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Gong Yaoyao tried his best, but he couldn't block the enthusiastic Yu Zhou.

Yu Zhou heard that Gong's mother's family of four lived near the school, and the dormitory was diagonally from the hotel. He borrowed a bicycle from his friend early in the morning and planned to take Gong Yaoyao there. .

When Gong Yaoyao went downstairs and saw Yu Zhou riding a bicycle, he was obviously stunned for a second. He stepped forward in doubt: "Riding a bicycle? You, will you take me?"

Yu Zhou tilted his head and asked, "Otherwise, you ride and I take the co-driver?"

Gong Yaoyao shook his head wildly. He couldn't say that he couldn't ride a bicycle. He made tentative gestures: "Well, I'll just sit in the back?"

Yu Zhouke was overwhelmed by Gong Yaoyao's question: "You don't sit in the back, this car doesn't have a basket, do you want to be a 'gentleman on the beam'?"

Gong Yaoyao only felt that he was an idiot, especially when the two of them had been tossing around downstairs in the dormitory for so long. Many early-rising students passed by and looked at them curiously.

"Okay, I'm sitting!"

Gong Yaoyao sat on the back seat with his legs spread out, his butt hurt so badly. When he said sitting directly behind, it was actually this kind of position with his legs spread out—he just couldn’t sit sideways, and besides feeling a little girly, he also Most of them are worried about not being able to sit still and falling.

Sensing that Gong Yaoyao was seated, Yu Zhou was about to start the car.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!" As soon as Yu Zhou exerted his strength, Gong Yaoyao's legs dragged on the ground as brakes.

"What's wrong?"? "I'll call a car first!"

"Is it okay for us to call while walking?"

Gong Yaoyao's eyes swept over Yu Zhou's waist, and finally landed on the seat: "Of course you have to support the seat with your hands when you ride the bicycle! Besides, there is no room for six people, so you can order it together."

The latter reason reluctantly convinced Yu Zhou, and after the appointment was made, they finally set off.

Although B University does not have Qingbei University, the campus area is not small. Usually there are many bicycles on campus, but there has never been such a flamboyant couple.

Yu Zhou was carrying Gong Yaoyao, a little fat man, but his foot strength was still good, and he pedaled fast uphill against the wind, not at all like an otaku who stayed in the laboratory all year round.On the other hand, Gong Yaoyao, who was behind him, didn't dare to hold his breath. Occasionally, when Yu Zhou showed his driving skills in a relatively narrow passage, he couldn't help clenching his teeth for fear of bumping into something.

The students on the side of the road realized that it was Yu Zhou and Gong Yaoyao after a bicycle speeding past beside them.

"Am I not mistaken?!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's still a bicycle!"

Fortunately, Gong Yaoyao only cared about his own safety and didn't hear other people's surprise.It takes half an hour to walk, but Yu Zhou arrived at the destination in just over ten minutes.

"You find a place to park, I'll call my mother!" Gong Yaoyao landed, the first thing to do was to send Yu Zhou away, and as soon as he took his phone out of his school bag, he saw four people rushing out of the hall. woman.

Gong's mother, sister-in-law and the two little ones had already eaten the hotel's breakfast and stayed in the lobby. They thought they would see two people coming slowly, but they didn't expect to come on bicycles, and rushed out without waiting for a moment.

"Yao! Is that the scholarly friend you mentioned?" Gong's mother glanced around, "How dare you ride a bicycle?"

The reason why Gong Yaoyao is so afraid of bicycles is because he was thrown by others when he was a child, and he never sat on a bicycle since then.Ignoring Gong's mother's latest discovery, he chose to introduce Yu Zhou directly: "Don't always call him the scholarly family, he has a name, and his name is Yu Zhou."

"Okay, okay, Yu Zhou." Gong's mother said, and touched her sister-in-law sideways, "Write it down, write it down."

"Remember what?" Gong Yaoyao was at a loss.

"Do you know his birth date?"

"..."

Gong Yaoyao really felt helpless for her mother, who almost had the word "superstition" carved on her forehead, and her date of birth. Why didn't she ask about her family background?

And he only knew about Yu Zhou's birthday, so how could he understand the horoscope so clearly: "I don't know, besides, why are you asking about the horoscope of someone's birthday?"

Gong's mother was startled, and waved her hand: "Hahaha, isn't it rare for you to make a powerful person, so go back and find the master to figure it out? If you don't know, forget it..."

Afterwards, the topic couldn't stop around Yuzhou. At first, Gong Yaoyao was like a tube of toothpaste, asking a little bit, until Gong's mother praised Yuzhou for being tall and thin, and pinched his face in disgust: "Look at you! The meat on this face!"

"I just have a lot of flesh on my face! Hey, are you here to play, or to see my friends? You like to recognize him as your son, okay?"

"Okay, okay, he is willing, of course I am willing!"

"Of course I would."

Coincidentally, when Yu Zhou came back, he politely walked up to Gong Yaoyao and nodded: "Hello, Auntie, I'm Yaoer...a friend of Gong Yaoyao."

"What did you say...?" Gong's mother couldn't believe it.

Yu Zhou was a little surprised. Could it be his lisp: "I'm Gong Yaoyao's friend, Yu Zhou."

"Not this sentence, front!"

"I want to?"

"Yes! That's it!" Gong's mother and Yu Zhou hit it off immediately, "Yao, we have another member in our family! Who is the older of you? Are you more than one brother or a younger brother? But Yu Zhou is so stable, he must be more mature than you." How big is it!"

Yu Zhou was originally worried about the first meeting, what identity should he go out with Gong Yaoyao's family, but he didn't expect to recognize a godmother as soon as they met. Yao usually gives himself a good impression.

The original plan was to go to ***, but the two little nieces wanted to go to the zoo for some reason.

"Is there anything at home? Do you have to go to the zoo?" The sister-in-law pulled one, trying to change their minds.

"No, no, my sister and I want to watch it with everyone!" Er Bao saw that it was impossible, tears rolled down his eyes, "Every time we go to the zoo at home, we are the only ones!"

Yu Zhou looked at Erbao's aggrieved face, which was really similar to Gong Yaoyao's when he acted like a baby, and he couldn't bear to say good things for them. It seems that the zoo near his home is also relatively poor, and almost no one goes there for children. Feeling lonely: "Auntie, although many animals are indoors in winter, they basically have everything they need, and there are fewer people than in peak season. They can go if they want."

Yu Zhou helped to speak, and Dabao's second BMW was replaced by a thigh. In the end, Gong's mother couldn't hold back the child, so she had to change today's itinerary.

Although it was winter, there was a heavy snowfall not long ago, but there were still many people in the zoo.The two children didn't jump around like they did before they set off. Instead, they blinked their bright eyes obediently and looked at the animals in the garden seriously.

Dabao pointed to the words on the sign to Erbao: "This is a giraffe!"

Er Bao imitated her sister and repeated it again.

Everywhere they went, they read the sign as if they were here to learn characters, and even stopped the children around them who were feeding the animals and said that they should not be fed indiscriminately, and that the animals can only eat the food from the breeder.

"Your family is well educated." Yu Zhou and Gong Yaoyao whispered in whispers.

"Of course, I don't care whose child it is." Gong Yaoyao was triumphant, happier than Yu Zhou boasted, "Before, I tutored both of their homework."

"I don't believe it, they are much better educated than you."

"You?!" Gong Yaoyao was anxious, and reached out to hit Yu Zhou.

"Murder your husband?" Yu Yizhou hid, not wanting to bump into Gong's mother who came over, not sure what she heard, so he fell silent, "Auntie, when did you arrive?"

"Haha, I'll take Yao to buy some water, you stay and watch the child with his sister-in-law."

Gong's mother didn't answer Yu Zhou directly, she pulled Gong Yaoyao and left.

Gong Yaoyao was suddenly dragged away, and he wondered if his mother heard it just now, and he was speechless all the way.

Gong's mother opened the leather bag she carried with her, took out a bank card and stuffed it to Gong Yaoyao: "Here, here it is for you."

"Huh?" Gong Yaoyao looked over and over again, what's with the endless pocket money?

"Hey, tell your parents when you need money in the future, don't call your elder brother every day." Gong's mother patted Gong Yaoyao's shoulder, "Also, on New Year's Day, bring your friends back."

Gong Yaoyao had made many friends in the past, and they were from the same city. He had never seen his parents take the initiative to entertain them. Why is he suddenly so enthusiastic now: "Huh?"

Gong's mother sighed, too lazy to go around with her stupid son again: "Your second sister-in-law plays Weibo, she already knew."

Gong Yaoyao's face turned pale with shock, but he still pretended to be calm, for fear of being clichéd: "Know what?"

"I know you and your friend are talking about friends."

Before that, Gong Yaoyao was worried because Yuzhou told his family but he didn't. He also imagined countless scenarios of coming out, but he didn't expect that he would come out passively, or passively come out in the zoo.

He hesitated a few times, and finally asked, "Why didn't you say it earlier..."

I said earlier that he would never let Yu Zhou follow him today.His mother's enthusiastic appearance just now, and the eagerness to ask him about his birthday when she saw him... Yes, there is also the matter of his birth date.

"Mom, I don't care if you ask a fortune teller. Even if we don't get along, we won't be able to break up!"

Gong's mother nodded in relief: "That's natural. The horoscope is a marriage. Your father and I don't get along that well. It's still pretty good now. I think they look good and correct. Even if they don't match, you deserve it." If you don't go to other people, how can our family choose someone?"

He never expected that he would be scolded. Of course, Gong Yaoyao was not happy. He thought that he was "not worthy" and let it go. Why did his own mother turn her elbows: "Whatever you say, I am not worthy of it." Yes, I look good and straight."

Gong's mother was amused: "Okay, you are worthy, it is your parents who are not worthy of other parents. What is his family doing? Dad is an old professor, mom is a dance teacher?"

"Well, but it shouldn't matter. I've met his parents, and they know our family is in business."

"That's right, how did you behave last time we met? What did his parents say? Our family is nothing, he is a scholarly family, will he not support you?"

As Gong Yaoyao walked, he told all sorts of things about going to Yu Zhou's house before, but he didn't dare to say anything about sharing the same bed, which made Gong's mother tearful.

"Good family, good family. We are the ones who have climbed up." She wiped her eyes pretendingly, "They are all cultural people, with a delicate mind and a lot of knowledge. You have been stupid since you were a child. In a small family like ours, you will not Are you being bullied? You will be so far away in the future, if you are bullied, call your mother, and your mother will bring your father, your two elder brothers and the workers at home to vent your anger on you!"

What kind of thing is this? It's like marrying him out.Gong Yaoyao was speechless: "Mom, don't be so scary, okay? How old am I? What are you thinking? Besides, I won't get married. Why am I being bullied?"

When it came to getting married, Gong's mother became even more excited: "It's not impossible to get married. Let's find a relationship. Isn't it possible to get a certificate in many countries now? Ah, there are children..."

"mom…………"

"Yao, people are particular about their family, remember to go and see it every three days. Just swipe the card I gave you just now. Mom and Dad have money! They are not educated, but they have etiquette. If you two go out to play or something, you can rush to pay. You pay, you know?"

"..."

"And..."

"Mom! I'm buying water!" Gong Yaoyao finally couldn't bear it anymore.

[The author has something to say: half a month later:

Gong's mother: Master, look at my family and that child, how about the horoscope?

Master: This... we calculate the horoscope, it is calculated by men and women, you two men...

Gong's mother: Then count my family as a girl!

Master: ...Gender can't be messed up

Gong's mother: He was raised as a daughter, so why not forget it?I let you do the math!

Grandmaster:………………

Master: Compatibility, triad.

Mother Gong: Okay, thank you Master!I'd say they definitely deserve it!

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