course, Gong Yaoyao knew what his mother was like. What he was most afraid of was that Gong's mother would tell everyone about the two years of his depravity. The people who listened didn't know what happened to their ears, and didn't the people who said it calloused their mouths?

"Okay, okay, you're starting to dig up old scores again..."

"Nong, this small coffin!" Gong's mother was annoyed, and said a dialect inadvertently. Fortunately, other people didn't understand, and pretended to be wronged, "Look at my son, it's fine if he doesn't go home on holidays. He was so obedient when he was young." Little girl, so dear to my parents, now I’m only going to college, and I won’t even go home..."

The two dolls saw their grandma wiping tears, and Qiqi jumped down from the chair to surround her, recalling how the kindergarten teacher took care of the child, and took Gong's mother's hand to comfort: "It's not sad, grandma doesn't cry... Dabao finds little uncle Reason."

Gong Yaoyao was unable to support his forehead, so he still asked him to reason?He was even angrier when an unspeakable nickname was mentioned.My parents always wanted a daughter, but they gave birth to three boys in his family.Even if he is good-looking, he can't be raised as a daughter?He even gave him the nickname "囡囡". If he hadn't awakened his straight male soul and tried his best to resist, what would he be like now?

Although, from "囡囡" to "Yao", it doesn't seem to be much better.

Seeing Gong's mother crying, Gong's mother cried, the eldest niece cried, and the eldest niece cried, and the younger niece cried.The roommate is still nearby, Gong Yaoyao doesn't want to lose face?

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, Mom, I was wrong. I will definitely go back on New Year's Day!"

Gong Yaoyao made a promise, and Gong's mother finally gave up, pulled out the big box in the corner with a happy smile, and called a few classmates to get out of bed.

Yu Zhenxiong understands that on the surface Gong Yaoyao seems too lazy to bother his mother, but in fact he is exactly the same as Gong's mother in many ways-not to mention the big talking eyes on his appearance, but only from acting coquettishly and shamelessly. , If you don't achieve your goal, you will be haunted forever, it is completely carved out of the same mold.

Gong's mother is not tall, and she is a little fat, but her whole face is radiant. Her curly hair is not as dry as other women's, and it is full of luster and curled up in a ball on the back of her head.The sister-in-law opened the box, half of the box was full, and all kinds of colorful gift boxes were neatly stacked.Gong's mother took it out and put it on Gong Yaoyao's table: "Auntie came here to see you, and the other is to see you. We are destined to be in the same dormitory after all, and we must take care of each other. We have a bad temper, thank you Wait."

The three boys were still evasive at first, but how could Gong's mother, a gift-giving master, be defeated, and gave away half a box of things in a short while.

Gong Yaoyao, who had just "drawn a clear line" with Gong's mother, looked very skilled, and replaced her sister-in-law to hand things to Gong's mother one by one beside the box. Obviously, this was not the first time she had done this.

"I really envy you..." On the other side, the fat brother took Gong's mother to fetch water for the two little girls, and Yu Zhenxiong took the opportunity to put it on Gong Yaoyao's shoulder.

"There's nothing to be envious of. Every time I go home, just thinking about these two little ancestors makes me dizzy..."

"But you still like them to play games with them, which means you are a good uncle."

This flattery was not in the right place. The two children called him uncle many times, but Gong Yaoyao didn't bother to correct him.

When Gong's mother came back, she saw that it was already lunch time, and she took the initiative to pick up the bag: "Let's go, Auntie invites everyone to dinner."

A group of people waited for a long time in the Chinese way, and Gong's mother took a ticket and put it on the table: "I booked a private room today, and I ordered more than half of the dishes. What should I do if I don't go? Am I wasting it or packing it?"

"Let's go, isn't it just a meal!" After changing into the other half of Gong's mother's big suitcase, Gong Yaoyao pushed his roommates one by one, "If you don't go, my mother should call me, 'Yao, you Why don’t the classmates agree? Is it because you don’t handle things well and others dislike you?’, come and help me!”

"Yes, yes, there are four in your dormitory, and four in our side. The hotel is a private room for ten people. Do you want to call your friend who is good at studying? And the project teacher, we have to thank him very much."

After working for a long time, the ulterior motives are here.

"Director Xie and Yu Zhou are so busy. I can't even make an appointment a week in advance. How can you get in line for such a sudden attack?" Although part of what he said was true, Gong Yaoyao actually avoided it on purpose, and didn't want them to get close touch.

"Really? Well, let's go for a walk, the hotel is next to your school."

A group of eight people crossed the campus in a mighty way, which caused quite a stir in the school, and of course it was more——

"Ah, did you see that? That's Yue, isn't it, is that Gong Yaoyao's family? The two little girls are so cute!"

"Wow, is he already the father of the child? I remember a post saying that he came from the 00th line of rural areas, and now all post-95s are parents. He is a post-[-]...not to mention that the child really looks a bit like him !"

"What are you talking about, I didn't hear the child call him uncle, ah... I also want to marry into the Gong family."

Gong's mother was delighted, holding Gong Yaoyao's arm: "Yao, your sister-in-law asked for two days off for Dabao and Erbao, plus the weekend. This time I came to City B to watch porn, and you will accompany her for a few days. Well, your sister-in-law is optimistic about the child, and mother is going to meet some bosses."

After working on it for a long time, I just said that I missed him, but in the end I still had other arrangements.

At the dinner table, a few roommates didn't bother to order beer, and everyone ordered expensive and scary dishes in a polite manner, and four waiters surrounded the dinner table to look after them.Children compare the menu to see which dish looks fresh and fresh, so they order it.Especially in order to eat the special roast duck of B city, and the way of duck soup and cumin two kinds of duck racks, I also ordered two sets of roast duck.

Several roommates were flattered, and ate their mouths full of greasy food.

Just arrived on the first day, the two little girls had been tossing for a long time on the plane, and they were sleepy after lunch, so naturally they had no other arrangements for the afternoon.Just as Gong Yaoyao wanted to ask them if they had booked a room, she saw Gong's mother handing out the check-in card of this hotel to the waiter, saying that the meal payment should be charged to the account first.

"You've made a decision..." It's still near the school, it's really convenient, and you can come and arrest people at any time.

"Your elder brother has already made an appointment, so we'll go back upstairs. Remember, take a taxi and come downstairs to pick us up from the hotel tomorrow morning. I remember there will be two cars."

"..." Gong Yaoyao finally understood that his role was to be a manager who came and went when he was called.

Thanks to Gong's mother, Gong Yaoyao packed a few more meals for Yu Zhou to feed. He specially asked the waiter to find some ordinary bags, but Yu Zhou saw through it in minutes.

"How do you know..." Gong Yaoyao also held chopsticks in his hand, and occasionally ate something from Yu Zhou's lunch box, not at all like someone who just had lunch.

Yu Zhou didn't talk much while eating, and turned his attention to Chen Miao who was aside.

Chen Miao bit her chopsticks and raised her hand: "Hahaha, don't forget, I am a little forum angel!"

"What kind of forum little angel, she is obviously a girl with internet addiction!" Qin Zhiyong added, "I'm so busy, I still go to the forum."

"This is my last hobby. It saves time compared to eating chicken, right?"

While the two were bickering, Yu Zhou had already finished his lunch quickly. He packed up the dishes in front of him and prepared to wash them. He gave Gong Yaoyao a look, and the two went to the bathroom together.

"How is it? Did Auntie say anything about you?"

When Yu Zhou asked such a question, Gong Yaoyao remembered his mother who was eager to thank the person in front of him, and coughed: "I didn't say anything. I knew I didn't go back because of my studies, so I didn't ask any more."

"There are two children, do you want to play in City B? Do you need my help?"

Gong Yaoyao decided that he would not give Yu Zhou a chance to meet them, and shook his head in a panic: "It's okay, my sister-in-law and I, two adults and two children, don't need you. Just do your experimental project well."

"The experiment needs to wait for the data to come out recently, and there is no big work." The box in Yuzhou's hand was cleaned, and he looked at Gong Yaoyao through the mirror, "Even if there is, we can do it later. But the favor of the mother-in-law must be It was filled up at the first time."

"What?!" In fact, he doesn't need to show up, he has already filled up his favor, and of course it's just a "friend" favor bar.

"Besides, I heard from your roommate that Auntie wants to see me too." Yu Zhouzhou expressed his determination to win.

Gong Yaoyao just wanted to say, how can he be sure that he can meet by chance... No: "When did you add my roommate?"

Could it be that for so long, what has he been doing every day, even making complaints about his inability to sit still...

Yu Zhou looked at Gong Yaoyao's unpredictable expression silently, and asked back, "Guess?"

[The author has something to say: thin coffin: coffin, which roughly means "stupid", mostly refers to men, and there are small coffins, coffins for idiots, and coffins for different occasions in different age groups.In addition to swearing, it is also used between friends and seniors to express intimate banter.

For example: acquaintances will say Lennon’s small coffin, those who are not very familiar will say Lennon’s booklet is old, and those who don’t know it will be Xiaobian Yoko.

In short, Gong's mother called Yaoyao like "guawazi" in Sichuan. 】