[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

After really getting along with Nakahara Chuya, everyone found that he was not as difficult to get along with as imagined. On the contrary, it can be said that he is a good person, except that he was a little irritable when facing Dazai.

"A Complete Suicide Manual?" also picked up a book that fell out of Dazai's pocket from the ground.

"Ah, I don't know what to do if it falls off, thank you Chuya." Dazai pressed Chuya's head and took the book from his hand.

"You bastard, just say what you say and don't touch your feet." Zhong also couldn't help kicking him.

Dazai, who was able to hide, suddenly tripped over the white bandage hanging on the ground and was kicked to the ground.

"Ah, ah, I'm dead." Dazai covered his stomach with one hand and raised the other hand and cried out in pain, then his neck tilted and his left hand dropped down, closing his eyes.

"Come on, I don't have any strength at all." Zhong also couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"Did Mr. Dazai have this kind of personality when he was in Gang Hei before?" Tanizaki, who had seen this repeated scene for several days, couldn't help asking.

"Him?" Zhong also glanced at Dazai who was still pretending to be dead on the ground, "He has never changed in this regard."

Nakaya looked at Kunikida and said, "You are his current partner, right? Thank you so much."

On this point, Kunikida and Zhong also have a common language, Kunikida said quietly, "I think you have a good relationship with him, when will you take him back?"

"Huh? The relationship between me and Dazai is not good at all." Chuya was stunned for a moment, the relationship is good?Where did you see it?Aren't the two of them committed to killing each other's relationship?

"I'm sorry, the gangsters don't accept returns." Zhong also smiled, and his tone was a little gloating. He was escaped, and Kunikida-kun still had to suffer.

"I was born as a member of the detective agency, and I will die as a ghost of the detective agency!" Osamu Dazai suddenly stood up from the ground with a carp.

"Then why aren't you dead yet?" Zhong Ye answered casually.

"Every time I commit suicide, I always encounter strange people to save me. It's really distressing." Osamu Dazai said distressedly.

"Then I'll send you to die for free."

"No! My dream now is to die in love with a beautiful young lady!" Dazai suddenly knelt in front of Haruno Kiraka who passed by him, "Miss Haruno, please die in love with me."

Before Haruno could speak, Tanizaki Naomi beside her said, "Even Mr. Dazai can't instigate her to commit suicide."

"I'm sorry Mr. Dazai, if you were a cat, I would still think about it." Haruno said very calmly.

"Allah, I've been rejected." Zhong also gloated.

"Chuya-kun! Can you help me get the bag of snacks on your left." Ranbu who was sitting in his seat raised his hand.

Zhong also casually picked up the snacks and wanted to walk over to hand them to him, but within two steps, he suddenly found that the white bandage was taut.

"Dazai?" Chu also looked at him suspiciously.

"I'm angry, Chuya, I want to deprive you of your personal freedom, not to mention how can you be ordered by others as my dog." Dazai's left hand was rolling around the bandage, his eyebrows were huddling together, and his mouth was pouted.

"How obsessed are you with being called a dog?" Zhong was also a little helpless, he didn't want to quarrel with Dazai, a childish ghost.

"Dazai is such a piece of trash!" Ranpo shouted.

"That, isn't it good to say that?" Atsushi Nakajima said weakly.

"Those who think Dazai is trash raise their hands!" Ranpo raised his hand first.

After that, everyone in the office except Dun raised their hands.

Dazai seemed to be very shocked, even the background was shaded, "So I'm so unpopular?"

"Did you just know now?" Kunikida couldn't help complaining.

The hour hand of the clock hanging on the wall moved one frame, and it was time to get off work.

"Why did you come to the Detective Agency during the celebration? How about we have dinner together at night?" Tanizaki suggested.

"No matter where I go, Naomi will follow my brother~" Naomi hugged Tanizaki and buried his head in his chest vigorously.

"I'm going to eat barbecue!" Miyazaki Kenji shouted.

It happened that Fukuzawa Yukichi came out of the cubicle and said, "This proposal is good, and we haven't had dinner together for a long time."

"I have time in the evening." Kunikida said after checking his notebook to make sure that there were no plans for the evening.

In the end, everyone agreed without objection, except Osamu Dazai.

"Eh? Why do you want to celebrate Chuya all of a sudden? He's a mafia!" Osamu Dazai wanted to run up to Kunikida to argue with him, "Kunikida-kun, wake up!"

Nakaya at the back pulled the bandage, and Osamu Dazai fell to the ground with a "slap" on his face, "This thing is two-way, I didn't expect the quality to be so good."

After everyone packed their things, they set off for the best barbecue restaurant in Yokohama.

As for why is it the best? "That guy Dazai just pays, anyway, he knocked a huge sum of money from the BOSS."

If there are people who pay, then of course they will choose the best!

Dazai said that he did not agree to pay for all this!But his arms couldn't hold back his thighs, so he could only agree with tears in the end.After thinking about it, it was Mr. Sen who paid the money anyway, and it was Mr. Sen who felt distressed. Why was he feeling distressed there?

So when it comes time to order, Dazai orders the most. It doesn't matter if you can finish the meal, just order!

"Obviously I'm a member of the detective agency, why does Chuya look more like that?" Dazai stuffed meat into his mouth angrily.

"At times like this, you have to find the reason from yourself, Dazai." Nakaya said while sipping his sake.

"If you don't bother me every day, you won't have this illusion." Kunikida said.

"I don't like patients who are constantly bruising themselves."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" While talking, Dazai snatched away Kenji Miyazawa's meat.

"Mr. Dazai!" Miyazawa, who was watching Dazai snatch his flesh, was so angry that he almost didn't make a move.

Facts have proved that Osamu Dazai is a man who has never repented and committed crimes knowingly.

"Childish ghost." Zhong couldn't help muttering.

A lunch passed in such a noisy way. Although it was said that they also "joined" the detective agency during the celebration, they actually used this excuse to have dinner together.

At this meal, the children eat meat and the adults drink.

"No! Chuya, you can't drink any more!" Osamu Dazai grabbed Nakahara tightly and refused to let him touch alcohol.

"Bastard Dazai, let go! I can still drink!" Zhong also struggled to break free from Dazai's shackles.

"I don't want to take care of you when you're drunk!" Dazai, who didn't want to live in the heat of the water all night, pressed Zhongya desperately, "Your drinking capacity has dropped again, and you still love drinking so much even though you can't drink." If not Zhongye's drinking capacity has dropped again, so he won't estimate the wrong time to stop and make Zhongye slightly drunk.

"Don't the cadres of the Hong Kong gangsters know how to drink?" Yosano Akiko was stunned.

"He's an exception." Dazai, who forcibly used physical therapy to put him to sleep before Chuya broke out, heaved a sigh of relief, "Drunk after a little, and the quality of the alcohol is very bad."

"Who can stand such a partner, that's why I quit." Dazai curled his lips, and gave Zhongya a disgusted look.

"So you came to harm me?" Kunikida couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"You obviously enjoyed it, Dazai." Fukuzawa Yukichi who had been drinking silently said suddenly.

"Enjoy it? Who? Me? How is it possible?" Dazai quickly denied, "I hate Chuya the most."

"President, I apply to temporarily dissolve my partnership with Dazai before Nakahara-kun leaves to avoid wasting human resources." Kunikida brought up an idea that had been lingering in his mind for several days.

"Eh?? Kunikida-kun~ have you abandoned me! I don't want to go on a mission alone with this little dwarf!" Dazai shouted in shock.

The private room suddenly fell silent, and everyone else stopped what they were doing and turned to look at Dazai.

"It's so noisy, bastard Dazai!" At this moment, a hand suddenly stretched out and slammed it on Dazai's head, pressing down so hard that his face hit the table.

"Wow, Chuya is like a monster, I obviously used [-]% of my strength to say it." Dazai got up from the table and said.

"That's you are too rubbish, the guy with super bad physical skills."

"My physical skills are at least at the middle level of Hong Kong Hei! Even the middle class is too perverted!" Dazai couldn't help but argue.

"But you are the most trashy cadre in physical arts."

"I'm not! The most rubbish is obviously Akutagawa."

"..." Zhong was also silent, he didn't know what to say for a while, Akutagawa was indeed promoted to a cadre after the Yokohama defense incident ended.

"Hmph," Dazai let out a triumphant smile.

"I remember that Akutagawa is your student, isn't it shameful to compare yourself with your own students?" Kunikida said.

"Kunikida-kun~ what are you talking about, my face is here~" Dazai poked his cheek as he said.

There was a lot of noise here, and there was a sudden exclamation over there.

"Mirror Flower Sauce!"

Everyone looked over and found that Jinghua was holding a wine glass in her hand, her face was flushed with blush, and she was lying in Dun's arms with her eyes closed.

"Has she been drinking?" Zhongya asked, his appearance was obviously drunk.

"I was so busy filling my brother with alcohol that I didn't notice when Jinghua drank." Naomi said guiltily.

Except for Tanizaki, all of them are minors under the age of 20. There should be no alcohol here, if it wasn't for Naomi's intention to get Tanizaki drunk.

As for Mr. Ranpo, although he is an adult, he gave up wine and chose juice.

"If I knew that Jinghua sauce was poured in a glass, I would have stopped her from the beginning." Atsushi Nakajima said regretfully. He saw Jinghua pour a glass of wine out of curiosity.

"Yoshi, then Atsushi will go back with Kyoka first, let's continue~" Dazai said.

"No!" Chuya smashed his wine glass on the table, letting the underage girl and the strange man share the same room, because it was the underage girl's own wish, he just turned a blind eye, but let the drunk It is absolutely not acceptable for an underage girl to be in the same room with a strange man.

The author has something to say: I didn’t win after drawing step 4, but gave me a mustard QAQ every time I win, and it was the last one to come, or it didn’t come at all.