The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

After experiencing the wonderful experience of being hypoxic at high altitude and pouring wind into his mouth for more than ten minutes, Osamu Dazai weakly grabbed Guang Zhou's clothes and sat on the dragon's back. The boy's black hair slapped his face coldly in the howling wind.

"Yujun."

Dazai Osamu's voice was swallowed up by the wind, and turned into a meaningless sound of "gurgling".

"..."

Dazai, who was ignored, "Bah bah" a few times to the side, he thought for a while, and suddenly put his hands on the sides of the black-haired boy's neck, and he directly approached the ear of the person in front, his voice deliberately suppressed. The low, hoarse, warm breath licked the fair skin, completing a dangerous "Long Dong" in every sense.

If the one on the wall is a petite and lovely woman, she must be flushed by Dazai Osamu's charming male hormones at this time, and she is at a loss.

It's a pity that the person wearing the mask in front of him is a young man who is protected by high technology in all aspects, so he didn't feel anything.

Half a minute later, Osamu Dazai, muttering "Oh my god, I did this to a man", rubbed his arms to shake off his goosebumps, but got a mysterious-sounding answer.

"I will go to the legendary Champawat, and the dark divine voice will guide me to find the legendary man-eating tiger."

Osamu Dazai blinked: "..."

Uh, why are you feeling sick?

During this inexplicable journey, Osamu Dazai, who could not see the end, was faltering in the flight.

When he passed by the ferris wheel in Yokohama Minato Mirai District 21 for the third time, Dazai suddenly showed a strange smile, "You-kun."

"What is it, human."

"I have something to do right now, don't worry about me, you can investigate it yourself first!" Osamu Dazai, who was called "Human", paused for a second, as if nothing had happened, ignoring the cursing that seemed to be sensed by the partner in the headset who was monitoring and assessing at the same time, his tone of voice Hastily ordered.

Where no one noticed, Osamu Dazai stared at the scenery on the ground fascinatedly, his pupils dilated strangely, as if he had been summoned by some kind of mysterious, and only the rippling circles remained in his honey-colored eyes. The rippling waters, at this moment, the waters are like a sea monster haunting the side of the ship. She uses her strange and sweet voice to seduce him, who is defenseless as a sailor.

Guangzhou only felt a light behind him, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a black figure falling straight down.

He stopped the black dragon and looked down from a high altitude.

I saw the bandage monster No. [-] with his hands on his abdomen.

Serene demeanor.

Looks like he has perfected his skills in suicide.

It’s just that the selected height is too high for ordinary people, which may cause cervical spine fractures and physical pain, or cause concussion or spleen rupture due to inability to adjust posture.

So, how will Youjun react now?

Panicked, or apathetic on the sidelines?Ah, wish there were some unexpected reactions.

Speaking of which, this part is pretty good as part of the assessment.

What should I do if the examiner suddenly commits suicide in the middle of the exam?

Osamu Dazai, who was completely weightless, closed his eyes and smiled, thinking so.

Kunikida, who was sitting in the office of the detective agency wearing wireless earphones and monitoring the assessment screen, almost popped out of his sockets.

Although the president ordered them to go back and complete the missions, Investigative Tiger himself made the arrangement in his notebook at this time. Since there was an emergency and the mission was handed over to a newcomer, he simply accepted the status of the supervisor in the corporation, remote monitoring and Prevent accidents.

Seeing the scene where Osamu Dazai entered the water without hesitation, Kunikida roared angrily in an instant, "You suicidal man!" After a few seconds, Kunikida quickly recovered from the anger that was so familiar to his bones, he Now it's not that bastard's partner!

Kunikida's heart suddenly ignited with uncontrollable gloating.

Now the partner of the suicidal maniac is that kid.

Is this the so-called "the wicked have their own grind"?

He has long been displeased with that rebellious kid. He is a "human being" all day long, and even his seniors don't know how to respect him. It is very difficult to get along in this Yokohama.

While Kunikida was happily dreaming about the beautiful scene of two bastards torturing each other in the detective agency in the future, other members of the detective agency also surrounded him, and Kunikida suddenly caught a glimpse of a black shadow flashing in the corner of the camera image.

The black shadow grew bigger and bigger. When Kunikida finally realized what it was, shock passed through his wide-open pupils. He yanked the communicator and shouted at Osamu Dazai on the other side, "Dazai!"

"He jumped down to save someone!?"

"At this height, a guy with tenacious vitality like Dazai must be alive and kicking when he comes out, but that newcomer..."

"I heard that Mr. Ranpo said," the members of the detective agency in a circle recalled the unclear explanation before Ranpo left, "The newcomer's ability seems to be related to summoning, and it is not useful at this time. Is it very big?"

Kunikida frowned, furious, "That kid is too reckless, isn't it? Wouldn't it be better to let that suicidal man die?"

Dazai slowly left the state of a sage before he entered the water. In a flash, he saw the young man who jumped down with the initial speed brought by the black dragon's dive and quickly approached him. resolute.

"Huh?" The man tilted his head in surprise.

Actually... jumped down to save him?

Obviously watching him commit suicide usually, the colleagues in the detective agency would only talk coolly aside.

"Really, another waste of bandages."

"Is Mr. Dazai here again?"

Really.

How should I put it?

It is his principle to commit suicide without causing trouble to others.

Dazai would have scratched his head in distress if he hadn't been falling headfirst.

A person who did not hesitate to accompany him to die in love——

...Young man.

The top of the head is a hazy deep purple, and large groups of floating flocs form a ball, rolling up magnificent folds, reflecting the sky as pure as all the variegated colors have been filtered, and fading into a bright, burning yellow on the horizon. .

Like the color of a fairy tale.

It was like the usual blood color in Yokohama.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the approaching water surface from the corner of his eye, and then turned his body over in mid-air with a flexibility that normal people cannot do. Go ahead and catch the boy.

"Pfft!"

"Crash-"

There was a huge sound of falling water, and the tumbling white water spray exploded a huge mushroom cloud on the calm water surface. The splashed water droplets hit the shore dozens of meters away like radiation. The loud noise can undoubtedly startle Pedestrians passing by.

Everyone in the detective agency, before the camera was immersed in the water, the last scene they saw was——

The black giant dragon that seemed to be breathing bloody gas swooped down from the other side, and the moment it approached the water, it suddenly disintegrated. First, the outermost scales decomposed at an extremely fast speed, exposing the inside like a steel fortress. The shocking internal structure, the parts in it operate according to the mysterious system that no one understands, just like loyal knights guarding the king's territory, they changed their shape without hesitation after hearing the order to dispatch, Cut off the original connection, separated and gathered together like a black galaxy, and gathered into one——

Big black surfboard.

The young man adjusted his posture. Relying on the cushion of the white air suddenly ejected from the soles of his boots, his legs slightly bent, and he landed on the surfboard steadily. He also adjusted his body's center of gravity, shoulders and Controlling the direction of the surfboard with his hind legs, he jumped up gracefully, and among the white flowers splashing, it seemed that he could see his heroic posture fighting against the vast sea.

And Osamu Dazai, who was one meter away from him, opened his arms and fell into the water with a "poof".

Dazai: "..."

Ok? ? ?

The boy who was jumping around on a surfboard like a vigorous dolphin got down again. He paddled with one hand and pulled the surfboard with the other. The boy faced the twitching legs that emerged from the water while spinning With a mysterious smile, it seems that everything is under control.

"See, this is Champawat's guidance to us! This mysterious magic pattern that no one can decipher, this vortex-like mysterious attraction that cannot be shaken off! Bandage Man No. [-], be grateful, if it is not me, you You may never feel this fatal call in your life."

"..." Dazai, whose head was still buried under the water, stared at Guang Zhou circling around him like a bloodthirsty shark, listening to the muffled "hum hum" sound across the water surface , I couldn't help spit out another desperate bubble in my heart.

Deadly, deadly.

Can't be bothered, can't be bothered.

"Hey, did you see clearly just now? What happened to that dragon?"

It was quiet inside the detective agency.

"It's a mechanical dragon, that's why it can transform into...surfing equipment in an instant." Yosano Akiko said firmly, "It's really incredible, the perfect combination of technology and biology."

"I didn't see it at all, it's not a living thing, the breathing, and the ups and downs of the body are all mechanically simulated." Kunikida murmured in disbelief.

Miyazawa scratched the back of his head naturally, "I said it's weird! It's different from the cows in our village, so that's how it is!"

"I feel that he hasn't used supernatural abilities so far, and this is probably just his own work." The doctor of the detective agency speculated, with a dignified expression and a strange excitement.

Tanizaki accepted it quickly: "It's not surprising that someone who can be recognized by Mr. Ranpo has an unsurpassed genius in this regard."

Although the number of investigators and clerks in the Armed Detective Agency is not as large as that of the large companies in Japan, everyone has received professional training and assessment. There are detectives like Ranpo, and there are also outstanding ones. People with supernatural powers, but when it comes to scientists with outstanding talents, they are really rare.

To be able to have a talented scientist who is not afraid of all kinds of attacks and dangers sits in the town, which is completely dreamed of!

After discussing for a while, they decided to send this video to the president for him to have a look.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was silent for a long time.

As a samurai who has experienced a hellish state of mind, his patience, willpower and many other aspects are amazing, but he is really terrified when dealing with young people.However, at this time, when he saw the black-haired boy in the video, what he felt in his heart was a long-lost feeling.

It was like a few years ago, when I met Ranpo for the first time, the inexplicable premonition that my brain nerves were shocked by the fluctuation of my unborn talent.