The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

The scrap material duo lay lazily on the ground, yawned and looked at the people around them who were futilely busy for the cultural festival, but they had no intention of helping at all, and they were still making fun of them, "Hahaha, monitor What the hell are you doing? We don’t have the opportunity to show off the cultural festival in the first grade, it’s still interesting for the senior grades, and no one will come to see it anyway, so what’s the use of working so hard?”

The girl with short hair blushed in embarrassment, and continued to pick up the scattered balloons on the ground without saying a word.

The girl wearing glasses couldn't stand it any longer, "You two trash!"

Sakamoto saw that everyone was downcast, and after observing quietly for a long time, he finally decided to speak out: "Since I heard about the arrangement of the cultural festival, I have invited a special consultant for everyone. He can assist you in completing this class presentation." .”

Fujita Megumi raised his eyes in surprise: "Special——"

Kubota interface: "—Consultant?"

As expected of Sakamoto-kun, you think too far ahead!

The good-for-nothing duo looked at the star-studded Sakamoto unwillingly, and found this cool campus male god more dazzling.

One of them began to maliciously speculate about Sakamoto's intentions: "What kind of consultant? This is a class activity. Our special treatment will be laughed at by other classes? What's more, it will cost a lot of money to hire a special consultant. Will it be the whole class? As a result, everyone in the class has to pay, but we are poor students, and we will not pay a penny!"

Under the curious and worried eyes of the students, Sakamoto nodded lightly: "Don't worry, everyone, I will solve this matter satisfactorily."

After all, he patted his palms lightly toward the door.

Everyone followed his gaze to the closed door of the class.

In the silence that could be heard when the needle tip landed, the gate that was watched by countless hot and expectant eyes was silent, without any movement at all.

An awkward silence gradually spread.

Looking forward to gradually turning into loss, the girls looked at each other at a loss, not knowing how to comfort the silent Sakamoto.

The boys were still sitting on the ground in twos and threes. Seeing Sakamoto in a rare embarrassing situation, they were stunned for a few seconds and then laughed loudly, and the trash duo even burst into tears.

"What, Sakamoto, where are you? Don't be funny, okay?"

The black-haired man stands in a place where light and shadow intertwine, with a tall body and a funny pink ufo-shaped hat on his head. His slightly raised phoenix eyes are slightly drooping, covering a flash of light in it. Helpless smile.

Sarah, I really hold a grudge.

Just yesterday, when Sakamoto walked out of the classroom, half a dozen moving white marshmallows came straight for his face.

Ah, no, it was the black-haired boy holding five or six marshmallows.

After some good(?) exchanges, Guang Zhou finally agreed to Sakamoto's sincere invitation with a proud face, and Sakamoto also agreed to help him sign the diary and ten tickets to the cultural festival of the prefectural Xuewen High School in return His help with the class.

However, when this guy was supposed to appear, there was no sound.

suddenly,

The "crop circle" swept to the center of the classroom ceiling by Sakamoto began to vibrate slightly, and the center seemed to light up with silver-blue light, and gradually converged into two lines, and finally intertwined into a complex and mysterious magic circle.

"coming."

Sakamoto pushed his glasses as if feeling something.

"Stop laughing!!" Fujita Megumi plucked up his courage and shouted.

"Hahahaha—ha?" The boy's laughter stopped abruptly.

One of the waste duo wiped his hair soaked in cold sweat, his voice was hoarse and frightened, and the creepy feeling was like tiny worms gnawing at his heart, "...you, don't you feel it?"

"There seems to be some strange noises above our heads."

"Run away, there is a ghost!"

The two fled the classroom in a frenzy.

"Look up!"

"Ahhhhhh! What is that?!"

Countless shattered particles of light and shadow swirl and float in the air, just like the golden powder scattered on the colorful creatures in the jungle. Thousands of thin lines are floating in the sky, gradually drawing and interlacing into a vague human figure shape, almost Seconds later, various details on the body began to gradually become clear.

Like a mermaid just emerging from murky waters.

Dreamy and dreamy.

"Aliens?!—Mana loves it so much!"

Mana, who didn't recognize who this person was, exclaimed, her eyes lit up with ecstasy.

"Could it be... Could it be that the aliens are consultants invited by Sakamoto? Could it be that the real aliens are guiding us how to arrange this class display?"

"A beautiful alien! Okay, can you touch it?"

"It's incredible! Is this alien technology?"

Sakamoto probably didn't expect this, and his silence was regarded by the students as a symbol of inscrutability.

He raised his eyes, and sure enough, he saw the image floating in mid-air with the corners of his mouth pursed unhappily, and the half-drooped cat's eyes were blazing with fire, probably because he was dissatisfied that he had stolen part of the limelight.

In an instant, the image in midair disappeared like an extinguished flame.

But the real person suddenly appeared in the eyes of everyone.

There was an uproar——

"Don't panic, everyone, it's just a projection."

Sakamoto, who was responsible for the elders, explained, "He is the consultant I mentioned. He is also my younger brother, Mitsuzu-san."

"I am... the derdunklelord who he respectfully invited many times to reluctantly agree to come and help."

"……"WTF?Is this the name of an alien?

Sakamoto was calm and composed in the other people's eyes full of different meanings.

"Hey, can you all close your eyes, please? In the last ten seconds——"

Guang Zhou snapped his fingers.

"Okay, then ten, nine, eight..."

All the students closed their eyes and were extremely curious. They pretended to be obedient and silently counted ten numbers, but in fact they were quietly watching the two brothers through their fingers.

will something happen?Could it be possible to help them conjure up a few unblown balloons, or a few bottles of helium that they desperately lack?

Sakamoto seemed to realize something. He watched his younger brother take out a long staff from behind, and shouted without concealment, "Secret technique! Malygos steals the sky and replaces the sun!"

Peeping students: "???"

wtf?

There was a sudden gust of wind in the classroom, and the end of the staff erupted with dazzling light, even covering the daylight that penetrated into the classroom through the window. When he climbed up from the ground, the entire classroom could no longer find its original shadow, and the boy had disappeared without a trace, leaving only a thoughtful Sakamoto.

The ceiling is painted black like a mysterious night sky, and there is a galaxy of stars flowing in the "Star and Moon Night" on it, and a few black shadows similar to ufo can be vaguely seen flashing by.

Everyone: "..."

Hahaha, it has completely become a miniature series of the theme version of the future sci-fi blockbuster. It's amazing. I just hoped that Brother Sakamoto would bring a few useful balloons or give a reasonable and creative plan.

——Amazing figure, it’s completely unscientific, okay? !

Sakamoto quietly walked out of the classroom.

He stood still, looked back, and hid himself in a corner where the crowd couldn't see, pointing his index finger out of the corner of his eye, "I miscalculated, I didn't expect the little eagle that should blend into the flock of birds to directly open up a piece of sky for the birds , unearned food...I'm afraid..."

After school,

"Sakamoto is definitely dead this time!"

"As long as you do what Fukase-san said, Sakamoto will have absolutely no place in this school!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

When the useless duo who had been bewitched by Mr. Fukase opened the door of the class again, the treacherous and sinister laughter stopped abruptly.

The waste duo: "..."

Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing here with a needle that popped a balloon?

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"What about things?"

Soft to the touch.

Saiki Kusuo held a thin piece of paper in his hand, and he stared at the black-haired boy expressionlessly: "What is this?"

Guangzhou nestled on the sofa, happily opened his mouth to bite off the tempura that Saiki's mother sent to his mouth, and in the sight of the superpower, the golden yellow shrimp tail shook a few times and disappeared in a drum. outside of the cheeks.

"This is the admission ticket for the cultural festival."

It turned out to be the case.

"Because of it, my magic power is even exhausted."

Qi Mu: "..." You don't have that kind of thing at all.

Yahhhhhhhh, isn't he the one who contributes?The person who was called to use super powers to paint a strange classroom occupied by snow monsters, strange circles and ufos is not you, a kid who only knows that there is no magic power.

The pink-haired boy firmly stretched out his hand in front of Guang Zhou, without wavering, "Is this the reward you said for helping? You know that's not what I want."

What about coffee jelly?take it out!

"Xiao Nan, you are too strict with the lovely You-chan! Do you still remember that you are an older brother?" The girlish mother scolded her son with dissatisfaction.

"It's rare for Xiaoyou to go home once. Don't you just treat him like this! Brother, do you want to let your younger brother know more! I want my mother to tell you that you don't want to sleep in the bedroom today, let Xiaoyou sleep in your bedroom, you sleep in living room."

The boss at the top of the food chain ruthlessly arranged the superpowers directly.

"..."

Please allow him to decline.

The sense of crisis in Qi Mu's heart surged, and he suddenly felt that his stable position at home was precarious.

"Actually, His Highness can still be in the same room with Earl Pink."