The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"What is my lord doing?"

Qing Guang, who was passing by with his wide sleeves rolled up and sweating, looked suspiciously at his master who was bouncing around under the Kalin Tower like a little rabbit trying to collapse.

"I'm probably testing how high I can jump." The wind chime under the eaves made a clear sound, and Yamato Moran, wrapped in a dark blue wide shirt, thought thoughtfully, his ponytail was blown by the wind under the eaves, "My lord, in this world Not a basketball player? Probably their unique way of training."

He narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly, "It's such a beautiful day. Calm and warm."

"Ah, lord, it's so cute. No, this expression needs to be photographed, and this posture of turning somersaults and wiping sweat must also be photographed... The angle of this position is not very good, let's change another angle and take another one hundred open."

Murmurs full of idiots and perverts came from the side.

In an instant, all moods were shattered.

"..." The two Fu Sangshen looked towards the source of the sound with black lines on their faces.

Sure enough, the brown-haired young man in a blue and white striped sportswear knelt on the ground with a moved face, holding a huge SLR camera in his hand, constantly changing his movements, and frantically pressing the shutter towards his master in the distance , A pink heart appeared in the eyes.

Ah, as expected of the master controller.

Since the arrival of Guang Zhou, Fu Sangshen in Honmaru found that it was completely impossible to communicate with the lord in normal language.

The deeply hit swordsmen had no choice but to keep up with the pace of the times and strive to integrate with modern society.

Having the right to go to reality that other Fusangshen will never be able to enjoy, they set aside a large part of their pocket money to start their own small hobby.For example, the happy elderly group who developed a hobby of fishing, the women's big guy who is addicted to cosplay and collects skirts for the lord, and the Tsurumaru who bought a lot of spoof props, suddenly pulled the curtain and stayed in the house to carry out ulterior motives Artistic creation of tortoiseshell...

However, when they think they have been able to integrate into the modern society without a trace, and then they run to get close to Guang Zhou, and strive to become "the most favored fusangshin in Honmaru"——

"My lord, add a Line friend?"

Luan, who has outstanding observation skills, soon discovered that the black-haired cat-eyed protagonist has recently become obsessed with social software, and he immediately ran up to beg for lying.

"Is it the spinning thread of the goddess of fate... This is not so easy to control."

Luan stared blankly at Guangzhou taking out a pair of big scissors and snapping the big tail of the horse grazing leisurely in the stable: "..."

That day,

Fu Sangshen finally discovered that what they wanted to cross was not the gap between human beings and Fu Sangshen, nor the barrier of time and living area, but the bottomless moat between humans and the second disease.

"Ah, Hasebe is really like the idiot that is often said in reality." The delicate Fu Sangshen sighed.

Tong Tian Guanzhengguo, who passed by holding his helmet, waved the body knife in his hand and wiped the sweat from his face. He heard the conversation of several people and interrupted, "Are you discussing the master's way of cultivation? My lord Tell me, this is his way of testing whether the magic power in his body has increased significantly, and judging whether the body nourished by magic power has been activated by the power called [love]."

When the black-haired tough guy mentioned his master, he showed a kind of respect from the bottom of his heart, even though he didn't understand every word that came out of the mouth of the black-haired god judge.

"Even if we no longer have the mission to go to the battlefield, we should not relax our martial arts training like the Lord."

The few people who stayed in place looked at each other in blank dismay.

"..."

"By the way, this way of jumping up towards the sky while yelling something into the palm of your hand [The flame of darkness obeys my order and emerges from the ground] is also called the training of martial arts?"

"……perhaps?"

"Oh, the Lord is so lovely!"

"To shut up."

California Qingguang and Yamato Shou Anding said to the master controller with a rippling face at the same time.

Guang Zhouyou, an ordinary middle school student who claims to be the Emperor of Darkness.

he,

Suddenly found that I may have been cursed recently.

Obviously he already has the qualifications to inherit the throne, but a weirdo with glasses came out and wanted to snatch the throne. The worst thing is that I can't see his strength clearly.

He had clearly controlled the Rainbow Legion, but he found that the scarlet earl, the shortest among them, started to have a wandering mind, and often made some strange little moves like the following, and his usual words became full of meaning.

It was obviously a perfect kidnapping case, but it was forcibly destroyed by an unknown mole monster. Afterwards, he wanted to spy on his daily communication crystal channel (line account).

Obviously...

"how is this possible?!"

Guangzhou looked at the book in his hand in disbelief, his hands trembling, as if he saw a weak girl whose loved one had passed away.

Kise, who was sitting next to him, was startled by the violent reaction of his black-haired deskmate. He almost uttered a wailing shattered image, and managed to hold back the scream that was about to burst out of his throat, preventing himself from making a fool of himself from being watched by his classmates intentionally or unintentionally. .

The blond boy's eyes widened. He had never seen Xiao Guangzhou so panic-stricken. The adults at the same table could not help but reveal when he was cautiously asking his deskmate to copy homework, "Oh, you stupid human beings." ", or the proud face of "Get out of the way, I'm going to pretend" when the teacher makes a mistake.

In the end, as long as Xiao Guangzhou raised his mouth and raised his eyebrows, Kise could vaguely guess what his deskmate wanted to do.

As a result, every teacher gave up treatment for this outstanding student who never studied and only stared at his deskmate.

So, what happened to make him show such a groggy expression? !Could it be that someone who was jealous of him wrote some unsightly words on the exercise book?

"This is a masterpiece that took me seventeen eons to complete. How could it be... I was sent back to rewrite... I, I have never been asked to rewrite my homework!? Who doesn't understand this? Art appreciation guy?! He definitely wants to ruin my chance to become famous in the world!"

Guangzhou's long eyelashes were trembling unbelievably, a trembling shadow like a butterfly's wings flashed a trembling arc on his fair face, his cat-like pupils were fixed on the bold letter on the homework book The words "re-done".

Kise: "..."

Is the expression on Xiao Guangzhou's face as if the house is on fire and the world is collapsing is such a trivial matter?

For example, he has all kinds of homework that he fails to pass and will be asked to rewrite it every day, and he has long been familiar with various punishments.Xiao Guangzhou is really a top student. For good students like them, this kind of thing should be regarded as an earth-shattering event.

Kise casually took the book from the boy's trembling hand, flipped to the cover of the front page

Ah, it turned out to be a drawing diary.

Eh, wait, a drawing diary? !

Why is this kind of thing that can be perfunctory at will, why is it beaten back and rewritten?

For a moment, Kise couldn't hide the surprise in his eyes.

Drawing diary, record what you see and hear during the vacation by drawing, attach short feelings, and compile it into a booklet, turning it into a drawing diary.This is also the homework that the school generally arranges for each student during the holidays.

And because Guangzhou missed the start of the second school year, his painting diary was also the last to hand in, so it was sent down at this time.

huh huh?

If it was a diary, could he just peek at Xiao Guangzhou's vacation life?Will it be too intimate!

With his heart skipping a beat, Huang Lai turned to the first page, and there was a picture of a weird little fox with red and white patterns all over its face, the lifelike fluff on its face and the weird smile of the yellow-faced fox that almost jumped out of the paper.

Whoa!Xiao Guangzhou's painting level is astonishing!This level can go to participate in professional competitions?

So, the accompanying text below is probably something like "I met a strange fox on the road today, and I fed a few pieces of fried tofu to the cute little animal"?

Kise looked down casually, his right hand had already been raised and he couldn't wait to turn it back, but——

"The help of Fox, who carried the power of traveling through space, broke through the confinement of time and space, and overcame numerous obstacles, just to come to me and beg for my help hahaha, it really is..."

Suddenly, the half-laughed boy choked up. What the hell is this way of recording daily life? It should be just a short story made up by Xiao Guangzhou. If the style of painting is like this...

The more I read back, the more Kise couldn't laugh.

Painting diary No. 13 days, with a picture of Guang Zhou holding a teacup like the Statue of Liberty holding a torch.

The accompanying text is "The deep crescent moon has absorbed the sleeping essence from my body and awakened the soul of a thousand years."

Kise: "..."

Let go of that cup.

Another chapter, with a picture of Guang Zhou pulling out the sword from the ancient scabbard and posing against the enemy.

The accompanying text is "Greedy human beings don't know how to repent and are stubborn. Unfortunately, under the hands of the dark emperor who turned the clouds and rain, they quickly lost their dignity, knelt down and begged for mercy, crying bitterly."

Is this an alien invasion of Earth?What about daily life?

Kise, who gradually lost her smile, flipped to the last chapter.

The accompanying picture shows a large group of men in black suits and black sunglasses half-kneeling respectfully on the ground. This group of adult men half-raised their heads, with goose bumps in their eyes.Guangzhou, who was closely watched by them, was also dressed in black. He looked back against the wind and smiled coldly.

What a "underworld organization" attitude.

The accompanying text is——

"Managing more than 100 servants in a different space really takes a lot of my energy."

Kise: "..."

It was hard for him to imagine what the head teacher's expression would be like when he saw such a painting diary.

Maybe, probably think that Xiao Guangzhou is playing with him.

How could this kind of thing not be called back and rewritten? !Even if the teacher wanted to pretend that he didn't see it, he would be sorry for his conscience.

Kise covered her eyes in pain.

"What's wrong with you? Do you have any dissatisfaction with me?"

Mitsujou looked keenly at Kise who covered his facial expression, this commoner seemed to have something to say.

"It's nothing, little Guangzhou," Huang Lai couldn't help but think of the strange plot in the diary when he heard Guangzhou's claim, he finally couldn't help but whisper, "Are these actors in it your family members? How can they accompany you like this?" Are you messing around? If you write so exaggeratedly, the teacher will immediately see that it is fake. Just write it as it is. "

The disbelieving Guangzhou was instantly indifferent: "..."