[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

"Why don't you let Jinghua stay with me for one night?" Yosano Akiko said.

"Is that why you don't believe in our Atsushi's character?" Dazai said while lying back on the chair.

"I don't believe it." Zhong also said without thinking and hesitating.

Dun murmured, those who were all petrified, "The Mafia actually questioned their character."

"It's getting late, let's end it." Finally, Fukuzawa Yukichi made the decision to end the dinner.

As soon as they finished paying and walked out of the door, a person rushed towards this side, and a young lady ran behind and shouted, "Catch the thief!"

Seeing the thief rushing towards him and about to pass by, he caught him almost subconsciously, and pushed him to the ground with a flip of his hand.

The woman took the wallet from the others and said, bending over, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

"Hello, my name is Sato Kaeko, can you leave a contact information so that I can repay you well someday?" It was a woman with wavy blonde hair, with a very thick face and very bold clothes.

When Nakahara Chuya was in a daze, Osamu Dazai put his hand on his shoulder and moved closer, "Beautiful lady, are you willing to die in love with me?"

Sato was stunned for a moment, and noticed the connected hands of the two, "I'm sorry! I didn't know you two were in such a relationship!" Then he ran away quickly.

"What's the matter?" Zhong also tilted his head and still hasn't reacted.

"It's the kind of relationship that can be misunderstood." Naomi snickered while hanging on Tanizaki.

"The relationship between Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakahara is too imaginative." Haruno continued.

"What are you talking about?" Yosano Akiko asked puzzled.

The two pulled Yosano Akiko aside and whispered.

Dazai, who has been in the underworld since he was a child, naturally knows what she means, and he blames him madly, "It's all your fault that I can't even hook up with a young lady! If I can't hook up with a young lady, how can I die in love! Even misunderstood I and Zhong are also a couple, so I might as well find a donkey to find Zhong!"

"Mr. Dazai, I don't think you would be able to hook up with a girl without Mr. Nakahara, just because of your horrible opening remarks." Tanizaki couldn't help but defend Nakaya.

"Huh? Do you think I want to be tied up with you!" Zhong Ye, who was a little slow in this regard, finally understood what they were talking about, and he immediately exploded, "I wouldn't be with you even if I was with a donkey The bastards are together!"

"What did the donkey do wrong?" Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but complain.

Because of Chuya's physical problems, the two who were forced to be involved together are obviously not satisfied with the cohabitation life these days. Chuya even had the idea of ​​dying when he died. Compared with the fake love with Dazai, he is still dead. Relatively easy.

"Huh!" The two people who were angry with each other turned their backs to each other like childish ghosts, as if they couldn't see and didn't exist.

"Let's go." The people who had seen the two quarrel countless times in a day, most of which were provoked by Dazai, chose to ignore the two and leave first.

When the two came back to their senses and found that there were only the two of them left at the door of the store, they couldn't help being silent for a while.

"Dazai, go to a place first before going back." It is also a characteristic of the two of them that they can communicate normally after the quarrel.

Dazai looked at it with an inexplicable smile, "Rejected."

"Huh? I haven't said where I'm going yet?" Zhong couldn't believe the sudden dismissal.

"It must be to buy cigarettes." Dazai said with a smirk, "Thanks for being able to endure it for so many days, I don't want to smoke second-hand smoke every day."

Tobacco and alcohol are flavoring agents in Zhongye's life. Smoking doesn't make you drunk like drinking, and Zhongye's smoking is very fierce.If it wasn't for his good self-control ability, there might not be such a three-day blank period.

"Tsk, it's like you haven't smoked before."

"Oh, I see, my poor health must be due to inhaling too much of your second-hand smoke." Dazai looked suddenly enlightened.

"What's wrong with your health?" Zhong also couldn't help asking, except for the wound caused by suicide, which looks quite healthy.

"If it wasn't for my poor health, how could my physical skills be so poor~"

"Fuck off Dazai, that's Akutagawa not you." Zhong also couldn't help rolling his eyes, Dazai's bad physical skills are purely because he doesn't like training, and it has nothing to do with his physical condition.

"Since I'm not allowed to buy cigarettes, let's buy a mobile phone." The three days without a mobile phone made Chuya feel cut off from the outside world, as if he was imprisoned by Dazai, which was suffocating.

"Chuya definitely wants to call and ask his subordinates to deliver cigarettes secretly." Dazai dismissed the proposal with a smile, "And with a mobile phone, you can only call Hong Kong gangsters. Now you are in a detective agency. Black contact, if there is anything urgent, Mr. Mori will contact me."

"You bastard, you really make people angry." Zhong Ye, who originally wanted to discuss with him, grabbed him by the collar and walked out angrily.

"Wait, wait, Chuya! The mall is closed long ago!" Dazai, who couldn't even hide because he was attached to a thread, was grabbed and staggered a few steps forward.

"Bring the phone here." Nakaya pushed Dazai against the wall, and pressed one hand on his neck as if he was going to kill him in the next moment.

"I didn't bring it." Dazai raised his hands above his head in a submissive manner but said something that annoyed Chuuya.

Since Dazai didn't hand it over, he had no choice but to search himself, and Chuya leaned over and put his hand into Dazai's pocket.

Looking at Chuya who was clinging to him, and at Chuya's neck with a collar, Dazai's eyes darkened, and he had a brilliant idea in his heart.

"Hey, Chuya." Dazai hugged Chuya who was lying on his body with his head bowed.

"Why are you so nervous?" Nakaya straightened up, Dazai's hand on his waist made his expression change.

"I'm a man too. Have you ever thought about the consequences of lying on a grown man like this?" Dazai and Chuya exchanged positions. Dazai put one arm around his waist and the other hold his hand.

"I'm a man!" Nakaya said while kicking Dazai.

"I know, but Chuya, you look too girly, and I don't feel any sense of disobedience in wearing women's clothes." Dazai avoided Chuya's attack sideways, and let go of him.

"Then I'll let you see if I'm a man or a woman?" Chuya put a smile on his face angrily, and after beating Dazai three quarters to death, he knew his gender.

"Speak well and don't touch your hands. I thought about it, and Zhong is still a virgin. The two of us are living together during this period of time anyway. How about being a bed partner? Zhong has troubled me for so long, and I have to pay for it." Interest will do."

"Okay." Unexpectedly, Zhong Ye responded straightforwardly, "If you are down here."

"I don't care about things like up and down, as long as Chuya is happy."

Zhongya, who was suddenly choked, was silent for a while, then tore off the white bandage, turned his head and walked away.

Dazai looked at Chuya's back and smiled, he was a little younger than Chuya who had no integrity.

But it seemed that the teasing was too much, and I was so angry that I even tore off the bandage.

As for what he said just now, it was all for teasing Zhongye and making him sleep with Zhongye?How can it be.As I said before, even if it is a donkey, he will not follow the short-tempered little man Chuya.

The background of Kanya is getting smaller and smaller, Dazai hastily chased after him.Teasing is a trivial matter, but it would be bad if he was angered into a "dirty" state.

Dazai returned home in a good mood, but on the way he finally figured it out and realized that he had been slapped by Dazai, and Zhong also was so depressed that he didn't talk to him again until the next day.

"Chuya~ don't be so mean~ I just made a little joke yesterday~" Dazai sat down on the chair, with his head on the back of the chair, watching Chuya who was sitting on the sofa and stretched out his tone.

Also choose to ignore.

"Dazai, if you are so free, you can handle this case." Kunikida threw a document at Dazai.

"What?" Dazai received the document very handsomely, but unfortunately no one appreciates it, "Drug trafficking case?"

"This is a case given to us over there. We received an anonymous report that someone was selling drugs to underage students. Dazai, go and investigate~" Ranpo added.

Hearing this, Naka also raised his head, took the folder out of Dazai's hand, and began to look through it.Gangsters in Yokohama definitely exist like local snakes. Yokohama is the territory of Hong Kong gangsters, and drug trafficking in Yokohama must be approved by Hong Kong gangsters. After all, this thing has always been very sensitive.But there has never been a statement that drug trafficking to minors is allowed.

Nakaya followed Dazai out of the detective agency and didn't talk to him all the way, Dazai kept talking there all the time.

"It seems that this has nothing to do with Hong Kong gangsters. Some people rushed to break ground on the head of Hong Kong gangsters. Mr. Mori is really getting better and better."

"Let's go and see the scene first~"

Obviously, even if no one took Dazai's talkative talker seriously, he could still act alone, but Nakaya was keenly aware that his mood was not as high as before, and this discovery made him feel a lot better.

Treat Dazai as air, don't get angry because of his words and actions, and feel the peace of mind, this feeling is better than ever, as if returning to the days when there was no Dazai.

The location reported by the informant was a street basketball court. When the two arrived there, they didn't see any suspicious people except for people playing in the court in twos and threes.

"It seems that the suspect hasn't come yet, or he found out that he was reported and changed the location?" Dazai looked around and saw no suspicious person.

"Why in the daytime, the transaction of this kind of thing is too conspicuous in the daytime." Zhong also frowned, the time mentioned by the whistleblower in the document was about this time, 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

"Because the students just leave school at this time, isn't it normal to buy some snacks after school?" Dazai said, "Or the prisoner is the student."

This anonymous report not only stated the location and time, but also clearly stated what was being sold.It doesn't look like someone who discovered it by accident, but like someone who went shopping.

The author has something to say: I really want to skip the foreplay and go directly to the state of love~~