The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

Kise Ryota, who was silently doing a good job of psychological construction, approached Mitsuzo again. He pointed at his face with a smile, and said in a somewhat smug tone, "I have questions about love, Xiao Mitsuzo, why don't you ask me?"

Under the suspicious eyes of the black-haired boy, Kise showed a confident smile.

He unconsciously straightened his body, his blond hair was brushed, and the roots seemed to be integrated into the brilliance of the sun god Apollo, and the luster of broken gold floated on the edge of the youth's deep eyes.

"Although I can't compare to Xiao Guangzhou in terms of study, I'm sure I'm definitely no less than anyone else in terms of dating experience—at any rate, I'm one of the few popular models among junior high school students. "Huise gave a proud thumbs up in front of him, and his whole body began to shine.

He finally couldn't help boasting in front of Guang Zhou.

——Speaking of which, the adults at the same table are always indifferent to him, um, or... not enthusiastic enough.

This made the big golden retriever who likes to seek attention a little lonely, and finally caught the opportunity, he was able to show himself in front of this guy.

Maybe he could even get the adoring gaze of the cute little Mitsuzou. Just thinking about it, the fur of Kise? The Golden Retriever's whole body exploded with excitement, and the tail that seemed to be embodied behind the buttocks was also swaying crazily.

——Oh, is it actually an experienced sample?I don't know if there is any reference value.

The black-haired boy pondered for a while, and decided to humbly ask for advice.

"Then what kind of feeling do you humans often say about liking or falling in love?"

The Guangzhou boy, who is clearly at the age of first love, still maintains a disposition that is not in line with what a normal middle school student should have. His liking for a person or an item is not so much about analyzing and classifying it as a specific emotion. Rather, it is children's possessiveness and heroism that cause trouble, it is like a clear stream among contemporary junior high school students.Therefore, he seemed very ignorant about this kind of love between men and women.

So what exactly is liking?What kind of thing is love?Isn't it the result of dopamine secreted in the human brain?Why can it enable people to obtain such huge energy?

"Eh, eh?" Kise was a little unexpected, and was taken aback by the question. Shouldn't it be time to ask questions like "Who do you think is the best for me" or "How should I pursue him or her"?

Huang Lai's Chinese class was full of distractions. If he really wanted him to describe this emotion in words, he didn't know how to say it, let alone he didn't understand it very well.

Is he going to dryly explain that he usually makes girlfriends only with the frivolous mentality of "life is so boring, why not play with them"?And he still has the idea of ​​looking down on these girls who only care about his model status and face. Wouldn't it be too scumbag if he told the truth?What would Xiao Guangzhou think of him?

After thinking about it for a while, he finally said, "It's probably the feeling that the other person is pleasing to the eye and that being together won't be uncomfortable." If one day you feel uncomfortable getting along, you can get rid of it logically. .

Kise remembered that every time the woman confessed, as long as the appearance and personality of the other party were not too annoying, he would accept it directly. Anyway, it was just a condiment of life, it was salt What difference does it make if it's sugar?

"..."

Hearing the speech of a popular model Zhaziji, Mitsujo twisted his exquisite facial features into a ball to express his strong doubts. When Kise was stunned by this expression, he dug out from his schoolbag I have read several books.

Huang Lai took a closer look, and the big characters on the cover of the book almost blinded his eyes.

——"Teaching You How to Fall in Love", "Things about Falling in Love", "36 Strategies for Falling in Love".

"It is stated in the Mingming book that liking and being in love is an emotion that makes one's heart throb. When seeing that person coming, one will blush, and if one cannot get that person, one will not think about food. Every time you hear When someone talks about things related to that person, he will listen attentively, and if he works with that person, he will show a completely different state from usual, and the most terrifying thing is-"

Guang Zhou stuffed the clean bento box back into his backpack at some point, Kise stared at half of the unfinished bento box in his hand, then glanced over again, and found the black-haired boy's bento box The oil stains inside the box also miraculously disappeared.

Kise: "..."

The boy took out a pair of plain glasses from the pocket of his school uniform, and put them on his face firmly. The silver-white reflection couldn't be more dazzling. Guangzhou pushed the glasses in a serious manner, using the tone of a scientist studying the pharmacological symptoms of mice , analyzed extremely seriously.

"The most frightening thing is that they all said that the IQ of people in love will drop sharply."

"These symptoms don't seem to match what you said. Are you trying to deceive His Highness? Otherwise, your so-called love is not sincere."

After talking eloquently for a few minutes, Guangzhou made a final decision, stated his conclusion sharply, and signed his name on his mouse experiment report.

Kise: "...Wow!"

Hey, why did he humiliate himself?

...Wait a minute, isn't Xiao Guangzhou too powerful?It can be seen that he has never even cared about dating a girl. What's going on?

Could it be—

Is Xiao Guangzhou actually a superpower who can read minds?

"Little Guangzhou, you know too much, how did you see it..."

There seemed to be a hint of aggrieved crying in Kise's vaguely coquettish words, but the cynical expression just now was put away on his face.

As if thinking of something extremely disgusting, he curled his lips impatiently, "You can also see that those girls didn't like me at all when they dated me, they clearly only knew about me in magazines. It’s just me, they don’t even know what the real me is like, but they keep saying that they are willing to give everything for me, and they only care about my reputation and this face.”

"Ah, what an annoyance—"

Before he could finish expressing his opinion, Guang Zhou interrupted him in the same impatient tone, "Isn't this simple? You don't have that [Only true love is true love] that the legendary dark lord Mobius said in you." Awakening of power that can be awakened]! So this is definitely the reason why you didn’t use your sincerity!”

"..." Kise's disdainful and frivolous expression froze on his face, like a broken helmet, and he said stupidly, "That's it???"

Sometimes, some things surround your ears 360 degrees every day, appearing in front of you all the time in an irresistible manner, and buzzing like bees in your ears, you may feel very helpless Or it is impatient, but when he is abnormally quiet one day, everyone will be very uncomfortable, and even hope that he will get back to normal soon.

This is exactly what happens in basketball today—

Of course, Guang Zhou's behavior never makes people feel annoyed, and some of his cool behaviors will not bring burdens to others, and even make everyone have a refreshing sense of expectation.

When Guangzhou walked in at a normal pace from the gate of the basketball club with a nerd-like good student face, Hongcun was still betting with the students of the same grade next to him that today Guangzhou would come from the basketball club. A position comes in.

The head of the basketball department set an example and vowed to make a bet—it must be the third window from the left on the second floor stand, because it is a newly opened window, and the shape is still a heart shape that has never been seen before. Will love new things.

The teammates at the same level felt that Guang Zhou would jump from the skylight in the ceiling.

Therefore, when Guangzhou walked in through the door normally, no one noticed his arrival. It was not until it was almost time for the training camp that Hongcun began to look around with a whistle and caught the younger generation by the way, "Akashi, go find someone!" Look for Guangzhou, is that kid going to be late again today?"

Akashi, who was exercising his muscles and getting ready for exercise, turned his head and glanced at someone sitting on the rest chair next to him, who was reading happily with a thick book in his hands, "Senior Hongcun, he has already arrived. "

Hongcun panicked: "...Eh?"

Are Aliens Invading Earth?Or is the sun rising in the east today?Not only did this brat not be late today, he hadn't stepped on the spot yet. Is the world coming to an end?

"Hey, Guangzhou, hurry up and change into your tracksuit. We're going to start training today." The villain in the head of the basketball department, who pretended that he didn't say anything just now, has shown a frightened look like a world-famous painting shouting, but his face But it was still not going well, and even calmly ordered Guang Zhou with his hips akimbo.

Guangzhou was still wearing Teiguang's school uniform. The white suit, tie and suit pants were properly worn on his body, which looked very strange. Normally, he would either put the suit jacket on his body in a majestic manner, or wrap the tie around his hands. A container disguised as a sealed power.

It's so normal today, it's almost as if some big move is brewing.

Haizaki Aomine and others who were silently warming up at the side were worried.

Midorima Shintaro didn't care about his teammate's anomaly at all, he patted the basketball in his hand easily, straightened up and looked at the book in Mitsukoshi's hand, and nodded with satisfaction: "After all, there is already an exam, this is the best way to do your best." Performance."

"Mr. Lujian." Heizi is elusive, "That doesn't seem to be a school textbook, Mr. Guangzhou should be an extracurricular reading."

Midorima, who was frightened into a stillness: "...long-winded."

Qingfeng looked at Guangzhou's slow movements and said anxiously: "Yu, go to the locker room and change into your sports clothes, Senior Hongcun is going to lose his temper, hello!"

Fortunately, at the moment Hongcun whistled, Guangzhou suddenly pulled out a very large cloak from his pocket and wrapped it around his body.

Three seconds later, when he pulled off his cloak, he was already wearing a sports vest.

"..." Hongcun's whistle fell from his mouth, and this guy actually changed from a miyoshi student wearing plain glasses and school uniform to sportswear in an instant, completing the one-click change operation.

At the same time, Guangzhou flung the plain glasses on his face and the book in his hand straight behind him in a chic way, his movements were very relaxed and freehand, and the thrown object drew a beautiful arc in the air.

Under the action of gravity, the full body equipment magically fell into his unzipped backpack.

Everyone: "..."

It's still a familiar formula, a familiar taste, fortunately, fortunately.

After recovering, they felt terrified by their abnormal reaction.

Ahhh, what happened just now, are they bewitched?I feel uncomfortable if I don't see this kid pretending for a day. Even when I see this guy sitting quietly and reading with a good posture like a good student, I feel a strong sense of disobedience in my heart.

--terrible!

After the training, Guang Zhou resumed that attire that made people feel very unsuitable at first sight.

The most frightening thing is that after the training, he didn't try to sneak out of the gymnasium quickly so that everyone couldn't find him, and he walked slowly to his backpack, took out the scary eyes and books, and sat in the changing room. He quietly watched from the long row of chairs in the room.

"..."

The locker room fell into an eerie silence.

Akashi walked up to Guang Zhou, and took off his sweat-stained sportswear, revealing a muscular and muscular body, which was extremely tense and beautiful when viewed from behind.

He put on casual clothes leisurely, and sat directly next to Guangzhou while others were peeping at the black-haired boy.

"what is this?"

Akashi asked without politeness, and even called her by name, "Yu."

You know, if you want to quickly get closer to a person, the most important thing is to always participate in his life.

A wave of hot air after exercise rushed towards the face, and the masculine body was very close, almost reaching the distance between arms and arms.

Guang Zhou paused, and the tip of his nose seemed to be surrounded by a ubiquitous breath. After he began to pay attention to emotional problems, he finally began to realize some strange things in his life.

He raised his eyes slowly, and noticed that this was his little partner who was looking for the source of magic together. After staring at Akashi's deep eyes for a long time, he finally turned the book to the cover calmly.

—It turned out to be a collection of poems.

Akashi has already laid the groundwork - all the steps and arrangements of the previous plan have been prepared.

A descendant of a famous family who is accustomed to step by step and is familiar with all kinds of psychology books, and even dabbled in imperialism, if he wants to implement a plan against a certain person, then he will definitely arrange a trap carefully and lurk quietly Wait for the opportunity, drive the unsuspecting prey into the trap step by step, and then—kill with one blow.

Never give him a chance to escape.

After all, this is an epic difficulty prey.

but……

Akashi looked down at the collection of poems in the boy's hand, so the prey suddenly ran to some unknown alley while he was not paying attention?

No, it should still be within my grasp.

"Is there anything I don't understand?" Akashi picked up a towel and wiped his sweat, and then wiped off the drops of water dripping from the hair of the black-haired boy. They were dumbfounded.

Aomine was dumbfounded: "What happened to Akashi and Yuu? When did he start calling Yuu's name?"

"That bastard." Haizaki squeezed the empty mineral water bottle in his hand into four shapes, "He must have done something behind the scenes, a scheming guy!"

Guangzhou didn't hear other people's angry words. He pointed to a certain line in the collection of poems, and the glow of excitement floated on his fair cheeks, "It just so happens that you also know what Mobius said! Evidence of the so-called [True love can arouse the power hidden in the body] was found in the collection of poems!"

Of course, it is impossible for Akashi to say that he has not read it. In fact, he chose this manga after searching for a long time. The boy smiled and nodded: "Really?"

"This sentence, this sentence, are all from the chapter on love——"

"If someone shot me in the heart right now / I wouldn't die / It would be you."

"I look back and you're still standing there/I'm looking back/You're still standing there/I'm turning back again/The door is closed/I can't see you/But I know/You're still standing there"

"This is the evidence! Because of their true love, they got the ability of [Rebound Damage] and [Sensing Position]!"

"..." Akashi calmly wiped another drop of sweat from his forehead, "That's right, it's amazing."

Guangzhou clenched his fists, and made an earth-shattering declaration in the inexplicably quiet locker room where all the members were present: "So, I'm going to find true love!"

Everyone: "!!!???"