The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"To be a qualified leader, you always need to worry about a group of uneasy subordinates, from controlling the direction and road of the empire sailing like Noah's Ark, down to checking the jade steel that fell from every servant .”

Guang Zhou spoke suddenly.

But no direct answer was given.

The corner of Kunikida's mouth twitched: "..."

Why does he know every word, but he can't understand a single word that this kid said! ?

There was a loud "bang", and the boy hammered his fist heavily on the table without warning, and a circle of tea sets on the table bounced at the same time, making a crisp collision sound, which shocked everyone present.

Guangzhou lowered his head, his soft hair covered his eyes, but it couldn't cover the blackness in the young man's eyes like thick ink.

His fair five fingers inserted along the hair and forcibly changed their original trajectory. The heavy color on his face was like a lonely emperor who carried thousands of years of history and the lives of thousands of people. Leave the personal feelings of small families behind.

"He is always so admirable. He is obviously such a great king who has mastered the lifeline of the future world, but he stands humbly among the stupid human beings. Ah! The strong wind on the fourth floor of the Armed Detective Agency ruthlessly blows this man The king's body is as hard as a rock, tempering his unyielding face! However, under the arrogance of the dark emperor, he can only return home!"

The Armed Detective Agency is quiet as a chicken again.

Kunikida: "..."

Fukuzawa: "..."

"..."

The ellipsis on everyone's face is a testament to the restlessness in their hearts.

Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, and seriously suggested to Guang Zhou, "I think these few words just now can be without quotation marks, and the third person can also be changed."

Kunikida: "..."

Make fun of him at this time, bastard!

Kunikida said indifferently: "I think there are already enough weirdos in the detective agency, and I sincerely hope there won't be any more." His position might have to give way.

Guangzhou was still immersed in his role and couldn't extricate himself. In the not-so-spacious conference room, the sentimental and prodigal son's affectionate tone lingered in his ears, "From stupid human beings, to stupid human beings, lurking on the road Forever, the undercover business will last forever."

Concluding remarks.

"Then I will reluctantly accept the challenge from your Wenhao Fuxing Society."

The guy said so reluctantly.

"You seem very reluctant, boy!" Kunikida jumped up without any surprise, and Tanizaki, who was a few seats away, rushed forward to stop the enraged colleague.

After being stunned for a few seconds, Osamu Dazai let out a muffled laugh, "Hahahahahahaha."

"Really, did God notice that I didn't have a beautiful young lady to accompany me to die in love recently, so that I could meet such an interesting person! Although he is a man, but..." His voice was so low that almost no one could listen clearly.

"You-kun, are you an undercover agent of the Dark Empire?" Dazai Osamu's tone was always light and flirtatious, which tended to give people a frivolous feeling that he was always flirting.

Facing the man's smiling eyes, Guangzhou maintained the arrogance of an emperor, "Huh."

Osamu Dazai seemed to be addicted, and moved the seat next to the black-haired boy in a few moments, staring at Luanbu's vigilant eyes, and said courteously, "What kind of empire is it? Dear Lord, the Dark Emperor?"

"Dazai, stop." Fukuzawa Yukichi forcefully interrupted Dazai's questioning, he glanced indifferently at Dazai who was helplessly sitting upright again, and the corners of his mouth were pursed with majesty.

He doesn't care about the privacy of his members' behavior, including the unknown past. Even this lazy guy seems interested, but is actually full of indifferent and playful smiles. What is hidden behind it? No interest in interfering.

"Kunikida." Fukuzawa reminded succinctly.

"Can it be used as commissioned content for the entrance test... I understand, President."

The man with the ponytail quickly realized his gaffe, and tidied up the scattered clothes in twos and twos. He picked up the documents on the table, scanned the lines with his eyes, and at the same time his mind turned.

Under normal circumstances, the entrance test is given without the knowledge of the prospective members, that is to say, they do not know that they are being assessed and observed, and the content of the test is generally decided by the members in a meeting, and the form is not limited.

In a situation like this, the superficial test task is just a cover, and it doesn't matter whether the case can be solved or commissioned. The core of the real assessment is whether the testee has the heart to help others.

"Oh, I found it," the man pulled out a page from the file bag, and when he got down to business, Kunikida's face became serious, "It was originally a mission for me and the idiot Dazai for the past few days, this is Commissioned by the military, find the area-designated disaster beast, the man-eating tiger."

Kunikida pressed the document on the table in front of Mitsuko with a "snap", and kept the posture of pressing the table with one hand on his hips, "We got information that two weeks ago, the tiger's traces tended to gather in Yokohama. According to eyewitnesses It proves that this beast has reappeared in the city recently."

"what?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and shook his slender thighs, and said casually, "Kunikida-kun is hesitant to speak, is there anything else that hasn't been explained about this mission?"

"That's right." Kunikida nodded lightly, his face darkened, "Yesterday the military gave me the latest feedback and progress on this commission."

The man frowned and said in a dignified tone, "Man-eating tigers... are exactly the same, with four more. The panicked people in the city called the police, saying that they saw five giant tigers with the same black and white stripes on the street. It is said that these beasts did not do anything. No harmful actions were taken, but the commotion they caused still made the military have to pay attention."

"There is a new tiger, and it is hard to believe that there is no relationship between them. Could this be some kind of conspiracy?"

Guangzhou expressionless: "..."

"Then decide who will accompany this kid to complete the commission now."

Kunikida raised his hand and clenched his fist and coughed lightly on his lips. His eyes glanced at the huge western creature that was gliding or spreading its wings and swooping outside the window, causing bursts of exclamation.

It is said that it is to accompany the tester to complete the commission, but it is actually some kind of tacit code word.

One is to prevent accidents for testers who are not strong enough, and the other is to supervise and examine whether the testers meet the criteria for selecting members of the detective agency and whether they show the qualities of a rescuer.

In order to prevent the selfishness of the investigators from affecting the judgment made, the members of the detective club will carry micro-device to record the process of entering the club for simultaneous assessment by other members.

As for this mission that required a sense of responsibility and justice, Kunikida, who knew a lot about this commission, thought that he was the perfect supervisor.

Kunikida was about to open his mouth to take on the task righteously, when several voices rang out before he opened his mouth.

"Yoshi! I'll come, I'll come!" Miyazawa Kenji, who has been staring at the dragon with his chin full of doting and loving eyes, raised his hand for the first time, and the enthusiastic and lively dog ​​eyes stared at Guangzhou excitedly, " I definitely have the most experience in taking care of small animals! In my hometown, whether it’s cows or sheep, everyone is very friendly to me!”

"This is a desperate black dragon that gnaws at the World Tree, Ned Hogg! You must be able to take me to the other side of the underworld without pain! Come on, take me away!"

Dazai raised his hand with a grim expression.

If you are not familiar with it, you really can't see the uncontrollable excitement and excitement of this suicidal maniac, although his excitement is completely different from other people's.

Tanizaki said weakly: "Actually, I also..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Edogawa Ranpo. The famous detective always behaved strategically in reasoning and dealing with irrelevant matters, but he was extremely naive when he stepped on a painful foot.

"What's the matter with you idiots? Is Guangzhou here to look for me today? Don't care about your business."

Kunikida took a deep breath, and swallowed the high-sounding self-recommendation in his mouth.He growled, "You guys! That's a supervisor's job! Not a pet handler's job!"

This group of guys who usually can't wait to get as far away from trouble, especially Osamu Dazai!There are dragons... so positive at this time!

Kunikida, who refused to admit that he was coveting the position of riding a dragon, scolded his colleagues in his heart.

Fukuzawa glanced around wordlessly, and several subordinates actually started to make an embarrassing quarrel. In the end, he had no choice but to make a final decision, "Dazai will follow the new members in the assessment, and deal with other killing commissions at random, and the rest will continue to deal with the affairs of the detective agency." .”

"above."

"..." Kunikida made an unbearable sound from the connection between his nasal cavity and throat, his facial features were twisted and shrunk together, he was clearly puzzled by the president's decision but he couldn't question it.

He could only hit Osamu Dazai, who was making strange noises triumphantly and twisting around, fiercely through the death ray emitted from his eyes.

……hateful!

Another pen was crushed by Kunikida's hands.

"Kunikida-kun~ Did the president tell you not to be so irritable all the time, look now~"

The hated guy was still grinning strangely, and was almost beaten into a pig's head by Kunikida before he left.

"Youjun Youjun! Let's go!"

Osamu Dazai almost fell when he turned his head, because he saw the black-haired boy who was lazily lying on the black dragon's broad back and tilted his head to look at him.

The gesture of this guy holding the beak mask in his hand is almost like holding a mallet.

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai skillfully stepped on the open window sill, and the whistling wind slapped his sand-colored coat. After finding a foothold on the dragon's back with difficulty, the man leaped out of the window gracefully. out, and successfully landed on the mount that everyone in the detective agency envied.

In a few seconds, the two disappeared from everyone's sight.

The long roar of the black dragon resounded throughout the city, and the black bat-like wings covered with film only slightly fluttered and flew straight into the sky. , the high-tech built-in oxygen supply device was activated instantly, and at the same time several seat belts on the dragon's back were fixed on the soles of the boy's boots and the back of the waist.

Dazai is not handsome: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly