The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"Ok?"

Saiki Kusuo moved his body, and the green glasses beside the bed obediently obeyed his thoughts and automatically floated to his face, and he put them on securely.

and many more.

this weight?

The superpower user who had already sat up straight on the bed felt something was wrong.

The black soft hair is like a thick crow's feathers, and it is also like a cluster of curling clouds. It is full of vitality and luster unique to teenagers. It is finely spread on Qi Mu's white chest that cannot be covered by the messy pajamas that were torn apart.

Between black and white, it is particularly difficult to look away.

The memory comes back instantly.

last night,

Qi Mu packed his things downstairs and walked back to his room, only to find that a large, well-fed unknown creature had already moved into his room carelessly, lying lazily on his [accent] bed, rolling around .

Hearing his footsteps, the unknown creature in the blanket turned his head.

Saiki: ...

Did you come back from the Middle East just now?

Only then did he realize that not only was the guy's own quilt covered in the shape of a ghost hood, but his soft new quilt was completely wrapped around his body by this guy, twisting and entangled in a strange and incomprehensible form.

The Middle Eastern people patted the bed and said in a low voice, "Come, the magic power of the dark emperor will guard this place all the time at night."

Saiki: ...

Please let the Dark Emperor stay in front of your bed.

after eleven o'clock,

The voices of "sanction", "magic power" and "punishment" that had been going on next to him finally got lower and lower. It seemed that the owner of the voice could not resist the sleepiness and fell asleep.

Qi Mu, who closed his eyes, did not fall asleep. He suddenly recalled the few days when he and Yougang knew each other. It was also this guy who was afraid of being lonely who broke in through the window and broke into his room. He clamored to inspect the lives of his subjects, and then curled up in his bed and fell asleep.

Just now, Qi Mu actually had the illusion of time travel.

Yahhhhhhh, actually, has it been five years?Human time flies really fast.

Qi Mu closed his eyes and meditated, unconsciously raising his hand to catch the fist coming from the side, his posture was extremely skillful.Anyway, this guy only moved around in the first two hours of falling asleep, and would remain in one position after falling asleep.

Although it doesn't move, but...

The psychic who woke up in the morning stared blankly at the guy lying on his back, his forehead began to twitch.

——This is too much.

How to describe this inexplicable ghost animal posture?It is a completely parallel overlapping alignment posture.After Qi Mu sat up, the black-haired boy lying flat on him was also brought to sit up in the same posture following his movements.

Ah, the trouble is dead, the body has no warning signs for this guy, and he is still wearing a telepathic suppressor all the time, when did this guy climb up?

"Woke up."

Qi Mu mercilessly wanted to throw Guang Zhou down.

The beautiful boy who was still closed eyes like a painting suddenly turned over neatly, standing majesticly on the bed with bare feet, Ultraman's nightgown outlined the curves of the body, Guang Zhou pulled up the hat on the back to cover the black The cat's eyes and the broken hair on the forehead, and the two bright oval eyes turned up from the back are staring at the superpower with a spirit, full of integrity.

Seeing that the psychic was about to leave indifferently, Mitsuzou let go of his claws that were deeply grasping the hat. Ultraman took off the robe of the Middle Easterner last night, opened his arms straight to Saiki Kusuo, and made a "begging" Hug" pose.

"I watched the sky at night, and suddenly found that today I can't be contaminated with the dirty air on the ground."

Why is his room dirty?

"Therefore, Earl Pink will be troubled to assist His Highness."

Saiki: ...

Give him enough time, don't think that he will do such meaningless things if you say so.

Ok?

Even the temptation to use coffee jelly as a small sweetener didn't help.

"I am leaving."

"Hi! Bon voyage!"

The sound of closing the door sounded, Qi Mu's mother wiped her hands on the apron, and sweetly hugged Qi Mu's father who was reading the newspaper beside him.

"The relationship between Xiaonan and Xiaoyou is really good~ Xiaoyou even specially invited Xiaonan to the school festival together! Mom, when Xiaonan was just born, I was always worried that Xiaonan would die because of too strong superpowers, too bad temper, and too stiff expression I’m going to be lonely forever! I never thought I’d be able to find my first good friend at the age of seven~”

Qi Mu who just closed the door: ...

Hey, hey, mom, you think too far ahead.

"Oh, Dad, I never thought that my mother would think so much when Xiao Nan was just born, so touched!"

Qi Mu's father put down the newspaper in an instant, wrapped his arms around his wife's waist, and rubbed back and forth like a big dog.

"Speaking of those two guys, huh! Really, the relationship is too good?!"

"Yeah, yeah, just now I watched Xiaonan take Princess Xiaoyou down! He and Xiaokong have never played like this before~"

"Ah, although his face stinks like a fly next to a stinky ditch." Qi Mu's father rolled his eyes. "Mom, it's rare that that brat isn't here, let's enjoy the two of us on the weekend!"

Qi Mu, who had just closed the door, looked at the culprit pretending to be innocent: ...

Don't speak ill of the psychic behind his back before he's gone far, really.

If I knew it earlier, I would just teleport away.

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Prefectural Gakubun High School Cultural Festival.

There are crowds of people, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the misty sunlight is scattered.

The students gathered together in groups of three or five, and the senior students stood on the wide school road handing out leaflets one after another, wearing eye-catching and exotic clothes, shouting propaganda, cheering and noisy voices, which could be heard endlessly.

Wearing a sailor suit and wearing two clusters of shofar braids, the tall and strong boy grinned, with two blush on his face that made people want to poke his eyes and rushed towards the few people who were not wearing school uniforms. Saiki Kusuo still had extraordinary skills even though he was shocked. Agile, "swipe" and instantly dodge to the side.

Ah, so dangerous, I almost exposed my super power.

The "female man" in the senior grade didn't care, and directly ignored Saiki, who looked very ordinary, and introduced the "Maid Cafe" opened by the class to Guangzhou with great enthusiasm.

The senior Gao Zhuang who seemed to have given up his lower limit and integrity said Jiao Didi, "Honorable master, please come to our black cockroach coffee shop in class three of three years!"

Saiki: ...

Hearing the name, it feels like no one wants to go at all.

"There are countless petite, lovely, loyal and well-behaved maids waiting for you inside!"

Hey, hey, don't insult these two words.

The maid pretended to sneak a few glances at Guang Zhou.

The boy's soft black hair hangs down to his shoulders. He is wearing a silver-white magician's robe today. The hem of the robe is embroidered with flowing silver light, and the totem is shining brightly in the sun.This kind of attire is not unique among a group of exotic costumes, but it is inexplicably eye-catching.

[This guy's face, tsk tsk tsk!At first glance, he is a guy who can drive a lot of traffic. If he can join their class, he will definitely make a lot of money!And he also looks tender and easy to deceive, maybe he can fool him and ask him to play a role together! 】The boy dressed as a maid has a lot of brain activity at this time.

Is it against the rules for visitors from outside the school to visit?Qi Mu watched calmly.However, his vision is indeed good, women's clothing or something.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhated of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,.

"Okay."

Guang Zhou smiled.

The curved eyebrows, the pointed chin, the gracefully shaped lips like rouge, the curvature is particularly confusing.

Qi Mu slightly widened his eyes:? ? ?

The senior in the maid costume was stunned for a moment, stammering, with an inexplicable blush on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking, "Oh oh huh!... Come with me!"

Maid outfit, why are you blushing, don't forget your gender.

The psychic who was pushed farther and farther away by the crowded crowd mixed in the crowd, silently looking at the maid outfit with his left foot on his right foot, feeling a little strange in his heart.

After passing all the way like this, Saiki Kusuo watched helplessly as the black-haired boy maintained a warm smile like a spring breeze, and treated all the new fans who greeted him enthusiastically.

That's right.

This group of seniors has already asked Guangzhou for various information without restraint, such as name, school, age, this middle-aged man with a mouthful of "human beings" and a mouthful of "dark emperor" is almost like being arrested after going out. The other person turned into a prince with a bright smile who swept the campus.

If it weren't for the fact that they were together when they went out this morning, there was nothing on the way, and this guy couldn't hear it telepathically, Qi Mu would have thought that this was a stranger with the exact same face as "Guang Zhouyou".

The person with super powers looked solemnly, what happened.Could it be—

Puberty rebellion...mutation?

"Brother You, do you want to watch our class's performance?"

"What show?" Guangzhou rested his chin, as if crushed stardust flashed in the black cat's eyes, the hearts of the women beside him almost melted.

"We've been rehearsing for a long time, and the script has won a lot of praise in the high school drama circle!" The senior girl who had already put on her makeup suddenly became excited, and began to introduce her performance under the envious eyes of others.

"The name of our performance is "Beasts & Taboos & Love in Every Dark Forest"!"

The black-haired boy's eyes glowed: "It seems very interesting." Dark forest or something!

Saiki: ...

The name... I'm afraid the high school drama world has no future.

"Brother You, our haunted house here is also a very interesting themed haunted house! It's called "Cincinnati Nightmare Horror Scream 13th Floor Mental Hospital Hell City Hades School Building"!" Another girl with a ponytail squeezed to the front not to be outdone , not even breathless.

I can see through this guy's preferences.This name was just made up casually just now, and most people would not go to it——

"Okay, I want to go and have a look." Guangzhou answered immediately.

"Yeah! Come with me!"

"Ooooh! Win!"

Saiki: ...